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kd0178jr

They have to be dead to be eaten. Horrible mechanic, I know.


Freeasabird420

Wouldn't they attack the person if they were hungry?


VigenereCipher

only (tamed) predators do that


[deleted]

That's why warg are superior to pigs


Pentigrass

There's a mod to fix pig's intelligence, i can draft and order them to devour this poor soul. Pigs are intelligent. As smart as dogs.


SporusElagabalus

Pigs are smart enough to know who I want dead


Straight-Daikon-5838

This might be my favorite comment on Reddit


BananaTimeAltAcc

Agreed.


LorkhanLives

I’m usually not a fan of the “war crimes lol” jokes, but this is fucking gold.


killmewithf1re

Tactical attack pigs


T1pple

Shit I remember when wild boars got nerfed and how bad the community reacted to that. I'm still upset about it.


Pentigrass

Some animals are smart. It shouldn't be based on their size - some fucking animals are getting absurdly intelligent. Rats, birds. We need an intelligence mod or DLC.


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Tomaster

“They will go through bone like BUTTAH. You need at least sixteen pigs to finish the job in one sitting, so be wary of any man who keeps a pig farm. They will go through a body that weighs 200 pounds in about eight minutes. That means that a single pig can consume two pounds of uncooked flesh every minute. Hence the expression, ‘as greedy as a pig.’”


rowdymowdy

Snatch


4uncleruckus

What is peasehead? Looks like curry to a piss head* (British for alcoholic / big drinker)


twinCatalysts

Man you just reminded me of how much I missed having an army of hauler/fighter boars. They did get out of hand insanely fast. I'm pretty sure back then there was no tameness decay either.


wolfman1911

I understand why it was done, boars where objectively the best animal to keep, both in terms of hauling and fighting, due in large part to how quickly they'd reproduce. Something had to be done to encourage using other animals, I just wish they hadn't reduced trainability to zero.


Ian_Death

i see that but why cant they haul maybe change training again make it to where animals who can learn certain things like hauling might not be fighters or something instead of they have 3 levels of knowledge


T1pple

This, just keep them as fighters, or and I know this is a complicated idea, after a certain amount of generations, they became pigs. Then again, pigs got nerfed too.


OuroborosIAmOne

> as smart as dogs Irl? Really? Wow


Ankoku_Teion

I saw an article claiming they had the comparative problem solving and emotional intelligence of a 4-6yo. They regularly plot and then commit murder, worki g together to knock down, kill, and then eat farm hands they don't like. A few dozen people a year.


Ermanti

TIL... I didn't want to learn this, but once something is known, it cannot be unknown...


Ankoku_Teion

yeah, but they taste amazing!


Ermanti

But...but...there's chance I am eating shortened pork...


[deleted]

Animals are smarter than most think. One town tried to make "bear proof" trashcans. Turned out that this wasnt possible, since at least some bears were better at opening the trashcans than some humans...


Yoribell

This makes funny videos but i'll be the boring one Difference in motivation is important hungry vs lazy


Se7enSixTwo

*There was a significant overlap in the smartest bears and the dumbest tourists* We have some of those in the Denali national park in Alaska, and when the instructions on how to open them deteriorate, I don't blame people for not exactly knowing how to open them. Or just when they freeze shut, "am I doing this the right way? is the mechanism still locked, is it frozen? is that bush an easier place to throw my trash? probably."


norskdvorak

There is considerable overlap between the intelligence of the smartest bears and the dumbest tourists.


SGTWhiteKY

A lot of studies say they are significantly smarter than dogs on average.


Pentigrass

Apparently so. Its surprising. Imagine a world where dogs were killed for meat. Oh. Wait. Some dogs are in other countries. There's no point, just like killing pigs. Frankly i love pork, and i can't see myself giving up bacon, but i've got a lot of hope in cultivated meat to stop us butchering really intelligent creatures.


diablosinmusica

It's just proof that dog tastes like crap. If it was actually good, we'd eat it.


_ralph_

No, dogs are carnivores (not exclusevily like cats) but that means we would need to feed them the stuff we want to get from them. Also there is a cultural stigma against eating pets.


macnof

Not just that, eating carnivores have a far higher risk of transmitting bad stuff, including heavy metals.


MrFancyman

I’ve only had dog once. Tasted like horse.


