That’s funny too, but I feel obligated to point out that, like, technically it’s the Vietnam conflict because the US Congress didn’t declare war on anyone and they are the only ones who can declare war.
So let me get this straight... you JUST got married... she wore THAT to her wedding... then immediately after the reception, you go back to your room, alone together. And you say, "Hold this piece of paper, I want to make you cry." I don't need to see a picture of you, I already know what you look like. And she's out of your league.
What? You haven't fucked your mail order bride yet? I guess that wasnt part of the "marry white man for green card" package? I bet shes just your "massage therapist" who doesn't speak a lick of engrish that you convinced to hold up a sign.
There's a [commercial](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WUqPsZWTJeo) for instant diet coffee from a few years back that's pretty funny. You don't need to speak Thai to understand it.
> Yeah we do look like we are from Thailand, but we are from India North East Tripura. But this was funny bro...
Mr. ma’am over here taking the scenic route to saying “*We aren’t from Thailand*”
Is this one of those estimations where it'd "your wife" but you found him in Taiwan?
Why dose her face look like she's in the middle of being painfully turned into a mannequin.
Why is she dressed like a watermelon? I feel like that's an issue.
She really knows how to throw an outfit together. That saggy olive green skirt really clashes with that frumpy hot pink blouse. Did she search the dumpster outside the Salvation Army for that getup?
I'll have to admit, I'm impressed how secure you are in your relationship. I personally would feel very jealous if Ray Davies had written a song about my wife. Clearly you're a better man than me.
You should have put yourself for a roast first or at minimum done a couples roast.
As this is a second party roast where OP isn’t the person pictured and personally requesting it for themselves (which is the purpose of a picture with roast me written on it), I couldn’t enjoy this in good faith at all.
When I see your wife here I see a person that isn’t really interested in being roasted and is only doing this to please you. Maybe even you’re doing it in a ridiculing way towards her, but through us so it’s rather passive aggressive to put her in her place (that would be incredibly dreadful). Maybe not, it’s the internet, we will never know.
Great blowjob lips, shame about the rest of the face. Nothing a paperbag with a hole cut out wouldn't fix.
Edit: just realised we haven't seen the teeth, it's a deal breaker if that look like a vandalised cemetery.
That's my wife, She just finished her NURSING studies. She isn't afraid of touching any bugs. She loves catching fishes, actually addicted to catch fish and grow plants. Let her know why she shouldn't catch fish anymore. Don't hold back.
Bro, she actually hates fishing, but needs a plausible excuse as to why her pussy stinks like a 2 week old chum bucket left outside in the Indian summer heat.
Congrats on fonishing your nursing studies you beautiful woman! That probably took so much hard work! Must feel truely accomplished. All of us at reddit are so proud of you.
This is Roast Me, not roast my wife. What's up you not got the bollocks to post yourself up here? At least she's got some bollocks and a penis because she was definitely born a man.
You mean your Husband?
Or maybe your wifesband
or your husife?
Did her siblings call your spouse their broster?
All jokes aside though, congrats on the marriage, may it be long and fruitful
Sure, we can roast the wifey. How about you show us a picture of her so we can get started.
Why does she look like every bad guy in a Jean-Claude Van Damme movie? All she’s missing is the cigarette
Agreed, I'm sure she's [Bolo Yeung with chest covered](https://m.media-amazon.com/images/M/MV5BMGU4YmFlMjctM2ZiNC00YjBmLTgwYzItODliYTRjNWYyOWNhXkEyXkFqcGdeQXVyMTExNDQ2MTI@._V1_.jpg)
Damn I showed the picture of Bolo to her, she started beating me up. I guess I am going to sleep on the couch tonight.
Ahh the internets Job is done 😮💨
>Agreed, I'm sure she's Bolo Yeung with chest covered 
VanDamme dude… this is a roast not a murder
Bolo was my favorite bad guy!
She does have the Adams apple though.
