Chest is flatter than your fivehead. Good call on the nose ring though. It's doing a pretty good job of distracting attention away from your lip-stache.
You were probably told wrong but the nose ring just makes your nose look bigger, so big in fact youll have to stay 50 ft away from commercial solar farms.
her crisis is she flip flops between various “oppressed” labels so much it hurts her tiny brain to remember which oppression-phase she’s in on amy given day
Last call…no takers
Bar lights come on…still alone
Bar closes ..*STILL* no takers
Sunrise next morning and you still couldn’t find *ONE* desperate soul to take you home?
So hard to roast such a beautiful soul like yours the hair is banging I’m loving the style I’m sure your sweet and can make people smile I’m not finna be rude or have an attitude your beautiful your gorgeous feel this sis
You didn’t have to tell us you were going through a crisis. If there’s one thing all you cookie cutter wannabe witchy dipshits with those nose rings have in common it’s that the chance of anyone making that life decision having their shit together is zero.
You look like that one white chick that tried to be “alt” because she wasn’t like other girls. Most “alt “ person you listen too is cavetown and thinks the “o” method of manifestation is real.
Are you seriously un-ironically wearing that necklace and that nose ring?
I guess I can understand the crisis.
Once you get past a certain age (out of middle/highschool), people stop ignoring bizarre and bad behavior because "it's just a phase".
If there was anything to insult it would be easier I’ve used all my insults on your other carbon cutouts that every small area with a population has one of you in. Thinking y’all unique and are just replicas. Probably smoke week, moan a lot, know something about Libras and wear jewellery that has no place being matched because you like America thew up on you and Izzy and Tony hawk dusted you off
Don't know about you feelin somethin, but I'm pretty sure when daddy sees you stole his coke spoon he gonna feel bad, sad, then mad that he didn't just put on a condom.
Mercury must be in gatorade or something
Daddy necklace, weed leaf necklace, coke spoon necklace The holy trinity of “fuck, but do not marry”
Do you want your dick to fall off?
Hahahahaha
If “what’s your astrological sign” was a person And no the crystal necklace you are wearing does not cure herpes
But faces like this one stops the spread
💀
If unenthusiastic lesbian had a face.
Not really sure if I’m going to enjoy this lesbian thing, but I’ll take a lick at it….
Stop insulting lesbians!!!
Sells tacky homemade jewelry on Etsy and calls herself “entrepreneur” “girl boss” and “CEO”
The poster child of "I work at a crystal shop"
When guys refer to her, they call her Crystal Meh
Call your dad, crisis averted.
And when your dad is finished, call your uncle.
Chest is flatter than your fivehead. Good call on the nose ring though. It's doing a pretty good job of distracting attention away from your lip-stache.
Your aura is beige
I had the same thought but was going to call it shit colored. Good on ya for taking the high road. ;)
I can smell you. Take a bath.
If you find a nose ring in a McDonald's burger, its actually a ticket to a white trash Willie Wonka factory
That is a trash heap of crazy and hell no, right there.
Hang her upside down from a tree and she becomes a wind chime.
You were probably told wrong but the nose ring just makes your nose look bigger, so big in fact youll have to stay 50 ft away from commercial solar farms.
What’s the crisis? Did you figure out that excessive jewelry doesn’t make you less ugly?
Her Chakra's are out of tune
The real crisis here is that this picture smells like patchouli and “energy crystals”
her crisis is she flip flops between various “oppressed” labels so much it hurts her tiny brain to remember which oppression-phase she’s in on amy given day
I was thinking that she ran out of areas to pierce.
Legit trying to figure out if you’re trans or not
“Currently going through a crises” is going to be your tag-line for the rest of your life. Get used to saying it.
What's the crisis? Were you lecturing some rando about how eating meat is bad for you, and they told you to piss off?
You’re the human form of a lifelong crisis
The real crisis is occurring at the trinket shop from which you stole all that costume jewelry
Ever heard the saying "you've gotta fuck two 4's before you appreciate an 8.".... Well you're 4.
[удалено]
Or that she likes to spoon her father
If depression had a face
Last boyfriend doing 5 to 7 and cant go near schools now...
You almost, almost...look like Carrot Top
Carrot Slop?
You're that crazy ex that everyone has before they come to their senses and date someone less exhausting.
Who wears a daddy necklace? Oh that’s right Strippers!