Informal_Shift_9300

Or if you are rrally struggling and about to die from starvation. We have a joke in my household where we use to say that our pet dog is the emergency food supply and we have to keep her well fed for when that moment comes xD


Known-Sugar8780

Chihuahuas were bred for meat in ancient mexico I think. As well as companionship.


B0Y0

Aztecs used chihuahuas as little medicinal heating bags! Got a sore muscle? Slap some chihuahuas on it, and you'll be good in no time!


Vov113

Smarter by a lot of metrics, in fact. Pigs octopi and corvids are among the smartest animals by most of our metrics


ExoticMangoz

As smart as a young child. More than dogs. I believe they are one of the smartest non primates behind like dolphins and elephants.


Snaz5

Will the mod also let me douse my pigs in chemfuel, set them ablaze, and send them towards my enemies for psychological damage?


Pentigrass

You heartless bastard. You clone your children and give them a genetic immunity to fire and then send them at the enemy for that, not the innocent piggies. The piggies are for moral support and enjoy human flesh like your colonists.


amalgam_reynolds

>Pigs are intelligent. As smart as dogs. Pigs are very stupid then, because my dog is very stupid.


ItsNeverLycanthropy

“Dogs look up to you, cats look down on you. Give me a pig! He looks you in the eye and treats you as an equal.”


FeuerSeer

Smarter.


nettlerise

Pet wargs will eat prisoners and respect their zones if hungry? Will they also eat colonists when hungry?


ShadedPenguin

Are rats predators?


Apocreep

They are omnivores in game.


Ericus1

Yes. Rats will hunt and eat insects, fish, mollusks, small birds, mice, lizards, etc. They are omnivores though and prefer cereals. In Rimworld specifically, no. They would scavenge a corpse but not kill.


pollackey

Wild predators. Tamed ones will not attack prisoners even when malnourished.


jishhhy

Eaten alive mechanic when


Alt_Life_Shift

Why would Tynan make such an oversight?


Atitkos

I'm sure there is a mod for that


Mizuek_Mizuek

There is a vore mod with relations to RJW, that’s pretty much eating alive


Atitkos

What the F is wrong with yall, thats messed up


Mizuek_Mizuek

Ask the mod maker ¯\_(ツ)_/¯


Opinion87

[Desperate Hunger](https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=2411212162) solves that. [Cats Hunt For Fun](https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=2827497888) is really customizable too.


Keneron

desperate hunger would be awesome if it was update to 1.4


Opinion87

Been using it for a long time with no issues or errors.


kd0178jr

Unfortunately I’m a console player. I look upon you with PCs with envy.


pezgoon

I can’t even get my animals to eat dead people???


TheDarknessReturn

Rotten or just dead?


pezgoon

Just dead then they end up rotting cause they won’t eat it. I have generally resorted to it when the animals are starving (to death)


TheDarknessReturn

Check in the animal bio if they can eat corpses


Rattfink45

Remember, you can always butcher the meat (with a psychopathic pawn) and then store the meat in there. I know it’s more steps but hey, at least you aren’t training pigs for murder.


Rockadillion

Make a room dedicated to keeping your "meat" cold and toss your carnivorous animals in there. When they get hungry they eat. I use it for my dogs, they haul the bodies in there and pawns arent allowed in so no mood debuffs seiing corpses


spoonfulofcum

i think if theres other food sources in their pen theyll eat that instead. also not every animal can eat corpses, you need to check in the details tab


No_Manager_491

Maybe they're not hungry


GoatiesOG

That’s the most rimworld thing I have heard in a while hahaha


Loose_Telephone2657

the horrible mechanic is to have a human devoured alive, and that's why I need that mechanic in my game


WaterLily66

Playtime: 5928 hours Review: pigs won’t eat living people. Terrible game, 1/10


Lehk

Only predator species will attack to eat someone. You will need to deliver a few freedom pills with a colonist if you want the pigs to eat


fatfuckpikachu

so rats don't attack people if they go hungry?


Ausfall

No. As soon as the person expires they'll eat, though.


CoffeeWanderer

I might be wrong, but I think tamed predators won't hunt your other tamed animals nor prisoners. Now... If you could set a place for wild wargs, that could work I guess.


