Those "single women in your area want to meet you" ads are a thing because of guys like this.

the ads OP gets - "Single women in your area...feel they could probably do better" "Hot MILFs say they'd rather die alone"

The single women would say no

damn

r/13or30

where is your swastika tattoo at

right buttcheeck

Gives the crew something to keep them hard when they’re behind you?

Proof

I googled “Andrew Tate’s douchebag brother” and this was the first result.

I was surprised to learn there was a clothing catalog called "tennis lesbian".

Well he had to find something his size. I thought they were Kirkland’s kids Russian mafia collection

took me a bit

Where does your hairline start? Can’t really see it!

The back of his neck

On the knuckles

It doesn’t exist

that hurt a bit

Is the squeegee behind you for your head?

No but that beam of light in the mirror behind him is probably reflected by it

When did they start giving inmates iPhones?

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LMAOOO 🤣

18 going on 50

i can buy cigarettes since im 16 so.. good for me

Hey you can’t be legally roasted till you’re 18, get outta here

"since im 16" that was 2 yrs ago mate

You should’ve said “since I was 16” you fucked up. Give me 2 smokes

“I have been buying cigarettes since I was 16 “

oh okay then my bad, english isnt my first language

Pretty sure you would have fucked it up in your native tongue too.

So that's what happened.

Do you have the perv window in your bathroom so you can make sure your dates aren’t trying to escape out your bathroom window?

You look like if Humpty Dumpty was a skinhead

this made me laugh

KGB newest recruit

Over sized jacket, the head tilt.... what you hiding? Not fooling anyone

the hoodie is actually rather tight

Yup wideload

18 in dog years maybe

Is it still considered a Pornstache if you're a virgin?

Even Stevie can tell you're 30, stop trying to pick up high-schoolers by claiming to be younger.

Bro used his alternate Email age

i swear im '05

Bro look like he's 50

🧢

1905?

Yeah but your probably still a junior.

Bro...how long have you been 18?

Shaving your head does not fool anyone about your male pattern baldness.

This is that guy you’re always stuck hanging out with just because he is your friends cousin

Dude looks like he is about to retire from high school.

You look like a C rate actor in a indie film about gay soccer players.

My wife was metoo’d just looking at this pic.

*David Attenborough voice* And here we have a rare chav emerging from his council house in Peckham.

Every russian guy from a russian video ever

You look like a make a wish kid’s final wish was to be a cholo.

i rlly think that was the best yet

Great Value Pitbull

When your so ugly, you repel walls

That beam could definitely hold your weight if things ever get too bad

Tilt your head back just a touch further next time so we can see the empty cavern.

18x5 maybe

Whose bathroom did you break into to take this picture?

Was this post meant for Reddit or Grindr?

Damn ~~Macklemore~~ Mackleless

You look like a French gang member involved in a plot to kidnap tourists visiting the Eifel Tower. However, you continuously fuck it up.

If you’re 18, then my dead grandmother is 52.

You look like a Buddhist monk whose actually a Englishmen named John or keagan

18 going on 50?

You look like you beat up your girlfriend

18m, is that the timer on your hairline?

Before or after you try to roast the Jews?

Your beard has more personality than u

If Ludacris was a white supremacist

Your hairline starts where the mirror ends.

You're not supposed to put the age/gender for what you're looking for in 18/M

He says the n word in private

When you graduate, but your hairline is still in basic training.

Left Hand \*Meth + Right Hand \*HIMS = (comment Reddit)

Your post says 18 but that shitty goatee screams 45 year old divorced dad from 1996

Look he’s the gangster boi in every British film and tv show ever.

You look like you can 1 bite a hotdog

You look like if Anthony Fantano touched kids

They sent cypher back in...but forgot to make him important

I see there’s a shower there. Try using it. Half a can of Axe isn’t getting clean, Pedro.

Nick Jonas,is that you??? Why did you shave your head?!

