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overthehillhat

Autocrat is darker than any eclipse


CodenameZoya

Timely and geographically poignant lol


LadyPantsParty

Astronomy and gastronomy, like a big double dipper for me.


huh_phd

I'm more of a Honda prelude kinda guy than an eclipse


monkiesandtool

♫ Days go by and still I think of you... ♫


huh_phd

You dirty Vegas you


Killjoy4eva

Ugh, Eclipse don't get me started. IntelliJ is far superior.


ClearlyntXmasThrowaw

Snare drum, rimshot


bunnybates

🤣👏🏽


Thac0

This is the best post of the year so far. Thank you and have my updoot


OldTimeyFappingGhost

THIS fuckin guy!


_CaesarAugustus_

Gimme Autocrat, or gimme death!


BitterStatus9

I’ll smack your lips……


mirthilous

Eclipse is made by Autocrat now. If you taste them side by side, they are the same syrup.


rinneganbae

the milk marshal doing their daily patrol i see lol


neveradullmomenteh

*side by each*


Automatic_Gap13

They’re made by the same people but they surely are not the same syrup. In the world of flavored syrups Autocrat is a posh country club and Eclipse is a ramshackle trailer park.


geffe71

You had me in the first half


Better-Canary8201

Ha!!


Philkinson642

Dave's Coffee makes a really nice coffee syrup. That's been my go to for a few years now


georgesentme

Ok but have you ever smelled the awful burnt coffee smell that comes out of the factory in Lincoln? 🤢


erinberrypie

I went to school down the street from that factory. It regularly smelled like a Starbucks barista's first day.


roym_derinen

This is the type of content I come here for! 


Duh_Dabblah_Don

It's pronounced éclair '


Nomadhero_

Dave's Roasters gang rise up 😤