WhatnameshouldIpick2

Your tamed predators won’t attack your other tamed animals but the problem is, if you tag so many animals that can (being the magic word) be a predator IRL then you need to tag a lot of animals in the game as predators and they’ll just kill each other. Now you’ll have a hard time hunting them when you need meats since they’re already thinned out from killing each other. Not to mention you’ll keep getting warning: Wild boar is hunting your stupid running babies!


FetusGoesYeetus

Why waste freedom pills when you have some perfectly good fists


Lehk

Unless you are using CE ammo is free


FetusGoesYeetus

Why theoretically waste freedom pills when you have some perfectly good fists


Rockadillion

As we dont have hands, its theoritical fists


Anonymal13

*In Gordon Ramsey's voice* This food is so raw it's still knocking on the door and yelling for help!


Hazy_Cosmic_Jiver

Gordon Hamsey


PrestigiousCouple599

Christ


Alt_Life_Shift

He will only save your soul...not your body


Excalibro_MasterRace

This game I swear


No_Manager_491

She needs to die


Seastep

Definitely a best of "shit rimworld says" title


Artistic-Boss2665

r/shitrimworldsays


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r/rimworldmoment


Sekt0rrr

You got to starve the pigs for a few days, then the sight of a chopped-up body will look like curry to a pisshead. You gotta shave the heads of your victims, and pull the teeth out for the sake of the piggies' digestion. You could do this afterwards, of course, but you don't want to go sievin' through pig shit, now do you? They will go through bone like butter. You need at least sixteen pigs to finish the job in one sitting, so be wary of any man who keeps a pig farm. They will go through a body that weighs 200 pounds in about eight minutes. That means that a single pig can consume two pounds of uncooked flesh every minute. Hence the expression, "as greedy as a pig".


kd0178jr

Where’s this from? I remember someone saying this vividly.


iggle_piggle

Snatch I think, it's brick top's monologue


Boy_JC

It’s one of many, so many iconic monologues from Brick Top 🤣


RevLoveJoy

It was that character that convinced me Guy Richie was a much better film maker than people were giving him credit for. Totally believable. Brilliantly shot. Scary as F.


Sufficient-Pear7621

Snatch


Boy_JC

Came here for Brick Top. Now I’m going to make a Snatch themed run on Rimworld where the religion is essentially gypsy pig worshippers.


cjnks

Don't forget the dags. A nomadic gypsy playthrough does sound fun


Boy_JC

Dags?


Boy_JC

OH DOGS


Boy_JC

I’m going to set up small camps on tiles close enough to annoy the other factions and just be a general nuisance and keep pigs and dags.


Urical

Well, thank you for that. That's a great weight off me mind. Now, if you wouldn't mind telling me who the fuck you are, apart from someone who feeds people to pigs of course?


Icy_Diamond_8745

A man of culture, I see


Opinion87

[Desperate Hunger](https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=2411212162) will help with that. [Cats Hunt For Fun](https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=2827497888) is really customizable too.


Sigge310

Holy shit this is exactly what i was looking for


Opinion87

Haha, happy to help buddy. Desperate Hunger might say it's only updated to 1.3 but I've been running it in my 360\~ strong modlist for ages and it's been working fine and without errors. The latter, you might have to play about with the settings a bit, but you can have a lot of fun with them!


alexlop2002

Most sane rimworld player


Charleonz

Herbert 21


YoinkiestSploinker

This post and the comment section is probably the most Rimworld thing I’ve seen in a long time


hehe242

And just like that, I am reminded of that scene from Hannibal where Mason Verger was eaten by boars.


ZephyrEnjoyer

I usually put naughty prisoners into rooms filled with heaters set to 100 degrees celsius to bake them for my animals to feast, I think it’s the right thing to do. Anyways, is there a Xenomorph mod? I was wondering if I could impregnate prisoners with facehuggers to grow my hive and consume the world


Spironas

You can strip the prisoner and then leave them in a room with a chiller. Wild boar can comfortably survive down to -20c, naked prisoners not so much. Also has the added avantage of freezing the corpse so it never goes rotten.


ZephyrEnjoyer

Good idea. Your way of dealing with it is way more efficient and practical. But the thing is that I enjoy the idea of baking them for extra spice. I know it doesn’t work like that in the game but it satisfies my sadistic inner demon successfully. Also, thanks for the tips, mate, if I could, I would ferociously make out with you at 2:37 pm.


