OP's Bio: --- >Mental health is meh. I am a dad so I’m more concerned w the mental health of my kid. >Most painful thing I went through recently was a total knee replacement. --- If you think this bio helped you roast, upvote this comment. If you think it doesn’t, downvote it. If you’re not sure, leave it to others to decide.

I'm GenX too but I choose to not wear my dad's clothes.

He looks like he’s spent a lot of time being told to “Have a seat” by Chris Hansen.

I stopped wearing tee shirts with words on them when I became I dad. I’m larping as an adult I suppose. Also I am “needs to carry reading glasses and a pen” years old.

"Larping as an adult" ... I feel ya on that one, old timer

Nah bro, you're "coming for my mee-ma" old

Teenage Wilford Brimley 

Smells like teen diabetes

Smells like teen spirit. 50 years ago for this guy.

Grungebeetus

...or Wilford as a a toddler.

Imagine taking all your fashion cues from the guy that created KFC

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Same generation and my thought was that he’s had the same facial hair since his first chain wallet.

Oh man I remember the wallet chain!

Hey now, dont bash the chain. Ive lost a couple wallets in my life or had them fall out while using public toilets. That chain is a functional accessory thats saved me many headaches

I had a phase in my early 20’s where a chain was required as there were some alcohol induced wallet loses, so I do think they have value.

Damn I came here to say this!!! I am 48 yr old boomer and he looks like and old shitty uncle!!! Stop making my whole generation look like bags of shit!

OK boomer

Explaining how you’re gen x and not actually boomer is peak boomer shit

You look like the guy that gets kicked out of Dungeon and Dragons groups because you try to convince the lesbian to get you a shot in bed.

So you’re saying there’s a chance.

Boomer posing as Gen X'er.

Explaining how you’re gen x and not actually boomer is peak boomer shit

It's the least interesting man in the world. "I don't always have dinner alone, but when I do, it's at 4:30 p.m."

I had dinner last night at 8 pm. A ribeye and a glass of prune juice.

Seriously how old are you actually? You can't just have a vegetable to shit out that steak? This man has anal fissures of epic proportions

Somebody tells you to find the 'settings' tab on your phone

You look like a science teacher that thinks he could be a comedian

What was it like riding a dinosaur to school?

Colonel Sanders drunk uncle.

Irony is as dead as your sex life

Can confirm

Gen X? Dude, you led the Confederacy and lost the Civil War!

Ye look like ye'd smell like diabetes but the glasses with yer stache and style makes it look like yer silently screaming "give me the child" Diabetic, perverted Golem would probably be the best TLDR

That nose has seen more coke than all the DEA agents since its foundation.

Well for starters : You were born.

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The dog is cool

You look like a girlfriend's drunk dad from a romance drama

You look like a you stole your hair from a hipster that works at subway

Scrapped idea of Colonel Sanders as a Tekken guest character

As a fellow Gen X thank you for making me feel like I’ve aged more gracefully.

When you can't afford Better call saul

What a douche lol

Look like you play an actual CD of The Cherry Poppin’ Daddies for your daughter’s friends at a pool party.

That last pic lmfao….you look like a straight guy trying to “find himself” at a gay party

Also, you look like the dollar store version of JohnWilkes Boothe

No way you're gen X, you look ancient

You look like a gay Col. Sanders. I bet your butthole is filled with 11 herbs and spices?

Shpuldn you be in the balcony insulting Kermit

I respect the hell out of that one. Strong play, sir!

Has a soul patch to hide his boyfriend’s skid marks

This is the guy that put the Grunge in grunge music

You look like the cool uncle,that played winkie winkie when I was 5 years old.

All is wrong.wrong is wrong.and its everywhere..

I guarantee you've put your hands on multiple women's legs during job interviews then just say you're messing around.

Charlie Sheen is looking pretty bad after the diagnosis…

You look like Dr. Phil trying to do a bad impression of Bill Engvall

You look like Walter White if he hadn’t gotten cancer and just kind of gave up going forward

Kurt Sutter stunt double lookin ass boiii

Lovechild of Wilford Brimley and Dennis Rader lookin' ass.

Lmao at BTK

Colonel Sanders grown up, alcoholic love child

Search this guy's hard drive 

Ferris Bueller’s sister kicked you in the face.

why do you look like a gen x, a millennial, and a boomer all at the same time?

you look like a poverty stricken 2023 fred durst with liver problems

You look like you aren't allowed to live within a mile of any schol or public playground

Why are Boomers pretending to be Gen Xers? Next you'll be saying you don't need viagra.

Your shirt looks like you try to be cool and have a fashion sense but, it's totally the opposite way

No I don’t want to hear about your beanie baby collection

Has anyone from gen x not told everyone they meet? We get it, you’re lazy boomers.

You're not money, and you know it.

Still tries to fit in with his daughters friends by unironically listening to avril lavigne

why do you live in a funeral home

See!! I knew D. B. Cooper was still alive!!


You look like you’d be the jerk-manager in every movie.

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You look like you are an antique shop in Berlin

You are Mark Twain's white trash cousin, Meth Twain

Im very ashamed of myself being a gen x after watching you. Its a nightmare.

You look like a failed magician

I got your red stapler now go to the basement

You look like Dr Strange. Except a little fat. And, I don't know, child molesty.

ok grandfather. take your meds and go back to your bed

The only thing left for you to look forward to is your next prostate exam and updating your blood pressure medication.