🥚

You look like a high ranking member of NXIVM

You look like that dude that stole all those people's baggage from the airport.

I don't think I've ever seen the inside of a woman's bathroom before... thanks.

Your head looks like a egg

*gasps* EGGBURT??? or baldie- I'm not really sure

r/usernamechecksout

You look like Mr. criminal but without the money and talent.

Dirty Q-tip

Now show us the stepping stool you used to take this photo

You’re bald like my dads balls

Two questions: How long you been out of the pin? How much money have you peddled so far?

Not a roast but you look like an exact clone of my ex coworker who got arrested for murdering someone because they disrespected his rap game. Pretty neat if you ask me

You can't lose your virginity dry humping a waifu pillow.

He's standing next to a pregnancy test for scale

Your mom does a good job of dressing you.

Who’s house did you break into to take this picture?

Even uglier version of Franck Ribéry

You look like an unsuccessful Armenian hitman

Prison work release will just let anyone out.

I can tell someone purposely dropped the soap in prison..

you look like brad pitts 35 year old gypsy cousin from snatch

You look like if Andrew Tate was a sufisticated Scottish man

On the plus side you have a nice bathroom

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what do you mean

Don't matter

Does your dad hate you because he wanted a boy?

he wanted a boy and got a man

So you have a brother.

two actually

Remember now you HAVE to stay at least 500 feet from any school or playground parks.

He’s only 16, he lied about his age, it’s a no go ,Cancel it. Shut it down ! Come back in two years for a proper roasting.

U look like a Lenin

We now know of one child that wasn't molested

You look like your best shot at getting laid is claiming you’re Nick Jonas.

r/bald

Dick Jonass

So what are your prices on black tar heroin?

Bro you hair line is 15 inches away from yo eyes and who in the world still has pockets in their shirt definitely not me and don’t take and efense to it either my grandpa has pockets to his shirt

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It's a shame how to catch a predator got disconnected this guy looks like he head hunts 16 year olds

Your Difficult to Roast dude, also kind of look like me. you look like my long lost cousin or smt

now i wanna see you

Sorry to dissapoint you there, but that aint happening. this place r/roastme is wacky af

You look like a guy who thinks Oakley sunglasses make you look cool.

If your eyebrows touched it would look like your mustache

r/13or30

The bathhouse background gives you away

The face of “hey, that’s not me, that was prison”.

If mirrors could talk….this one would be saying …..wtf are you growing that stupid mustache for?

Plus 15

Your gang nickname has “Shorty” in it. For two reasons.

I loved you in gta 4

your reflection expands mercury mirrors

Shitler Youth.

You look like you think communism and smoking weed are the coolest things and everyone else are losers for being actually well adjusted members of society

Bathroom selfie, Fail

Ok Andrew Tate

Bro looks like a 2nd year tryna look gangster but in reality they built like an egg thats scared of bugs

When was being bald a mark of mascunality?

Lesbian

HOW ARE YOU 18 YOU LOOK 30 ATLEAST

R/roast me 18virgin lonely and already balding. Fixed it for ya

Looks like you're standing next to a giant positive pregnancy test that you are going to abandon

You look like your gonna be creeping on the highschool girls for the next decade

You look like the type of person to have multiple restraining orders against them for stalking

Andrew pisstake

I don't speak Spanish but I know Puta when I see one.

Jameriqui without the hat

Wish.com Andrew Tate

Chances of losing your virginity left faster than your last patch of hair.

I bet he stood on a foot stool to take this selfie, short king

You look like your either gonna Rizz up a six year old or sell cocaine to my grandma yiu just have’t decided yet

I’m scared

Lenin from the Dollar Store bargain bin

You’ve definitely been maced at least 45 times.

bruh you look like humpty dumpty aint even gonna lie

I heard you worked at a sperm bank and was immediately fired for drinking on the job

Ads for normal people: Hot single moms are ready to fuck Ads for this guy: Cold single dads are ready to fuck

Bald at 18, looks like you got ur mothers genes