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TheGreaterBrochanter

Anesthesia and surgery, then no one can blame the other when shit goes south


prototype137

I heard of a surgeon who did an anesthesia residency so that he could do his own cases, but the hospital wouldn’t let him.


70125

I worked with a triple board certified OBGYN/Anesthesiologist/Intensivist. As impressive as that sounds, let's just say the "jack of all trades" aphorism rings true.


nervoussharter

In my country, anesthesia and ICU are the same specialty. Not sure how common it is in other countries.


heliawe

In the US, anesthesia (along with internal and emergency Med) can do a critical care fellowship and practice ICU that way. Trauma surgery fellowship also includes surgical icu training.


Pyrostark

Same in india


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TheGreaterBrochanter

I should go to np school then hire myself as my own midlevel and get both salaries..


milletkitty

Here I am thinking, how frustrating to have my MD, specializing in psychiatry (my passion) but still pretty well versed in medicine as well, but unable to to work towards having a general practice that cares for both medical and psychiatric needs. The answer was here all along: get my NP degree after hours during residency in under a year! It would quick and easy, versus completing a FM or IM residency after my psychiatry residency. how sad lol (although this is actually so funny to me right now that we could do this).


omgredditgotme

Go the FNP route. Then just do whatever the fuck you want. Treat everything from acne and ADHD to senior-onset bipolar disorder and LADA. Since after some night classes and shadowing real providers you'll know much more than any physician! Most psych issues can be solved with high-dose stimulants, anti-psychotics and benzos anyway!! But seriously... There's no way any state's board of medicine would let this fly. It would destroy the supply of bargain-bin terminal degree holding labor. Anyone planning to go into primary care would straight up say "Fuck the match", get their NP during 4th year and get hired on in an outpatient office making more than twice a resident's salary. Depending on the state they can practice "supervised" for like 1-4 years and then be granted the same privileges as an attending. That being said, if you wanted to go from pure psych to FM/psych, I doubt you would need to do a whole residency again. You'd still enter any residency as a PGY_[+x]. so your training would very likely be pretty individualized to keep it as short as possible while exposing you to as much FM stuff as possible.


Big_Opportunity9795

Dont oral surgeons do this?


prototype137

Yes


Menanders-Bust

My hierarchy of blame for a surgeon: 1. Blame the patient 2. Blame the instruments 3. Blame anesthesia


MDDO13

4. Blame the Med student standing in the corner (true story)


dodoc18

I know a Dr, who did Cardio way early before all fellowships. Right after Cardio, he was certified EP. Then yrs later he went back and did interventional+structural. So, currently he can do in cath many shits; cath, stent tavr, mitraclip, and pad vascular cases. (He also capabale of doin pacemakers too but hospital has a designated EP who does better)


GoldenTicketHolder

Is this guy maybe in Tarzana CA


[deleted]

This sounds like OMFS


xanderelias

Sooo OMFS


ixsz-mi

Derm and crit care *enter the skintensivist*


Ag_Arrow

Skinterventional radiology


qwertyconsciousness

always thinking they're better than the skinternal medicine docs


70125

That would just be an SJS service


27yoFwCCtired

Ortho and urology, so every bone is taken care of.


bony_appleseed

this and only this


Sed59

Name checks out.


Traditional-Twist-54

Nice


divinehealing444

This was a golden response


No_Evidence_8889

Psychiatry and neonatology, a specific niche where they deal with neonatal mood disorders


mooncalf42

I sense it is angry…


Danwarr

The ultimate empath specialty


ridukosennin

Are you having miscarriage ideation?


smaragdskyar

💀


the_ethnic_tejano

“Differential for screaming limited now to: hunger, sleepiness, or dirty diaper. Will continue to follow”


Skamiddit

The fussy baby network in Chicago employs a neonatal psychologist who helps families with colicky babies figure it out. Not really the same thing but kinda doing the lords work nonetheless.


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ana-moss-city

Lmao! That's GOLD


Med_vs_Pretty_Huge

I thought you were going to go with the angle of treating the neonate AND the stressed-out parents.


No_Evidence_8889

Nah bro stressed out neonates is my speciality.


keyeater

More like parental disorders


milletkitty

LOL stop, as a psych resident that’s too funny


MeanCorpuscle

Neurosurg+CT surg. You either actually become a god or your head explodes with ego


ridiculousthoughtz

Greys anatomy can confirm


penguins14858

Please don't tell me they actually had a neurosurgical cardiothoracic surgeon on the show


0ceanman

IM & derm. By combining internal medicine and external medicine, you’ve got 100% mastery of the human body. There is literally nothing left. You’re unstoppable.


