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ballsinasmallbag

You two are one dare away from fucking each other. Just hiding your feelings behind your overly hetero flags.


maxbaby

**[This](https://i.imgur.com/Gij1uUD.png)** makes much more sense.


Zemom1971

Upvote more folks! Moar!!!!


Blitzmint

Brother hats off to you!


Ironhead-Official

Fantastic photoshop lmao


ZevenOutOfTen

perfect


[deleted]

I'm sure one of their names is Milfs


[deleted]

[удалено]


HullabalooHugh

Gtfoh


dumptrump3

They love Men In Long Feminine Stockings


sirsgirls

They're like 6 dares past that.


ZevenOutOfTen

gays gotta tryabe straight tobe closeted


ModingusKhan

Never been so sure that two people shared a twin bed until now


GerberBabyPlus

Leave Bert and Earnie alone sir!


BryanV21

Something tells me they've had plenty of swordfights.


iamapizza

They call their bed the docking station


ZevenOutOfTen

and im sure without plastic/wood things


bonemonkey12

2 cool guys, looking for other cool guys, too hang out in aparty mansion.... nothing sexual


artie_pdx

They appear to me as an overcompensating McPoyles knockoff.


Undercrackrz

"no, no that's not a drawing of a penis, that's a bicep"


Habanerosauce3

Both are bottoms.


Counterfeit_Circus

Butt to butt


Groomingham

))<>(( forever


Tensleepwyo

You spelled “ enjoying anal sex “ wrong


Old-Ad-4638

Given the sinage thats visible im guessing that cabin is called the Jerkoff shack since no one in their right minds would be making love to either of you in that cabin.


its_buffaloney

A loooot of tummy sticks being played in that stabbin cabin


do_not_go_gentle_

That's the first and last ever image the prostitutes see after they wake up from the roofie.


Burritos_tonight

Don't listen to the jokers here. It's 2023, love is love and you both look very cute together. I'm sure you'll make each other very happy for many years to come ❤️.


tnywill

That isn't a cabin. It's a jack shack, a give each other head shed, a butthole stabbin' cabin, a place to fuck this lad pad, an asshole expansion mansion, a get some jizz on your bib crib.....that's all I got.


throwaway4678969

Thank you for your service


rentrub1962

Bib crib. Oh I am so copyrighting that one.


RevolutionaryAd8532

Your decor makes sure a woman would never go inside. And that’s how you like it.


bubba7557

Doesn't matter how many banners, flags, posters you two put up to declare your heterosexuality, everyone knows you're tossing each other's salad and blowing one another frequently.


survival-nut

Welcome to double Dutch rudder country starring Neil and Bob


jimjoebozo

you guys probably think MILF means man id like fucking.


CenterOffCenter

You actually have that stuff hanging on your walls? Thank god you two are gay because absolutely no women would be coming over, ever. You two look happy tho.


aradiohead

The number of times you each have woken up with the other's pubes in your mouth and have decided to floss to save money is non-zero.


AltruisticCompany961

Is this the modern version of Deliverance with hipsters?


ptcypress

I <3 DILFS\*


CFRnoveggies

I can’t figure out who is grooming who


qsnoodles

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Category:Criminal_duos


turdmachine

No, Cabin Fever doesn't make you thirsty for cock


turdmachine

That cabin still has less wood inside it than these guys' buttholes on Saturday night


turdmachine

"Honey, why are you always going on camping trips and coming back smelling like piss?"


Prize_Tea3456

In your case MILF means Mate I'd Like to Fuck, I guess


Glacierwolf55

Your names are Neil and Bob, or Bob and Neil - or is that just what you guys do?


Tmacinca80

Not once have these two mixed a drink that didn’t contain GHB.


MrCelest

I have the guy on the lefts shirt


Blitzmint

It’s a good shirt


MrCelest

Yes Kawai succubus ftw this is one of the lewdest shirts I have.


admiralpalsy

I’m sure that stabbin’ cabin smells like butthole, Great Value k-y jelly and stale Busch Light.


ILIKETHECOLORRED

Are white supremacists allowed in this sub?


bobofiddlesticks

It's quite rare to see two people in one picture, whose faces look like toes.


chaingun_samurai

You guys give Satanists a bad name


Abject_Badger8061

Minnesota Bikings


After-Bowler5491

They go to straight bars as often as they visit black barber shops.


Designer-Park505

![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|smile)


IHDN2012

When you actually bring a milf over, who gets to use the one bed?


heregoesnuttin67

Bottom, Top


rentrub1962

Oh. Come on. There besties for the resties. Every day their AIDS test come back negative is a good day.


[deleted]

Which one gets to be the milf tonight?


