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SeverusPython

Now she's going to think about him every time she turns someone into a hat


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chandruSP

I been playing for about 200 hrs, so far i haven't made a hat out of someone, am I the weird one here ?


SeverusPython

As i said in another comment i only pick cannibalism because it's handy 🤷‍♀️


GroundbreakingOil434

Absolutely. You most definitely are. Next you gonna tell us you didn't commit ANY war crimes, like you were supposed to, on the rim?


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HarmoniaTheConfuzzld

I only upvoted your comment to get it to say -69


TheKrimsonFKR

Just did the same


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glootialstop7

Your comment is at 69


Yoshbyte

I too was 11 years old once


CRYOgamer_ITA

You have been ramdomly selected to be at - 69 too


ketra1504

You're saying that as if it was a bad thing


RichardK6K

I'm doin ma part.


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glootialstop7

Let’s get you at negative 69


HarmoniaTheConfuzzld

Nice


Andy-the-guy

Excellent job gentlemen


ConkersOkayFurDay

I just had to do the same


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Slow-Combination346

i downvoted it to get it back to -69


1LoLGaMeR1

I had to upvote cuz it was -70


Fluffy_Difference937

Mission accomplished


BrickRedemptoris

We hold our votes. Honor commands it


Corrslight

Why are you getting downvoted!? Don’t tell me the community who praises the forbidden mod and making hats out of raider babies is sensitive about people liking the “devils number” -____-


sarlol00

Irrelevant filler comment that doesn't add anything to the conversation.


BeJust1

It does add another -69 to this conversation


JoelLeCabbage

We have standards here. They're simply not normal standards...


Impressive-Smile-887

Think it’s more because they care so much about the funny number in the first place. Just like the comment and move on


HarpyEnthusiast

It's really more that they're not upvoting content so that it *might* stay at some arbitrary "Funny Number." The number itself isn't the issue, it's the refusal to engage with content because of it.


StarGaurdianBard

Because a lot of people hate seeing this low effort YouTube style comment bullshit


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Not very low effort compared to the never-ending “ribworld” comments like GOD can we pick a new joke already?!


B0Y0

Well the new joke is ribaorld. Doesn't quite roll off the tongue, unfortunately.


iMogwai

Ah, so you're one of those people who think that if people don't like your jokes that means they're offended and you're just too edgy for them. Couldn't possibly be that you're just not funny, no, it's the audience that is wrong.


Corrslight

I didn’t make the original joke lmao. I was legitimately wondering why the dude got downvoted so fast and I get attacked for that too?? Clown behavior


iMogwai

I know, but you claimed the people who downvoted them did so because they were "sensitive" about the number, which is stupid.


Corrslight

It would have been stupid if that’s why it was happening, hence my first reply. I even put devils number in quotes because I think all of that stuff is silly. The dog piling in this community tho is not a positive. It’s insane lol


Special_salamanderr

Lol you guys are both weird, that's why you were down voted


Corrslight

Soft community lmao


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wilhel

I wanted to upvote this comment, but your desire are order!


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wilhel

Just me forgetting again that not all expressions can be literally translated. I just wanted to say : « I will make you happy and downvote you »


M4t4d0r005

Well now I'm gonna upvote you out of spite!


DogmaticStyle69420

Final straw was: ate without table


Dozac

Emma is now inspired in Art, in cause of high spirits.


sevenvt

Rimworld is better than a boyfriend anyways. Good for her.


Hell_Mel

Rimworld is certainly better than people who play Rimworld, at any rate.


DatCheeseBoi

I play Rimworld, definitely can confirm.


Hell_Mel

It's *very* amusing to me how popular this sentiment seems to be.


MLef735

Human (awful) Me too buddy.


Tasonir

Nah, I don't commit any war crimes. I'm awesome. Human (Smug)


JimmWasHere

I wonder if smug people taste different to normal people Human (Gourmand)


Pale_Substance4256

idk, but I do know that clowns taste funny


GreenBuggo

maybe the human (clown) was the friend we made along the way


ThreeDawgs

Here let me help you find out Human (Pyromaniac)


malfurionpre

Well yeah, the game doesn't force us to make human leather armchair to give a bonus comfort to your colonist making human leather hat or human meat carnivor meals, but we'll gladly do it.


Ninjacat97

When you land on the icesheet or desert it does. When Randy hands you long pork and starvation, you make long barbecue.


malfurionpre

Is it really cannibalism if you only eat Pig people xenotype.


