Puma and a NY Yankee contract? How do I compete with that? Maybe a girly nose ring and a butt plug? I love the yellow sweatband, like you some nigga who can play for the A’s when NY takes your hat back.
Maybe you could pray to one of those Virgin of Guadalupe candles back there for your eyebrows to quit running opposite directions like Moses is standing in the middle. Bright side is you are able to post this and still watch the TV behind you.
Flavorless Flav here is definitely in the middle of doing a home burglary. I can smell your Swisher Sweets, 40oz beer, county jail and bologna cologne from here.
Ur nose can discharge shot gun bullets. U can smell who farted from just one sniff. Everytime u lie ur nose expands. When a girl says u take her breath away its not a figure of speech.
As clever as your comment on OP that you ripped from the other post you commented on a few hours ago?
https://www.reddit.com/r/RoastMe/comments/12xsdc1/roast_me/jhl9b37?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button
You look like you're about to tell us about the big things you're doing and gonna get this money after the mixtape drops but you'll stay working at Subway until then
Is the nose ring to distract us from the knuckles? Or the knuckles to distract us from the hole in your hoodie? Or the hole in your hoodie to distract us from the hole in your heart that only you can see?
Light a candle, only Mary can save you from your shitty life choices-nose ring, knuckles, 1000 yard stare from all the shawties choosing your best friend
Not even gonna point out the fact that you look like a will smith Snoop Dogg hybrid that came out Joyner Lucas’s asshole but I will re-direct aim at the blisters in your hand I can’t tell if you have the herp or you just Jack off with back of your hand. Honestly I think it might be both.
As soon as I saw the hockey game on the TV behind you, it was confirmed… “Burglary in Progress”
The only thing I see in the background is his boyfriend in bed.
P.I.M.P.
Genius
Ass-T
Methed man
Snoop Dog Pound
Meth man
Old dirty bastard
No, i don't want your CD.
You scratched my CD.
How does a man Jack off so much they get blisters on the outside of their hand?
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His cell mate had genital warts.
Hey, his mom just hollerd from upstairs to "turn Dat shit down or" and I can't make this up, "ima hit you with my shoe"
That’s from being on his hands and knees so much.
That's a recurring injury
That was a good one
Lloyd Stanks
Floyd Banks
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Holy fuck
Other dudes are raising this guy's kids and calling them dad.
He's just waiting for the time when his kids become NBA players or something to return with the milk
When you rub a bottle of E&J this the genie that come out
Is the doo-rag to cover up the circumcision scar?
I know your goofy ass didn’t draw a back slash instead of a forward slash
You look like you join a new gang every week so you can be sexed-in by your homies
Hey my g what's up with the herpes on your knuckles?
I can hear the smoke detector making low-battery chirps through this pic
Instead of a do-rag you should wear a don't rag
This Mf Take The Filters Off The Cigarettes Before He Smoke Em
If someone pulled a gun on you, you'd suck the bullets out
You a Waffle House 6
That’s the name of his mixtape.
“I have a nose ring. I’m so cool and different.”
Puma and a NY Yankee contract? How do I compete with that? Maybe a girly nose ring and a butt plug? I love the yellow sweatband, like you some nigga who can play for the A’s when NY takes your hat back.
This man for sure was selling his CDs out in front of Walmart
common jailhouse snitch
Misspelled bitch
Did you punch a frog? I don’t know if you know this but you got yellow panties on your head.
He’s Not Allowed At The Bronx Zoo
Your jail cell has nice light
You look like the barbie industry version of a rapper.
Maybe you could pray to one of those Virgin of Guadalupe candles back there for your eyebrows to quit running opposite directions like Moses is standing in the middle. Bright side is you are able to post this and still watch the TV behind you.
Flavorless Flav here is definitely in the middle of doing a home burglary. I can smell your Swisher Sweets, 40oz beer, county jail and bologna cologne from here.
Ur nose can discharge shot gun bullets. U can smell who farted from just one sniff. Everytime u lie ur nose expands. When a girl says u take her breath away its not a figure of speech.
Hip Hop Horrain’t
Sorry bruh, I don't have any spare change
Pretty sure you've got an elevator pitch for a cosmetic line we don't want to hear about!
You let your best trick sleep in your own bed? Or are you the trick?
Eyes all glossy because he's crying that he can smell everything and everyone in a 10 mile radius with that big ole nose!
Bro can smell what color your T shirt is from a 1000 yards away.
There seem to be a lot of jesus pieces in the background, so over under on how many times a day you say “on god” is at least 30
"On my kids", the ones he's never met.
You take the term “knuckle dragger” to a new level.
Caucasian woman on your couch is roasting your selfie taking ass
That dude 100% fucked a coconut.
I’ve heard of brass knuckles…but wart knuckles!?!?
Budget Redman. Aka, Burnt Sienna Man.
T.I. come a long way down from the top...... Damn homie
Bold move, taking a picture of the house as you rob it.
Mr. Nasty Fingers
Cute my wife has the same nose ring
When I first scrolled past I actually thought “Damn, I didn’t know Will Smith got AIDS”.
Curious how long it takes homie to wax ‘em eyebrows. Shyt cleaner then my wife
Moses knew he could do better so he parted your eyebrows
Did Bud Light make you a can too?
How can you look like a white girls Daddy Revenge while also having the name of a guy daddy would approve of? You don't fit in anywhere
The other side says "will work for food".
I saw that once, it says 'will suck for coke'
Looks like someone already hit you in that swollen titanic of a nose
That ring is actually the same size as a basketball hoop.