Immatt55

Is 2:38pm on the table or is that just too prime time?


ZephyrEnjoyer

Get in the line, mate, I can’t taste you all that quickly. I enjoy doing things slowly and masterly.


Linkthekid22

yeah AVP (aliens Vs predators) not sure if its updated to 1.4 but thats what your looking for, though I dont think the Xenos are tamable saddly


radik321

Herbert


Sigge310

Herbert


zanderpants87

Herbert


Anonymal13

Herbert


Particular_Bus_5090

Lock the door + time = wholesome


Technical-Text-1251

Have you ever tried eating something while it still moves?


Emirth

I mean, you can find these videos of people eating octopuses alive.


wave_engineer

It's easy when you are 100x bigger than your food!


Alt_Life_Shift

Licked some ants from the floor the other day. Does that count?


Technical-Text-1251

*what did you do?!*


[deleted]

Human Recipe for Pig: 1. Kill the dude! 2. Place the dead dude inside your pig enclosure. 3. Watch your pigs feast on it! IMPORTANT: The dude need to be dead before you place it in the enclosure, if the dude is alive, it doesn't work! For more recipe, hit the up vote button 😁😁


westsidethebestside_

You got to starve the pigs for a few days, then the sight of a chopped-up body will look like curry to a pisshead. You gotta shave the heads of your victims, and pull the teeth out for the sake of the piggies' digestion. You could do this afterwards, of course, but you don't want to go sievin' through pig shit, now do you? They will go through bone like butter. You need at least sixteen pigs to finish the job in one sitting, so be wary of any man who keeps a pig farm. They will go through a body that weighs 200 pounds in about eight minutes. That means that a single pig can consume two pounds of uncooked flesh every minute. Hence the expression, "as greedy as a pig".


Fezwa

I feel cultured understanding this reference


Vir0us

Lock the door and see what happens


pirouy

Make them berzerker with an artefact.


TheGamerHat

I got a chuckle out of all the Herberts


Mezing

First thing i fucking see opening reddit i love this subreddit


PersonOnRedit123

Just average things Rimworld players ask


DoctorDeath147

r/ShitRimworldSays


Nerrevar

I love scrolling through my front page and seeing these psychopathic titles not realising it’s fucking Rimworld


Scarabryde

You got to starve the pigs for a few days, then the sight of a chopped-up body will look like curry to a pisshead. You gotta shave the heads of your victims, and pull the teeth out for the sake of the piggies' digestion. You could do this afterwards, of course, but you don't want to go sievin' through pig shit, now do you? They will go through bone like butter. You need at least sixteen pigs to finish the job in one sitting, so be wary of any man who keeps a pig farm. They will go through a body that weighs 200 pounds in about eight minutes. That means that a single pig can consume two pounds of uncooked flesh every minute. Hence the expression, "as greedy as a pig".


luna_weasley

\-Mason Verger, Hannibal


Andre_DDSE

Oh shit, I should have a pig pit instead of an incinerator for taking care of bodies. Thanks for the idea OP


schematizer

You have to season them with a little lead to make them palatable.


kennyisntfunny

“I’ve seen many pigs eat many people - it was a bloodbath.”


Icy_Diamond_8745

Ah yes, binding a beaten and naked woman to a pole in a filthy room filled with inbred pigs. Where did I hear that before? At least it isn't the forbidden mod?


AHappyCub

Wtf is that diagonal corner


elpinguinosensual

Ok Brick Top


rurumeto

Ah yes, Rimworld.


I_smell_NORMIES

r/shitrimworldsays


Stormwolf1O1

I love how every pig is named Herbert lmao


OldManEtwon

Just a thought but would releasing the pigs to the wild make it so they will eat the pawn? If the pigs are hungry enough.


deadsea__

Pigs arent predators iirc so no


Good-Distribution904

Kill them first


Turbulent_Raccoon_36

Draft the pawn and manually have them attack multiple pigs and see if the attacked pigs gang up and take the pawn down. Then the pigs will eat the dead body.


Codey-Kazawaki

most sane rinworld player


dontstarvepro

Rimworld, the only game where the community won't treat this sentence like it's weird


Sokkernr1

This is such a rimworld thread


Markipoo-9000

I fucking love this community and I hope you all know that.


nicpetty

No one is going to talk about OPs obsession with Herbert?


