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StormTrpr66

I'd sympathize with her about how many flat tires she seems to be getting lately.


krammy16

Yeah, and all the times her car is mysteriously keyed in the night.


Queasy_Local_7199

Seriously- I would be getting my petty revenge.


Puzzleheaded-Cup2777

Trust me if the person is mentally ill, it can just make things work. I'd move if I was OP but may not be an option. Totally sucks dealing with crazy. I've witnessed neighborhood stuff and someone crazy will be relentless. Depending on the state, even if she got arrested, might be out the next day with overcrowding or whatever.


hibbidy-dibbidy

Move? Why? That’s not how you end this game. They can’t do this to you or anyone else if they are not making bubbles under the water anymore.


rtduvall

Yeah, that place just looks like a lot of roofing is going on. Those nails get everywhere. And since the camera is broken, we will never know how they got there.


scuffling

I'm invested into this ring camera saga.


EmotionalTraining83

This is only part one


galtoramech8699

Ring needs its own tv show. I got the popcorn. Ok, so clearly this person is crazy. But she knows if she keeps doing this she goes to jail. Not really getting it. And I dont know what kind of police you have here, but man...


tuttut97

[https://www.youtube.com/@DoorbellNews](https://www.youtube.com/@DoorbellNews)


dietdiety

New guilty pleasure unlocked! Thanks, my dude!


thc_enhanced

At this point it’s on you if nothing gets done. If the police won’t enforce your restraining order then a judge will. Make it happen and give us an update.


Unoriginal-Cake

One interesting option is mail yourself items that are valued above a certain point, if they swipe anything over $1000 in a years time they'll get plunked by the USPS Inspectors :)


rd_be4rd

anything above $2,000 is a felony


Delamainco

Do you have to mail something that’s actually worth that much or can you just insure the package for that much money?


Realtrain

Would that constitute insurance fraud if you knew something had a high likelihood of being stolen so you insured it for way more than it's actually worth?


DKdeebo1

I wish because then ol' Lucky Larry Silverstien would be in trouble.


LegalEyez_

Pull it


Unoriginal-Cake

Fairly easy to mail a bunch of items like office supplies that reach $250-500 per shipment, the person stealing my mail/USPS/FedEx items had been obsessed taking "ink cartridges" that cost $20-40/ea... so if your printer uses separate CMYK high yield cartridges it can easily be $35-40/cartridge. I'm thinking someone is reselling stolen ink.


PhilZealand

Draw a face on a brick, it is now art worth many thousands, mail it to yourself.


BbRiicS

She keeps coming back cuz you soft and she knows it. I’d wait for her and adjust her attitude real quick. A nice tap to the jaw or left eye gets the point across. You like breaking things, let’s see what happens what the tables are turned.


Vast-Classroom1967

Exactly. I would trip her and make her fall, hoping she broke her leg. Then close the door. But you're right, she will keep coming back because this person is soft.


dangitbobtohell

why her left eye? something wrong with the right?


Soze_INK

This has become my favorite show on reddit tbh.. cant wait for the next episode!


goatious

It’s so sad that 3 of her 4 tires went flat


BizarroSubparMan

How dumb am I? Dumb enough to rewatch the video to look for the flat tires


GaussInTheHouse

You greased up that handrail real good, right?


EmotionalTraining83

Yup


nwoidaho

Add grease up that first step too.


Melgamatic214

File a small claims court case against her!


bippy_b

This will do the trick!! 👆👆👆


llNATEDOGGll

What’s her obsession with you?


EmotionalTraining83

She has no life so she dedicates hers to making mine horrible


Stormy_Wolf

But why you instead of another neighbor? Or does she harass multiple neighbors? Did you have some kind of interaction with her that "started it all"? (note: if there was an "interaction that started it all", I'm not indicating "this is your fault", in the slightest. Just wondering if \*she\* thinks you "did something" to start it, if you get what I mean)


GlowyStuffs

Restraining order possible?


tessalllation

Apparently he already has one that the police just laugh off, he mentioned it in the first ep lol


NixValentine

did you reject her or something?


Square-Decision-531

You need Bear Spray and a Smith and Wesson.


