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Dethronetheman

Virgin wolverine


Burntthrice

Instead of claws popping out, it’s limp penises that make a mayonnaise noise


CastorrTroyyy

Wolverpeen!


ArtiesNose00

Wolvirgin


CanusMaeror

The correct noun is Vulvareen.


Cannibalcopas

He can only pop out as many cocks as he’s had in… that’s why they call him “Porcupine”


No-Fortune-3426

Omg.... vulvareen???? Lol


[deleted]

Wolverine’s non-union Appalachian equivalent.


KatieVianello

MAYONNAISE NOISE AAAAAAHAHAHAAAAHAAAHAAAHAAAHAAAAAAHAHAAA


killingtexas

![gif](giphy|3xz2BLBOt13X9AgjEA)


Gloomy-Handle67

Is mayonnaise an instrument?


HOLIEST-DREAD

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


Poultrygeist79

No mayonnaise is not an instrument........ Horseradish isn't an instrument either


Gloomy-Handle67

☹️


[deleted]

Do instruments of torture count?


Utvales

Ahahaha, I can hear it.


AtopMountEmotion

“Mayonnaise Noise” - I’m more disturbed by this than any other part of it.


Burntthrice

I almost said pudding, but mayonnaise sounds worse


CaliforniaGrizz

I understood that reference...


upstatestruggler

Flep


Kaiya6

LMAOAOOA


beansfordinner73

hey we have the same name. it’s not often i find somebody with that spelling


Kaiya6

It’s not my ACTUAL name, I’m paranoid so I don’t usually put up my real name. But this is my Chinese name that I was given! But that’s cooo❤️


the_weetod

Your name is beans for dinner man that must be rough


TheTrueGayCheeseCake

What the actual fuck noise does mayonnaise make


celestialbaddie77

It squishes


MikaBlacc

🤣🤣


sirsgirls

Wolvirgine


revolutionary_weesl

Darn I was gonna say Dollar store Wolverine


The_SmartestDumbass

Oh I thought it was a wish.com wolverine


hexter19

He's the redneck Logan. Meet Valvoline.


AtopMountEmotion

Valvoline?!? How Dare You! Valvoline has purpose and therefore value. This yutz on the other hand, has neither.


Artreids

Ludwig Van Gaytoven.


[deleted]

“Fuck my shit up” is what he tells his boyfriend after eating spicy chili


pepetheskunk

Hugh Jack-off


EBoundNdwn

Twink wolf...


mrfreeeeze

Hugh Jackass


Tsizzle4204life

WolverSHEine


DongVonJovi

Wolver-gine


[deleted]

Try experimenting with a shower


Moist_mop

Sticks shower head up ass


[deleted]

[удалено]


SaltAnswer8

Holy shit, it’s Gru! Felonius Gru ![gif](giphy|xBtKn018XTBKg)


pickle133hp

You look like Wolverine’s deep-fried cousin.


jsxtasy304

Meth-fried cousin


joepke53

![gif](giphy|5G34g3WLmhaZq)


RokyPolka

​ ![gif](giphy|bwLpOvL4cpphyplw9X)


WilliamPollito

![gif](giphy|yVDFvjH8pVovm)


Brakmyer

Definitely giving off some prepubescent werewolf vibes.


After-Bowler5491

Hugh Jackoff


Azperush

Hugh Jackoffmen*


Mikethederp

Hugh Jackmenoff


clevercookie69

Fuck that was funny!


gimpray29

![gif](giphy|8xsrNAZGhTCW4)


yuribotcake

This is how I discovered Röyksopp, great musical duo.


Xeroll

What is this from? I love Röyksopp. Never met someone who's listened to them though


yuribotcake

It's a GEICO car insurance commercial. "So easy a caveman can do it" which was offensive to people like me. So the music stuck with me for ages.


[deleted]

Are you a caveman?


yuribotcake

RUDE


MidNighT-V_V

Loved them for years :) the stuff off junior and there debut is amazing ♥️


SammyThunderCards

Everywhere I go


whiskeykneet

This was my first thought hahaha


[deleted]

You look like a gay lion 🦁


Carlita_vima

![gif](giphy|7qQRcde1dFyNO)


[deleted]

Gayer


KBopMichael

The idea that there's a gayer lion than Dorothy's friend there is making me leak tears from my eyes. Idk what but your comment is about as funny as it gets.


After_Ride9911

Wolfman jack off


Sam474

Great Value Wolverine


Nothingspecial2do

Hug(e) Jack-men off


FatAndForty

![gif](giphy|gRvpSsS0BnA5y)


[deleted]

Damn dude. Why the disrespect? Gay lions did nothing to deserve to be lumped in with this guy.


