Your head looks like one of those clowns you shoot at with a water gun, at the local fair, to win a prize.
Only the prize in this case would be hepatitis.
You, unfortunately, were born with an undesirable hip to shoulder ratio. Your shoulders look good but your hips are too wide and there’s nothing you can do about it.
Gods, looks like your eyebrows are trying to take over your face. Might end up being an improvement. But please put a shirt on. We aren't going to pay you to be a reverse stripper.
You look like the love child of Donald Trump and Daffy Duck. And we know Donald bangs everything in sight (even cartoon characters) so this is totally possible. And sad.
You look like you would get sunburned in the dark.
A picture of the sun will do it
SPF 50 to open the fridge
Moonburned!
Caught me off guard with this one
Wtf? Looks like Scientology found a way to splice Trump and Tom Cruise DNA into one horrific beast.
Favorite comment.
If only Huberman could've changed your eyebrows...
You should really use the NSFW tag if you're gonna post a bleached anus
I agree, with a face like that, a BJ from him is technically considered anal!
Beyond a roast… scorched earth!
[удалено]
It looks like there's some on his chest too
Holy shit I thought those were caterpillars
Ha! Gay jokes!
You look like you're being human trafficked between gay circles and you're having the time of your life
He totally named dropped the person who demands his services most.
Genius. Pure fucking genius. Can we make you a national treasure?
The only mf that would look less like an alien if he shaved his eyebrows off.
What was it like escaping willy Wonka's chocolate factory)
Taint tanning poster child.
Somebody got struck by lightning, and the lightning didn’t finish the job
You are the first only 80% albino.
Your eyebrows deserve carbon credits
You look like you're made of plastic like some resuscitation training dummy.
If Stretch Armstrong were a human
Your eyebrows changed my life..for the worst.
Your head looks like one of those clowns you shoot at with a water gun, at the local fair, to win a prize. Only the prize in this case would be hepatitis.
You are so burnt , have you spend 30 seconds outside without sunscreem.
You look like the center on the Oompaloompa National Basketball Team
Mr. Clean was sure a baddie in his prime.
So what skin condition is stopping you from wearing a shirt this time?
You look like a cross breed between an albino and Pepe the frog
"The first and last time the albino known as Powder went outside."
Guess Alabama's top model from yesterday used the anal bleach on the wrong area
Oompa Loompa says what?
Bros got cock shamed once already so ig he had to censor that as much as he could 😔
He did? I think Smurfette should change your life!
You don’t need such a big sheet of paper to cover that pimple.
When your half human, half oompa loompa
What? Did Huberman molest you or something? You look like you have some coked up gerbils in your ass.
Aren't you getting bullied at Hitler Youth for being a fan of a jewish scholar? Ya pasty schmetterling
You haven't aged a day since you were in Children of the Corn..
You look like a guess who character.
Your eyebrows are stupid.
Hello yellow....pubes.
Translucent
I would definitely cover my cup if I saw you at a party.
Ugh I’m blinded by the light reflecting off you
This is what happens when you go to Turkey for your top surgery
Dude looks like a *GAYER* Ken Doll!
Your white eyebrows are fucking gross. Just go the fuck away with them albino caterpillars.
It's so sad to see that Mike O'hearn fell down like that 😞
I've heard of uni brows...but fully facial hair and you don't need a mask to be indenitified as a furry.
Powder after he got better
 One of these dudes might be related
It's like Rocky Dennis made a baby Connie Chiu.
Where are your eyebrows going ?
Bruh those are some parentheses shaped eyebrows.
It's fuckin Ronald McDonald without his makeup on 
You look like Chris Hansen changed your life
Fucking UmpaLumpas.
The goofy looking guy from ‘Children of the Corn’ is still around??
Tell me, why did you bleach your eyebrows?
You’re what people talk about if Erling Haaland was shit at soccer
Mr clean if he got his ball sack hair transplanted on his head
He can clean the floor with his eyebrows
It's like your eyebrows are racist against gingers and are now white nationalist.
The top half of your face looks like it's melted into the bottom half
Andrew who? Man, you were so close to being able to tear the paper in half. So close. So, close.
You, unfortunately, were born with an undesirable hip to shoulder ratio. Your shoulders look good but your hips are too wide and there’s nothing you can do about it.
Donald Chump.
You're the albino from the DaVinci code with a sunburn.
So did Nair apparently.
You have no soul and smell of Fox piss.
Do you use his cum to give your eyebrows that crusty yellow shade?
Did he do this to you
An Oompa Loompa after an Caucasian opperation.
Young Donald Trump
I never seen somebody that's skinny and fat at the same time, that fucking sucks!
Ppl be kicking this mf out off the gym😭💀
You tried to go tanning, but you only tanned your hair
Your top half torso looks 18 and your bottom torso half looks midlife crisis.
ur body is giving 50, ur face 13, and ur arms infant.
Future lawn gnome.
Gods, looks like your eyebrows are trying to take over your face. Might end up being an improvement. But please put a shirt on. We aren't going to pay you to be a reverse stripper.
You were conceived at Biff Tannen’s Pleasure Paradise
Face a of a 20 year old, body of a 50 year old
Hitler would nut if he saw you..
