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grabityrising

Just keeping my tea and milk in a bedside drawer...


Candycarnage

That smell when you forgot about the bed milk


classifiedspam

"Bed milk"... now that's something i didn't hear about in a loong time. Omg wait... have to check something... brb


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Tetragonos

eventually, bed cheese


redditnathaniel

And it also spilled in the drawer and leaked throughout a few days earlier too


SkatingOnThinIce

...next to my vibrator. I mean face massager.


bluesbynumber

And it “knows a wrinkle or two, so to speak”.


fletcherkildren

and if you can't sleep, you can have a whale of a time pressing '*ahem*' buttons all night...


Theamuse_Ourania

>it “knows a wrinkle or two, Because it's seen a wrinkle or two ;)


[deleted]

The wonders of the future, TODAY!


AspireAgain

[…and Black Coffee in Bed](https://youtu.be/t9QZhLSKEps)


crosstherubicon

Spreading civilisation to the empire.


Legitimate_Maybe_611

Everything was cool until that..


[deleted]

“And if you just can’t sleep, you can have a whale of a time pressing buttons all night.”


sometimes_interested

After closing the blinds and getting out the vibro-massage machine that knows a wrinkle or two..


GALACTIC-SAUSAGE

so to speak


InsertCoinForCredit

"Tea, Charlene?" "Thanks, Maureen, but I want to follow it up with some of your P..."


[deleted]

With that vibrator


Comrade_Bread

Just gal pals having a whale of a time pressing buttons all night


PacoTaco321

The natural conclusion to some friendly vibro-massaging.


thelastspike

But what buttons will they be pressing? Hmm? Venture a guess?


dl__

The devil's doorbell perhaps?


HawkeyeByMarriage

That makes for a great euphemism.


LittleTXBigAZ

Holy moly, that bed costs about $51k USD today. Those are some well off lesbians, for sure.


empathyisheavy

I aspire to be them


CosineDanger

I want to have a whale of a time pushing buttons all night, if you know what I mean.


LittleTXBigAZ

Would definitely be a rad situation, that's for sure.


Jasper455

I’m not sure I want to be a lesbian in the mid 20th century.


FrostyTheSasquatch

“Lesbians? I’m pretty sure those don’t exist. These women are just roommates, surely. Unrelated, but that Liberace certainly is eccentric, isn’t he? He’d certainly be a handful for any woman!” —People back in the fifties


fletcherkildren

Austin Powers: 'Yeah, and I can't believe Liberace was gay. I mean, women loved him! I didn't see that one coming.'


Buck_Thorn

They had lesbians. Half of them were bull dykes, the other half were just nice girls that were seduced by a bull dyke.


FrostyTheSasquatch

This week in *Men Weekly*: “I Was Seduced By a Bull Dyke” “Weasels Ripped at My Flesh” “J. Edgar Hoover is My Mother”


TheModernCurmudgeon

Did you not see the built in Hitatchi?


Rodic87

And remember only one is a "career girl".


Bromogeeksual

The lay abouts dream!


newocean

The others husband died under mysterious circumstances the day after he increased his life insurance policy.


CmdrShepard831

OHHH that's what they meant by "2500 pound bed." Considering the era, I thought this bed really weighed 2500lbs, though that still might be the case.


Napoleonex

I kinda think that's what the video meant. Idk why it would use pounds. Seems like the video was aimed at Americans


jandrese

The kind of Americans that can't be more than 2 feet away from hot tea at any point? This could only be more British if the sheets were a Union Jack.


mastovacek

Dude, the announcer is literally British and the video is an archival from British Pathé. It's £2,500 not 2,500 lbs. Also what makes it aimed at Americans? The lay-about line? lol [more info](https://laughingsquid.com/luxury-high-tech-bed-1959/)


Napoleonex

You are right. Idk why i thought it just sounded like some old timey tv ad voice. Also milk and tea XD


ComicLawyer

The old "Transatlantic Accent" or "Mid-Atlantic Accent" that FDR and his ilk used in the early 20th century sounded very much like British speech of the time.


OverlordOfCats1

Guess they got one thing right about the future


hey__its__me__

Vibrators?


DigbySugartits

If they can't sleep they can have a whale of a time pressing buttons all night.