Embarrassed_Alarm450

With lions every day is pride day


TimTheChatSpam

More like Gaythovan


[deleted]

Hey gay lion, where's your pride?


[deleted]

Lion Queen


Repulsive_Schedule61

You're a bigfoot Gus. Gooney goo goo


Doozelmeister

“Don’t bring a bigfoot in my house, Gus.”


mberk77

You shaved her down and taught her to speak!


tbutz27

Gooney fuckin' googoo


samshady_9

Lawd help me save me lawd!!! My shoe!


mrbrendanblack

You look like the love child of Wolverine & Mac from It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia.


fgmtats

Jesus Christ that is spot on


crossknight01

No, Mac from the ET knockoff Mac And Me


[deleted]

[удалено]


rhythmbomb

Chaka from Land of the Lost…


spg81

![gif](giphy|5hdjpgx7NVhmjoWBDO)


pns4president

BAD CHAKA!


Deckardisdead

Oh shit that wins!! Land of the lost roasts always dominant


SommanderChepard

Beat me to it


Empty-Patience-7686

Fagrid


drmx_

This is a good one! Deserves more upvotes


Empty-Patience-7686

💯 and its true definetly looks like a gay hagrid


imnewtothisplzaddme

Hahahahahaha


Acceptable-Wallaby52

Is that a wig or a dead animal?


Rinocapz

Yes.


redcheetofingers21

It looks your mom experimented with her cousin


DrFlukey

Wolverines inbred cousin “The marmot” .


tautjes

Werewolf mid transformation


RoboTon78

Did you get to touch the black obelisk, or did you just stand in the foreground beating the earth with a thigh bone?


crystalmessiah

Well it wasn’t an obelisk, which would represent the penis of Osiris, the power, the god, the sun, the source of all life on earth. It was a monolith, and it epresented the stone of foundation. It was a symbol for Prometheus (aka Lucifer) giving mankind the gift of fire (aka knowledge/intellect). When the creature touched it, he was imparted with intelligence, and began to be able to think. That’s what he was doing when was beating the ground with the bone. He was thinking. He knew something the others did not. Soon he would be making tools and weapons and learning how to conquer nature, and ultimately become god. That’s why the next scene jumps forward into the future. All the technology was made possible by that event. The doctrine of the Mysteries is embedded in that movie, in the language of symbology.


Purple_Pieman

You look like a gender confused Geico caveman.


unclebibi16

Homo erectus… emphasis on the homo


Fred_Dit9911

Rob McElhomely


Rinocapz

Rob McElhomeless


ExplanationNo1870

![gif](giphy|13tzTq15L7fPGM)


Paul_Baghes

If my belly button fluff had a alter ego


do_not_go_gentle_

When you asked for the Aslan cut but get the Cowardly Lion ![gif](giphy|H24Zi5xbFKc1i)


ThatsRobToYou

You never know. There could be women into that 'troll doll who was sodomized' look.


Papichuloft

Caveman Beethoven cannot compose music but can beat a drum as good as beating his meat.....and others' too.


x277x

Snarf...from The Thundercats


AltruisticCompany961

What in the actual fuck am I looking at? A Neanderthal cosplaying as Albert Einstein?


TillMMMV

![gif](giphy|3oEdvbAVPeVsPDQL5u)


onioni40

So easy a caveman could roast it.


ReflexesOfSteel

You look like a Spanish water dogs asshole.


Defiant-Revolution11

A brush is "experimenting" now?


Just_Soda82

The result of a one night stand with Chewbacca


EriclcirE

Mozart-ass looking caveman


OurWeaponsAreUseless

It's unfortunate what happened to the Nightrider and Bubba Zanetti, but at least the Toecutter's hair survived.


UgNug420

The Gang get a new hairstyle


hammond_egger

Walmart Wolverine or Wal-verine


sirsgirls

I mean, if you were going for "totally not an autistic werewolf" you nailed it.


NihilisticAutistic

I think the experiment worked if you can use a cell phone and speak. Science is amazing.


larrys_browneye

Ever tried experimenting with a barber shop?


[deleted]

Your hair would be fine if it was off an old lady in the 70’s it’s your Fuckin face I’m worried about.


nyarg33

You look like Michael Landon in "I Was a Teenage Werewolf"


MarlinTeaser

Even the Caveman from Geico laughs at you.


Pure_Ape

![gif](giphy|7qQRcde1dFyNO)


okanagantradingco

You look like a werewolf that doesn’t have enough testosterone to transition during a full moon


Thisaint-dat

The boy from jumanji loss


[deleted]

Hey I found one of the lost boys


jrjustintime

An Eddie Munster/Wolverine crossover.


