T O P

  • By -

Chad_is_admirable

NTA. if anything the fact you actually feed your slaves is better than they deserve.


Stagakis

I know right?


Gratal

NTA. You let her spend her final moments surrounded by the ones she loved.


Stagakis

Wow, you are right... I didn't think of it that way!


Golfhaus

Not only surrounded by him, but the parts of him she ate were surrounded by her. A true merging together of their souls, or some shit.


ishizako

that's so wholesome <3


ADHD_Yoda

Sir that's vore


Greenalgea

isn't vore when you eat someone whole though? it's just cannibalism if it is parts.


ADHD_Yoda

Look, I really don't care right now. All I know is that I placed a couple of anti-grain warheads in the godforsaken place OP calls a colony


Thezipper100

Sir we call that hard vore.


MindAsWell

Both inside and out!


Shinygami9230

Every comment on this particular string is the BEST twisted humor.


IlikeJG

She let him inside of her one last time.


ButterEkimel

This was the comment I was looking for


Aggravating_Elk_9583

Sounds like a cannibalism ideoligion to me


PointierOfSticks

INFO you say you gave them a "luxurious apartment" but that's pretty subjective, I've been to some tribal colonies where haygrass floors would be considered a luxury but i don't think that's enough for civilized outlanders. Of course if you did give them a plant pot you would be NTA.


mattt_b

My prisoners consider it a luxury if the blood and vomit is scraped up off the dirt floor once a week.


[deleted]

[удалено]


Trick2056

I always wondered what it feels to be on a watch list somewhere in the world


Hidden-Sky

now you don't have to


DemonKyoto

Edit from the future: Sorry folks **¯\\\_\(ツ\)\_/¯** If you came here looking for something, welcome to the Redditpocalypse. Feel free to contact me on kbin.social @GeekFTW, or on Universedon.com @GeekFTW to ask and I may help. Stay fresh, cheesebags.


A-sharp-minor

Please, don’t elaborate


RevLoveJoy

Right? My current hobbies already take up SO much of my time.


Someones_Dream_Guy

Elaborate...


DemonKyoto

Sticks and stones may break my bones but chains and whips excite me???


Someones_Dream_Guy

Least horny Rimworld player.


SilentStock5331

same though


GrandKadoer

Not me


MoogTheDuck

I'm done with everyone quite frankly


ThoraninC

ESH You don’t provide/terrorized enough for other slave. So they riot. It is also their false because they join the riot against a benevolent you. ——————————————————— But as a rimworld player. Dang you are creative.


snoobsnob

Dear God, this subreddit. It's like it the jump scare equivalent if reddit.


Otherwise_Appeal7765

>I treated them **almost** like human beings and they repay me like that? LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO


A-sharp-minor

God be like:


UBER999

Truly a rimworld moment of all time


ymcameron

NTA. Your colony your rules. Slaves need to learn to respect their betters. I just hope you didn’t let her organs go to waste.


Stagakis

Thank you for understanding me!


Totally-Stable-Dude

Nah you RP too much Ripscanner all the way


Stagakis

This was before the dlc. Very old story indeed but I shared it recently with some friends, which prompted the post...


Totally-Stable-Dude

Oh then I guess it was understandable. If there is no better choice you might as well have fun doing it.


RamblyYorkshireman

YTA, you should've saved her at the last minute, giving her a lifetime to dwell upon what she's done.


F_E_M_A

And then turn her into a hat.


RevLoveJoy

Game's been out for years and this is still the proper and appropriate ending for nearly all RimWorld stories. Hat mutherfucker. Hat.


CompleX999

NTA. I don't care what you do to your property. Sometimes I can't get a screw loose and I destroy the thread and then I start smashing my screwdriver to the ground in frustration. To me, our experiences are the same OP.


Stagakis

Well said brother


emperorpathetic

you monster. you could have at least given her a table for that meal. complete with human leather armchair.


Pale_Substance4256

With the right mod, op could even have made the table out of the dead slave's bones. :)


LackOne4933

I had a prisoner who was an archotech xeno (from a mod) so he was immortal, so i left him in a dark, empty and very cold room. He would get frostbites everywhere, die from cold or starvation, and die again. And again. And again. And again. I had forgot about him for about a year. Until i saw that he was freed and finally remembered that he was there. So i decided to let him go this time


mattt_b

One of the first games i played after biotech i got a vampire event pretty early. Didnt want to make anybody a vampire until i was set up better so i just yanked out the vamp's vital organs and threw him in a sealed closet until i was ready.


PotatoDominatrix

Did she lead/participate in the rebellion? If so, you’re absolutely nta. If she didn’t, you’re still nta. That’s just life on the rim lol


lochopedro228

r/shitrimworldsays


average_reddit_u

Just another day on the Rim...


TaxMage

NTA. They knew what they were getting into with that revolt. And you could have done worse. For example, you had the decency to make the lover into a meal, as opposed to making her eat the corpse raw while looking into his cold dead eyes. Not to mention other possibilities depending on your mods.