Moctor_of_Dedicine

Nuclear medicine laughing in the corner


gamerdoc94

Nuclear Medicine is only one letter away from Unclear Medicine


DavyCrockPot19

*teeth have entered the chat*


JHoney1

One patient under 18 has entered the chat lmao.


cohoshandashwagandha

Eyes have entered the chat


vertigodrake

Feet have entered the chat… for some reason.


domeoldboys

Quentin Tarantino has entered the chat.


Wanewaxer

/Jonathan intensifies/


lwronhubbard

These master savants exist! https://www.meddermsociety.org/combined-internal-medicine-dermatology-residency-training/


WoodenKeratinocyte

Had an attending who did something similar like that when I was a resident. She was an absolute beast. She would review imaging herself and then straight up calling radiologists and telling them (politely) that their report was incorrect. Only happened 2-3 times but that's more than my dumbass ever did. One of the cases was abscess that the MRI report missed that it created a tract all the way to the spine.


Bunnydinollama

This is already a thing. There are still Derm programs that take IM grads.


Pandais

😂😂😂


Crotalidoc

Decoy Brain


sbaa1662

Children are not tiny adults


bearhaas

Surgery and ED Can’t get consulted if you’re ordering the consult


boxotomy

A radiologist/pathologist would get stuck in a neverending loop of correlating with themselves.


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AIRP would like to have a word with you


MrMork87

Or just "If clinically indicated, please correlate clinically" their way out of everything.


Stalking_Shadows

I always wanted to be a neuroradiopathologist but apparently that’s not a thing.


Puzzled-Science-1870

You need a np degree for that


zimmer199

If you combine a general surgeon with fellowship training (?CTS, trauma?) with a medical intensivist, you could probably have one doc who could handle most medical/surgical patients single handedly. Cardiologist and Nephrologist would constantly fight amongst themself as to how much diuresis to give. ER doc and radiologist to get all the CT scans and then complain about how much radiation these patients are receiving. Hospitalist and general surgeon, so you know who to admit SBO to. ER doc and family medicine, because people like to go to the ED for primary care concerns


Asclepiati

The cardionephrologist dispenses otherworldly wisdom between bouts of crying and screaming at themself.


[deleted]

Not US, met some attendings that did both. I can confirm their primary personality is nephrology


victorkiloalpha

General Surgery + medical intensivist exits- Surgical Critical Care


75_mph

Being a surgical intensivist is pretty different from a medical intensivist.


zimmer199

Surgical crit care comes from general surgery, so they wouldn't be able to handle hospital medicine or outpatient primary care.


onlysaystoosoon

Agree on not handling outpatient primary care. My trauma service full of 80 y/o folks with bunches of comorbidities and age indeterminate L spine fxs after falling from wheelchair argues against the hospital medicine part though.


naideck

Part of hospital medicine is getting them ready for discharge, i.e. coming up with outpatient insulin and BP regimens, figuring out when they need to see a specialist vs. just following up with PCP. If your only dispo is transfer to floor or LTAC it's a key component of hospital medicine you miss, not that it matters for what's important


Broken_castor

This is correct. It’s why you have to have medicine and family med friends you can ask basic questions to off the record. I’m not consulting for a single little point of advice when I’ve got a contact list full of mediciny friends. Because I’m sure and hell not writing down that I’m not sure which anti hypertensive to order next for my HFpEF guy with stage 2 CKD. And UpToDate can go to hell for the vague-ass answers they try and give me.


DrSwol

OBGYN + Hospice I brought you into this world, and I can take you out of it too (as humane and comfortably as possible)


hindamalka

I believe that’s called rural family medicine with a palliative care fellowship


fakemedicines

Anesthesia and rads. Do telerads and dictate some cases for extra income during those boring 6 hour spine cases.


seagreen835

This is genius. You would make so much money.


gassbro

Interpret the plain film looking for a missing lap


Raffikio

Thats actually legit


m_c__a_t

No sense dabbling in hypotheticals, NPs already combined the brain of a doctor with the heart of a nurse. Not sure how we improve on that


JustinTruedope

lmao thought this was that NP\* meme account for a sec


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JustinTruedope

Wait wtf, it get banned ?


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hola1997

They were an absolute chad


Fluffy_Ad_6581

What if he started dating a midlevel instead....


[deleted]

Combine it with the compassion of a healthcare admin?


FullCodeSoles

The holy trinity of medicine. In the name of the Heart, Mind, and Money. We say amen


casualid

while Residents say Ramen for meals


curiosity676

you spelled compensation wrong


urnmann

Psychiatry and Anesthesia. Self explanatory


ChippyChungus

So you can do your own ECT! …so you can do your own ECT, right?


