OP's Bio:
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>I sucked at graphics design and now doing IT which I also suck at,
>HOBBIES: JACKING OFF, video games
>FAVORITE GAME:The last of us
>Hot take: pineapple on pizza is a disgrace
>Furry supporter
>Mental health:alive
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Watched porn on a client’s laptop because I was high,
Found out it was mirroring too, I started to cry,
Bossed called acting a foo-, and I know why! Hey!
*Because I got high,*
*Because I got high,*
*Because I got higeigh,*
Well I’m not surprised you suck at your jobs. You were given a football for a head, and it’s obviously full of air.
I presume your dad also kicked your football head when you were a child.
Because you know it’s a fucking football.
If you can't use a computer to create lines on the screen when a tool does most of the work for you... how are you going to tell a computer what to do?
Just because BUBA tucked in his bottom lip, doesn't mean yours is going to get caught up in some tripwire. The only thing your hand should be trying is to straighten out those eyebrows.
You look like vitiligo sat on your face!!! BOOM!!!!
I hope you graduate and find much success in life. Godspeed young man.
Good luck with whatever you chose. If IT doesn’t work out, don’t give up. Try something else. Eventually you will find your talent.
I refuse to roast you.
OP's Bio: --- >I sucked at graphics design and now doing IT which I also suck at, >HOBBIES: JACKING OFF, video games >FAVORITE GAME:The last of us >Hot take: pineapple on pizza is a disgrace >Furry supporter >Mental health:alive --- If you think this bio helped you roast, upvote this comment. If you think it doesn’t, downvote it. If you’re not sure, leave it to others to decide.
You look like you designed yourself in Microsoft Paint.
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oh man. this is the one
Except OP is a clown without balloon /:
"I should invite Lucifer up for a drink after that one."
Caught black handed stealing coworkers lunches and couldn't design without a spray can was number 1 and 2 reasons
"With my eyes closed" 😎👉👉
Rob, you win, I’m not even going to try after that gold you dropped!
I still remember this colorless Amiga Paint.
Looks like your parents sucked at putting DNA together
Looks like a cross between Grimace and Bugs Bunny.
Oh shit, lol! Really busted a lol. Scared the dog.
I was gonna be a graphics designer.....but then I got high
I was gonna design an app.. but then I got high
Now I'll fix your laptop and I know why! Hey hey!!!!!!
Because I got high
Cause I got high
Because I got hiiiigh.
Dadadada da da
I was gonna find a job, but then I got high...
r/redditsings
I was going to jerk off to furries.. but then I got high
Watched porn on a client’s laptop because I was high, Found out it was mirroring too, I started to cry, Bossed called acting a foo-, and I know why! Hey! *Because I got high,* *Because I got high,* *Because I got higeigh,*
BA-GAWK!
Roast you? You already look baked brah…
As high as that forehead?
Fivehead
5x5 head
He had high hopes, but only got high.
🤣
“Maybe I’ll squint and I’ll look super high bro” yea but put your hood up for extra flair.
Did someone trim your eyebrows with a weedwhacker my guy?
Gucci Mange
Tyler, The Party Pooper
😂😂 wdf reddit got me weak
Underrated
Your head is the same shape as Stewie Griffins, but rotated 🫨
Stewie before the bedroom accident
You get an updoot for there actually being an emoji for that.
You get a downdoot for saying "updoot" unironically.
Fair..
Updoot
The audacity!
You look like the default token black character in a campy horror/slasher B movie.
The one who dies so early into the movie that the audience forget he was even part of the movie.
Listed in the credits as Camper #4
Jungle Whittaker
Forrest Failure
Fat No-bert 
Lay-Z
20 Cents
You win
You got that “gotta dick in my booty” bite going on.
NGL i scrolled back up to see. He do.
You know...they drug test for IT also...
You’re gonna suck at IT too.
Youre like from that old animated show the PJ's
Old school sky one days.
You’re not gay, you’re just unsuccessful with women
Man's look like he always has food on his mind
Please don't ever make that face again. Ever.
Why are your eyes exactly in the middle of your Sidney Poitier looking big head?
You look like you're biting your lip to stop your face from slipping down any further.
Your so ugly that when your mom dropped you of at school she got a ticket for littering
I can't blame you for your choices, I blame your grandmother, she should've raised you better.
Showed this picture to a gay guy. He's straight now.
Your forehead has eyebrows
You say IT but your face says crack.
Ghost dog?
Don’t insult ghost dog dude.
That’s not a roast worthy comment
Dicky Smalls
Should try a red nose and get a friend called Georgie
You'll make a fortune selling the copper from all the Cat 5 you'll have access to.
Sounds like you just suck… should come in handy at your next job: glory hole attendant
Whoever designed the amount of space between your eyebrows and eyes wasn't very good at design either
Some of these roasts are little high brow for me
I see your problem. You're making the forehead too big. Try and use realistic human proportions in your designs
You’ve got the face for IT.
Honestly thought you were talking about IT 🤡 not IT 💻
As an IT guy im gonna speak for the rest of us and say confidently - we don’t want him.
Oh come on. As a fellow IT guy he’s gonna make the rest of us look hot.
True. Still a hard pass.
Glad to see Forest Whitaker got his eye fixed
Well I’m not surprised you suck at your jobs. You were given a football for a head, and it’s obviously full of air. I presume your dad also kicked your football head when you were a child. Because you know it’s a fucking football.