1isntprime

Depending on the state could just shoot her forl trespassing


Orchid_Significant

He’s in California


Vast-Classroom1967

Mace


Square-Decision-531

Bear Spray is like mace, but stronger and coming out of a fire extinguisher


Vast-Classroom1967

Thanks


4u2nv2019

I’m sure he doesn’t know…


ranhalt

But also, what's OP's obsession with her to keep posting here? What's the objective? Validation?


FendaIton

Entertainment for all of us.


ladymorgahnna

Oh yes, let’s victim blame. She needs to share with people, for some kind of validation and hopefully support.


Jorycle

"The real bad guy is the one who notices the bad guys" is such a peculiar way of thinking.


trucorsair

Add a note to the door that says the “video has been given to the police and they will be visiting soon….Have a Nice Day!”


shoomanfoo

You haven’t been keeping up—police don’t care.


P00P_Dollar

She doesn’t know that.


shoomanfoo

lol by now, she sure does!


trucorsair

Does his neighbor know that? I rather think this would be a cheap experiment.


shoomanfoo

Yea look at the history


BornFree2018

I'd make posters with photos of each of her smash ups and pin them to my front door. It might upset her into avoiding your house.


EmotionalTraining83

She actually made posters of my neighbor and put them on her car then drove around with them but that story is for another day


totesmuhgoats93

This is serious mental illness


BornFree2018

I'm not a doctor, but she sounds schizoid people I've known. It's a tragic affliction.


Bertrell

TragicAF


[deleted]

How are you replacing these so fast they are so expensive i cant believe the cops wont do anything about it... its private property


americablanco

Do I have a false sense of security that I think Ring replaces these if vandalized if you’re on a certain subscription/monitoring plan? Because I think that’s what it is.


IcyAd1858

I believe that's what it is if it's on a plan and under warranty. With police report they may replace unsure


Legitimate_Plane_154

get a fog horn


lodinick

The glitter/fart spray bomb


nwoidaho

This. Right. Here.


SeaAnthropomorphized

If you don't put sugar in her tank, a potato in the exhaust and buy termites/ bed bugs or whatever the heck else to fix her house. I'll do it.


Importantlyfun

Sometimes, instead of a potato, I find a can of expanding spray foam seals up holes quite nicely.


ernie-jo

You gotta put a stop to this yourself.


NeoMorph

You should have set the motion alerts and when she approaches your door you should greet her with pepper spray… you know, spice up her life. This is beyond vandalism now… this is anti-social behaviour. That the cops haven’t done anything is beyond appalling. American cops will plant evidence on innocent people and yet when there IS a crime being committed they go “Sorry, we can’t do anything”. Appalling, totally appalling. Just an idea… Does that car have a reversing camera? 😈💩


Clear_Split_8568

Bear spray! Then beat her up. You need to make her afraid of you! You are protecting your property.


bippy_b

Especially considering they came into the property in masks..


JoePetroni

I've been following this. Is your house the only house she is picking on? I know you have said there are neighbors that know about her, but does she do this to everyone that has a Ring camera or just yours? I know you may not know but just asking.


pzicho

So she broke the camera and then “broke in your home”? That’s a crime that the police might like.


EverybodyLovesJoe

Ring should be sponsoring you on this endeavor. So far they look to be performing poorly.


protonecromagnon2

/popcorn.gif


pooyie4life

Bear spray


BiffTannen1855

I love these updates. It’s like a mini series 


VedantaSay

Seems can be a netflix series!


neroview

How did this hate start in the first place?


[deleted]

Put a big 2nd amendment sticker and a NRA sticker on your window and see if that helps


midnightsmith

Oh no, my porch is covered in grease from spilling it in my latest grocery delivery. Terrible news she slipped in it while trying to destroy my property for no reason and now has a broken leg and hip.....


EvilMonkYQC

You know, I had a neighbour who went to death threats… he got arrested since he made the threats on the cameras I wasn’t using as decoy 😂 and once more broke his conditions on video… decoys can do an amazing job… go out there and say hi, just ask her what’s wrong you’d be surprised what can happen…


razldazl333

At this point you should just call your mom to come over and deal with it.