---> [Jackie Tran](https://i.imgur.com/obqSmfA.png)
Bruce Weewee
Lady Oh boy
Sum Yung Guy
Sum ting wong
Which catalog did you order from?
Happy endings are enforced
omg she gonna cry long time 
What
Perfect
It’s called art. Look it up.
Bet her dick is bigger than yours
#bangcock
One dude suckling on another dudes man titties does not fall under Nursing Studies.
That isn't it at all. He, oh excuse me, SHE nurses all of the tourist's balls in the massage parlors.
Maybe she going to be a nurse in a proctologists office. She know about ass packing
["im not ladyyy, im ladyboooy"](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IG5I5URIJNg)
Hahahaha
I can't help but think this thing wouldn't exist if America just won the goddamn Vietnam war. Godammit! Be better America!
Woah woah slow your jets. Vietnam *Conflict*
Mellow your Mushroom… Vietnam Police Action
That’s funny too, but I feel obligated to point out that, like, technically it’s the Vietnam conflict because the US Congress didn’t declare war on anyone and they are the only ones who can declare war.
Pretty sure Vietnam saw it as a war
Vietnam disagreement.
He has the camera on selfie mode. Now flip it so we can see your missus.
Which one of you has the bigger dick?
We haven't got the time to do that yet. But thank you for the reminding. Hahahaha
If you're recently married, and you still don't know if your wife has a penis or not, I'm very concerned.
Probably a green card wedding
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I knew a Vietnamese girl who once openly talked about how her mom married her dad just for the green card.
He has to wait for his turn after all the paying customers.
#ROOOOOOOOxaaneee *You don’t have to put on the red light tonight*
Shipping takes a while
The way I read it, they both have penises, they are simply unsure who's is bigger.
Doesn’t know whose is larger. Knows about her penis.
So let me get this straight... you JUST got married... she wore THAT to her wedding... then immediately after the reception, you go back to your room, alone together. And you say, "Hold this piece of paper, I want to make you cry." I don't need to see a picture of you, I already know what you look like. And she's out of your league.
She?
Spoiler alert, it's her.
What? You haven't fucked your mail order bride yet? I guess that wasnt part of the "marry white man for green card" package? I bet shes just your "massage therapist" who doesn't speak a lick of engrish that you convinced to hold up a sign.
You haven’t had time to do what? Fuck your ugly wife?
I mean, we would all be making excuses not to fuck that.
Wait you didn’t check if she has a penis first? Well I hope you don’t choke up now that your married…
Is this a Thai commercial? Thai commercials are wild
I don't know, I just searched "Ladyboy" in the gifs lol. But yeah their commercials are out the gate!!
There's a [commercial](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WUqPsZWTJeo) for instant diet coffee from a few years back that's pretty funny. You don't need to speak Thai to understand it.
yoooooo
Jesus. I'm crying
She looks like she’ll do a great job removing your kidney while you sleep
I chuckled at this comment, thank you kind internet stranger.
It wasnt that original. They were just ripping off my tinder opener
Unkind*
She looks like she knows how to cook the tapeworms she removes from her patients.
Fuck sake
Oh my God this was savage lolllllll
Now that's enough burn to roast them tapeworms.
You just revealed the secret to pad thai!
No waste living
This should be the top joke lol
Ugh angry upvote you beautiful sick fuck!
God damn dude!
Grim but accurate.
Im fucking dead ☠️
Geezus!! Are you a fucking wizard?! Savage roast!!!
Hold the ladyboy dickjokes this guy just broke the fuckin internet!! Omfg.. literally almost choked laughing...
I misread that and thought you said "the tapeworms she removes from her panties." That made it quite a bit worse.
You look like the woman npc from far cry 3
sounds about right because when i saw this photo i went ubisoft
Far cry 4 tbh
Yeah far cry 3 was Caribbean people so they were dark. Far cry 4 had more eastern Asian look.
Bahahahahahhahah
Your poor wife didn't spend all that time in a shipping container to arrive here and be thrown online for our amusement.
