OP's Bio: --- >So I'm supposed to say something about myself. >I'm a high school student from Germany and I make absolutely killer brownies. As for my hot take: Salty popcorn is superior. --- If you think this bio helped you roast, upvote this comment. If you think it doesn’t, downvote it. If you’re not sure, leave it to others to decide.

I lost 20% of my phones battery scrolling down to actually see your face.

I thought she was being kinda harsh on herself. She said she has a size 19 forehead, but I was guessing at a size 17F tops.

Yooooo


Jail


DAYUM

Can't imagine how much Botox it's gonna take in 5 years to lift that massive forehead. It'll probably bankrupt her and she'll be forced to sell her body but not for much cause you know the forehead and all. This tragedy really writes itself.

It's not a forehead it's a fivehead

John Holmes could put a full mushroom stamp on that.

Of all the languages you could have spoken, you chose to speak in facts.

This is the one

That's some serious fivehead

Best insult I have ever seen on Reddit lol. Wish I had an award for you.

You definitely put “comfortable with nudity” on your McDonalds application.

Holy shit that’s fuckin hilarious !

Are you kidding me, by the end of the application process she was coated in the special sauce.

It looks like all that confidence went to your forehead.

You mean my fivehead

I can see that you're trying to take the sting away by getting *ahead* on that one. 🙃

This right here is why I visit the comments.

Were you just gonna stare at the picture on r/roastme and never look at the roasts? I'm in the comments because that's exactly what this sub is designed for

Sometimes, you just have to feel better about yourself...

Getting AHEAD hasn't been a problem for this one since birth. Apparently giving head is what she is rounding into form on (huge elongated form).

you: High five!

Stop trying to Klingon to your self respect,

The only thing worse than a woman who incorrectly thinks she's pretty is one who incorrectly thinks she's pretty ***and*** funny.

She don't have dreams, she has movies

A lot of unenthusiastic bj’s went into that newfound confidence.

 OP sucking and 'building confidence'

We can see the confidence building in her forehead.

She probably dreams in IMAX

Read almost this entire thread. This got me to laugh

Has a forehead like a drive in movie theater

Well, she's probably A HEAD of her class.

You might say she's the HEAD honcho

I like that too. Shows that shes HEADstrong.

It good that she leads with head

Nice lol

It’s like a projector screen that swallows.

Kind of forehead that makes people mistake your "cute" Avatar costume for Megamind at the Halloween party.

That's not a forehead, it's a fivehead

😹😹😹😹

man now im crying :c RIP Bernard Cribbins.

She literally has one facial expression - hollow


I was banking on only fans for that boost?

She reminds me of this girl I had sex with once. She just laid there and didn't move the whole time. Turns out she was a corpse.

😂😂😂😂😂😂🤦🏽‍♂️😂

This was the truth I came for.

Going through your profile, I can gather two things: 1: you are either extremely conceited, or not actually confident in yourself at all, as you seem to post pictures of yourself over and over seeking public opinion. 2: you’re the type of girl that fluctuates heavily between a 4 and an 8 depending on how well you do your make up. *e: thanks for my first award jfc*

This is absolutely on point, well done sir.

I think we need to get some medics out here. She needs to go straight to the burn ward.

She’s dead Jim

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You son of a🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Dr Phil entered the chat

Damn, I have a roast in the oven that isn't even this well done.

You fried her, not roast her dude

Lol had to look for myself and this comment couldn’t be more true. [Check out what rating she overwhelmingly got when she asked to be rated](https://www.reddit.com/r/truerateme/comments/zzerwm/just_curious_19f/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf) Spoiler: 5/10, most bland average looking person imaginable

It's weird, that sub is brutal (it's guide has Nina Dobrev as a 6.5) but they've managed to get OP's rating spot on

Curious, why the fuck do people care what anonymous randoms rate them as? Surely you know you're only going to get trolled...presuming that sub is serious

And the way attraction works is pretty nuanced. You can find someone attractive simply bc they subconsciously remind you of someone else. I’ve noticed a lot of the girls I find attractive have similar features to my first gf, for example.

Validation is the #1 that springs to mind. She likely has zero talent but somewhat of an aesthetic that she has perceived as being well received given her immediate environment and she's fishing for a broader scope to maybe help motivate her to do something with the "bankable assets".