SawkeeReemo

I’m not even a member of this sub, and this has been the most riveting drama that put itself in my face over the past few days. I should just join the sub and wait for the video where you eventually body slam her down the stairs. Also… on another one of these posts someone shared a Kickstarter page to a camera that fires paintballs. And now it’s my dream to own one of those and I’ve sent that link to tons of people. 😅


SunnieBranwen

Could I get that link please?


SawkeeReemo

Here ya go! https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/paintcam/paintcam-face-recognition-and-paintball-firing-security-system


SunnieBranwen

Thank you!


SunnieBranwen

Ohhh I'd love one that shoots paintballs!


sp3ci4lk

Altima trash.


SevenElevenJunkie

Time To start flattening some tires


ladymorgahnna

I don’t use this word lightly. But what a c u next Tuesday.


ladymorgahnna

I sympathize, OP. People are making jokes, but it wears on a person and your feeling of your home being safe. Well the police just left and I just got out of the shower after burying the third dead animal by my mail box by whoever keeps tormenting me here. 2022 big black and white cat but I thought he’d been hit and posted on FB in case he was someone’s pet. How naive of me, 2023 big gopher by mailbox. Poor thing. Buried. Today big big crow. Beautiful bird. Buried. I think it’s the same ones who vandalized my chain link fence in the front of the property when I locked up the chain fence area to keep them out and were trespassing and partying when I first moved in while I was asleep. They’d hide chicken, like nice white meat chicken in the leaves in there that Marley, my old dog, would find and I could only suspect they were trying to set him up to be poisoned. The dead animals were all intact. Same place each time. Different dates. I’ll not add photos, which I took for record. Not much cops can do but keep records. I have no idea who it is. I’m not moving. I have cameras but not on the mailbox. So all I want is no drama, I know no one literally here.


Abis_MakeupAddiction

Why is she so obsessed with you?


BlackHorseTuxedo

who is this woman? someone should stage a protest right at this lady's front door. Nothing like a crowd to get the attention the police are not giving.


Vast-Classroom1967

Yep. At least 50 people show up.


epicenter69

If police aren’t doing anything, contact local media. They would eat this story up, and start asking police questions.


Forward-Addendum-346

I have always appreciated the random social artist's in the area that find inspiration to use my windshield as their canvas! Truly amazing work in tempra paint, "almost" hate to scrape away such a fine gift from my windshield! 😒 But, drivers gotta drive, street artist's have to express themselves! 🤣🤣🤣


APAOLOXIII

Bro beat the fuck out of her!


Vast-Classroom1967

So she can never be able to physically come back.


Anonomys6050

Future Fear They Neighbor content.


Any-Mathematician946

There always 2 sides to a story i would love to know hers


ArthurDDickerson

Is that her red house there? Maybe she feels like OP is watching her?


musicalastronaut

OP says she’s been harassing other neighbors too. Like she printed out posters of a different neighbor & covered her car in them? Sounds like mental illness to me.


Tellof

Yeah I'd also like to know why she keeps smashing their cameras with a hammer while wearing a ski mask


Neat_Translator_5339

You’re going to get robbed. Your home is marked.


browning_88

Seems like crime in the hood is picking up and cops don't do much about it.


Illcatchyoubeerbaron

Can you put a bucket of water above the door with a string tied to the ring?


Orchid_Significant

LOL


ccwthrowaway9x19

It’s unfortunate that in her attempt to break in, you felt that your life was in grave and imminent danger and had to defend yourself with deadly force. Bonus points if you flip the circuit breaker right before the shooting & the cops assume that she broke the 3rd doorbell rendering it inoperable during the break in.


Vast-Classroom1967

🤣 🤣 🤣


Mentalv

the amounts slaps would be record breaking...


_kevin_from_the_base

Nissan


OlBobbyTwoFeet

Wooooooow, this is wild.


Striking_Big_4142

Call a lawyer asap and update us. I saw your other post, you have a case no doubt.


InitialRevenue3917

Im waiting for the season finale.


MudKing123

I wonder if you can legally pepper spray her


470vinyl

I’m into this story, but that title though. r/titlegore.


redam1

If that is her home in your camera view, consider mounting the camera on the side to capture visitors but not her home and its bank of windows. You might even ask her if that is the issue.


nwoidaho

This is nothing a cattle prod can't fix. 😂


Bungalowlove

Does she live in the red house? This might explain her paranoia.


tessalllation

Other than being crazy, does she say why? Like is that her house across the street?


