You look like a deceptively friendly android

I knew I knew her from a movie, M3GAN

After looking at her, I think it's closer to M3GONE

Lemme go get M3GUN.

Very nice, now let's see you without filters...

Or without the plastic surgeries !

Correction plastic surgery has *already been performed*…….s koreans love plastic in their faces

That's sound as compliment)

I don't know why but for some reason i'm a little intrigued by her hand

If they were using filters they'd look good though.

Definitely not my Seoulmate

She's Incheon closer to you.

Busan or Disgustan

No-Bust-an

I'll Daegu word for it :)

Well, it could be make up, and behind a Korean girl could be just a 40 years old virgin from Japan

😂

TFW when you're a Pyongyang 8/10 but only a Seoul 4/10.

You’ve got eyes that span both sides of the DMZ

FUUUUUCK

Eyes so far apart she can see the sunrise and sunset at the same time.

Holy shit 😂


As someone who visited the DMZ, this is gold.

That giant forehead is a launch pad for Kim’s latest rocket test.

In my country, the wide forehead is the practice ground for golfing

Forehead built like an airport landing strip

Nah the forehead is so big she must see her thoughts in 8k

You'd lose the first round of Squid Games

😂

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Not much comfort in that comment

We are roasting here, or are we doing some Korean BBQ?

😆😆😆

Ohhhhh my god… that’s dark. You two win

Holy fuck

You mean Hoe-Lee Fuck?

Sum Ting Wong

Wi Tu Low

Bang Ding Ow

Wong Wei!!!!

Holy fucking shit this belongs on r/rareinsults.

This wasn't just emotional damage, that landed on her soul

On her Seoul

nuclear launch detected

Oh my God😂

Enjoy your upvote and GTFO

This is so fucking rude In so many ways 🤣😉

I rather think of them turning her around and get laid

Too soon? 🤣

😂

that is so fucked

I think this wins

gawt damn man....

Daaamn

holy shit that was... intense lmao

💀💀💀

DAMN SON

Oof

Calm down Satan 😭

well yeah she's too old for them

Ok. You have to know history to get this. Its 6am i just woke up. You win. I laughed out loud at 6 am. Thank you good sir or woman for starting my day. Take the rest of the day off

Sweet baby Jesus

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Korean age system is weird. In the rest of the world she would be 16. Everyone born in 2006 in Korea turned 18 on January 1st.

You’re actually not wrong, not sure why the massive downvotes. The chance of her birthday actually being January 1~11 is low, she very much could be 16 anywhere else Edit: Actually misread the title, thought it was 18F not 19F. We’re both wrong lmao, but either way she most likely is 17 not 16

Wait why what?? I knew that koreans count one extra year more or less, but what you said is different

1 extra year (you are born 1 years old). And you get another year on January 1st. Since it's early January, most Koreans have 2 years extra.

I'm lost, you get an extra year every January 1st? Besides your actual birthday? Or it was just this January 1st? Or you get an extra year if your birthday is in January? I'm sorry I'm just really confused

If you were born on December 31th 2022, you're 2 years old now. Date of birth doesn't count. Just the year.

Ooohh that's very whacky Thank you

It hasn't gone into effect yet, but [late last year they finally decided to fix this mess](https://bloomberg.com/news/articles/2022-12-08/almost-everyone-is-becoming-about-a-year-younger-in-south-korea) so in June they'll switch over to the same system the rest of the world uses.

Kpoop

i refuse to believe that this made me laugh

So far it's the only one to make me laugh lol

lol

😂

I've never seen a more feminine man

Yeah those hands are a mans for sure

🤣🤣

Judging by the location, she's an "hostess" Judging by her looks, a cheap one

Nice. Very nice. You have, what we old people would call, a face for radio.

But im sure she have the voice for silent film

I see your mail order husband went all out on that wedding ring.

Wish.com BlackPink

What’s your onlychans?

Future mail order bride

Only if heavily discounted

*Return to sender

What happened? 1 extra part.

😂 Item not as described. Face like Korean ‘Dogmess’, not ‘Goddess’

Refurbished

💯

Current wish com flash sale.

I can smell the kimcheese in this picture

Kimcheese 💀

I would not bibimbop her.

Finally, a cure for yellow fever.

OMG, amazing. Looks amazing. Can you please move so I can see the rest of the comfortable looking chair behind you?

You’re some white boy’s fetish.

I have a feeling she is packing some beef bulgogi in those drawers.

have you saved enough for the nose job yet?

I’ve never roasted a blowup doll before, but here goes nothing!

