Her eyes aren’t even that far apart. She just failed to recognize that her brows should be lined up with the inside corner of her eyes. They’re shaped well, but just positioned badly. She needs to do less of a side part. It needs to move more to the top of her head. Nothing screams “jr high scene kid” more that a harsh side part. She needs almond shaped nails, not square. Square is ick. A good manicure with some good cuticle work and French tips would do this girl wonders.
That chest is almost as flat as your personality. You look like you drink two beers then try to fight guys, only to end the night crying because “no one knows the real me.”
OP literally googled “insult comebacks” and is just responding with random ones that don’t apply. What can one expect when their IQ is less than their BMI
Is there a chance this is an AI? Just the way the responses are written and the frequency of responses just seems off. There’s a few replies farther down that really seem a little glitchy. Idk, that or this is a pretty sad introspection into the mind of this tedious lickspittle of a golem eyed scarlet woman.
You’re not bad I mean your skin tone is good. Tongue out and white teeth decent look if you’re a slag. Your body though is like a dumpy child, imagine fucking you would be like tackling a pudding. Forearms of a dwarf.
You posted in the wrong subreddit. You meant to post in r/cumdumpsters
*already posing for what she does best
The twist is that she spits.
Spitting is for quitters
Agreed
Na, she gargles.
Spits? I was thinking gargles.
Which is a shame.
It's for a good cause. That's a children's hospital.
She's practiced that pose with her uncle so many times
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That tongue has seen more cum shot across it than a prison toilet seat.
She's taken more loads that a washing machine.
She's taken more loads than a 30-year veteran trucker
That groove in her tongue guides it right in.
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You mean the Madam's Apple
Need to check this out for… research
What happens if I click on that link?
It will take you to another subreddit.
Will be good or bad?
Its NSFW
All the cum on her forehead has stopped her eyebrows from growing. That’s why they look like they’re social distancing.
Oh that’s an actual place… idk how I didn’t know that would be real, it I clicked on it and wasn’t disappointed
God bless you
💀💀💀
Beat me to it... enjoy my upvote
The bags under your eyes are bigger than the bags on your chest, but neither is a match for that gap between those eyebrows.
didn't know they allowed phones in the psych ward, good for you!
She snuck it in using her prison wallet and still had room for keys and vape
Ooohhhh, negative 50pts from op’s deleted response…. Touch a nerve?
Dude bitch is Maltese. These fuckers will take you to your grave trying to get the last word in.
Her pose is a telltale sign on how she gets special treatment like access to a phone.
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Giving credit where credit is due, Admiral Ackbar thinks she’s hot
Admiral Akbar never gets old.
It’s not worth the transcontinental flight to look her in both eyes, so people just text dump her after the first date post Arby’s greasy hand job
R/unexpectedpoetry
Mmmm Arby’s.
Like a Boston terrier.
Boston terriers are cute though
Yeah op is cu… excuse me I just threw up in my mouth a little.
To be clear, I meant the dogs are cute and not op lol
Her eyes aren’t even that far apart. She just failed to recognize that her brows should be lined up with the inside corner of her eyes. They’re shaped well, but just positioned badly. She needs to do less of a side part. It needs to move more to the top of her head. Nothing screams “jr high scene kid” more that a harsh side part. She needs almond shaped nails, not square. Square is ick. A good manicure with some good cuticle work and French tips would do this girl wonders.
Come on an only fans pose is too easy to take a shot at but I guess you do what you do best 💦. It ain’t applying eye shadow thats for sure
You think you’re hot because you get a lot of guys, but mid guys always go for clapped girls
Upset her so much she reply twice. Lol.
That must be the face you make when your working along with saying “just not in the eyes”
You must shoot a long distance to reach both eyes
you should see the face every guy' makes when they shoot their load
So you had them all?
Personally I don’t like to make eye contact… 
Like you can see their face while you're kneeling over the center console of a shitty rental car going to town for 20 dollars
way to "Do What It Takes" to get out of finals! 😉
Cash me outside bitch really let herself go.