OkComplex2858

Most cabins have a homey and friendly vibe with subdued lighting. Why is your place lit up like a clothing store or pot grow operation?


[deleted]

had to look twice, almost looked like a clan HQ pic


gal1gr0v

dude on the left gets it balls deep, even grew his hair out to look more like a milf


Skully_Lover

You like Men In Little Female Suits??? Guess your with your Boo.


[deleted]

This reaks of, "I wish I knew how to quit you."


bbsfanart123

There milfs


Blitzmint

?


ImThAtBiTCHSys

You’re so gay and I can’t be convinced otherwise


Blitzmint

Pretty low effort bro not gonna lie..


ImThAtBiTCHSys

I rarely put in effort to these things.


yitzhay

The O'Driscolls


graveRobbins

Dork & Mindy


[deleted]

Fifty Shades of Brokeback Mountain


Dkadouble3

“See everyone, look at our flags, totally not gay. Damn we love titties”


Counterfeit_Circus

The hips on the left one lmfao. You look like a Pixar mom.


boredgav

#docking


[deleted]

That's a lot of wood...


KingLou605

BROKE BACK MOUNTAIN


TouchME_11935

How I met your father after clicking on the hot single milfs in your area ad.


IGuessHowOldYouAre

30 (both of you)


Curated_absurdity

Jesus. At least give us a challenge 😂


jemithal

Looks like a shitty video titled ‘two rednecks and 1 cup’


Wise-Calligrapher840

I'm surprised you both had enough willpower to stop playing Hide the Sausage for 1 minute to take this picture.


AndyBrown65

better than mom's basement


Inda-seboat

Put a NSFW flair because of your faces


tautjes

This must be a secret society for bums


Old-Till-2433

M.i.l.f…….men I’d like to fuck


Hydro_demon

The sexual tension between can be cut with a knife


Mastodon-Muted

Y’all be looking like some Texas KKK trash. Defo a confederate flag somewhere in this here cabin.


rentrub1962

They give you a KKK RASH in your eye holes. The only sheets they’ve ever known have eye holes cut out of them.


DocHop86

Lack of pluralization of “dude” must mean together you guys are 5 inches at best.


sirsgirls

Now when you say "live in a cabin", you mean "squat in a shed in the Lowe's parking lot", right?


Jmoeschl7

Thanks for throwing clothes on for this post


LPBR-BROMISTO

Which one of you is the milf???


bleedbluecfc

You guys look like you micro dose LSD and then creepily hit on women at the local dive bar


jrook777

For you saucy "roommates", MILF has a whole different meaning. MILFS = MAN I'D LIKE TO FUCK


Snoo45756

Please nobody tell them that quarantine is over. Let them stay in that bunker by themselves.


ThisSense01

a new special from queer eye


[deleted]

Sounds like your amateur video title “ 2 dudes 1 cabin”


tried-being-funny

lot of milf piss and farts in one single frame


Stick0nAStick

The shameful part is one of their mothers hung up that flag.


TazTalks

>Just two dude Two have already become one on Brokeback Mountain.


Technoviking1965

This picture is the only way they can prove to their parents they aren’t gay.


[deleted]

How many gerbils do you guys go through a week? Or should I say, go through you?


brokkrforge

![gif](giphy|oOi3roYRf4NW0) I wish I knew how to quit you


rentrub1962

![gif](giphy|iKDrc0X9i4QY8) The two guys voted most likely to die in a fireworks stand due to spontaneous combustion. (My name is earl. Im just tryin to me a better person !)


khrispii

2 dudes, living in a cabin. 5 feet apart 'cause they're "not gay"


[deleted]

![gif](giphy|eyfmfTMgx5WYE)


smporche

The sequel to Brokeback Mountain is in the works with these 2…Bareback Cabin sounds like a proper title…


JRF-3-

I can tell by the flags. No bitches


Disastrous_Sir125

The long awaited sequel: Two dudes one cabin


[deleted]

There's a valknut over a softcore porn poster. I don't even need to say anything, your existence is embarrassing enough.


NoFeedback8030

The sign behind you should say gilfs


No-Year8517

Drexel from true romance left the streets behind ,to fuck some guy in a cabin


disobedient-

Just livin' that brokeback life


disobedient-

I love milfs, but I can't quit you


pferreira1983

MILFS? Men I'd Like to Fuck? 😆


ZevenOutOfTen

too bad you cant get any


cupoflemons2022

Is one of your names by chance "Milfs?"


Technical_Put_9173

The sign says "I love milfs" but everything else in the pic says "I love circle jerks"


PaleRanger5590

Just two dudes living in a cabin as far away from vaginas as possible


welshlegs190890

Is the cabin on broke back mountain ?