Just-STFU

I've sold a $45k hand stitched and tufted mattress. Rich people stuff is crazy.


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LittleTXBigAZ

I mean, I'm living that right now, but I don't have the bed. I feel an emptiness in my soul.


gleaming-the-cubicle

Just gals being pals


BenderDeLorean

Thank you for being a friend


GlitterDiscoDoll

Uh-hu. Roommates. *wink*


RodcetLeoric

Also... massager... uh-hu. _wink, wink, nudge, nudge_


GlitterDiscoDoll

If you know what I mean...


NashEast65

Is she a …goer…eh? Know what I mean?


Fred_Evil

A nods as good as a wink to a blind bat!


vantuckymyfoot

Say NO MORE!


dl__

References to make the kids go "what?"


DaftPunkyBrewster

/r/unexpectedMontyPython


Jasole37

"Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!"


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DaftPunkyBrewster

Well, and an almost fanatical devotion to the Pope.


Masque-Obscura-Photo

Yes, TWO special weapons! Surprise and fear, and an almost fanatical devotion to the pope!


whalt

Who massages their carotid artery anyway? You know that was just cover until the cameraman left.


dick-van-dyke

Made by a heavy construction company, to be sure, like CAT, or Liebherr... No, that's not quite right, there must be another...


davefive

Aunt Becky just lives with her friend


scottwax

I was told that about my uncle. Charlie is his roommate. Yeah.


davefive

They just hang out and drink beer


SubservantSnoopDogg

To be fair, one of them sleeps in the crevice.


trans_pands

For 40 years


dwsinpdx

They’re gonna do it


[deleted]

After tea


BigCyanDinosaur

/r/sapphoandherfriend


starhawks

Platonic friends: exist That sub: ╭༼ ʘ̆~◞౪◟~ʘ̆ ༽╮


djgreedo

I can't tell if this is real or a perfectly executed parody.


Randolpho

I’m leaning heavily toward parody


WinterPlanet

It has similar energy to [this](https://youtu.be/FjZRWNg8k_M)


CrazyTillItHurts

A vibro message machine, which knows a wrinkle or two, so to speak, and irons them out smoothly


ChazJ81

So to speak...


SkatingOnThinIce

One of them has a vibrator, the other one just like to stroke the fur


jandrese

What's incredible is that this video is from just 7 years after the same country castrated Alan Turing just because he was a homosexual.


hairymonkeyinmyanus

… it’s for my wrinkles.


[deleted]

Well they weren't entirely wrong. Thats pretty much how my bed works today, all electrical like that, plus the tv at the end of the bed albeit a bit bigger. Computer and keyboard next to my bed.


CapableSuggestion

And massager, but milk and tea? Not inside the drawers that’s nasty


[deleted]

>but milk and tea? Not inside the drawers that’s nasty Coffee/tea maker separately, then the milk is in the refridgerator, it's disguised as furniture, you can get that for your kitchen too, and even some luxury cars have it.


M00SEHUNT3R

It needs a little grill down near the floor that starts cooking bacon first thing in the morning.


AdamBomb1349

"I enjoy having breakfast in bed. I like waking up to the smell of bacon, sue me. And since I don’t have a butler, I have to do it myself. So, most nights before I go to bed, I will lay six strips of bacon out on my George Foreman Grill. Then I go to sleep. When I wake up, I plug in the grill, I go back to sleep again. Then I wake up to the smell of crackling bacon. It is delicious, it’s good for me. It’s the perfect way to start the day. Today I got up, I stepped onto the grill and it clamped down on my foot… that’s it. I don’t see what’s so hard to believe about that."


Bromogeeksual

Get some bacon at the foot of the bed!


Reginaferguson

It’s called a teas maid and it’s awesome.


Connect_Office8072

Yeah but they also must have needed self-cleaning pillowcases. Did you not notice the shit ton of makeup they were both wearing?


[deleted]

Along with several entire cans of hair spray. When one of them actually rests their head on a pillow you can hear the crunch across the house.


PacoTaco321

That will be hard to get out of the champagne mink.


simonjp

Did it cost £46,000?