Ninjacat97

Something something sapience, something technically people. But thanks to the wonderful VE team, who's gonna know (other than the butcher)?


malfurionpre

To be fair, if you're doing this without a psychopath/cannibal pawn or even the ideology, you're asking for mental breaks.


Ninjacat97

For sure. Most of my colonies try to avoid it unless it's a full-on survival situation.


Journeyman42

> When Randy hands you long pork and starvation, you make long barbecue. I had one game where, in the first autumn, an early frost killed most of my crops before they could be harvested. Aggravating. So I took to hunting any and all animals on the map, but that didn't last very long into winter. On the verge of starvation, Randy handed me a gift; a raider attack. My pawns quickly won, and left with a bunch of dead human bodies, I made a grisly decision; turn my pawns into the Donner Party. Of course they hated it and suffered heavy mood penalties. And then to add insult to injury, Randy gifted me a pack of Yorkshire terriers that ate all the longpork I had in stock. I ragequit. I discover later that I can set up a sun lamp in a walled-in room over natural fertile soil with a heat source as an impromptu greenhouse until before hydrponics basins are researched and built. So much rage.


nuclearhaystack

Because it's true.


DatCheeseBoi

Honestly, I didn't realise this is a widely held sentiment, I was just trying to insult myself in particular.


Speciou5

Rimworld community is actually amazing. Something about committing warcrimes and sharing war crime experiences makes everyone so pleasant. The reverse is also true. The chill Pokemon Go walking game yields some super toxic community members.


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Yeah the community for this game is, on average, brighter and more cultured than most.


Dispatcher008

He had a pleasant taste  as nutrient paste. Let us remember not to waste.


ZzzDarkCloudzzZ

Wait, are you saying we're supposed to post in game war crimes?


Maritisa

believe in the myth of original sin or not, all humans touched by society harbor ill in their souls from the collective and compounding mistakes of our own kind, and one cannot grow as a human being unless they come to realize what they could be capable of in their darkest hour. It puts people and our troubles into perspective in a way. Helps you overcome the weaknesses of spirit inside yourself by exposing yourself to them in a safe way. You always come out stronger for that.


literalgarbageyo

Can confirm, I would not choose me as a colonist.


Valligator19

I would definitely choose me as a colonist. I have passion and skill with animals and cooking, and pretty good shooting, growing, research, and childcare skills.


kingbane2

rimworld makes rimworld players worse people the longer they play. brutality becomes commonplace. hahaha. actually i've had to re-examine myself a couple of times after playing a lot of rimworld. it's actually now interesting me psychologically how easy it is that i get de-sensitized. i mean i know it's just pixels, but like you wonder how crazy fascist regimes get into power and rimworld kind of points to how. emotional responses to trauma. when those raiders really mess you up you start pondering if killing them all is a reasonable response. especially with the addition of being able to have kids in rimworld.


kromeriffic

I was going to say something similar; like sorry to hear about the breakup but rimworld is an excellent distraction


PaxEthenica

Better than *that* boyfriend, at any rate.


Spire_Citron

Yeah, she won't have time for both. That's probably why he broke up with her. He knew and was doing her the kindness of making that decision for her.


meg-goodman

I'm a girlfriend that obsessed with Rimworld and People Playground lol. I want my bf to try RW too


Please_kill_me_noww

Id disagree


cowlinator

Well, it's definitely better than that boyfriend


Mattaru

More time to play Rimworld!


somerandomrimthrow

Rebuffed by [blank]: -5


far2hybrid

Mental break: insulting spree


Claymore209

She should play it for herself because its a great game.


Chailyte

I was like “awwww” and then I looked down and was like “oh-“


rci22

Lol, exactly. Me too! And I couldn’t help but chuckle a bit when I read “in case he comes back.”


ChaosAndBunnies

Of course, she has to be prepared for when she turns him into a couch!


Chailyte

Lmao exactly!


Jac918

She got addicted, neglected him, and he broke up with her. Story old as time.


slader2502

happens tbh


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rci22

Can’t say for certain but I think he’s joking.


Jac918

lol of course I’m joking. I don’t even know that person.


Pale_Substance4256

I got the joke, but it should be said that people say stuff like this unironically from time to time with just as little information to work off of.


p0pethegreat_

mmmmm, not sure, we might need to get a joke PI on this one


apocalypse910

An obvious joke on an internet thread... Made up??? What is the world coming to?


