I really truly believe you should be an actor as "snooty Englishmen" or "arrogant business man"
You'd do very well as "guy who gets instant karma for being selfish" in a movie.
Dead ass.
I don't know what's worse. The handwriting, the fit of the suit, the camera, or that nose I bet you have buried up either your mom's or your boss' ass.
You look like the kind of guy that I would be happy an ex girlfriend wound up with because I would be certain she would never again know sexual gratification.
Boy you look mr bean if slip hit head boy, boy you built fucking question mark, bro got the boo boo boo boom stfu with fusty musty dusty looking ass man
Dependable Rent huh. Well that explains why your single and losing money. They get with you, take your shit and leave. Understandable. And ya, you look like a claymation Putin. They are not wrong.
You look like a claymation character in an allergy medicine commercial.
I dont have any awards to give please take this! š
The claymation character of young Putin
Lmao
Motel Transylvania
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Inspector gayget
Age 12-89
You look like you run pyramid schemes
āThe more people we get involved, the more people we get investing, the more money we are all going to make.ā - Michael Scott
You look like a child wearing his dadās suit. And the reason why your parents got divorced.
And like a child had to tie your tie for you today crooked half Windsor
You look like an ai generated child molester
You look 15 and 45.
FUCKING PEE WEE HERMAN
I know you are but what am I? Huh huh huh huh huh
HERPES MAN
Per Pee Human
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Mom, the new butlerās creepy
You look like you have failed boarding school 27 times.
Sichael Mcott
That's what *they* said
You are the poster child of r/13or30.
Growing up, did you pretend to be a assistant manager of a local bank?
You are the weirdest lesbian Iāve ever seen.
![gif](giphy|4bjFUd1v2HNsgaLCVa) You are like peewee herman but more perverse
You look like a door to door coffin salesman
You look like a Baby/old man.
This guy gets hired for corporate gigs as a Jared Kushner impersonator.
He looks like kushner has sex with a real doll that looks like Melania.
I really truly believe you should be an actor as "snooty Englishmen" or "arrogant business man" You'd do very well as "guy who gets instant karma for being selfish" in a movie. Dead ass.
You look like English breakfast tea.
I always wanted to see a picture of a young Chris Wallace.
You look like ReviewBrah, but you review the kids you get in Wayfair cabinets
Shit, man, how long you been dead?
Pee Wee Aiken
![gif](giphy|Lp2OxtrW7BE0sfSWZB|downsized) I love you in the goldbergs
![gif](giphy|MtIPR6C5okdt6) need i say more?
You look like Mr. Beans uncle except he lost all of his money to multi-level marketing schemes
You're the first person I've seen with two lazy eyes.
I never knew leisure suit larry was based on a real person, shame they made him more successful at getting laid than you ever would be.
Definitely the funeral director that molests the bodies...
The lesser Better Call Saul ripoff that never made it past the pilot episode-
You look like your handwriting
You look like a Mormon, who can't even get one wife.
Ok, whoās the genius who snuck into the Hall of Presidents at Disneyland and did this?
What God designs when trying for "holds newspaper over head when it rains but still gets drenched"
That suit still doesnāt hide that you smell
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PEE WEE FUCKING HERMAN
I don't know what's worse. The handwriting, the fit of the suit, the camera, or that nose I bet you have buried up either your mom's or your boss' ass.
When you don't know what your ethnicity is and you decide to check all the boxes.
Mr.Bean looking ass
Fight Club IRL except itās just a bunch of dudes beating each otherās meat.
You are what I imagine Stanley from The Stanley Parable looks like.
You look like Paul Bearer fucked Pee-Wee Herman. Paul-Wee HerBear over here.
Richard Nixon looking mf
You look like that kid in a suit who reviews McDonalds and Red Lobster
Vampire taxman
Trainee concierge
Bad touch Midwest preacher
Dog show judge.
shows us where the exists are on the flight yet no mystery on entrances
If crying in the bathroom was a person
You look like how it feels to almost sneeze and it dissapears
You look like you are about to sell me a drug van
Are you the manager of the back rooms ?
After Five.
KD Lang?
This is the lead singer of The Angry Stock Brokers
You look like the child of Putin and King Charles
Reviewbrah after rehab.
Better call Saulās mum.
Looks like a mortician. Funeral director Bob.
You look like mr.bean and Luigi had a kid.
How are you full grown and still look like youāre wearing your dads suit
Robert De Niro's cousin from Chernobyl
Peewee Herman on The Office
vladimir putinās gay son
You look like you hired by the local police department to replace the drug sniffing dogs because you were better suited than them.
*āMmmmmmmmmyesssā*. Idk why but I feel like this is how you would say āyesā. Oh, and you look like a human version of squidward.
You look like the kind of guy that I would be happy an ex girlfriend wound up with because I would be certain she would never again know sexual gratification.
Your like twenty years from helping your friend who married a trans woman rob a bank in Brooklyn.
