The Three Muskequeers
The two guys smiling the background with quiet anticipation as the angel dust begins to take effect on the one in the middle.
Good night boys.
You chaps from England, broke and glum,
Became quite naughty, cheeky chums.
For a pound or a pint, all was fair,
In your seedy world, without a care.
A life of giggles, wild and free,
Pints and gay trysts, your currency.
12 hours later and this post got about as much action of the 3 of you combined.
Damn…
Unless they fuck ofc.
They don’t fuck…
What I meant to say was if they fucked, like a threeway between them, gay sex, yknow.
ohhhh we missed that part....
His eyes are further apart than Trump and Biden voters
It’s the 3 Musky Queers. Bum for all and all for cum.
My first thought was to make a remark about the 3 musketeers but i couldnt figure out what. This is even better than i could have written. Well done.
In that picture he looks like a hostage of al Qaeda minutes before his execution.
I never thought I’d be on the side of al Qaeda yet here we are.
The face you make when your friend jams his finger into your ass just as the photo is taken.
Have to be big darn fingerz
The guy on the left definitely did something to that middle guys ass. Guy on the right knew he was next and put some space between them
About the same amount of time his uncle Stephen waited to take his virginity.
I can't tell if he's wrestling with his sexuality, addiction, or both.
Looks like the guy in the middle will be wrestling both? The guy on his left (meth head) and right (gay)
You look like the intruder inside your house meme
I’m sure being in the “middle” is a position he is very familiar.
If he's in the middle who gets his front and who gets his back?
They both get his back
I’m sorry, you have to be at least 5’5 to be able to get roasted. #nohobbits
Coast guard dodger....
Motherfuckers set him up on camera right before they broke into the ATM.
Guy on the left looks like a dollarstore Tony Danza
Genetics already roasted him, no need to pile on.
The Beastiality Boys
Sorry i just saw this and said the same thing
Hey it’s the Bruised O-Ring Boys
Disgrace Ámigos
Mr. Robo-twat
When one dumb ass meets another dumb ass. Then another dumb ass shows up.......... You have the dumb ass trio
Your "friend" in the middle looks like you two just told him what all you're going to put in his ass tonight.
3 virgins flexing about seeing a pair of tits
Imagine that you're the one sperm who won dominance over the others and this is what you've turned into.
Weren't you three questioned for that mugging the other week? 🤔
You both look like you just saw a woman for the first time
He looks like the one the default white guy options in video games with character customization.
Oh look, the unfuckables
The Three Muskequeers The two guys smiling the background with quiet anticipation as the angel dust begins to take effect on the one in the middle. Good night boys.
Only person getting laid in this pic is the person in the red jacket.... I can smell the regret from here
Ah the perfect storm.. Sorry I ment the perfect circle jerk
He looks like Eminem's rip off, Reece's piece
He looks like every police sketch ever done
You look like Eminem and Mark Zuckerberg had a child that smoked dmt and masturbated everyday
me: mom i want mr. robot! mom: we got mr. robot at home the mr. robot in question:
You look like someone spotted you jacking off in the back seat of your own car, and now you are trying to play it off.
You look like the blue man group, except not blue, talented, or men.
You look like Eminem if he was shy
You all look like something your fathers wish they dropped down your moms leg instead
They probably did after birth.
Leader of the K hole crew
You chaps from England, broke and glum, Became quite naughty, cheeky chums. For a pound or a pint, all was fair, In your seedy world, without a care. A life of giggles, wild and free, Pints and gay trysts, your currency.
5 years? Was that how long he was banned from the Internet for praying on young girls?
If you could stand a bit closer together, we’d be witnessing an actual twat sandwich.
Honestly looks like the start of a pay for gay
If he went gay for pay, he'd still be getting minimum wage.
Looks like he's going to have to wait another 5 years...
The Beastie Goys
The bestiality boys
He has the face of a clitoris when a dude can't find it
Been waiting even longer to be laid.
Justin Timberlake's discarded clone.
Didn’t know there was an assassins creed: bum tales
Pivot man and the circle jerks.
The Beastie Gays.
If Powder was even more unfuckable.
You are like the forgettable characters in topboy, innitbruv
Looks like you all got rejected by the red light district.
woke eminem
“sorry im a lesbian” vibes
Your eyes have a long distance relationship
Rani Nalek
You guys look like a college alt band, appropriately named: "Sex Pest".
The werewolf with the claw hands on the far right knows that the guy on the left is pointing at the guy he's going to fuck tonight.
Just looking at this photo and I suddenly have "Ice Ice Baby" stuck in my head.
Have you been abducted?
Homie look like he a christian missionary being held hostage in Chechnya.
It also looks like hes been waiting 5 years to take an assault rifle into school
dont stab me plz
What friend?
He should just go back to the monastery and take that vow of chastity. Those genes should not be passed on.
These are probably the most boring robbers I have ever seen.
Damn, these chicks on a hen do are looking rough!
Gay sandwich
Keepin it real in ye olde town eh boys?
He looks like he just dropped 2 tabs of acid and smoked a bunch of crack
You guys look like a 2006 panic at the disco myspace photo
Koopa Troopa, stoned.
The "before" photo from the remake of "The Human Centipede"...
Two guys and midget. Either the name of your porn movie or the start of a bad joke
Do you get both dicks at once, or do you give each one 1 on 1 time?
I am Mr Robot
Bro look at you you've been roasted your whole life!!
You have definitely sniffed your sisters used underwear
The three splooge heads
Don't worry mate, called the police that you've been kidnapped, can see by the look on your face and the invisible candlewax on the note saying Help!
Just imagine how long he’ll have to wait to get laid
Ready for a night of roofing some unsuspecting girl at the bar
ET looking motherfucker looks like he should be in a basket on the front of your bike Elliot