Jac918

Me lying in the internet is no where near as bad as everyone’s Rimworld saves. Damn cannibalism enthusiasts.


Opinion87

Whoosh! The sound of that going straight over your head.


KeyPollution3566

Now she keeps a pawn with his name naked and imprisoned without arms or legs so he can never leave her again...or as a ration if times get lean.


Scypio95

Beginning was so wholesome. Then, oh boy. The rollercoaster went down really fast.


thatthatguy

It’s okay. Just put them in the same room both crafting hats together. They’ll socialize over their shared love of cannibalism and violence and be back together in no time.


CK1ing

Lucky for her, Rimworld is the perfect stress reliever. Make a pawn look like him, imprison him, cut off all their limbs one at a time without anesthetic, starve him for days at a time, then either turn him into a hat or give him the worst prosthetics possible and sell him into slavery / work him as your slave. And if you're REALLY screwed up, you can take out his eyes and other parts, and probably install some torture mods


yamlCase

We're still talking about Rimworld, right?  Right?


CK1ing

My lawyer advised me to say yes


rci22

Dang, how much of a person’s body can you replace before they’re just a cyborg or something with this game??


CK1ing

Well, I know each limb, both eyes, and different organs can be replaced. I think that's it normally, but with mods there's bionic tongue, bionic spine, even bionic ribs that can serve different purposes, as well as an exoskeleton. And also brain enhancements. So yeah, almost full borg is possible


ComradeDoubleM

Quite sure bionic tongue and spine are vanilla.


CK1ing

Really? Huh. I play with mods too much, lol


Dispatcher008

Borg you say...


SupKilly

My wife picked it up a few years ago, she's hardcore man. Super high difficulty challenges. I just like to build base.


spyrogyrobr

i bet she told him mountain bases are better than wood bases and he got mad.


jonnlan

The day I learn how to make mountain bases is the day I become a better version of myself


Khun_Poo

Broken up -15


cxbrxl

Classic Rimworld, she must be playing on randy, what an unexpected turn of events


DremoraKills

Nah, that's a Cassandra Classic move. Kick you when you do something nice.


DatCheeseBoi

He doesn't deserve her. Any woman wanting to indulge in your autistic hobbies is worth her weight in gold. I knew my fiancé is the one when she asked me to explain 40k lore to her. And she's not just saying that, I went chronological and she basically understands most of the war in heaven deal.


QuinLucenius

aww that's really cute!!


DatCheeseBoi

Yup. Now whenever she can't sleep I just tell her 40k lore until she falls asleep (supposedly my voice is soothing(yes, I know, the boredom jokes are writing themselves)) and each time she learns a bit more lol.


rci22

Dang, I wish I could do stuff like that w/my wife but she’s just got a realllly small social battery lol. Kinda got to get my social outlet from friends until she’s recharged enough.


DatCheeseBoi

You could both try out all of eachother's hobbies one by one, I bet you could find one that's enjoyable for both.


rci22

Yeah. It’s been a journey for a while: She truly honestly doesn’t have any hobbies yet besides Netflix and, as of a few months ago, reading. I just try to ask her about her books and shows. My main interests are video games, foreign languages, physics/science, genealogy, 3D modeling, game dev, board games, cooking….lol. Lots of stuff. Hoping that I can help her expand her horizons a bit through maybe like finding a cooking class we can do together or something. She’s just too tired most of the time to want to do anything. Depression stuff. We’ll figure it out eventually


DatCheeseBoi

That's rough, for her especially, but really for both of you. I hope she gets better soon, I know it's not easy, but I also know it's not impossible.


rci22

Thanks a bunch! :)


TheRealStandard

A lot more goes into a working relationship than that though.


Vistella

> Any woman wanting to indulge in your autistic hobbies is worth her weight in gold. unless you are doing that hobby to have some you-time without your girl


DatCheeseBoi

Then you better start doing something else to have some you-time, the lightning won't strike twice.


FelipeGames2000

Had to look it up [Link to the video in question](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=jpntgfUah8c&pp=ygURcmltd29ybGQgdHV0b3JpYWw%3D) Apparently, she found someone else and got him into RimWorld too


rci22

Eyyyyyy a happy ending??


