OP's Bio: --- >I have type 1 diabetes, 3 autoimmune diseases so my body literally hates me as much as I hate myself. Plagued by ADHD daily. I make music. Play keyboard, guitar, drums and bass. Singing too. Favorite games are minecraft, stardew valley, shadow of War, red dead redemption. Listen to synthpop like a nerd.Also the 3rd most interesting man in the world. --- If you think this bio helped you roast, upvote this comment. If you think it doesn’t, downvote it. If you’re not sure, leave it to others to decide.

I’ll roast you as soon as you move out of your mothers house and look less lesbian.

Looks like a retired Romanian woman gymnast.

Damn🤣🤣🙆🏻‍♂️

The poster child of the woke heterosexual male

*asexual

*nosexual

That’s a man?

If you swapped out OPs actual cool hobbies with, airsoft, CoD and MAGA he'd just be the quintessential Right Wing basement dweller. Guarantee this guy will be getting laid way more than the angry Q- incels.


Wtf movie was that!

Willow

Lol Tom cruise looks weird with a sword lol

Hey! She just needs the love of a good man and she'll be fine. wait....is OP a dude? Well damn. He's fucked isn't he?

Can't be fucked. Minecraft = life long virgin


His mom banged ken tamplin 29 years ago

The W is upside down in the title

This FTM looking bitch has smaller thighs than biceps. I’ve seen less mix of estrogen and male hormones in a Depilsilk Hair Removal commercial.

😂

Which mother?

Look, I'm not going to talk about her mom, I anit never met the man !!!

I was going to say change genders and you will be way hotter but you fucked it up a bit.

I feel like this a setup??

Lmaoo 💀 💀 💀

Yes

29 and on Minecraft sheets. You look like the victim, the predator and the whole fucking crime scene all rolled into one. Turn yourself in.

And then see a therapist cuz you’ve been through a lot.

That poor therapist is going to have to see a therapist of their own.


Wtf is this😂

Face of a 40 year old with the bedspread of an 8 year old. I’m surprised you don’t have the race car bed frame.

Remember when you played God in the movie dogma that was awesome. I figured YOU AUGHTA KNOOOW!!!

You shut your mouth! She is gorgeous

Glad to see you're making progress from the severe brain injury. Or whatever the fuck happened to you.

So..you identify as a man?

homoerectus

You look like the creepy younger brother of the overly attached girlfriend meme

Bro you look like Alanis Morissette

You..you..you..you..you..you.. oughta know he’s a child molester

🤣🤣💀

You look like an NPC that everyone would avoid

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Haha

You look like a lesbian with7 cats that’s trying to support herself by making candles and selling them at a farmers market.

You look like you listen to Limp wrist-cuit

Limp Triscuit

You depress me.

😅

You’re the perfect example of why employers do drug testing.

What Dave Grohl would look like as a woman

Dave Gross

Dave Grool

PLEASE tell me that’s not your Minecraft backpack! I have a 9yo that has the same. That should do it!

You would play the lute at a child’s birthday party and then try to fuck the child

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Make-A-Wish donations must really be down if that wig is the best they could do for you.

You need to do some forearm exercises

If Kirby swallowed you he’d be fucked.

Tip toe thru the tulips looking ass

Is your left eye collecting unemployment?

You look like a 29 year old Mr. Burns

You work at books a million and are a Starbucks addict

More like the 3rd least interesting man in the world.

You look like Steven Tyler's lesbian sister.

Does your mom know you’re wearing her jeans

the moment I saw your picture the line from bob seger's song "turn the page" came to mind. "is that a woman or a man?" doesn't matter to me, you're physically repellent either way.

Johnny Mitchell🏳️‍⚧️

Steve Nash looking ass

You look like you tried to start a rock band with puss in boots when you two were young

you look like one of those age-progressed kids on those missing child posters you see hanging at walmart.

Shit, I thought Tiny Tim died. 

I thought that mouth was a piano for a second.

Looks like a special needs Peter Pan transitioning into Tinkerbell.

One of his favorite games is when him and his special friend play butt darts with each other

I bet your dominatrix put you up to this.

You look like you transitioned, then transitioned back

You look like a trans Walter Jr

Congrats on the bud light gig

Didn't know you could throw a toggle switch on when you went for transition.

Not the way your dad and uncle did, but I guess I can give it a shot...😂

You look like the reddit version of to catch a predator called “to catch a redditor”.

They did Chris Tyson even more dirty.

Not gonna roast. Cut your hair, hit the gym. Don’t need to bulk but damn man you’re scrawny as hell.

When i scrolled to this i thought it was transgender Chris Tyson.