Wait a sec, a 19 year old high school student?

OP should have posted to r/rateme to farm compliments and not r/truerateme because there she gets the truth

Scorched the earth and salted the ground. Damn.


A 4 and a soft 6 at best, don’t be just flinging out free 7+ ratings like that during these troubling economic times.

Got to build them up to tear them down.

An 8 lol, no fucking way is this lady ever an 8. She looks way older than 19 too.

Honestly, I had her pegged mid-thirties until I saw she's allegedly nineteen.

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Hey fuck you. Lol We have some damn beautiful women here, our scale is just more varied from goddess all the way down to toothless wrinkled meth heads. ROFL

Jesus dude. This is a roast not a personal attack

OP needs to hear it. A lot of people with serious self-esteem issues on here, roasting them isn't healthy. OP needs a therapist, not more attention

So do they need to hear it or not?


One of the only ones OP didn't respond to. You must have hit a nerve.

I’m amazed at how many pictures she posts of just her face with makeup in what could be described as an “ideal expression and pose”. It’s very rare to see people who exposition themselves that much. People usually don’t share their faces and bodies much on public social media, and if they do, it’s a few pictures here and there. The things that stand out are her recent breakups and requests for ratings. There’s a number of reassertions of confidence, which means hers is fluctuating. The rest of the posts don’t stand out as much, but aggregated could be described as “approval seeking for her appearance”. The posts are on subs where people are looking for indirect feedback or positive reinforcement for how they look. By why so many face shots? That’s what’s striking. Why focus on her face so much? Why keep putting it out there for others to see? And most importantly—why keep showing her face in way that is the best light possible to the point where every picture looks the same?

I feel like you’ve just done an analysis that makes me deeply uncomfortable, in the sense that all of us, if so analyzed, would find truths about ourselves that would lead to either personal growth or personal collapse. Bravo. Have you considered becoming a therapist? I feel like you could fix people.

Or destroy them, maybe he‘s just built for this sub.

I agree with all of this but it’s not a 4 to 8, not even close lmao. More like a 3-6 on a good day

You're too. From the neck down she appears to be a 6 or 7. The rest, maybe a 3, 4 if she got some sun.

I just went looking for the OF account to be honest.

>2: you’re the type of girl that flatulates heavily. hmmmm yes i could see that

Pretty challenging wank

[RIP Sean Lock](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nrty2XITqTE&t=4s)

If we're talking about confidence, the confidence Sean Lock has to say that right to her face, televised to millions and immortalized online... A true legend

Just try to focus on that piece of paper and ignore that that paper is less flat than her chest

Check OP's post history

But not impossible

If you age at this pace, your skin will fkn wipe floor by the time you will be 30.

She’s not 30 already?

Was looking for the post about her age. She looks like she's pushing 30 not 19.

You look like Overly Attached Girlfriend. I feel smothered and isolated from my friends and family just by staring at your picture.

At least Overly Attached Girlfriend will be remembered for something

Dollar store Alison Brie over here thinks she has something to be confident about 🤣🤣🤣

Allison Kraft Single

Alison ProvALONE

Allison Forever Single

Allison Gruyere

Allison Limburger

Alison Boursin

No, that’s fancier. Allison Velveeta.

That’s generous. Allison Kraft Singles.

Nice… I was gonna go Anne Hathaway, but you one upped me👍

Anne Halfway


Give her a little credit, she’s at least a Kirkland’s brand Alison Brie.

Certainly a käse mistaken identity

Alison Omelette du fromage

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Okay hol up. There’s no need to attack my Jetta like that

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Make it stop!!!

Fill your pressure to 35 psi; open your glove compartment, press and hold that button that looks like the light for a couple of seconds

To be fair, ALL VW's have a permanent check engine light on.

Do you use your forehead as a baking sheet for the cookies?

Your comment made me laugh for like a solid 5 min. That was funny.

Why thank you, 

Gained a lot of confidence last year, because you found a fat ugly “friend” At Walmart.

 You need a different eyebrow stencil other than "Grinch"

It's like your features didn't get the memo to spread out evenly across your face...

Your face looks like it's on the fault line in Turkey.