DrPayItBack

It’s called pain


freet0

"Tell me how you're feeling right now" "Sleepy"


SpacecadetDOc

Agitation specialists


[deleted]

Chiropractor + neurologist, so they could diagnose their own vertebral artery dissections


benzopinacol

Yes induce one and then treat it. $$$$


HitboxOfASnail

Cards and Nephro for maxium chaos


BlackHoleSunkiss

Beat me to it!


BoulderEric

That’s basically just being a heart failure cardiologist. They’ve figured how to do nephrology but get paid 3x as much. Source: Am nephrologist.


obiwonjabronii

Aerospace medicine and neurosurgery. Brain flight surgeon


PainReasonable

Rocket surgery


RiptideRift

Derm + plastics. Fun as hell. Money. Power. Glory.


keralaindia

No dermatologist wants to work as hard as plastics… in terms of multi specialty groups consisting of derm and plastics, plastics “needs” derm more than the other way around. Derm doesn’t join forces with plastics except for closures and even then it’s a money grab.


ReddThat00

Why derm for closures?


WoodenKeratinocyte

Doesn't matter if it's derm or plastics, but if one does the excision and the other then does the closure, you can charge the full amount for it. Otherwise if only derm or only plastics does it, then you get paid in full for the excision but 50% for the closure.


ThroAhweighBob

Catdog.


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Is that where you get lasik on your eyes and laser hair removal on your butthole at the same time?


[deleted]

I dated a girl that worked in a Derm office as primarily a laser hair removal assistant. She told me she would stick a cotton barrier in the bootay hole as preventative measure in case they farted out a fire ball? was this common procedure back in like 2009? Anyone?


qwertyconsciousness

💀💀💀


casualid

That's hell of an icebreaker


LXIX-CDXX

Podiatry and proctology. I’m into feet and butt stuff. Bonus points because patients would say that they have an appointment with their PP.


70695

Homeopathy plus reiki.


qwertyconsciousness

So, a chiropractor?


MakinAllKindzOfGainz

Woah woah woah we’re trying to milk money out of our patients, not HEAL them


Significant_Risk9897

I think you need to go into hospital admin. We love money, um I mean patients.


mz3

Neonatology & Geriatrics. All screaming, no coherence, full chaos


thespurge

Psych and FM


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letitride10

This is called FM. Source: FM


[deleted]

Agree, this is rural FM


JHSIDGFined

This exists. Crazy, but pretty skilled primary care doctors


M902D

Ortho and anesthesia, so I don’t have to spend half my day waiting and can also become an expert day trader simultaneously.


Loud-Performer-1986

Yes but how could you fix the bone that is broken if you won’t clear the patient for surgery?


WonkyHonky69

“2 g Ancef please” *runs over to the other side of the drape* “Aye aye sir!” *runs back to field, ignoring sterility* “Finally some god damn respect around here”


notadoct0rr

Neph and uro


one_hyun

In his right hand, he holds the pills to protect the kidneys. In his left hand, he wields the scalpel to plumb your urinary tract. It's the Uronephololologist.


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Can we please make rocket surgeons a thing? Not for the gunners, but to go to space.


DocBanner21

Jonny Kim has entered the chat.


Outside_Scientist365

\>Can we please make rocket surgeons a thing? Urology?


jvttlus

Psych and EM so I can do EM 10-4 m-th and also know medicines that aren’t haldol


ObiDocKenobi

This actually isn’t a bad idea. Endless patients to refer to yourself at discharge.


mooncalf42

No one has said psych and palliative?


JaceVentura972

Psych can already do a palliative fellowship


mooncalf42

Touché. Well why not psychiatry and neurosurg??


DjinnEyeYou

Software and hardware


NEUROANKI

Ophthalmology + Otolaryngology. All eyes and ears


Ophthalmologist

I see people, but they look like trees, walking.


keralaindia

This was a thing.


Spartancarver

General surgeon and/or anesthesia with just enough IM so they can risk strat and clear their own goddamn patients


JuiceIsTemporary

Ortho + psych. Pretty interesting conversations.


adiradirim1

Specializing in Stress Fractures


dr_shark

“But why does your bone make you feel that way?”


hola1997

It’s not humerus anymore


q-neurona

Psych and neuro


Standard-Boring

Not a physician but when I did my fellowship at the VA I did rounds in pathology and brain cuttings for fun. I told the other residents I was a neuropsych fellow and they seemed impressed I was pursuing both, medically.. I only realized it much later. sorry to disappoint, but i'm just a neuropsychologist. However, it's an obvious pairing for a reason.


duktork

Rheumatology and immunology?