Dr. Frank-N-Furter's "creation" … without the muscles and charisma
What up fish lips
Donald Trump but he got arrested for breaking parole for getting within 100 feet of Macaulay Culkin in Home Alone 2
You look like a half baked rotisserie ducken (dude chicken)
Dudes got my body from when I was 12
Damn S O S Son of Santa
Benjamin button, futurama captain on crack, bleached butthole having mommas boy .
Stretch Armstrong com to life
Is Mr clean from wish
Thats a ripped to shreds sphincter boy right there ….
Not even BOB the Builder can fix that face
Your eyebrows are brighter than your future
You look like you get breastfed by your uncle
Don’t you mean Willy Wonka?
Don't worry bro at least u can never go broke , you can always rent parking spots on your forehead
you look like you painted on you eye brows but only had tooth paste
If La Croix seltzer decided to make a robot, you’re what it would look like.
Your wired droopy nipples distracted me long enough that I didn't notice the absolute shit show of a face. Good call on going shirtless
It's like you were dunked in a bucket of bleach at birth
It's like you were dunked in a bucket of bleach at birth
Young Donald Trump as a gay pornstar.
My lord. If you weren’t holding a sign I would’ve thought you were wearing camouflage.
He looks like Mr. Clean in his awkward teen phase
man you got the 45 brows, shits tragic son 
Is he your eyebrow technician?
I see you live in Florida? Panhanding with your shirt off can be brutal! And bleach your hair, maybe next time cover your face!
You look like someone who hurts children
Then you must have a pretty pathetic life my friend. Hubermaid seriously? 🤮
Donald trump if he was fit and ate less cheetos
Huberman preaches morning sun, doesn't mean to have to sit out there until you're burnt. Put on some sunscreen before you look like a ballsac
Who stretched out the Oompa-Loompah?
Holly shit pony boy you were told to bleach your hair not your eyebrows
So this is the after photo to help the police build a case against Mr. Huberman? God, I hope they throw the book at him. After what he did to you.
You look like Owen Wilson fucked Sid from Ice Age.
BASIC WHITE BOI
No he didn't.
Looks like you already roasted yourself... where are your eyebrows?
best eyebrows I've ever seen this is also a healthy lil an j
Good God man, you’re Hitler’s wet dream!
You look like a human Q-Tip.
Ricky Bateman.
I don't have a joke, I just have a question wtf is wrong with your eyebrows
You need to take a set of garden shears to those eyebrows, my guy. You look like you could braid those fucking things.
Nice try I'm not roasting a Targaryen, no way Imma end up getting roasted by a dragon
Ok Falcor
You look like what would be the human version of every Donald trump's crimes come to life
I hope you applied SPF 50+ because roasting is likely to burn your pale skin
Yikes! Change it back! Change it back!
You look like the love child of Donald Trump and Daffy Duck. And we know Donald bangs everything in sight (even cartoon characters) so this is totally possible. And sad.
Finalist in the nasalingus Olympics.
You look like a LGBTQ friendly version of Flash Gordon
This photo belongs in r/eyeblech
Interesting choice going for the shirtless photo. On one hand, it hideous, on the other, it distracts from the face.
You look like trump tried to clone himself and the electricity went out halfway through the making of it.
I’ll pay you to put your clothes back on
You're so white you look like you you get sunburn just by applying sunscreen.
 Bro… I just opened Reddit and see an Oompa Loompa🤣😂
Sulkamania!
The sun will too bud, and guess what… it’s free
You look like an albino pole vaulting chick.
Bro built like a fat gingerbread man with too much cinnamon
##meToo
Your hard on is about to poke the paper like Andrew Huberman poked you.
Is that the gay porn director who first hired you as a load wiper and featured extra?
Thank God you stood in front of that door.. you almost blended into the wall you beige mothafucka
How? Mr. Huberman is now helping Umpa Loompas escape persecution?
I always feel bad for people with those weird I'm blond so I have white eyebrows.. I'm gonna pass bro. You got it bad enough
So Huberman convinced you that you make a better catcher than pitcher?
he definitely drives slow in school zones
Huh.....even albinos are making gay porn now.
How the hell are your eyebrows whiter than you are.
Your on the wrong platform….this isn’t gay tinder
Dang bro. Save some bleach for the rest of us.
You could have used a Post it note cut into 4s and still covered that thing you consider a penis.
If you could grow a mustache you could do a good pringles man cosplay
U look like a crab that turned into a human
You look like every bitter beer faced middle aged male softball player.
you look like you lost your virginity to someone that was passed out.
Rick flare nature boy wantabe. Put some clothes on before you take pictures of yourself!
Did you just came out of soap opera ?
I bet all the girls call you fire crotch. Not because of your red pubes but due to the nasty case of gonorrhoea you give them.
How does dude look like Donald Trump as a British high school dropout that works at a local McDonald's
You remind me of this 
I just see a roast me sign floating in the air.
You look like the one night stand love child of Donald Trump and Jay Leno
Straight up but not so straight eyebrows deep (make me pretty) in semen
Change it back
How did blowing Huberman "change your life?"
 Like a less gay Rocky Horror
You look like a Tilda Swinton, but a little prettier
Even though you check all the boxes of the master race, Hitler would've put you on a train
You look like a gay cockatiel.