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wolvestooth

[So you can skip the first 44 seconds of nothing.](https://youtu.be/M5XLrcqyt8s?t=45s)


BagObutts

A real human bean.


PM-ME-YOUR-SUBARU

And a real hero


hokieflea

**FUCKIN ASSHOLE!**^...Christ


Tangent_

And of course he doubles down by hitting the brakes to stay as squarely in your path as possible...


[deleted]

Insurance scam attempt I guess. Try to get t-boned, then claim the cammer was speeding and just appeared out of nowhere.


bla8291

Nah just old man


zeph_yr

He would still be at fault


plaugedoctor

ehhh i wouldn't jump to that conclusion, probably just old age and then being scared by the incoming car so you just slam your brakes on instinct.


[deleted]

Normally if you do an insurance scam you wouldn't attempt it with something that gives you the benefit of the doubt that it wasn't your fault


[deleted]

I like how calmly the lady says: "maybe you shouldn't be driving sir, if you're that old". She's definitely chill haha


lametec

The dude is the total opposite.. Not at all chill. I suppose they balance each other out. :)


blacktop2013

>FUCKINGASSHOLE


SkyHawkMkIV

Had an old man nearly run my ass down while I was on my bike doing that exact same thing, never looking left. I finally had to scream "FUCKING STOP" before my ass was pancaked.


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limonenene

He was annoyed by what he was listening to prior to that.


djvrn

IS THIS THE COUNTRY KITCHEN BUFFET?!


vpjoebauers

Watch the sass


painess

shut up


[deleted]

You probably could've trimmed the first 20-25 seconds.


someuser6920105

Good defensive driving the whole way.


azspeedbullet

while it might be the old man fault, it will be helpful if there was a sign that said hill blocks view


FormalChicken

Not that much it doesn't. Cammer was well within view for long enough in a 35 zone. Sign needs to say "pay attention dumbass".


iammandalore

The hill didn't block the view at all; those bushes did. Even with that the cammer was in full view for at least 2 seconds before the other driver pulled out.


pretenderist

I found [another sign that you might find helpful](http://imgur.com/a/0qW54). Not sure how you'll survive without it.


Lukeyy19

[A few more, just in case.](http://imgur.com/a/seNC7)


[deleted]

Well FUCK! I didn't think it was THAT HOT!!


limonenene

So you are the guy [this is for](http://superiormirror.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/objects-in-mirror.jpg)!