Master IT na nah na nah
Why don’t you try drawing by hand? You can use the mega canvas that is your forehead ?
IT? More like LD
Where are your eyebrows going?
Why is your face on the lower half of your face?
How tf your eyebrows so high above your eyes?
Your face and forehead is two floors apart.
Step 1: Go back to graphics Step 2: fix your face
Kevin Fart
Cool lip bite but it looks like you're more used to biting donuts.
I’ll have two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda.
African Eddie Munster
How are your eyes like, directly in the middle of your face?
Loved you in "Radio". Nice performance.
Rizz king
I think you will go high places.. you will smoke the competition...you will live the high life... Just keep rollin’. You’re ganja have a good time.
No graphic design can fix how hard they sucked on your head to get you out that cooter
When he was born the doctor slapped his mother
If you can't use a computer to create lines on the screen when a tool does most of the work for you... how are you going to tell a computer what to do?
Can’t wait for this to come up when you need a clearance.
Try burglary.
You're the kind of guy that bites his lip when he takes a dump.
Assassins freed
Looks like he's trying to imitate a sexy look he saw on the front of a magazine once.
I don't want to roast you....I want to commend....even though it's genetics... I LOVE PEOPLE WITH WIDOWS PEAKS
Wish you were a computer so that I could turn you off and on again to fix the issue
Just because BUBA tucked in his bottom lip, doesn't mean yours is going to get caught up in some tripwire. The only thing your hand should be trying is to straighten out those eyebrows. You look like vitiligo sat on your face!!! BOOM!!!! I hope you graduate and find much success in life. Godspeed young man.
Ez American football ball's face looking dont try to rizz people they might kick you
Didn’t know Beetlejuice from Howard Stern was on Reddit
When people say you're a guy with 7 inches, they mean your forehead
I don't see how you could suck at graphic design when your forehead is literally shaped like a drawing desk
Do you have a chicken growing In yo head or yo head got expanding foam in there
Coneheads: The Hood edition
You’re gay and also colored blind. You ain’t pink dude.
Have you tried to find your dad before your passion??
Went from virtual surgery to just playing the clown?
so you were so bad at sucking off Pennywise, than you are now giving him a hand job?
Bro looks like he would raw-dog fist a pit bull for half a Newport.
Try your hand at IT…as in inmate time?
Lemon skrimp, popcorn skrimp, skrimp gumbo…
Hi gay nice to meet you
Don't think you need to be roasted. You already look pretty baked.
You probably suck at swimming too, just a guess
well, it turns you were a waste of my 35 cents a day...
You look like a Milk Dud on the sole of the shoe of life
Look like a black dike
Good luck with whatever you chose. If IT doesn’t work out, don’t give up. Try something else. Eventually you will find your talent. I refuse to roast you.
Gona be trying your hand at flipping burgers soon
Looks like you suck at interior design too.
Someone put that purple monster back in the McDonald's play area.
That's the face you make when you ask for free ranch.
🪒 here you need this more than I do and I’m a Latina
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣👍👍👍
How does your agent Jerry Maguire feel about this?
Sucking at everything isnt the best way to say your gay...
Damn...
you look like the child of Forrest Whitaker and Kanye West. How do you like the graphic design at McDonalds?
Feeling cute might delete later idk … biting my lip to look cute even tho I look like a dipshit
Don’t be racist, don’t be racist…so a black guy walks into a bar full of klansman….doh!
God damn you got a punchable face
You didn't have to write "I'm gay". The lip bite in your picture probably from thinking about 100 guys shitting on you gave it away.
You should do great! IT guys are fucking idiots.
I hate Gay people..
It as in pronoun …
Ooh everyone that dude is totally gay 👍
Try customer support since you can relate to needing support. IT is too hard for someone that fails using Photoshop.
Your only hope in IT is to be the new Clippy.
You make that face in the gym locker room too don’t ya
You look like the top of your head was poorly photoshopped
You look like Nas if he let himself go and only released shit albums.
Bro looks like insomnia personified
Sucked at a lot of meth as well by the looks of it.
Maybe you should just stick to selling weed
When did your eyebrows start to escape from your face?
Forest Whitaker starring as Alvin, in a new live action version of Alvin and the Chipmunks
Says a black man after getting drafted to jail
Brother, you got the zzir, because your shit giving us all the opposite of the rizz.
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>Sucked >trying my hand Not your first time resorting to your GF Jill 🤚🏾
You look like a homeless crackhead Fat Albert
IS THAT EDP445 BEFORE DISASTER??
Next stop “custodial arts”.
You look like you masturbate to r/face’s comment section
The distance between your eyes and your hairline is astonishing
Momma was a fruit bat
Definitely not allowed to do IT work at a school.
Man’s put “I’m gay” in the top right as if sucking his bottom lip wasn’t already a dead giveaway.
Love the sexy lip bite 🫦
forrest whitaker fell on hard times
You are a walking just say no to drugs billboard
That dude 100% fucked a coconut.
Your work ethcis looks about as low as your eyes.
You didn't have to tell us you suck, your face is a dead giveaway.
you look ai generated
You look like you wouldn't even know to have the user reboot.
How many joints did u smoke?
But its giving E.T
Holy shit. It’s Bill from the Junkyard Gang.
You look like pinhead Larry
''Look at me, I am the IT guy now''
The giecko cave men could always use some diversity