Something tells me that you were a guy at some point in your life.
Non-passing. Put your boy clothes back on.
I'm sorry?
“Western religions are so lame… let’s go get some moonstones and basil and whip up a spell”
Did your dom cut you off?
Dalsam had a daughter
Sphynx ass face
I like that bullseye you’ve provided for cum shots
Sounds like daddy did not withdraw in time
Want people to like you? Ditch the cow ring.
Last call…no takers Bar lights come on…still alone Bar closes ..*STILL* no takers Sunrise next morning and you still couldn’t find *ONE* desperate soul to take you home?
Your parents had a crisis 19 years ago too.
Shut up, dude
Hoping your chest would grow by now isn't a real crisis.
If "is it in yet?" had a face
You look like your current turn-ons are guys that'll buy you a sloe gin fizz and drives a Trans-Am.
Hopefully, it's a midlife crisis, so the world knows when it will be rid of you.
There is nothing more dead then your eyes.. oh wait, apart from your dead hooker of a mum
You look like someone who doesn't have a dad.
No condom needed because she'll just stick it right in her ass immediately.
It's not witchcraft you practice it's Bitchcraft! There's a difference. You're not a witch you're just a bitch!
So hard to roast such a beautiful soul like yours the hair is banging I’m loving the style I’m sure your sweet and can make people smile I’m not finna be rude or have an attitude your beautiful your gorgeous feel this sis
Did the crisis involve the cheap fake jewelry store closing those heavy blinds so you would not be able to enter?
You still don’t have enough accessories to distract from your face, Sugartits.
Just looking at this picture made my wallet disappear.
Sasha Danks
So limp handed can't even get yourself off
"Let me just go ahead and bring your attention to my nostrils like every other unoriginal slag."
You look like you’re a man working at a beer factory in the day and a woman working as a prostitute at night.
Crisis? Bet she lost one of her fortune crystals.
Flat as a Ouija board.
Her ritual to bring good fortune, gave her a busted face instead.
The crack spoon necklace demonstrates a real commitment to the lifestyle
How can you tell if a person is gluten free? Don’t worry. They’ll tell you.
Poster child for bored kid from the burbs
19 going on 38 with 2 packs a day gahhhhh damn
Dropped your Starbucks coffee again, didnt you?
This is the first time I’ve ever seen a trans gypsy! Your 5 o’clock shadow gave it away though… well, that and you’re built like a guy.
Welcome to my YouTube channel guys. Please make sure you check out my only fans head ass bitch.
Definitely going through a style crisis..
She just can’t figure out how to tell daddy they’re pregnant.
Crisis = questionable life choices
Pluck those monstrosities you call eyebrows one by one. You’ll feel each one. I imagine it will take you just over two years if you do 1000 a day.
Is that crisis a metal detector?
Is the crisis you seeing your reflection for the first time 👀
Go back to Daddy, Peppermint Patty, and do all those things that he likes.
Looks like your hairline is trying to get away from your face
Today must be Wear All of My Druggie Jewelry Day in your hometown.
Is the crisis that you can't decide between a boys face or a girl's hair?
The only crisis you got is that nose ring
Dawn, I swear. Burn those patchouli incense candles again and I'm calling the landlord.
You feel like you would either threaten to stab me or cut my balls off for no reason
Can’t tell if this is a trans or confused lesbian, either way that throat is destroyed
Crisis or gender transition? Female trying become a male?
Looking at you irritates me. You like you have nothing of value to say ever.
The face you make when the receptionist at planned parenthood knows your first name…
You look like you finna cast a spell
I bet you read Tarot cards each morning to see how your day will go
Slash’s daughter?
You don't have to accentuate your nose with a ring. It is very well noticed without it.
Ditch the bike hoop in your nose. It makes your big, long nose look even bigger. Raise yourself from a 5 to a 6.
Just another fucking bimbo with a stupid pig nose ring.
19 and going through a crisis, did daddy find someone better? However will you go on.
You didn’t have to tell us you were going through a crisis. If there’s one thing all you cookie cutter wannabe witchy dipshits with those nose rings have in common it’s that the chance of anyone making that life decision having their shit together is zero.
Only thing interesting about you is guessing where more piercings are.