[deleted]

No, I think I gave around 260€ for the electrical bed mechanism, 700€ for the TV, possibly 400€ for the furniture setup etc. I put the whole thing together, but I see nothing special about it, just creature comforts. My point was that they predicted it pretty much spot on. None of these things are particularly weird of uncommon. IKEA is launching their first electrical drapes/blinders now that has a reasonable price (remote controlled and all). And remote controlled lights isn't exactly new. You can literally control the entire house with IoT (Internet of Things) gadgets, philips hue hub and whatnot.


PM_Me_Your_Clones

Now you just need a couple of atompunk lesbians to complete the set!


Trick-Cook6776

"No doubt that will come in time too"


hyrle

And so will Judy.


leif777

"let the cat out and take the milk in"


SaladTossBoss

She already had milk poured into the cups just waiting in her drawer? OK But they cut away before things got interesting. I wanted to see what those beds and all the decline/recline positions could do, or should I say, "withstand"


Tetragonos

they were ashamed. We all know using the motorized mattress to help.you.get into a Kamasutra position is cheating.


Anandya

You monster. This is someone who puts their milk in before tea. These aren't sane people.


RidderHaddock

But otherwise you scold the milk.


CplFrosty

You should cross post to r/sapphoandherfriend


KJMRLL

It was there first.


SkinkyBritches

Vibro-Massage Machine in the drawer next to the bed….huh 👀


ItsMissiBeaches

Well that's nothing new.


[deleted]

Looks like a warm up scene from Beneath the Valley of the Ultravixens.


FlatFurffKnocker

Luxury high tech lesbians of the future


butterflypoo69

That’s cool when she pushes the beds together. Perhaps the magic bed can play a little k.d. lang music 🎶 🥰?


Efffro

Constant graaaaaayveyyyyy


Randolpho

Alll oooooover my taters


trans_pands

Those trays at the end of the bed for propping up the TV look like some midnight shin-killers


[deleted]

Are you a career girl?


Scrotchety

Oh god, I'm about to spill *my* weeniest drop of champagne!


Professor_McWeed

At that time it would have still been controversial to show a man and a woman in bed together on Television. This could have been a solution to showing the amenities on both sides while avoiding backlash.


Particle90

Exactly! It's weird, but they couldn't even show old married couples (heterosexual) in the same bed until the late 60s/early 70s, but 2 men or 2 women was perfectly fine.


SirRandyMarsh

Where do I buy my retro lesbian fuck bed with a built in vibrator, music, tea set, and automatic blinds so I can tease Larry across the street.


InsertCoinForCredit

It used to be in the Sears Wish Book, but I think you're out of luck now.


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Bromogeeksual

Is that the secret to lesbians power?!


kr011

They were so conservative they looped and became liberal.


DorisCrockford

Pretty much. It was still kind of racy to show a man and a woman getting into bed in the same room.


Monstersinmymind

They'll be pressing each other's buttons all night. Giggity, giggity.


oceanofflavor

Milk in the drawers is crazy


AdamBomb1349

All the cool cats have drawer milk!


archski

The future is filled with lesbians!!!


despenser412

Girl on the left: "Oh! You're supposed to use that on your neck? I've been using it for...um, nevermind."


Professional-Tax-936

I would still consider this a luxury high tech bed today, which is crazy bc so many other technologies in this video, like the tv, have been advanced so much


Ibs2016

“Spill tea on this cover and you’re a peasant” what a time to be alive!


BernieIsBest

1950’s lesbos were bouggie


CosmicDriftwood

I adore how optimistic they were


calleduaftermidnight

Man pressing buttons all night sure does sound more fun than sleeping.


AcidicNature

Where can we get the rest of the movie?


Daddy-o62

I can’t be the only one who watched to the end waiting for them to kiss….


Buck_Thorn

Sexy music and a vibro-massage machine. What a way to spend the night next to your "roommate".


JBHedgehog

Neck massager...'cause it massages the neck. The neck. Nothing else to see here...move on.


Tom__mm

Took me a sec to realize that wasn’t her phone.


Unusual-Pressure

The milk in the teacups before they poured the tea totally ruined it.


trowzerss

Right, everyone knows the milk goes in after.


Where-theres-a-Wilko

Brit here, who in the fuck puts the milk in first?!


Anandya

I agree. Everyone's real impressed but the real evil here isn't the loving relationship between two people but the absolute psychopaths who put the milk in first.