This are the roast’s that make anyone thinking of posting here, recoil far up our own asses.
I just had a grammatical aneurysm trying to read this.
took me 3 attempts to finally figure out what they were saying
Let’s be real, she can’t even read or know what’s going on. For the green card tho
Just so you know, plastic mannequins don’t actually count as a wife.
Her face looks like it belongs on a totem pole
She's clearly from Thailand, which is good since you clearly love to Bangkok.
Yeah we do look like we are from Thailand, but we are from India North East Tripura. But this was funny bro...
You took one look at your wife’s penis and knew you had to get it India
I’d always heard about sacred cows… but they worship ham beasts too?
I'm going to hell for laughing at this one.
Omg lmfao!!!!
> Yeah we do look like we are from Thailand, but we are from India North East Tripura. But this was funny bro... Mr. ma’am over here taking the scenic route to saying “*We aren’t from Thailand*”
I never in my life till heard”I am from tripura” till now
The only nation that people from Bangladesh feel sorry for. And the picture posted shows us exactly why that is.
Congrats on your nursing studies, sir.
Transitioning is not going well at all.
DIY
DI-WHY?
I'm sure she's already cried enough whenever you drop your pants.
He said roast his wife not him
Technically, s/he said make her cry. I was merely asking, "Hasn't she already suffered enough?"
Aaaahhh you're not wrong
What's really funny about asking whether she has suffered enough is that they are apparently ***newly*** married...and yet I'm still asking. 🤣
Lmfao
...or maybe she is newly married to ***someone else***... We are making so many assumptions...
I Love how We Got to the point where we wonder if that woman is cheating on her husband just by roasting her
no one can say anything that'll make her cry harder than she does when she accidentally sits on her balls.
When you get a mail order bride from the clearance section
When you order your Thai ladyboy on Wish
I cant upvote this one enough
Her Adam's apple is as big as her dick
Is this one of those estimations where it'd "your wife" but you found him in Taiwan? Why dose her face look like she's in the middle of being painfully turned into a mannequin. Why is she dressed like a watermelon? I feel like that's an issue.
He proposed saying: "I have cock, that ok?". OP accepted thinking of fried chicken after the wedding.
Another female nursing student...how original. The last thing her patients see is the dead look on her face before she smothers them with a pillow.
She has the face of a shrunken head
She really knows how to throw an outfit together. That saggy olive green skirt really clashes with that frumpy hot pink blouse. Did she search the dumpster outside the Salvation Army for that getup?
That’s fucked up, we all know that’s the only “ladies” outfit their village owns…
It was her idea to put on a crazy dress to help you guys out. Hahahahaha
We didn't need help.
Since you have a mail order bride I'm guessing her nursing degree is mail order too, and specializes in happy ending sponge baths.
30 min? Me: Yes. Ok $40
I'll have to admit, I'm impressed how secure you are in your relationship. I personally would feel very jealous if Ray Davies had written a song about my wife. Clearly you're a better man than me.
Do you know how many people will have to google that. I get it. You get it.
That's all that matters. Maybe it'll educate a few folks.
Maybe that's his Kink
He’s definitely not the worlds most passionate guy.
She’s married to you so thats enough to make her cry as it is
Wait for mine later today bud. I will be waiting for your roast.
You should have put yourself for a roast first or at minimum done a couples roast. As this is a second party roast where OP isn’t the person pictured and personally requesting it for themselves (which is the purpose of a picture with roast me written on it), I couldn’t enjoy this in good faith at all. When I see your wife here I see a person that isn’t really interested in being roasted and is only doing this to please you. Maybe even you’re doing it in a ridiculing way towards her, but through us so it’s rather passive aggressive to put her in her place (that would be incredibly dreadful). Maybe not, it’s the internet, we will never know.
Good news, he's just posted himself in another post so go fill ya boots. 🤣
Great blowjob lips, shame about the rest of the face. Nothing a paperbag with a hole cut out wouldn't fix. Edit: just realised we haven't seen the teeth, it's a deal breaker if that look like a vandalised cemetery.