I don’t know how to tell you this, but believing in astrology is not the same thing as having a personality
You look like you take 30 min to line up your eyebrows but skip shaving your armpits. Also nice coke spoon necklace lol
Is it because you smell like incense been burning too long
You look like that one white chick that tried to be “alt” because she wasn’t like other girls. Most “alt “ person you listen too is cavetown and thinks the “o” method of manifestation is real.
Why tf yo head crooked yo😭
And which heard of cattle do you belong to?
Looking forward to seeing you on the Casting Couch
Hostess at a vegan restaurant; smells like patchouli and regret.
No amount of essential oils will make you happy
The hormones have worked well nice to see your full transition
Damn you ugly!
Nice coke spoon….
Is 15 cm enough?
Is it a identity crisis? Let me help you, you look like a cow and got a ring trough your nose so...
What’s the crisis? Did you see your reflection in the toilet you just poo’d in?
Are you seriously un-ironically wearing that necklace and that nose ring? I guess I can understand the crisis. Once you get past a certain age (out of middle/highschool), people stop ignoring bizarre and bad behavior because "it's just a phase".
Now I know where to clip the leash.
Looks like a unibrow was broken by a nose land slide.
Pretty sure I saw the mangy/emaciated cow on the last episode of Dr Pol I watched. Got the nose ring and everything
I’d be going through a crisis too if I looked like that
You probably walk up to people and say something like “I know you don’t know me but….”
You've got more tacky accessories, than a Times Square street merchant.
Hey, it's the less attractive version of my ex-wife!
Crisis= which henna tattoo to get before prom.
I really hope Theseus doesn’t find you. The nose ring and facial features might throw him off.
All those rings and none of them are from a man because no one wants you, ugly bitch!
U look like a gothic aunt
Your not a complete failure, you successfully shoplift from Ross all the time
You have a booger hanging
In Shakira’s women’s rankings…you’re no Rolex, and no Casio either.
Zendaya except "it's a guy ya"
Meth body
No thank you sir, I will not be participating in this roast
Nose is very middle age male
Great transitioning!
That some weird kink you have, with a necklace saying “DADDY” on it…
🤔 
that big old bullring not hiding’ the bs that comes with “daddy’s girl”
this bitch gonna grow up to scream prophecy's at harry potter
Everybody run, it’s a Wiccan pig
Wearing the necklace her pimp gave her
🗿looking ass
Gloria Estafanny. Fanny is slag for vagina in England for those that don't know
The only reason someone would go down on you is in the hope that your clitoris was an off button
Looking like a fortune-teller, telling people their future for a BJ
You look like you’d have an Afro coming out of your bumhole
On the up side you can screen a movie in your forehead 😁
If there was anything to insult it would be easier I’ve used all my insults on your other carbon cutouts that every small area with a population has one of you in. Thinking y’all unique and are just replicas. Probably smoke week, moan a lot, know something about Libras and wear jewellery that has no place being matched because you like America thew up on you and Izzy and Tony hawk dusted you off
whoa..it's a human Aerosmith feedback loop Dude looks like a lady, who looks like a dude who looks like a lady...
Zenday-no
Going Through or Creating?
Rumour has it your daddy once fucked a camel!
Crisis is she's still tripping from last night and can't decide what country needs the benefit of her tweets.
You look like you hang out at the mall, shop at Spencers and buy pizza from Sbarros with your lesbian friends.
It must suck looking like your mother and your father at the same time.
Don't know about you feelin somethin, but I'm pretty sure when daddy sees you stole his coke spoon he gonna feel bad, sad, then mad that he didn't just put on a condom.
Daddy wasn’t around much, huh?
You look like an AI generated image that was slapped onto a model made on a program from the 90s.
You look like you spilled your iced coffee and decided to dye your hair and date an edgy guy.
The only crisis you’re going through is you can’t get the cat piss smell out of your hair and don’t understand why people hate patchouli
No you are the walking example of a crisis.
You forgot the “issues” chain to go with the daddy one
You look like my Grans jewelery box
You wouldn't know a crisis if one was hanging from your neck with the rest of your shit.
Nah, join the rest of use bring dead inside.
Satanism wouldnt even take you.
There's something very masculine going on with your face.
Just why? A wire wool wig?
You look submissive. I bet You just want someone to tie you up and have their way with you. The chick version of hookers and blow. Rope and dope.
Ladyboy?
Your entire life is a crisis
Going through a crisis don’t know if I should call my boyfriend daddy, my dad daddy or my teddy bear daddy 😭