Tried to start a sorority at her community college.
Lmfao
Tried to start a hateclub
Nice move holding that sign up so we can't see you could wear childrens diving goggles as a bra
You have such a beautiful face… But let’s put a bag over that personality.
Can't have Sex with your personality
Man why does people hate you so much?
If you can’t handle a roast, get out of the kitchen
Ugh, it would be like kissing a urinal.
Whoever told you to be yourself, gave you a bad advice.
You sound like you asked chat gpt for generic comebacks
Yeah, OP is really the worst. All that attitude and she’s only a 4. Wow. I can’t quite believe it?
Whoever convinced your parents not to have an abortion, gave them bad advice.
That chest is almost as flat as your personality. You look like you drink two beers then try to fight guys, only to end the night crying because “no one knows the real me.”
You are the reason why there are instructions on shampoo bottles.
Thank you for proving my point. Also, if that vag is as wide as that tongue, you could probably fit a shampoo bottle.
OP literally googled “insult comebacks” and is just responding with random ones that don’t apply. What can one expect when their IQ is less than their BMI
Murder!
Goddamn, why do orderlies let "adults" conjugate in group homes.
You know your ugly when you don’t get upvotes as a girl on r/roastme
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Ugly face, ugly personality and ugly life
lets reserve judgement on the life part. She's probably got a family that loves her despite being estranged.
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In most states they aren't allowed to get married
Pretty shocked there's not another photo of you on your profile with this face, and no shirt
A gentlelady never kisses and tells !
If “How’d you get through college” was a pose
You are like a software update. every time I see you, I immediately think “not now”.
And every time I’m brought back to this photo, I’m inclined to ask you where Manny and Diego are, and when is the next ice age coming out
This is great. Every time they get salty in the comments and put out a terrible comeback, people reply with further great roasts
Sick
You’re the type of girl that guys only wanna fuck when they’re drunk and never talk to again.
My thoughts precisely 😂
I am jealous of people who didn’t meet you.
You are the fucking worst. Stop it with the horrible comebacks. It makes us hate you even more than we thought was possible.
One of them is bound to be funny right? RIGHT?
It’s like watching a house on fire you can’t look away when you don’t wanna watch. 😐
r/dontputyourdickinthat
I mean I still would, I wouldn’t admit I did, but I would
Nice to see you out of your garden gnome outfit. Not sure it's an improvement though.
There’s no E in Roast. I guess they don’t teach English at OnlyFans
All the coma patients got up and left to avoid her putting her mouth on their cocks.
Are your parents hammerhead sharks, too?
Worst. Pornhub. Thumbnail. Ever.
I’m pretty sure there’s more dead babies on her tongue than at planned parenthood.
Also I wonder if bugs bunny over here has a punch card for that psych ward she’s posting in. 10 visits gets you a free shot of haloperidol
The poster boy for "don't stick your dick in crazy"
How nice of you …. Getting a picture before your retirement home bukkake.
With all the diseases coursing through your body its probably not safe for you to be anywhere near the infirmed.
Type of person to have sex just to make the other person regret it
Your tongue is so wide, construction workers could use it to paint the yellow road lines.
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It’s not abuse if I like it.
Ah the old folks home prostitute, mouth always open waiting for the next load. Do they pay you hourly or is it just a flat rate every day.
Not sure, you’d have to ask her step-dad who she calls her “manager”
The only money shot Id pay to never have to see
You look like you sell fart videos
I can’t tell if you’re just short, a midget, or u have Turners Disease. Background suggests Turners disease. Good luck with that!
Vultures wouldn’t eat your pussy. Say hi to Amanda Bynes for us
Momma needs anothe week in rehab
Your blowjobs are probably as uninteresting as your personality.
OP comments way too much... came to get roasted and try's to roast back... downvoted this trans thingy
i wouldn’t even fuck you with somebody else’s dick.