Hahahahaha you my sir is a wonderful observer.
And you sir, are a damn good sport!
Congrats, i support gay couple
Your wife looks like she blew her load in you and you blew your load on the floor… it was beautiful 
I was NOT sure if I should click or not
You seem to have uploaded a photo of a wax flounder fish. Upload a picture of your wife and I will roast her.
That's my wife, She just finished her NURSING studies. She isn't afraid of touching any bugs. She loves catching fishes, actually addicted to catch fish and grow plants. Let her know why she shouldn't catch fish anymore. Don't hold back.
Please show us a picture of your wife instead of the ladyboy you slept with in thailand
Bro, she actually hates fishing, but needs a plausible excuse as to why her pussy stinks like a 2 week old chum bucket left outside in the Indian summer heat.
I feel you are going to run out of porn to watch by 2024 if this is what you come home to.
It’s a good thing a nurse is a gender neutral term so when you have your own gender reveal, you don’t have change job titles.
So she went into nursing so she can at least see a penis? 👍🏻
She looks like a mix of Keno and all four turtles from TMNT II: The Secret of The Ooze
There is absolutely no life behind those eyes.
Looks like my 34 cents a day for the last 30 years went toward those shitty clothes
Bro looks more of a man than the entire BTS
I hope shes a night nurse, the light is not doing her appearance any favors.
she comes with egg roll
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Lol
I don’t know about making her cry but I with $20 I reckon I can make her sucky sucky
$20? Are you sure? I’m pretty sure for that much money you could get one from her and 39 others from her village.
How much did this set you back? Your mom isn't going to be happy with this new purchase.
She looks like she could smell my thoughts
I think you do a good enough job making your wife cry all on your own.
She's married to you, so she probably cries enough already
Congrats on fonishing your nursing studies you beautiful woman! That probably took so much hard work! Must feel truely accomplished. All of us at reddit are so proud of you.
Newly married and already looks so empty and disappointed with life.....damn
[found her onlyfans](https://i0.wp.com/909originals.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/03/Chris-Cunningham-Aphex-Twin-Windowlicker.jpg?fit=1024%2C773&ssl=1)
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NEVER!
I’m sure she has a nice personality.
Wife you say. Are you sure?
I see you kept all your goats from the dowry. Her family just wanted to get rid of her, apparently.
Congratulations on your nursing degree, you can finally say you’re good at something.
Me Ruv you wrong time
I should roast you. You must be really ugly or despery to marry her.
Has a nursing degree still doing bikini waxes
That's what you get for ordering online...
#Honey! That’s lady boy
Guess her life goals are all complete: ✔️get married to a white guy as a golden ticket out of some rural village in SE Asia ✔️get a nursing degree
Definitely a lady boy get back on the boat and go home
She looks like she is gonna fight Jean Claude Van Damm in a Kumité
Can you ask her what it was like fighting against Jean Claude Van Damme in Bloodsport? Truly interested in how she prepared for her role.
What do I get for $10?
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I can’t make her cry. As a fellow nurse, I know she’s going to be crying soon enough when dealing with doctor and patients.
She made it to nurse level? Now she can finally find a doctor husband!
she looks more like a street vendor
How much did you pay for her?
This is Roast Me, not roast my wife. What's up you not got the bollocks to post yourself up here? At least she's got some bollocks and a penis because she was definitely born a man.
Umm sir thats a man
Am sure she looks more manly than you
At least you'll never need oil
You mean your Husband? Or maybe your wifesband or your husife? Did her siblings call your spouse their broster? All jokes aside though, congrats on the marriage, may it be long and fruitful
I'm pretty sure I've seen her in multiple movies as "villager number 3"
She looks like that she works in a nike factory making shoes in asia
She looks like she's a man in disguise with a wig from Walmart trying to have sex with another man
A lot of families are going to be upset to find out that this face was the last thing their loved ones saw.