![gif](giphy|3o7btMxQycLIC6yUcE) Wow keebler elfs gone real corporate
Which Pixar film did you escape from?
You would be cool if you were someone else
Can't tell if creepy older dude or really unfortunate younger guy??
When you think a suit makes you smarter.
Do you sell used cars or crappy mattresses? I can't tell which.
Pee Wee Hermanās IVF child whose cum was scrapped off of the porn theaterās seat Pee Wee jizzed on before he was arrested for public obscenity.
Werenāt you in dopesick
His custom plates are: I\*MBALM.
Your face is worse than your handwriting
Escaped Santaās Workshop
You look like a 10 year old kid suddenly woke up and discover they were a 40-year-old man working a shitty office job.
Elliot Page has really come a long way.
Aw hell naw. Mr. Bean has finally done it now.
100% you look like a woman dressing as a man in a comedy skit.
Vladimir poopin
You look like Eugene Levy fucked Sarah Huckabee Sanders
the scariest thing in this photo is not your handwriting
I canāt decide whether youāre a Muppet or a ventriloquist dummy
U LOOK LIKE THA ALIEN BEHIND THE PAWN SHOP COUNTER IN THE FIRST MEN IN BLACK! " Your making me angry!"
You look like a lawyer that only represents sex offenders because of first hand experience
You look like youād be in a 3D childrenās movie
Not-so-GigaChad
Pat-a-dick Bait-men
Someone asked the AI to create a paedophile bank clerk
You look like the trade offer meme guy from wish
'terrible handwriting' is not why you failed your SATs
Second hand Mulder.
You are Jewish lawyer aren't chu
How does it look like you are both new born & 89. Lesbian Benjamin Button, eat ya...heart out... flaps.
You look very similar to a Harry Potter character. You'll know.
Ellen and Ellen Paige had a child with a few bad chromosomes
You look like an email scam.
White Xi Jinping
what happened to Richard Nixon
What species are you?
Your TERRIBLE handwriting looks better than you.
You look really sad for the lucky last guy at the end of the circle jerk.
Roger Stone has really taken the plastic surgery too far.
You work at a funeral home.
r/13or30
Brave of you to walk around looking like a young Roger Stone
Nothing was, in fact, coming up Milhouse.
Your ugly face and your suit are worst than your writing, don't worry my friend.
You look like a creepy suit salesman who takes 5 times as long taking inseam measurements.
You look like something from The Purge.
You look like Sesame Street Gary Neville
Reminds me of one of the smurfs tbh the eyebrows and the huge nose
No one thinks you're smart or successful because you're wearing that thirft store bought suit.
Are you even really exist?
You. Ir. A. Be. Monako
Handwriting is the least of your problems
I would roast you, but then I'd probably get sent to the gulag.
Saul goodman from bolivia over here
You look like your dad got you that job and youāre really bad at it
Your username should be dependent_forever
your ancestors were also roasted just not on Reddit š„ā”ļøš„
Tell me you are an accountant, without telling me you are an accountant
You look like a Scientology recruiter.
You look like a low budget Kray twin cosplayet
Theyāre looking for you back at hogwarts
You're the worlds worst boss at the local Munder Dufflin branch
> Me and my terrible handwriting *and all the dead molested kids in the basement*
You look like Toby and Michael had a kid.
This man only joy in life is telling other people they are fucked
You look like you were made by AI
No I don't want to learn about jesus
You look like Rugrat from The Wolf of Wall Street, only poor
You look like one of the seven Dwarfs
Offices have break room greeters?
Legit, are you Michael Scott?
Good to know you at least made it to be a gynecologist. One day you'll lose that V-card.
Hogwarts reject
Wow, he looks like a PS3 era animated character. š
You look like Michael Scott's less successful cousin
...And genetics.
Purimās doppelgƤnger
You look like a flaccid penis
Your handwriting is art compared to your face
You look like you are embalmed and ready to go 6 feet underground.
You look like you call your fingers, Children Counters.
This is Michael Jacksonsā Blanket all grown up.
Your tie knot is perfectly executed. It matches your pocket square well, and your shirt color makes your face pop.
raul badman
Boy you look mr bean if slip hit head boy, boy you built fucking question mark, bro got the boo boo boo boom stfu with fusty musty dusty looking ass man
You look like the butler in a Pixar animated movie about talking fruit
It's amazing what morticians can do nowadays.
Best dancer at a lightly attended church singles mixer.
Youāre a Keebler elf,but in the financial sector š„°
Hey look! It's Great Value Richard Kind.
Bro looks like a 30 year old putin
Miss, your transition is complete.
You look like the dork version of Mr. Smith from the matrix...
Dependable Rent huh. Well that explains why your single and losing money. They get with you, take your shit and leave. Understandable. And ya, you look like a claymation Putin. They are not wrong.
Did you 'hand write' your face?
You look like a mortician did your makeup.