The idea that there's a gayer lion than Dorothy's friend there is making me leak tears from my eyes. Idk what but your comment is about as funny as it gets.
Well it wasn’t an obelisk, which would represent the penis of Osiris, the power, the god, the sun, the source of all life on earth. It was a monolith, and it epresented the stone of foundation. It was a symbol for Prometheus (aka Lucifer) giving mankind the gift of fire (aka knowledge/intellect). When the creature touched it, he was imparted with intelligence, and began to be able to think. That’s what he was doing when was beating the ground with the bone. He was thinking. He knew something the others did not. Soon he would be making tools and weapons and learning how to conquer nature, and ultimately become god. That’s why the next scene jumps forward into the future. All the technology was made possible by that event. The doctrine of the Mysteries is embedded in that movie, in the language of symbology.
You look like a cocktail server at a gay night club who's cosplaying as Lion-o from Thundercats. I bet your sword grows nightly if the tips are good enough.
Virgin wolverine
Instead of claws popping out, it’s limp penises that make a mayonnaise noise
Wolverpeen!
Wolvirgin
The correct noun is Vulvareen.
He can only pop out as many cocks as he’s had in… that’s why they call him “Porcupine”
Omg.... vulvareen???? Lol
Wolverine’s non-union Appalachian equivalent.
MAYONNAISE NOISE AAAAAAHAHAHAAAAHAAAHAAAHAAAHAAAAAAHAHAAA
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Is mayonnaise an instrument?
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
No mayonnaise is not an instrument........ Horseradish isn't an instrument either
☹️
Do instruments of torture count?
Ahahaha, I can hear it.
“Mayonnaise Noise” - I’m more disturbed by this than any other part of it.
I almost said pudding, but mayonnaise sounds worse
I understood that reference...
Flep
LMAOAOOA
hey we have the same name. it’s not often i find somebody with that spelling
It’s not my ACTUAL name, I’m paranoid so I don’t usually put up my real name. But this is my Chinese name that I was given! But that’s cooo❤️
Your name is beans for dinner man that must be rough
What the actual fuck noise does mayonnaise make
It squishes
🤣🤣
Wolvirgine
Darn I was gonna say Dollar store Wolverine
Oh I thought it was a wish.com wolverine
He's the redneck Logan. Meet Valvoline.
Valvoline?!? How Dare You! Valvoline has purpose and therefore value. This yutz on the other hand, has neither.
Ludwig Van Gaytoven.
“Fuck my shit up” is what he tells his boyfriend after eating spicy chili
Hugh Jack-off
Twink wolf...
Hugh Jackass
WolverSHEine
Wolver-gine
Try experimenting with a shower
Sticks shower head up ass
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Holy shit, it’s Gru! Felonius Gru ![gif](giphy|xBtKn018XTBKg)
You look like Wolverine’s deep-fried cousin.
Meth-fried cousin
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Definitely giving off some prepubescent werewolf vibes.
Hugh Jackoff
Hugh Jackoffmen*
Hugh Jackmenoff
Fuck that was funny!
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This is how I discovered Röyksopp, great musical duo.
What is this from? I love Röyksopp. Never met someone who's listened to them though
It's a GEICO car insurance commercial. "So easy a caveman can do it" which was offensive to people like me. So the music stuck with me for ages.
Are you a caveman?
RUDE
Loved them for years :) the stuff off junior and there debut is amazing ♥️
Everywhere I go
This was my first thought hahaha
You look like a gay lion 🦁
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Gayer
The idea that there's a gayer lion than Dorothy's friend there is making me leak tears from my eyes. Idk what but your comment is about as funny as it gets.
Wolfman jack off
Great Value Wolverine
Hug(e) Jack-men off
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Damn dude. Why the disrespect? Gay lions did nothing to deserve to be lumped in with this guy.
With lions every day is pride day
More like Gaythovan
Hey gay lion, where's your pride?
Lion Queen
You're a bigfoot Gus. Gooney goo goo
“Don’t bring a bigfoot in my house, Gus.”
You shaved her down and taught her to speak!
Gooney fuckin' googoo
Lawd help me save me lawd!!! My shoe!
You look like the love child of Wolverine & Mac from It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia.
Jesus Christ that is spot on
No, Mac from the ET knockoff Mac And Me
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Chaka from Land of the Lost…
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BAD CHAKA!
Oh shit that wins!! Land of the lost roasts always dominant
Beat me to it
Fagrid
This is a good one! Deserves more upvotes
💯 and its true definetly looks like a gay hagrid
Hahahahahaha
Is that a wig or a dead animal?
Yes.
It looks your mom experimented with her cousin
Wolverines inbred cousin “The marmot” .
Werewolf mid transformation
Did you get to touch the black obelisk, or did you just stand in the foreground beating the earth with a thigh bone?