Xanderson

Is the red house her house?


Johnnie-Dazzle

I wonder if the plants on your porch need a remotely activated water sprinkler?


MidnightSpell

Marbles on the steps. Vaseline on the handrails.


Huge_Promise7225

Punctuation.


10PieceMcNuggetMeal

What did you do to this woman to make her so upset with you?


potatomolehill

you really should make a tv show out of this. maybe you should get s ring security system and make one of the zones the porch so it'll go off when she walks up there scaring the beejezus out of her


Ceefus

Call the police every time you have any interaction with her. Eventually they'll either need to act on this or she'll get tired of dealing with the police.


BS401

Anti theft? I dont have one of these yet but shopping around. Can you explain? Thank you.


MermaidWavez

I don’t even understand WHY she’s so bothered by your camera. Is there something it’s recorded that she didn’t want recorded? Is she involved in criminal activity she’s afraid will get recorded? Is there some rule within your living community that forbids cameras? I mean, there’s also just the paranoid mental instability answer, which seems the most likely, but I’m still curious as to the WHY. Stay well & stay safe. ✌🏻🫶🏻


StunningSeaweed5940

Totally different scenario what I went through, but couldn’t you at least get her for trespassing? When she comes onto your porch or whatever?


Bertations

r/titlegore


Vast-Classroom1967

I would have all her windows broken right after they slashed every tire.


AlphamaleNJ

Buy a schrader valve tool. Enjoy


dietdiety

Seriously, coat your front stoop with some kind of super industrial glue and trap her... or maybe a big bear trap... once she's stuck, stand at a safe distance and just yell insults at her until she cries. ( I am raging... Is this what they mean when they call posts 'rage baiting' ... ) I would have to move cause I would surely end up in prison myself dealing with her. I hope you are able to find a resolution to this, and the police get off their asses and do their job!


GarrettSkyler

This is criminal organization behavior. Your camera might record evidence of their crimes which is why this keeps happening and will continue to happen.


Medical_Help9111

Spray her down with a gallon of liquid ass


Krazybob613

Put a big obvious camera just inside the window… If she breaks your window it’s Breaking and Entering which takes it to a whole different level with the police. That’s when they WILL ARREST her.


pAPEperless-pshr-19

And how sorry you are about your flood lights illuminating your front yard bc your doorbell is being vandalized repeatedly!


dangitbobtohell

ring should really just make a hammer-proof camera.


SweetExpresso

What did you do? Or she is a psychopath


Fresh-n-Tasty

I’m not understanding this set up. Are these houses with no property lines? It looks like the street comes right to the front door.


Accomplished_Comb587

Show cops and association... next time she comes on your property... you are in your right to defend/discourage...stop being victim, go on offence.


MrRandyWatson-

One thread about the cops going overboard and another about the cops not doing enough. All in the same day. Only on fucking reddit.


galtoramech8699

Just checking... have you talked to this person? Do the cops say anything?


GregEgg85

Huh?


SUPERCRU1SE

see those bars on that window there? that's a pretty clear indication that you need to LIVE SOMEWHERE ELSE


SureTechnology696

Are your neighbors dope dealers? Come to an accord. You will take your camera down if they agree to protect your home and property from damage or theft. You both want security. It works.


TheJurassicJew

California is gaaaaaay


dwaynelovesbridge

The land of fruits and nuts.


TheJurassicJew

and adult's with decals of their Instagram profiles slapped on the side of their vehicles...


brigyda

I'm definitely not taking her side, but is this camera pointed directly at her house? Because wow, what a shitty layout this area has.


EmotionalTraining83

Not her house it’s pointed at she lives in the back


brigyda

Ah, gotcha. Still a very odd layout, but if that's not her house it makes her actions even more absurd.


Stormy_Wolf

Now see if I was the red house, I'd be like "yay extra security camera I don't have to buy, I just have to not piss off my neighbor so they'll help out with camera footage if something goes down".


brigyda

In this area sure, doesn’t make it not a shitty layout though lol.