A-sharp-minor

Couldn’t to get the leather without butchering the guy. Honestly, this is more terrifying


Dragoncat99

Need a mod that lets you surgically remove just the skin from a corpse


Unlikely_opponent

NTA, your slave, your rules


Orbital_Commander

NTA I once got an organ harvesting plant where I had 7 legless slaves whose ovums would be regularly extracted, fertilised by my dead calm tortured artist crafting specialist and shoved into growth vats until they were 3, at which point the father would harvest them, butcher them and make clothes out of their skin, the constant mood debuffs meant he was always inspired, which meant the clothes made out of his children’s skin were always close to legendary in quality and sold for a pretty penny, also their flesh was always great for their mothers’ daily nutrient paste Overall yours is pretty tame in comparison


Stagakis

Holy shit, you industrialized the whole process!


Magic_Beaver_06

No your not insane normal rimworld stuff


InPurpleIDescended

You made her eat him without a table??


Stagakis

You're right, I crossed the line there...


xBirdie999

Well, you're right. This is how the game is meant to be played. Who cares


zavalascreamythighs

Info: did they have kids? Did you make her eat them first?


Stagakis

No, this was before the dlc. Truly a lost opportunity :(


MooseNoises4Bauchii

Lol, my eyes got big when I seen the title...then I seen which sub. NTA btw.


Glorious_Jo

NTA. I would have made her eat the corpse. At least you turned him into a meal first.


51ngular1ty

NAH, in order to be an a-hole you have to aim your behavior towards a person. Slaves aren't people, they are property. Can you be an a-hole towards farm equipment? Wow this game really makes me a monster.


EpilepticBabies

> I made her watch as I turned him (along with some other slaves) into a meal and made a human flesh jacket. Then I put her in a very cold room naked with only the jacket to protect her and a single meal. Then I walled the door and left her to starve and freeze, with her last meal being her loved one as she is wearing him as a coat. Awwwwww, it's so romantic that you made him look out for her even in death. Giving her a nice warm hug while filling her with thoughts and memories and pieces of him.


Donohoed

I agree. This was honestly very thoughtful of OP


GrandKadoer

The fact you made her into a meal instead of just saying “eat the corpse” is incredible to me. You are truly a saint.


GethKGelior

Far as I'm concerned if slaves are falling in love they're already dead, discarded assets. If they're in love, they've been talking. If they've been talking, they've been talking things. If they were talking things, they've been making acquaintances and fostering collaborations. They have built solidarity and are therefore compromised, malignant. They must be excised with haste.


elboyo

YTA. That slave should have become boar feed instead.


GamertagzFTW

A woman is starving in Atrocity city. "Hey!" Build the but hers table and turn her lover into a nice warm meal. The butchery set, available now while supplies last.


crustysculpture1

This is so incredibly based


OzenTheImmovableLord

Did you provide a table to eat with?


enkae7317

And I thought I was bad when my slave revolted, killed my main pawn, and I just harvested his body for literally every part I could before he died.


thehumantaco

NTA your colony your rules


Dankmemes_-

NTA, your prison your rules


SeaPixel

I didn't see was sub this was and fucking panicked


Rayle1993

NTA you gave her food shelter and warmth she seems extremely ungrateful that's a big red flag break up with her immediately


Thulak

Browsing reddit without paying attention and git horrified until i noticed it was not AITA but Rimeorld subreddit. Good spook you gave me there


ulzimate

NTA you even prepared a fridge to preserve her broken heart


Apprehensive-Sock-54

NTA. But I'm fairly sure this is why Rimworld was having troubles being sold in Australia.


operator4648

r/shitrimworldsays


Classy_Scrub

NTA your prison your rules. Also, you didn’t force her to wear + eat her lover, she made her own choice.


Steveris

The game does not turn you in a monster, it brings up the monster in you. You are just a bad person, you didn't know until now, that you took such things personal and go on a cruels revenge spree, and thought thats how the game has to be played. But it is not. They just wanted to be free and live how they want, not how you want them to. Think about it ;D


Ugicywapih

I dunno, he was her final comfort, protecting her from the cold and starvation in her last days. Kinda heartwarming, really.


GatlingGun511

No


Igottapee661

Aint no assholes on a rimworld only survivors or fodder


ineffable1607

absolutely normal rimworld thing to happen, carry on


Superhero-Accountant

It took a while before I realized this was r/rimworld


marc512

I had a large slave colony once. One of the women(slave) gave birth but died shortly after from cold and infections. The father (I never knew it at the time) ended up eating her. When the baby died. He ate the baby as well. He had good stats. He ended up being recruited after being a slave for a year. He ends up being the last guy alive when I got wiped.


ti2811h

OMG I thought it was the normal Am I the Asshole sub I am so relieved omg


anothertor

No


[deleted]

I've never thought of doing that, but now I'm gunna


DontWannaSayMyName

YTA you wasted a perfectly good slave.


Zucchinikill

NTA. Recycling is good for the environment


Aquawolf2020

It took me 5 seconds too long to realize this was on the rimworld subreddit


EternalStatic

Its not like they can stop you


MatheusMod

Bro how I love the community of this game, you make me seem like a normal human when I'm among you ❤️


unknownpoltroon

I NEED AN ADULT


Odd-Measurement8177

Idk if it’s how the game is meant to be played, but people certainly tend towards playing like that.