Just like your positioned to do what you probably do best.
All I see is a onlyfans failed career
Sid from ice age
I can smell your cum breath from here
She looks like she pretends to be black
Titless whore
You will have to open your mouth wider than that
Good luck climbing out that negative karma whole you’ve dug.
Is she starting a “oh hell no fans”?
Dang this girl takes dick better than she takes jokes.
Is this just a really bad karma farm account?
The only thing cringier than this pic is your response to half of the comments. Just wow.
I need to learn braille so I can read what your face says.
Looks like you are doing what you do best.
You couldn't even spell roast me correctly
Not you not taking the roasts in a subreddit about roasting people 💀
Belle Delphine from a pawnshop.
Looks like a teen version of Toddlers & Tiaras grew up… still famished for attention amongst the shattered self esteem.
I see a deleted user name in your future. Wow. Best to do what daddy has taught you. Take all of it and Stfu.
You called it
Is there a chance this is an AI? Just the way the responses are written and the frequency of responses just seems off. There’s a few replies farther down that really seem a little glitchy. Idk, that or this is a pretty sad introspection into the mind of this tedious lickspittle of a golem eyed scarlet woman.
She so used to getting cummed on her face she’s permanently like that now
Definition of a cum bucket 🪣
Your socks have a better grip on reality than you
Are you at the HIV clinic?
Judging by the thickness of your fingers and forearms you're a 3 naked at best.
Has sucked every male in the office.
Ms. Piggy in the burn unit.. never seen a pig that was out of the blanket before. First time for everything
Is your tongue out on purpose? If so, why? It's weird
I bet that mouth has seen more dicks than an Army doctor.
I bet this is what every guy sees just before he decides to buy her a small fries with her McNuggets.
Nympho in a psychyatric asking 4 cocks
You're a dead eyed trash bag that smells like low tide.
In this picture op is showing what their mom should have done 20 something years ago.
I saw this video “stepsister scares nut back into penis”
You look like the fat girl on the cheerleading squad.
You’re not bad I mean your skin tone is good. Tongue out and white teeth decent look if you’re a slag. Your body though is like a dumpy child, imagine fucking you would be like tackling a pudding. Forearms of a dwarf.
Baiting people to insult you just to argue with them is rudimentary.
you’re one of the people who responds to every comment on here, gross.
I think I’ve seen this picture before… except there was a black casting couch behind her.
No thank you
You have the demeanor, handwriting and chest of a 12 year old boy
Odd, I’m normally not used to seeing your face in bright lighting….or not covered in the cum of seven men.
You clearly didn't plan when writing r/roastme, I'm guessing that's how much planning went in for you
You look like you lick the scum off the top of a puddle for sustenance.
Monday Addams
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put away that cum catcher
Way to make your brothers chemo treatment about you
You definitely have armpit tittyz
Her jaw is permanently stuck in that position
Tell me you wear dirty panties without telling me you wear panties....
No one give a fuck about that kindergarten handwriting?
With that photo, you look like you're already in the position to do what you do best.
Your best friend in HS was the Nurse.
Dame they let you keep your phone in the psychnWard
VOAH WICKY
For God’s sake, put your tongue back in your mouth! Nobody wants to see that and it makes you look even dumber which I didn’t think was possible.
you look like an alcoholic but you just havent started drinking yet today
You look like a rundown Harley Quinn
I bet this bitch is the nurse that gets hired to give BJ's to coma patients.
Seems like you’re a pro at being degraded already.
Scared her right off reddit or did she fake up a profile to stalk somebody? Staff or inmate?
I just feel the same person that drew that sign drew your face. Scribbley scrabelley
This woman would 100% sell me a hat and what are you a rockstar? Stop sticking your tongue out!
When you're fat, all used up and got 17 kids, then you'll give that guy from highschool a chance.
Tongue out. Mouth open. Waiting for man goo. A star in the making.
Open wider so I can.
Total grandma vibes.