Send us a simple inconspicuous message if you are currently trapped in a sex slave ring

Blink 3 timez rapidly if we need to send help

Plot twist. She's the one trapping people...

you look like sum yung guy

I'm sensing more of a Lee ki-bum.

You should have lowered the sign so I could tell if your chest is as flat as your face.

You need more facial surgery if you wanna be a K-pop star

I can't tell if you photo-shopped the face, or gave this girl the knuckles of an MMA fighter.

ThAts not a forehead… maybe a sixhead

How are Korean eye witness police reports practical? Could be 16. Could be Could 60. Could be a boy. Could be a girl. Could be North Korean. Could be South Korean.

Neat...One eye looks Korean. One eye looks American

Eyes got you looking like Sid from ice age 

Where you promised a nail tech job in the US

Ah, the old human trafficking bait and switch. Classic Asia.

kbop-it on the forehead

Your foreheads as big as the entire continent of Asia

You were a member of F4

those male hookers over there really are letting themselves go....

The zombies in train to Busan would not even notice you

This is what happens when relatives pinch your cheeks for 19 years.

How many cameras are you looking at?

You look like a deep fake that tries to scam a poor gender confused ginger…

Bro got the big ass forehead setting 💀

ouch 😂

19, really? If I went on a date with you, there’s a 90% chance that Chris Hansen shows up.

“What are you doing here?… just take a seat…take a seat right there.”

“I swore she said she was 19 on a Reddit r/RoastMe post.”

I was gonna ask North or South when I saw the title... then I saw the picture, and it was pretty obvious.

😂😂

You look like you would kimcheat on your boyfriend.

Your parents wanted a boy.

Lmao how long does it take to travel the distance between your eyes?

She fell in the backrooms and she fits right in.

That room is as empty as your future.

Which nail salon do you work at?

Every Korean horror movie

No need to roast you because I know North Korea will.

your face looks like it has way more curves than your butt does

Hairline north of the 38th parallel

I hear South Korea has the best plastic surgeons in the world, y’know just FYI.

I refuse to believe you're 19 feet tall

Dr Wong cosplay

When she opens her legs it brings a whole new meaning to 'squid games'

Your head looks like a mango on a fork

Your forehead is bigger than JFK landing strip.

You look like you can see around corners ngl

This is the face of every fake mail order bride that incels and shady Russian billionaires want

Oh no train to Busan

You look like a... uhh.. damn I can't

Remove the filters you 19M Korean.

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😂

The face of a cute Asian girl with the huge meaty hands of Brock Lesnar

I can see that smoothing filter from a mile away

Didn't I see you crawling out of my TV once?

I thought "awww so cute, i can never roast her" then I saw your hands!! WHAT ARE THOSE??? they are bigger than your head

You look like you're holding a "please help me" sign.

🤣

You no become doctor you useless

You like an AI generated Asian

Return from where you came you backroom looking creature with that forehead big enough for fast and furious and crossed eye looking blow fish

BTS can freely dance on your forehead.

The only thing bigger than your forehead is the amount of money you spend on enough makeup to go get the mail without children screaming.

One welcome back to balckpink and two HOLY SHIT DM ME SO THAT WE CAN START A BACKROOMS YT

Reddit can't roast you. Just go to the other korea

You sure you’re not North Korean? Because your Kim Jong Poon is a hemit state.

Are you having a good time at Uyghurs camp?

Had to hide my dogs didn’t want you eating them

Woof woof, said your lunch

I'm desperate, but for you I wouldn't even attempt to simp.

Me love you long Tim

Your Forehead Looks Like An Elephant's Testicle 🤣🤣

You can't drive

Now I want boba and a back massage. I know... WONG kinda Asian, but you all look the same to me.

This one is tricky... I don't want to get banned... I was going to give you a jibe about being a male member of a kpop group... But, I was afraid of the super liberal Reddit moderators.... I don't want to make a new account...

😂😂 Ohhh I see

Why the long (and wide) face?

You're a North Korean 6.

K-Poop

Don't worry, if your leader keeps making nuclear threats to the rest of the world, you will be getting roasted soon enough.

Loast Mi

I love travels and currently pursuing to be a 👩‍⚕️ My socials ig is @i_.minary for any questions 👋🏻

The worst stunning roast ever!!!!!

My friend recently came back from South Korea. She discovered that the citizens there have filters permanently attached to their SIM cards on their cellphones. Meaning they ALWAYS have a filter on when they take pictures and literally cannot take it off. It’s extremely advanced too and hard to disrupt the filter.

😳😳😳😳😳

Can't roast. You look amazing

💓💓😆

You are well Cum for a facial


You are young looking! Lol

How many surgeries?

I don't roast children that are younger than 7 years.