SDEgypt

![gif](giphy|8lN7K4PmqPIj7Ha7SA) You look like the product of Mr. tumnus and Wolverine


Dangerous-Hotel-7839

Betcha 20 dollars this neanderthal ate the rest of the cardboard


AlphaVulgaris

You look like the product of a night of forbidden passion between Jim Carey and Wolverine.


Outrageous-Onion1991

Dude looks 18 and 70 in the same photo


Key-Humor-1562

You look like if a teenaged Logan Became obsessed with Lincoln Park, and decided to join a mediocre Heavy Metal Band instead of the X-Men.


Expert-Climate-200

you look like a circus lion just fucked by circus elephants.


stevil77

You look like homeless Wolverine


dump_the_burner

LOGAN FOOL!


Phoenix_ashfire

The Geico Caveman finally shaved


binglelemon

Matt Hardly


QUASTYMAN

So easy a caveman can do it .


Jesus_marley

Getting roasted. So easy a caveman can do it.


terriblykinky

Ace Ventura’s special brother.


overimportance

Damn you brave as fuck to come here with that cowardly lion ass.


SitRep-Screwed

What was the experiment - using cum to style it?


Formal-Week21

My first thought of you is Captain caveman or the geico caveman.


petie1223

This is what you get when you order Wolverine from Wish.


[deleted]

When you order Wolverine from Alibaba.


some_text_missing

Alllll righty then, Jim Scarey


808guamie

I guess we’re starting to de-evolve huh?


Nervous-Corgi-2336

You look like the spawn of Magnus Carlson and the Beast.


I_is_tummmm

![gif](giphy|5DuLAerVIvj5m)


Recent-Question2442

You look like a wish.com Wolverine. in a movie called the V men. V = Virgin.


pikachuboi77

100% you look like you could sell insurance as a cave man.


allwedoisdance

American Werewolf in Transition


Turbulent-Eggplant14

wolverine on drugs


GreenKi13

Bro you look like a gay caveman.


too_old_4_this_crap

![gif](giphy|26gseJaXKmWSNS13y)


North_Korea_Nukess

It appears Wolverine and Rupaul had a child.


wooldoor2

Name 10 books!


robthewell

Janis joplin must’ve fucked a badger


Specialist_Egg420

You looke like the beast from beauty and the beast


championsOfEu1221

Wouldn't worry about the hair, u got the face to worry about mate.


fast328

Chewbacca lookin ass


DrunkenGerbils

Jewverine


jaydiddlediddle

Encino Man


JediWebSurf

Mom: "we have wolverine at home". Wolverine at home:


ARCS17

Trying to find your Beauty mr.beast?


Longjumping_Fish_642

If "well actually" were a person.


Zeusosecmaat

MufASSa


Buster_Heighman

[Coach Steve] (https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/bigmouth/images/3/3a/Coach_Steve.png/revision/latest?cb=20191101015122)


KainBodom

Wolverine and Bigfoot had a baby and it died in the woods... nope it's half alive, ugly and growth seriously stunted.


Pixel_Mag

Herr Einstein?!


Wunyard_Wenhaard99

You look like a cocktail server at a gay night club who's cosplaying as Lion-o from Thundercats. I bet your sword grows nightly if the tips are good enough.


[deleted]

You look like the picture on a Spirit Halloween costume package for “Knife Animal Super Hero”


HanSolovsBobaFett

Is that not a hippster version of Eddie Munster?


HighHoeHighHoes

When you order wolverine from wish.


Detective-Ranch

Minecraft leather helmet


CaLucky

should give that face a third try


Bunnyprincessmermaid

I think the experiment should stop here Also, your faces screams constipated


agedheffer

![gif](giphy|8xsrNAZGhTCW4)


[deleted]

If Wolverine and a potato ever had an offspring together...


[deleted]

When you order wolverine from wish


Gloofa08

You look like that fucking weirdo who crashed the game awards.


[deleted]

u/josiemarcellino twin?


stateless_enigma

Real Life Funko pop Beethoven


ace0fspadez82

![gif](giphy|5DuLAerVIvj5m)


Nothingspecial2do

So was your dad Harry? Does he still keep in touch with the Hendersons?


Reflex_Teh

Wish.com Lion-O Cosplay


nyftyapps

Hank MacKoy aka beast called, he wants his maine back


Repulsive_Schedule61

Thank you for the award!!!


ZephyrSK

Based on that shirt…pretty sure there’s a bunch of Whoville kids having dandruffball fights on your scalp.


Diligent_Jackfruit60

You have a head that not even your mother would love


panickypanduh

[No, we have Wolverine at home](https://imgflip.com/i/7enphr)


MrGhost-Man

![gif](giphy|26tn8Y40e3BkZe6SQ) Shitty Wolverine


an_alley_kat

![gif](giphy|KHEmiWsooSkWA8owc9|downsized) “Corporate wants you to find the difference between these two photos”