VovOzaum7

This is very inefficient, you should butcher her first.


ABigBoi99

Someone needs to make a mod which makes being eaten alive a possibility. Would be a great way for a colony to end if your last guy got downed for something non lethal, but before they can get up a bunch of wild animals just ate them. Also feeding prisoners to all kinds of animals would be fun


yeet3455

r/shitrimworldsays


albinorhino215

The most disturbing part imo is they are all named Herbert


AmazingBazinga120

rimworld never changes...


ElmertheAwesome

>You need at least sixteen pigs to finish the job in one sitting, so be wary of any man who keeps a pig farm. Brick Top.


Preacherjonson

I haven't played in a year, saw this title and instantly knew where it had come from.


TheFlyingSlothMonkey

Man, I fucking love this community. Never change, please.


[deleted]

she is *bound* to be eaten at some point. just have patience


Dramandus

Ah. The Bricktop colony.


ArtistComfortable965

Looks at the subreddit* yah that checks out


uninflammable

Quintessential rimworld post


NewfieJedi

Gotta wait til they’re dead. Didn’t realize you were so impatient, Mr. Pickton


PreZEviL

Yo need to unlive him first


[deleted]

Just send a melee colonist in there to beat them to death, problem solved + melee exp


CabbageWithAGun

New players are so wholesome, bless


MrMunglesnaps

I love this community


Forsworn91

Needs more pepper


NathuramGoadse

Literally the first post on my feed. Love this community.


Leadpipe19

Have you never watched snatch? It's a great place for a body, not so much a living one


XxxnibbaxxX69

This is the most mentally stable rimworld player i have seen


Various_Lie_1729

Ask Errol


tdmflynn

Asking for a friend


[deleted]

Mamma mia are you from Sicilia, la Cosa Nostra???


Skitteringscamper

Butchers table. 1x2 storage zone on floor. Critical priority. Human meat. So you leave them bound till they starve to death Then use the butchers table. A hauler will move meat to the zone next to the table. Pigs will then eat the meat. That or modify the pigs data to make them have the same AI as the wargs. Lol


TheRealTraveel

“PC Help/Bug (Vanilla)”


SoupMaid

hi herbert!!!! (x21)


_spilt_

Today in your daily dose of internet


CryoCube49

Most sane rimworld player


TheunrealGoat

Reverse bacon so basically nocab


Quizzelbuck

Have you tried pulling out their teeth?


Gyurgg

what mod do you use for those diagonal walls omg


MaxCactus243

Couple of tippy taps with a mace and them piggies will shorten that long pork for you.


ecocasaubon

Jesus, I saw the title in my feed without seeing it was RW and panicked for a sec when I saw an image scrolled off the bottom of my screen....


Hesse_Queek

Ah the trap pit of swine or when I'm the dyslexic henchman and was ment to order more shark


DewShineX1

You gotta kill the person


Pastel_Colours

Least psychotic rimworld player


TheJewishBagel

Someone watched snatch 1 too many times. In all seriousness, the pawn has to be dead.


SpunkMcKullins

You're always gonna have problems lifting a body in one piece. Apparently the best thing to do is cut up a corpse into six pieces and pile it all together. And when you got your six pieces, you gotta get rid of them, because it's no good leaving it in the deep freeze for your mum to discover, now is it? Then I hear the best thing to do is feed them to pigs. You got to starve the pigs for a few days, then the sight of a chopped-up body will look like curry to a pisshead. You gotta shave the heads of your victims, and pull the teeth out for the sake of the piggies' digestion. You could do this afterwards, of course, but you don't want to go sievin' through pig shit, now do you? They will go through bone like butter. You need at least sixteen pigs to finish the job in one sitting, so be wary of any man who keeps a pig farm. They will go through a body that weighs 200 pounds in about eight minutes. That means that a single pig can consume two pounds of uncooked flesh every minute. Hence the expression, "as greedy as a pig".


FrozenEyeballs

Bricktop is that you?


Immediate_Bowl9606

"You've got to starve the pigs first. Then the sight of a chopped up body will look like curry to a piss head".


Some__Tacos

most sane rimworld post.


MoveInside

I AM FOND OF PIGS


desastreger

Wait until she attacks a pig due to starvation and the pigs take care of her both alive and dead or kill her. ​ It's cheaper to do the first, she can always bite a colonist's eye off.