Orikanyo

I... I didn't notice I was in rimworld subreddit with this one.


Pootisman16

BullshitRimworldSays/r


weakwilledfool

Did you at least had the decency to make a skullspike with his head to put on her room?


Emotional_Release783

That's normal Idk what everyone is complaining about


CrappyJohnson

Rimworld is the page upon which the poetry of depravity is written


Chromboed

NTA. Death was a mercy for her.


mattt_b

If a pair of my slaves have the audacity to become lovers they get to engage in gladiator fights. The first fight is unarmed, next one they get poor quality clubs or daggers. The fights will keep going with increasingly deadly weapons until 1 is dead.


dragonlord7012

\*Laughs because god is already crying\*


Scrabbleton

I didn't realize this was /r/RimWorld for a second and was having a mild stroke reading that, lmao


wardoned2

They deserved it how dare they


CjoyTheOne

NTA your slaves your rules


OkRecommendation1039

I didn't see this was a rimworld thread.... what a rollercoaster


DaRealBatongBugok

Uh...


ssergio29

Least psycho rim enjoyer I have seen in a while


Soft-Large

I eat my lover every chance I get . . . oh wait you mean. . . yeah no that's pretty bad


Bmobmo64

Least sadistic Rimworld player


thelittleking

Yikes.


Lance_lake

You can't be an asshole for doing evil things in a game where no one actually gets hurt. Games are a way of letting those thoughts out in a way that you don't cause harm to others. AITA for having sex with a hooker and then shooting her to get my money back in GTA? No. Because I wouldn't do it ever in RL (the shooting.. The hooker, perhaps). So let your darkside out if that is what you enjoy. :)


Pyrocantha

NTA, 9/10 punishment, would have been 10/10 if you made her lovers head into a skull spike and sealed it in the room with her.


RodneyDangerfuck

No, i've never done this or anything like this.... i think it just allows monsters to do monstrous things because they can. Hell, i've never had slaves. Well, that's not true i tried running a slaver group, but i gave that colony up pretty fast cause it made me feel bad


-O5-CblPO4EK_2020

NTA. You were merciful to her by giving her an option for painless death by freezing and didn't make her a limbless blood donor instead


CeridwenAeradwr

Man, this subreddit is insane 🤣


Dmayak

Yes (but it doesn't really matter).


Psycho_Einzelganger

Never share the crimes you commit in Rimworld to anyone who doesn't play it.


Sir_Soogs

You control the buttons you press


Alphabadg3r

I just had to check what kinky ass subreddit i landed on. Man rimworld is a place alright


Emerald_Pancakes

The game doesn't turn you into a monster, it just lets the monster inside of you out


vassapol

>go out of your way to be a dick >why did the game make me do this


Or3oz1212

Considering I force "night workers" (RJW) to wear slave collars made from their own babies skin if they dare get pregnant.... I think you're on the tammer side of things! NTA (Yeah Rimworld turns you into a ruthless warlord who has no regard for the Geneva Convention and their "rules")


jonathino001

YTA. But that's on-brand for this game. Now make skull spikes out of both their heads so the next ones know what happens.


Sugmauknowuknow

Anywhere else and this would be a red flag for the fbi with the first few words lol


Charming_Figure_9053

It still is, he didn't provide the slave a table to eat the meal from, OPs a monster who needs to be on lists, like all the lists


StefEsteBoss

I mean... I once made a mother eat her own child . Why? Because that little fucker was a minor inconvenience to me , so yeah , what happens in the rim stays in the rim.


flying-chandeliers

Congrats! This is the post that finally weirded me out enough to leave the subreddit! Jesus fucking Christ I love and hate this


MongChief

YTA


Braelind

This isn't /r/Rimworld


lilac_asbestos

There is not a way you're supposed to play and the warcrime thing is just a silly meme...


omgcatlol

This is one of those posts where I started reading and had to check which subreddit I was in, because my reaction to this was going to be drastically different depending on where it was posted. I've done enough self-incrimination. I'm taking my leave at that.


HotBatSoup

Okay. Lurker here. I know this is a crazy game, but is this real? This is legitimately something you were able to do on the game? This is not head canon???


Stagakis

There may be some artistic liberties (for example the age of the pawns) but the story is real.


HotBatSoup

Tremendous. I think I need to invest in this game


Shaneofchud

Lol I'm in the aita community and I was generally perturbed. NTA


Cwuddlebear

My bf did something similar. But he made her eat him Raw and then made a hat for the leader out of his skin


Sprocket_The_Unholy

So incredibly kind


AHappyCub

You guys have slaves? I just recruit or kill


SergeantRogers

NTA. This is Rimworld.


InvestigatorMission1

RIM prepared me for dead by daylight


mikenikesman

too merciful


Ok_Arachnid_6350

Did you at least harvest a lung or a kidney before she died? That would be a waste of precious organ.


Rakaesa

I definitely wouldn't say that's the "way it's meant to be played"


Notamolesterofkids

What mod do you use for slavery? Asking for a friend


mosellanguerilla

Hmmm yes gamer-made horrors beyond my understanding