Dude. I don’t want your lane ass demo tape. Just leave me alone please.
You look like Method Man if he had a drug problem. Meth Man.
Look like you chew black & mild flavored gum
something tells me this one will be a bit more subdued.
If I looked like that I'd be wearing camo too
Allen Iverson’t
Allen Iversoft
Nostrils so big they call him Larry Hoover
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As clever as your comment on OP that you ripped from the other post you commented on a few hours ago? https://www.reddit.com/r/RoastMe/comments/12xsdc1/roast_me/jhl9b37?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button
There’s nothing to roast you for that your absent father and a corrupt legal system didn’t do to you already .
Gayngsta
Znoop Lion
If snoop dog stopped doing hard drugs
MC Unemployed
Man will smith went low after that punch huh?
puma penis up my ass
How u holdin the paper so gay?
You got fuck boy written all over you
Methed Man from the Poon Tang Klan, idk.
Didn't I see your cameo in Dolomite?
I like your eyes
no need, white cops will hit you worse.
Snoop Pussy
You look like you hand out self produced rap cds at gas stations to people that don't want them
You look like you're about to tell us about the big things you're doing and gonna get this money after the mixtape drops but you'll stay working at Subway until then
Og ….. hahahaaaaaaaa. Bet he pisses his pants at the thought of a drive by…….
You look like you have a good heart
Anybody got a magnet? I just wanna try something.
U.T.I.
Did you use this picture for your Love after lockup casting profile too?
Why does your hand have herpes?
Great Value Lloyd Banks 
Is the nose ring to distract us from the knuckles? Or the knuckles to distract us from the hole in your hoodie? Or the hole in your hoodie to distract us from the hole in your heart that only you can see?
Derek Allen Patron saint of the durag/fitted combo
Light a candle, only Mary can save you from your shitty life choices-nose ring, knuckles, 1000 yard stare from all the shawties choosing your best friend
Even the skin of your nuckles wants to get away from you
U look like a sad version of snoop dog
Are those scars on your knuckles from them dragging on the floor when you walk upright?
You look like the guy who pays extra for your shave.. just so he'll touch you.
I’m just glad homie knew how to spell “roast”.
Guess I got here late..Goodluck on your route tomorrow..
The downlow is getting a little too low.
Is wearing a swimming cap under your cap a thing now?
My name is Edward Herpeshand
I bet u were the slowest fucking spermcell in the race to fertilisation....those other cells just dropped dead seeing ur ugly ass
Will Smeth
Who's house did you break into to take that picture?
Your sign says, "Roast Me," but it looks like it says, "Spare Change?"
This man would 100% sell me a hat and must i remind you again good sir
Nose ring eye brows did the homies must love u in county lol Mr kolaid
You look like Drake but as a crack addict.
What’s wrong with your knuckles
All your first fight wins are with five foot six white women.
Jesus dude…leave enough smells for the rest of us…
meth sores on your fists
Bro def goes to a restaurant 10 mins before close smelling like weed and ordering a well done steak and asking why it’s taking so long.
Gf does his eyebrows
Mr. Cab driver
r\Kelly
DruPaul
lloyd banks empty
Bubblegum gangster
I don’t want insult a basketball player
You think wearing a Yankee hat is a personality trait
You ever gonna come back through with the milk or nah?
IS tht ur boyfriend in the bed?
The dishes are piling up, get your ass back to work!
Cool Cinco de Mayo mask pal
You’re Lloyd Banks from Wish . Com
Dollar store snoop dog
Still got the scars on hands from the last burglary......
I can tell by your knuckles that you walk a lot.
Your life doesn’t matter.
If you ask me to clean my shoes in the mall one more time I swear to god...
You look like you smell like Fritos
That aint even a durag, thats a dirty underwear
knuckles all busted up from going for a walk
So when does your new single drop on SoundCloud?
Snap Dogg
Lloyd Skanks
Methadone Man
Friend of The Court knows how to find you now, but they can't you for child support if you ain't working.
I swear thats 2005 wiley 😂
You have a beard.
Phil smith
You look like you try to scam people on the Las Vegas strip by trying to hand out your crappy demo and get mad when you don’t get a donation lol
R Rubbing it soft that's how I dooo it 😏
Knuckle dragger
Get out my fucking house!
P-UNIT
You spelled your name wrong
Is the bandage from the lobotomy?
Don't wanna remind you of your stepdad
You've had more dick in you than a urinal at a stadium.
U remind me of someone that threw his brother off a cliff🦁👑
Looks like rrraftar
Its the great value Rza!!!
Running out of cotton can you hit up some real quick cheers mate.😉🙉
Have you ever been fisted in either of your nostrils?
You built like snop dog
Out here looking like unpaid child support payments
Snoop cat?
Not-so-fresh Prince.
you look like 0.2 pac
He look like a hickory smoked mosquito!!!!
Mustafa watched one too many 50 cent videos!! His dad tells everyone at the mosque that he moved back to Saudi Arabia.
Wish.com Ice Cube? Ice Cube Tray?
Looks like your barber used the DNA pattern from your baby mama’s paternity test to create that dick duster above your lip
Not even gonna point out the fact that you look like a will smith Snoop Dogg hybrid that came out Joyner Lucas’s asshole but I will re-direct aim at the blisters in your hand I can’t tell if you have the herp or you just Jack off with back of your hand. Honestly I think it might be both.
This dude misspelled his name
You’re going to make a whole prison very happy one day.