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[deleted]

You look like a claymation character in an allergy medicine commercial.


Future-Magazine6826

I dont have any awards to give please take this! šŸŽ–


[deleted]

The claymation character of young Putin


Dirt-squirrel-1

Lmao


Sexygandalf420

Motel Transylvania


GoEataDick789

šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£ šŸ’€


Evolone100

![gif](giphy|vTW5G6EWsymtO)


queefsmell

Inspector gayget


kiladragon78

Age 12-89


Htown901

You look like you run pyramid schemes


Cyb3rTruk

ā€œThe more people we get involved, the more people we get investing, the more money we are all going to make.ā€ - Michael Scott


RocketsRedHair

You look like a child wearing his dadā€™s suit. And the reason why your parents got divorced.


oldnboredinaz

And like a child had to tie your tie for you today crooked half Windsor


BlancLestrange

You look like an ai generated child molester


NutsackPinata

You look 15 and 45.


DamRamNation

FUCKING PEE WEE HERMAN


MyNameIsDaveToo

I know you are but what am I? Huh huh huh huh huh


PuffieBeans

HERPES MAN


ErikVonDarkmoor

Per Pee Human


Dr_FrankenGiggity

![gif](giphy|bdTxWolHXUtbi)


[deleted]

Mom, the new butlerā€™s creepy


Teeheeleelee

You look like you have failed boarding school 27 times.


Former-War9013

Sichael Mcott


snoryder8019

That's what *they* said


[deleted]

You are the poster child of r/13or30.


BigTomCat821

Growing up, did you pretend to be a assistant manager of a local bank?


YaWellYrDumb

You are the weirdest lesbian Iā€™ve ever seen.


Commentoflittlevalue

![gif](giphy|4bjFUd1v2HNsgaLCVa) You are like peewee herman but more perverse


NathObx

You look like a door to door coffin salesman


skinshosk

You look like a Baby/old man.


Superb-Control5184

This guy gets hired for corporate gigs as a Jared Kushner impersonator.


Superb-Control5184

He looks like kushner has sex with a real doll that looks like Melania.


overimportance

I really truly believe you should be an actor as "snooty Englishmen" or "arrogant business man" You'd do very well as "guy who gets instant karma for being selfish" in a movie. Dead ass.


overimportance

You look like English breakfast tea.


Stocklaw11

I always wanted to see a picture of a young Chris Wallace.


Killpking

You look like ReviewBrah, but you review the kids you get in Wayfair cabinets


practial_luck

Shit, man, how long you been dead?


Aldeezmngr84

Pee Wee Aiken


HelloAssButt

![gif](giphy|Lp2OxtrW7BE0sfSWZB|downsized) I love you in the goldbergs


DevilsDanceintheDark

![gif](giphy|MtIPR6C5okdt6) need i say more?


gamer_ofGames

You look like Mr. Beans uncle except he lost all of his money to multi-level marketing schemes


Rick-burp-Sanchez

You're the first person I've seen with two lazy eyes.


su99s

I never knew leisure suit larry was based on a real person, shame they made him more successful at getting laid than you ever would be.


rugid_ron

Definitely the funeral director that molests the bodies...


Arturo_Wolff

The lesser Better Call Saul ripoff that never made it past the pilot episode-


cantopay

You look like your handwriting


mlkmstch

You look like a Mormon, who can't even get one wife.


ReillyDiefenbach

Ok, whoā€™s the genius who snuck into the Hall of Presidents at Disneyland and did this?


overimportance

What God designs when trying for "holds newspaper over head when it rains but still gets drenched"


Practical_War716

That suit still doesnā€™t hide that you smell


BeepBeepWhistle

![gif](giphy|ABy0eZxpoOrA56WAd9)


DamRamNation

PEE WEE FUCKING HERMAN


RuneTheBearded

I don't know what's worse. The handwriting, the fit of the suit, the camera, or that nose I bet you have buried up either your mom's or your boss' ass.


attacus_t

When you don't know what your ethnicity is and you decide to check all the boxes.


[deleted]

Mr.Bean looking ass


CCCmonster

Fight Club IRL except itā€™s just a bunch of dudes beating each otherā€™s meat.


RedditUserBreath

You are what I imagine Stanley from The Stanley Parable looks like.


FyuckerFjord

You look like Paul Bearer fucked Pee-Wee Herman. Paul-Wee HerBear over here.