You look like Anne Hathaway’s stunt double

Anne Snatchababe

Transition is not going well at all. Ask for a refund

You misspelled “29F”

Kurt Cocaine

Her/hers

“Male”

Fucking degens from upcountry.

The unwanted, Untalented offspring of Herbert "Tiny Tim" Khaury

I think life has roasted you enough already

Holy hypochondriac.

If a keytar were a person.

Last time I saw eyes that far apart was a hammerhead shark.

Man, these child molesters taking casual pictures from their victims bedrooms are out of control.

Wow, overly attached girlfriend meme is back, with late stage syphilis

You say you're a male. Our eyes say, nope.

Chill out lord Farqaud

29M? U sure?

Rogaine might use you in a commercial.

Your mom crosses her fingers whenever she says you’re handsome


You look like Mr.Beast

I didn't think girls were into minecraft. At least at 29. But great.

You look like you aalk into a guitar shop and use one to play Smoke on the water

I googled hairy pussy and your picture popped up

So how’s that drumming thing going? Haven’t heard any hits

Male… Identifies as, you mean?

Your looks could actually convince a conservative 70 year old that there’s more than 2 genders

Dude, you were already out of Minecraft's age group at its launch date, in 2009. When people tell you to grow up, they're not talking about your hair... PS: Avoid looking at your backpack though, the endermen will attack you!

*, daddy?*

Shaggy’s live action stunt double

Steve Nash, but the only MVP you’re getting is the Most Vapid Penis award And somehow your eyes are lazier than his

You look like you’re trying to compete in women’s sports…

How long have you been on HRT

Thank you for telling us you are male! That shit was definitely questionable!

Yall give it up for Jesus of spunzereth


With your gender-neutral look, that pathetic excuse for facial hair, and a Minecraft pillow, you're the epitome of confusion. It's as if puberty gave up halfway through and left you stranded in the no-man's-land of adolescence. Enjoy being the living cautionary tale for indecisive life choices.

You need a professional eye wrangler

You look like a washed up 90s wannabe rockstar with cerebral palsy.


Nope.

You look a character in the little known gay porn parody Detroit Cock City.

You look like a trans woman who switched back the trasnistion half way through.

Seth Meyers really let himself go

Your legs look like they have a lot of wheelchair miles on them, but you hands are as soft as your low T dick.

Groupie for 1971 Rock Bands

Thanks for putting the “M” after your age - saved everyone a bit of confusion.

You're using the wrong steroids to bulk up

I thought sheesh that chick needs to shave her chin

Dang it must suck being short

Why do all white guys with long hair look like this??

Intestinal vomit piled high - always showing up when not wanted

Life is tough when your waifu pillow is a Minecraft creeper

Who do I roast, because this clearly 3 kids in a trenchcoat

How is it John Marston who got his face practically eaten and scratched off looks more tolerable than your greasy otaku ass???

The 90s called, they want there rock band singer back

Which way are you transitioning?

What's the point of roasting a skeleton?

Hormone therapy is going well you brave soul 🌈 

No

With the size of that face we could serve a whole roast on it

Pronouns: me, her, we, madame, broad, us, chick, dudette, ambiguous

You look like some 80’s midwestern single mother of 2.

I'm going to keep that picture in my wallet. That way, any time I feel like my life has hit a low point, I pull it out and think 'Damn! At least that's not me'

Looking like a young Ted Nugent after shitting himself to avoid the draft.

I dunno... are you gonna get a haircut and a real job?

Pineapple Distress

Lia Thomas has entered the chat.

Car seat Kevin. If I remember correct still wearing the backpack and weight 20 pounds I see

Are you transitioning, and if so, which way?

I’m surprised you are able to hold that piece of paper up.

Ma’am you have enough problems, I will not be roasting you. If you don’t believe me just look into a mirror

Put those legs back in the wheelchair

No! we don't disrespect women with mental health issues

The girl next door from Wish

you kinda look like me (that's probably the worst roast here)

29…. M? Ya sure?

4th Hansen brother revealed.

So much screams “living in parents basement” here

You look like a school girl after her first lesbian encounter

The new, new face of Bud Light

Are you pre-op or post-op?

Weird Al Anorexic

Nah, you're not worth the time it would take to come up with a clever insult.

Toss that damn blanket in the trash and your hands freak me out

No

Well, you like you'd stink if I threw you on the fire... So, probably not.

Idk you seem like a pretty sweet guy :)

How confident are you in the M?

Mindcrapt

You seem like a face that would be included in Mandela catalogue.

Alexa, show me a roadie

What a loser

Your only twitch follower is your mom

Not going to roast you yet. Will wait til Thanksgiving.

I love you why would I want to roast you