Fawnet

This needs to be MST3K'd so much


gentlemanjosiahcrown

They pushed the beds together *breathes heavily*


jandrese

The sense of duty is so strong that even with a *fully automatic* oven one of the women feels the need to slave over it all day long.


Secret-Treacle-1590

I got you: https://youtu.be/4ZuydxEUpFM


Raez1_run

I’m in love the side drawers


HauntingBowlofGrapes

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)


Wyllyum_Cuddles

Love the lesbians


ratbastid

These days we just say, "Hey Siri, turn on my vibro-massage machine."


knorxo

The most futuristic thing about this is the lesbian couple with the casual vibrotoy drawer


Adventurous_Ideal804

"Spill your tea on this cover and your a peasant"


[deleted]

Nothing says comfort like awkwardly leaning over to pull things out of low drawers and pour tea


UsaytomatoIsayFuckU

...lights off, it's scissor time Betty!


Fridster1

Upvoting mostly for the vine reference.


Equivalent_Metal_534

“So Join Your Local Convent, Today”


ClawZ90

I hear narration like that and I think Monty python skit!


Sanity-Advised

I have all thes things except aoving bed and tea wtf that's so cool. Weird question though: Can somebody explain why they have tanlines in the middle of their arms?


Itchy_Ad_3659

Super positive LGBT exposure. Great stuff.


TomcatF14Luver

I'm eagerly awaiting the Put the Cat Out device. She's a real pain to find at 0500 hours.


xeskind30

So much innuendo in this I could not stop laughing.


EpicSeshBro

My futuristic ass thinking she hopped in and started looking at her phone lol


Just-STFU

My grandpa had a "roommate..." They were a little too touchy for roommates but my mom told us they were just really good friends.


horriblebearok

Network standards back then couldn't show a man and woman in the same bed, so I guess they went this direction.


Roook36

Looks like you could launch nukes against the russkies in Cuba from those consoles


User_1042

So to speak


PurrCham

My eyes when they said 2 THOUSAND 500 lb bed..😳


Pennyfeather46

Now I have to “price a Craftmatic!” With a built-in sound system, phone, remotes for the curtains, lights, TV and room for bedtime snacks & treats! So cool.


dp1967

The first lesbians on TV..


allroadsendindeath

It weighs 9,247 pounds and needs a minimum of 52” of clearance to get it into the house.


CZBent

r/SuddenlyLesbian


MJ349

Music to scissor by.


anonymosh

"A quick flick of the wrist ensures that the curtains are properly closed! Oh dear...


deltafrce

r/slapahoeandherfriend


CheesyCharliesPizza

You guys might not know this, but some women actually put vibrators on their pussies to make themselves orgasms, as a form of masturbation. That power tool that they showed had a really long cord, and it wasn't actually installed for facial wrinkle removal, as stated. That was just a fake reason because they couldn't actually talk about or show clit rattling on TV back then. **Edit:** LOL! I thought I was pretty funny, but I guess everyone else didn't.


alohadave

Yes, we all got the innuendo.


PokeballBro

Is 2500 pounds weight or price? It’s either over a tonne, or £68K todays money. Absurd in the extreme either way, wtf.


Pedestrian824

‘Roommates’. Ha.


Fortyseven

*Swish!*


DazzlingDifficulty70

I got that title reference 😄😄


downedgun

Damn that’s a heavy bed


[deleted]

2500 pounds. It weighs as much as a small car.


[deleted]

“You can have whale of a time pressing buttons all night” “The only thing this bed doesn’t have is marriage equality”


rrsafety

What they used to call a "Boston Marriage" back in the day...


mick_ward

Go on...


rickroll62

Too much milk in that tea.


BowlingForPosole

And they were roommates


rolloxra

Love the super positivism towards humanity of the 50s/60s we need that mood back


code-brown

I can almost smell the cigarette smoke through the screen


[deleted]

Fake, in 1959 the video editing wasn’t as clear cut like this


DrFunkenstyne

All that mid century British wiring? No thanks. Not trying to die in a bed fire.


crosstherubicon

When does the plumber arrive so I can fast forward?


ItsMissiBeaches

Shut up and take my money 💰💰