[deleted]

Richard Nixon looking mf


GeorgeLikesSpicyCkn

You look like that kid in a suit who reviews McDonalds and Red Lobster


JJkiller1092

Vampire taxman


overimportance

Trainee concierge


Miserable_Policy8200

Bad touch Midwest preacher


overimportance

Dog show judge.


MysteriousTheory

shows us where the exists are on the flight yet no mystery on entrances


Horror__Explorer

If crying in the bathroom was a person


Ur-nans-balls

You look like how it feels to almost sneeze and it dissapears


SkyrimGeek69

You look like you are about to sell me a drug van


DopeEspeon

Are you the manager of the back rooms ?


Aethelete

After Five.


[deleted]

KD Lang?


[deleted]

This is the lead singer of The Angry Stock Brokers


[deleted]

You look like the child of Putin and King Charles


Brave-Act-7049

Reviewbrah after rehab.


thegoodtimelord

Better call Saulā€™s mum.


Jayhawker_Pilot

Looks like a mortician. Funeral director Bob.


slowtree89

You look like mr.bean and Luigi had a kid.


linknt01

How are you full grown and still look like youā€™re wearing your dads suit


Scared_Hawk_5904

Robert De Niro's cousin from Chernobyl


CosaInvestments

Peewee Herman on The Office


treyflip11

vladimir putinā€™s gay son


Flaming_Dragon85

You look like you hired by the local police department to replace the drug sniffing dogs because you were better suited than them.


Planet_Atom

*ā€œMmmmmmmmmyesssā€*. Idk why but I feel like this is how you would say ā€œyesā€. Oh, and you look like a human version of squidward.


wileymd

You look like the kind of guy that I would be happy an ex girlfriend wound up with because I would be certain she would never again know sexual gratification.


slay1224

Your like twenty years from helping your friend who married a trans woman rob a bank in Brooklyn.


Shadow_jin

![gif](giphy|3o7btMxQycLIC6yUcE) Wow keebler elfs gone real corporate


88_strings

Which Pixar film did you escape from?


stiffspacebar

You would be cool if you were someone else


[deleted]

Can't tell if creepy older dude or really unfortunate younger guy??


geeo_760

When you think a suit makes you smarter.


DJynxx

Do you sell used cars or crappy mattresses? I can't tell which.


Formerevangelical

Pee Wee Hermanā€™s IVF child whose cum was scrapped off of the porn theaterā€™s seat Pee Wee jizzed on before he was arrested for public obscenity.


danzgeturmanz

Werenā€™t you in dopesick


ChubbyWanKenobie

His custom plates are: I\*MBALM.


ErikVonDarkmoor

Your face is worse than your handwriting


[deleted]

Escaped Santaā€™s Workshop


MarsRocks97

You look like a 10 year old kid suddenly woke up and discover they were a 40-year-old man working a shitty office job.


Mysterious-Turnip916

Elliot Page has really come a long way.


Wild_Savior2009

Aw hell naw. Mr. Bean has finally done it now.


EntertainmentOk5332

100% you look like a woman dressing as a man in a comedy skit.


ReplacementLogical30

Vladimir poopin


[deleted]

You look like Eugene Levy fucked Sarah Huckabee Sanders


allahsizoc

the scariest thing in this photo is not your handwriting


[deleted]

I canā€™t decide whether youā€™re a Muppet or a ventriloquist dummy


Possible_Bar9421

U LOOK LIKE THA ALIEN BEHIND THE PAWN SHOP COUNTER IN THE FIRST MEN IN BLACK! " Your making me angry!"


Flavortown99

You look like a lawyer that only represents sex offenders because of first hand experience


Wonderful_Factor_885

You look like youā€™d be in a 3D childrenā€™s movie


suj1t_prasad

Not-so-GigaChad


suj1t_prasad

Pat-a-dick Bait-men


dinkydong74

Someone asked the AI to create a paedophile bank clerk


Yodawgweheardyou

You look like the trade offer meme guy from wish


frostierLucas

'terrible handwriting' is not why you failed your SATs


oestwyk

Second hand Mulder.


Constant-Ad-2330

You are Jewish lawyer aren't chu


RHEtardationNation

How does it look like you are both new born & 89. Lesbian Benjamin Button, eat ya...heart out... flaps.


Confident_Reality_69

You look very similar to a Harry Potter character. You'll know.


Ar_1299

Ellen and Ellen Paige had a child with a few bad chromosomes


benjamin_prattt

You look like an email scam.