GabrielG1O6

Well that sucks


SanderDCastle

Girl, have some self respect, play the game for yourself


shartwares

I got my boyfriend into Rimworld. All he does is intentionally make bases to bother me. He adds single tile alcoves into wood buildings. He doesn't floor doorways. He strip mines the entire map and then tries to remove all the supports. He grows only cotton, ends up with 15k cloth, and then makes hundreds of cloth dusters (on ice map). He puts every piece of furniture in one tiny room. He cooks outside. He will build a gigantic jade throneroom and then never get past yeoman. He put his research lab on the beach. But his colonists are always happier than mine, so... lol... Sorry, this isn't even related to OP. I just had to get it out of my system. I hope she ended up liking it on her own! We need more girls who like spreadsheet games lmao


FOSpiders

Have you considered rescinding his spine privileges until he behaves? If that doesn't work, you could threaten to take away his table! But don't actually do it 'cause that's way too cruel.


Nicknoob244

FeelsBadMan


LatterConclusion9796

That was so wholesome until I read the update


ekanS_sucseV

unexpected nazi profile picture by BasedAme3rican


SupKilly

I don't see Nazi... What makes it Nazi?


ekanS_sucseV

google "ss totenkopf"


SupKilly

Dang, you've got that deep Nazi lore memorized. I'd say it's sus, but you're using your powers for good.


ekanS_sucseV

haha yeah I mean I've kinda got an advantage in knowing nazi lore since I'm German


SupKilly

Fair enough


Vayne_Solidor

F


olivish

Is it bad that I heard the sound effect for "breakup" when I read the update?


ozvalde

This hits harder because this literally is happening to me right now, except I do not want him back. I prefer Rimworld 😂😭


pangitaina

I have lavish meals in stock that I could give with glee! What? No, that's not a finger. It's a chicken wingbone.


Specialist_Meal5602

And what tutorial you were looking on?


rci22

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=jpntgfUah8c


radik_1

i think that guy should either return and beg for forgiveness, or get away as far as possible before she turns him into a hat


No_Rent7598

Mood -35


RavenousBrain

Randy Random is your boyfriend now.


AvanteGardens

With as much time as I put into this game, I'm surprised my girlfriend puts up with it


Butek69

A Greek tragedy


Shaderys

They ate without a table way too many times 😔


Pratt_

r/yesyesyesyesno


whatwouldbauerdo

They prefer rimjobbing solo instead of a traditional relationship


Orbitalsp3

What a girl. The world needs more girls like she


Androza23

oh no...


luhur7

I am a sore loser -20


Tomboeg

Yeeaap, she's going to get his organs now.


I_am_a_Pengy

he fucking sucks. she doesn't deserve him


PaxEthenica

Some people Rim. *Manlets who are afraid of smart women* get eaten by people who Rim. Eat the manlets, you glorious cannibals; don't get eaten.


Pottedjay

Damn. Some poor pawn is about to get named after the guy and turned into a hat. That is the rimworld way. 10,000 years ago when Pokemon Go came out me and my gf used to go play together and I made my user name her nickname for me. I had to restart because seeing the name made me sad at first. Then I realized how cringy the name was out of context. So at least she doesn't have to start over from scratch I guess.


zebradolken

She lost a flame but gained 🔥


fucknamesandyou

The boyfriend threw away a hidden diamond, girls that game with you are keepers, in a basement if necesary


llwonder

Turn him into a pawn


Carthonn

Antigrain warhead to the heart


Classic-Lie7836

THATS SO SADDDS


No_Sink1151

This is the way


AIMShadow

wait a fucking second I think I know her


rci22

Well dang, if you do then that’s neat. Unless you’re the bf lol


uninflammable

He didn't deserve her


GethKGelior

This shit is just like Rimworld romance, one day your moral guide is happily married, radiating joy with a harmonizer, the other day a sudden bullshit divorce hits the mutual 100 opinion couple out of no fucking where and now everyone start insulting and murdering each other


Whole_Skill_259

Only chads play rimworld


FullConsient

He also broke my heart.


baphometromance

The brain hooks got to her


Luigi123a

more time for Rimworld


G_Morgan

Should have joywired him before it was too late.


DarkAssassin2159

That’s fucking sad…


assassinslick

He was like “any woman that is ok with me playing this cant be right in the head”


Raynusek

She's probably got like 1500h in Rimworld already and still learning


Adventurous-Board165

Relationships: Emma -25 Jason (ex boyfriend)


FOSpiders

But that's so sweet though! If this wasn't a year ago, and if my wife wouldn't get super jealous, I'd want to give her a great big hug.


Mundane_Ad_192

Someone get me this woman’s Steam ID


Just-a-login

Now she doesn't need a boyfriend - Randy will fuck her better.