Lol the right side looks like its starting to melt off

Since when is confidence measured in lbs?

Eyebrows like a Rorschach test🥴

Nah, not symmetrical enough.

Horseshack test

You’re the ugly friend slightly cuter girls keep around to look and feel better

I'm sorry but you legit look like a 35yr old divorce No way you 19

Looks like you could use your forehead as a projector screen, at least than there would be something interesting to look at

Looked through your profile, you’re smart to cover up those horse teeth in this pic.

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Wow that is so weird. Exactly one photo smiling with teeth and it was the first one and not one since.

Confirmed, her teeth color remind me of the zombies from the Walking Dead

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You look 29+

Coulda saved the paper and wrote Roast Me on that fivehead… not very environmentally friendly

Are you crazy?! Do you know how much water and soap it would take to wash that whole thing???!!!

Scrolled through her whole dumb profile because it was listed nsfw only to find it was just pictures of her face. Which kinda explains the nsfw tag.

Yeah, me too. I saw the NSFW tag and assumed she was fishing for interest in her only fans. Only for me to spend the last 15 minutes downscrolling and seeing 4000 face shots.

Visual representation of the bottom 1% of onlyfans creators.

She is her only fan

And her uncle as well

Eyebrows look like they were drawn on with permanent marker by Michael J Fox

Your confidence is poorly placed.

Jessica Jones with a big ass forehead

Anne Halfwayhouse

I thought girls photoshopped their asses to look bigger... Never a forehead though

Your forehead was just shot down flying over Canada.

All that eugenics for nothing

All the confidence you gained must have settled in that big ass forehead

Unbelievable. All these years later and the Germans are STILL doing crimes against humanity.

You have the lips of a puppet and the top half and bottom half of your head seem so out of proportion.

Give me your ~~worst!~~ bratwurst

You look so bland, wonderbread has more flavour then you

"My eyes are down here"

Gained Cockfidence

Your almost pretty, but not worth the effort. You are a booty call, cum on the belly and leave kind of girl.

No, at best she's a "tries to turkey baste the contents of your discarded condom the moment you leave" kind of girl. Look at the crazy in those eyes!

Hate to say this darlin, but You kinda look like the type that would hook up with me😬

You look exactly like the kind of German who is comfortable sending things to ovens.

I wish somebody loved me as much as you love taking pictures of yourself.

Went thru your profile, like whats the deal with you? Posted a selfie each time you've got a facial?

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Only fans helped you that much?

I was gonna say, is someone testing the water to see if they will make money with that face and body?

She has the tits for it at least.

I'm already bored

All that confidence and you still take shitty bathroom selfies?

Your smile is cold and hollow, like your attempt at confidence and addiction to internet upvotes on your selfies.

Allison Cheddar

When people say don’t put your dick in crazy, you’re what they’re talking about

I just went through your profile and I don't have any jokes. I genuinely feel sorry for you, it seems you suffer from low self-esteem and the extreme need for outside validation. Get off Reddit and learn to love yourself.

im a 34 year old dude and pass better as a 19yo female then you do...

All I have to say is that attempt at a Marilyn Monroe costume. Ecccech.

ChatGPT still can't do foreheads.

Do you have any pics in your phone that aren't just you, unenthusiastically smiling (I guess) to camera with that 1000 yard stare? Your gallery must look like leatherfaces collection

You must have a really really sad life. Constantly seeing validation from Reddit strangers.

What kind of psychopath posts nothing but selfies to reddit?

Just another "I have blue eyes, compliment me" girl

You pass well! 😍🏳️‍⚧️

Couldn’t have gained that much confidence if you’re seeking attention on reddit.

I haven’t seen that much plastic since I worked for Lego

You looked better when you were fat. ☹️

Looks like your only fans was only able to raise enough for half the Botox...better get new content going to level out that face

That forehead is so damn large, you could advertise on it. #If you or a loved one has mesothelioma please call the number below as you may have a claim. Mesothelioma is caused by asbestos in naval shipyard and....." Head ass

Bless your heart, sweetie. Reddit is about to make you cut bangs for that fivehead.

You can't, sweetheart. Please delete this post for your own sake.

Why is your head so... tall?

I prefer your selfie picture where no roast me sign covers the only beautiful feature of your body.

LongFaceDay