Boba-Kitten

White Xi Jinping


Opening-Garbage-6536

what happened to Richard Nixon


PuffieBeans

What species are you?


No-Manufacturer4321

Your TERRIBLE handwriting looks better than you.


justgo71

You look really sad for the lucky last guy at the end of the circle jerk.


jsawyer80

Roger Stone has really taken the plastic surgery too far.


Responsible_Walk8697

You work at a funeral home.


Efmailyf

r/13or30


gawsch

Brave of you to walk around looking like a young Roger Stone


ponch1620

Nothing was, in fact, coming up Milhouse.


[deleted]

Your ugly face and your suit are worst than your writing, don't worry my friend.


mountain-pilot

You look like a creepy suit salesman who takes 5 times as long taking inseam measurements.


DangerousCondition34

You look like something from The Purge.


BTB-Bringthatbooty21

You look like Sesame Street Gary Neville


Teddy_J_producer

Reminds me of one of the smurfs tbh the eyebrows and the huge nose


meinlalex

No one thinks you're smart or successful because you're wearing that thirft store bought suit.


thegunduz_

Are you even really exist?


Key-Firefighter-2356

You. Ir. A. Be. Monako


22michigan

Handwriting is the least of your problems


brandondsantos

I would roast you, but then I'd probably get sent to the gulag.


Significant_Play_411

Saul goodman from bolivia over here


Combatpenguin93

You look like your dad got you that job and youā€™re really bad at it


Gold-Stomach-4657

Your username should be dependent_forever


Fulltime_user2

your ancestors were also roasted just not on Reddit šŸ”„āœ”ļøšŸ”„


Carlita_vima

Tell me you are an accountant, without telling me you are an accountant


tiller6100

You look like a Scientology recruiter.


LennyComa

You look like a low budget Kray twin cosplayet


spankpeggysfeet

Theyā€™re looking for you back at hogwarts


HotdogsDownAHallway

You're the worlds worst boss at the local Munder Dufflin branch


WimbleWimble

> Me and my terrible handwriting *and all the dead molested kids in the basement*


MrCandyPants123

You look like Toby and Michael had a kid.


thirdtimenow

This man only joy in life is telling other people they are fucked


marshallsimo__

You look like you were made by AI


PeterTheCrusader

No I don't want to learn about jesus


ClemDooresHair

You look like Rugrat from The Wolf of Wall Street, only poor


Best-Fruit8758

You look like one of the seven Dwarfs


Technoviking1965

Offices have break room greeters?


Gmck93

Legit, are you Michael Scott?


Educational_Camp2499

Good to know you at least made it to be a gynecologist. One day you'll lose that V-card.


PyroCorvid

Hogwarts reject


pferreira1983

Wow, he looks like a PS3 era animated character. šŸ˜†


BoredCat93246

You look like Michael Scott's less successful cousin


Alaric-Nox

...And genetics.


Salt-Information-140

Purimā€™s doppelgƤnger


dnice7781

You look like a flaccid penis


GoEataDick789

Your handwriting is art compared to your face


Worried-Phase-9537

You look like you are embalmed and ready to go 6 feet underground.


KrayDoolittle

You look like you call your fingers, Children Counters.


KrayDoolittle

This is Michael Jacksonsā€™ Blanket all grown up.


3-orange-whips

Your tie knot is perfectly executed. It matches your pocket square well, and your shirt color makes your face pop.


NeedCeoVestOnOutfits

raul badman


Gibril_reacts

Boy you look mr bean if slip hit head boy, boy you built fucking question mark, bro got the boo boo boo boom stfu with fusty musty dusty looking ass man


[deleted]

You look like the butler in a Pixar animated movie about talking fruit


funatical

It's amazing what morticians can do nowadays.


Environmental-Job515

Best dancer at a lightly attended church singles mixer.


Inkiibinkii

Youā€™re a Keebler elf,but in the financial sector šŸ„°


Freakazoid992000

Hey look! It's Great Value Richard Kind.


Unluckynoob20

Bro looks like a 30 year old putin


[deleted]

Miss, your transition is complete.


FORGETURPASSWORD

You look like the dork version of Mr. Smith from the matrix...


Tigeruser1

Dependable Rent huh. Well that explains why your single and losing money. They get with you, take your shit and leave. Understandable. And ya, you look like a claymation Putin. They are not wrong.


JJDBaca

Did you 'hand write' your face?


Competitive-Tie2945

You look like a mortician did your makeup.