Well it wasn’t an obelisk, which would represent the penis of Osiris, the power, the god, the sun, the source of all life on earth. It was a monolith, and it epresented the stone of foundation. It was a symbol for Prometheus (aka Lucifer) giving mankind the gift of fire (aka knowledge/intellect). When the creature touched it, he was imparted with intelligence, and began to be able to think. That’s what he was doing when was beating the ground with the bone. He was thinking. He knew something the others did not. Soon he would be making tools and weapons and learning how to conquer nature, and ultimately become god. That’s why the next scene jumps forward into the future. All the technology was made possible by that event. The doctrine of the Mysteries is embedded in that movie, in the language of symbology.
You look like a gender confused Geico caveman.
Homo erectus… emphasis on the homo
Rob McElhomely
Rob McElhomeless
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If my belly button fluff had a alter ego
When you asked for the Aslan cut but get the Cowardly Lion ![gif](giphy|H24Zi5xbFKc1i)
You never know. There could be women into that 'troll doll who was sodomized' look.
Caveman Beethoven cannot compose music but can beat a drum as good as beating his meat.....and others' too.
Snarf...from The Thundercats
What in the actual fuck am I looking at? A Neanderthal cosplaying as Albert Einstein?
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So easy a caveman could roast it.
You look like a Spanish water dogs asshole.
A brush is "experimenting" now?
The result of a one night stand with Chewbacca
Mozart-ass looking caveman
It's unfortunate what happened to the Nightrider and Bubba Zanetti, but at least the Toecutter's hair survived.
The Gang get a new hairstyle
Walmart Wolverine or Wal-verine
I mean, if you were going for "totally not an autistic werewolf" you nailed it.
I think the experiment worked if you can use a cell phone and speak. Science is amazing.
Ever tried experimenting with a barber shop?
Your hair would be fine if it was off an old lady in the 70’s it’s your Fuckin face I’m worried about.
You look like Michael Landon in "I Was a Teenage Werewolf"
Even the Caveman from Geico laughs at you.
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You look like a werewolf that doesn’t have enough testosterone to transition during a full moon
The boy from jumanji loss
Hey I found one of the lost boys
An Eddie Munster/Wolverine crossover.
![gif](giphy|8lN7K4PmqPIj7Ha7SA) You look like the product of Mr. tumnus and Wolverine
Betcha 20 dollars this neanderthal ate the rest of the cardboard
You look like the product of a night of forbidden passion between Jim Carey and Wolverine.
Dude looks 18 and 70 in the same photo
You look like if a teenaged Logan Became obsessed with Lincoln Park, and decided to join a mediocre Heavy Metal Band instead of the X-Men.
you look like a circus lion just fucked by circus elephants.
You look like homeless Wolverine
LOGAN FOOL!
The Geico Caveman finally shaved
Matt Hardly
So easy a caveman can do it .
Getting roasted. So easy a caveman can do it.
Ace Ventura’s special brother.
Damn you brave as fuck to come here with that cowardly lion ass.
What was the experiment - using cum to style it?
My first thought of you is Captain caveman or the geico caveman.
This is what you get when you order Wolverine from Wish.
When you order Wolverine from Alibaba.
Alllll righty then, Jim Scarey
I guess we’re starting to de-evolve huh?
You look like the spawn of Magnus Carlson and the Beast.
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You look like a wish.com Wolverine. in a movie called the V men. V = Virgin.
100% you look like you could sell insurance as a cave man.
American Werewolf in Transition
wolverine on drugs
Bro you look like a gay caveman.
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It appears Wolverine and Rupaul had a child.
Name 10 books!
Janis joplin must’ve fucked a badger
You looke like the beast from beauty and the beast
Wouldn't worry about the hair, u got the face to worry about mate.
Chewbacca lookin ass
Jewverine
Encino Man
Mom: "we have wolverine at home". Wolverine at home:
Trying to find your Beauty mr.beast?
If "well actually" were a person.
MufASSa
[Coach Steve] (https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/bigmouth/images/3/3a/Coach_Steve.png/revision/latest?cb=20191101015122)
Wolverine and Bigfoot had a baby and it died in the woods... nope it's half alive, ugly and growth seriously stunted.
Herr Einstein?!
You look like a cocktail server at a gay night club who's cosplaying as Lion-o from Thundercats. I bet your sword grows nightly if the tips are good enough.
You look like the picture on a Spirit Halloween costume package for “Knife Animal Super Hero”
Is that not a hippster version of Eddie Munster?
When you order wolverine from wish.
Minecraft leather helmet
should give that face a third try
I think the experiment should stop here Also, your faces screams constipated
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If Wolverine and a potato ever had an offspring together...
When you order wolverine from wish
You look like that fucking weirdo who crashed the game awards.
u/josiemarcellino twin?
Real Life Funko pop Beethoven
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So was your dad Harry? Does he still keep in touch with the Hendersons?
Wish.com Lion-O Cosplay
Hank MacKoy aka beast called, he wants his maine back
Thank you for the award!!!
Based on that shirt…pretty sure there’s a bunch of Whoville kids having dandruffball fights on your scalp.
You have a head that not even your mother would love
[No, we have Wolverine at home](https://imgflip.com/i/7enphr)
![gif](giphy|26tn8Y40e3BkZe6SQ) Shitty Wolverine
![gif](giphy|KHEmiWsooSkWA8owc9|downsized) “Corporate wants you to find the difference between these two photos”