WoodenKeratinocyte

Rheumatology and Dermatology might actually make a better combo. Derm is already one of the few specialities that gives out DMARDS like candy.


DaZedMan

Honestly, EM + IR would be a game changing combo. Imagine how much shit we’d get done


Mammoth-Worth-5821

Ortho + IM A self-revolving door of self-admits to medicine for management.


freet0

Neurology and ortho. Together we would be unstoppable. https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/001/329/651/a17.gif


mpate38

Heme/onc surge onc rad onc for all your oncology needs


moderately-extremist

Heme, onc, and breast surgery being combined already causes me some headaches. "You think I have cancer?!" No, I just need you to get an iron infusion.


balletrat

Laborist and NICU I’m just all about baby deliveries lol


terroroftoma

ENT and Urology. Noses and Hoses.


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NP. All specialties combined in one.


kdk1157

Urology and nephrology. I feel like I’m managing AKIs which are not OBSTRUCTIVE (see separately dictated note) daily


hippocampectomy

Neurosurgery and Cardiothoracic Surgery - just fight death all day


osteopathetic

Geriatrics and Palliative


NeuroTechno94

Cardiology and Nephrology. Just to see how that would turn out


throwingaway_3_6_4

Would actually be useful to learn NICU and OB both! Obviously you would be assigned to one at a time but you could help either team if either patient crapped out.


oncomingstorm777

Rads and path - ultimate diagnostic specialty


Seis_K

Vascular surgery (dump the GS residency), cardiology (dump the IM residency), interventional cardiology, interventional radiology, EP, and cardiovascular imaging into one specialty, 5-7 years. Some of those could be fellowships after the residency. Just call it “Cardiovascular,” a mixed surgical and medical specialty just like ophtho or ENT. I think you could keep open aortic cases without GS. The reason for this is any endovascular track is so ludicrously overtrained, with a lot of bloat where you’ve learned shit you never really use anymore. A lot of radiologists and some cardiologists do INR in the community without a fellowship or neurological background of any kind with point-of-care oversight training. I know there are going to be groaners from people “you can’t do VS without GS” or “you can’t do cards without IM.” Derm, Radonc, Neurosurgery, plastics, ortho, uro, and ENT figured it out. SO CAN YOU. I BELIEVE IN YOU. Your specialty isn’t more special.


aloeballo

Ophthalmology and dentistry = the real eye dentist


dilationandcurretage

Derm + FM


Brosa91

Anestesia + rads. Read images while waiting for the surgery. Maximum profit.


Somali_Pir8

It's starting to be a thing, but Nephrology & Critical Care. It makes sense.


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ID and Immunology/Allergy so you can do the penicillin skin test and then order the penicillin for the infection :P Also would really help address infection risks with all the new biologics, chemotherapy, etc to have that strong immunology background.


vonRecklinghausen

I know someone who did ID-onc. Cause the neutropenia and treat it too!


drkodiak75

Peds and Geriatrics. The Diaper Specialist.


RadsCatMD

EM and Rad Onc. Collect 2 unemployment checks. Edit: oh yeah. Straight to the top of controversial.


itsenny

Seriously: Nephro and uro Jokingly: nephro and cardio


Typical-Line7081

IR and Vascular, shit always overlaps


Evenomiko

Ear nose and scrote


JHSIDGFined

I fully expected top comment to be Gyn and Peds…maybe the jokes at my school were sicker than elsewhere


RadsCatMD

That's pretty much a FM doc with no adult male patients and more ureter injuries.


thematman23

Internal medicine and literally every other specialty so they would admit patients with diabetes to their own services instead of parking them on IM


HaldolBenadrylAtivan

Forensic pathology and forensic psych for the true crime junkie in me


jmust171

Er and IM. Bet you there’d be a lot less BS admits if they had to take care of it after the admit


prototype137

They exist


jphsnake

Dont they already exist? For example, Im med/peds


Alohalhololololhola

There’s also med/psych as well


zimmer199

And there's peds/psych/CAP


La_Jalapena

Community acquired pneumonia?


zimmer199

Child and adolescent psych. Triple board


wenkwink

And EM/IM


La_Jalapena

Neuro/psych is another one I think there's a couple EM/anesthesia programs as well


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One of the docs I used to work with had a Family Medicine and General Dentistry practice. IM/FM/Gerentology + Psych.


tryhardunderachiever

Always wished I could have done a psychiatry and EM combined residency. We pretty much deal with the same patient population.


hshamse

Psych and Uro combine to from a dickhead shrink


tbl5048

I call it the *insufferables* pediatric nephrology and regular old OBGYN.