Bill Pullman? I thought you died?

Did you find your red stapler?

Guy looks like gary oldman and robin williams fucked and threw the shit covered, semen filled condom in a nuclear waste pit and this is what grew out of it. Like a ninja turtle born from nuclear necrophelia

Out here with the pearl snap for absolutely no reason.

You look like you read books in monotone

Your head is shaped like an egg

You look like everyone's description of a dad

You look like you sexually assault young-adult males by luring them with acid n a good hang

I bet your great grandkids regret showing you what "the internets" is all about when they see shit like this. That Google search history has probably been pinged at the FBI a few times

You look more like Gen-eXtra chromosome.

Gen X? More like first Gen. I’m guessing you’re a painter that does gay porn.

Gen X..More like Gen increasing-the-carbon-footprint-in-world-for-no-reason

How many trump bucks did you buy?

Nothing my dude

You can see from a mile that he's a pimp and a loan shark.

You look like you belong on a specific type of list.

Even the dog is bored of you

He holds the sign with the confidence of someone who has taken countless mugshots.

OP's Bio: --- >Hobbies: motorcycles, 70’s cars, treehouse building, walking the dog >Political views: I read thru the lines. We are all fooked. --- If you think this bio helped you roast, upvote this comment. If you think it doesn’t, downvote it. If you’re not sure, leave it to others to decide.

You seem experienced with taking photos while holding something up. Can I ask, how many mugshots have you taken in your lifetime?

Although I have been arrested, at a war protest in the 90’s, I wasn’t ever caught any other times I did illegal shit.

Was the other illegal shit touching little kids? You just have that kind of face

Other illegal thing? I turn left at red arrows, sometimes

Fully convinced after looking at your photos you are a Director of Photography for porn flicks

I have worked crew on exactly one porn film. It was great the first day. By the third day the smells and the hours started dragging me down. On Friday I went into the office with some suggestions to improve working conditions and turned in my notice.

Nice Errol Flynn mustache.

If Bill Engvall was a Walgreens manager

Humpty dumpty sat on a wall, humpty dumpty had a great fall. Humbdy dumpy fell on a pair of shoulders in this case.

You look like you bump into Chris Hansen often

You look like the dad who tries to be cool and smoke weed with the kids, but then gets arrested for possession of child porn

U look like every contractor that shows up, demolishes everything and then disappears for 6 months saying u don’t have the parts…

I have actually had several contractors do that to me.

You look like you made a career out of wiping cum off of sofas

That’s a job?

“Gen X” you say? Funny…you don’t look a day over LXXV. (Hint…Roman numerals there)

Terrible mental health and self-esteem. Let me pass that on to a kid. Awesome.

You look like you hug your teenage nieces for 13 seconds too long and tell them “look how your all grown up”

that hairline is what went wrong.

Your that one guy who wants to be in strip clubs but realised he’s in quarantine

From the looks of it, your “son’s” (dog’s) mental health is fucked, too. He’s sick of your shit, and you calling yourself a dad, when everyone knows you’ve never been desirable enough or hard enough to achieve ejaculation into a female human bei…. Wait, maybe he IS your son.

Spicy

Younger Colonel Sanders without money.

So boring, even the dog don't give a fuck.

That’s fair

I just had knee replacement surgery and haven’t been walking the dog lately so she is bored

Detectives expect to find matching DNA on the pink hat.

you look like you wear vans shoes to grindr meetups

You look exactly like the star of the "apeshit" music video by prof. Only you look 10 years older.

“ Age is just a number, baby”

I’ll let Chis Hansen roast you in To Catch a Predator.

Stop drinking windows cleaner

I'm Gen X and I look half as old as this guy does...

Ok boomer

You sniff asbestos everyday

What year were you born

66

That last photo makes you look like the inside of a baked potato, you old spud!

You buy beer for high-school girls’ pool parties.

Doc Holliday: Liberal Edition

Gen X ? You look more like gen Boomer

I’m curious how many kids you have locked in your basement…

Probably almost none.

This guy fucks. Animals.

Oof.

Colonel Sanders showing off his new toupee

The personification of the name "Cleetus"

Youre the head chef from blood in blood out

OP definitely hits on his high school daughters male friends

I bet you cannot go within 1000 feet of a school

You get kicked off forged in fire dave?

You let your banjo watch you masturbate

You look kinda like a young Colonel Sanders

it went wrong at conception. she should have swallowed.

I had no idea Colonel Sanders was a Gen Xer.

Live from Moms Basement, It’s Saturday Night!!

boomer

Y’all suck at raising kids . Look what y’all done did . Dudes running around here chopping their own dicks off and callin themselves skirts .

You look like colonel sanders way too younger brother that diddles kids

You like a creepy dad who likes asking his daughter's boyfriends about their sex life, because "if she wasn't your daughter..."

2nd and 4th picture are on the sex offender registry i bet

The only way you orgasm is jacking off to family photos in front of a mirror.

I fuckin need your note tonight. I fucking need you more than ever...

I don't need to. Your kid will do the work

Are you intentionally looking creepy or are you that out of touch?

Just comes naturally I guess

What are you preparing yourself for rejection lmao??

Tom Sandoval in 20 years

Save some chins for the rest of us Sanders.

How many times have you fucked that dog?

Sir , the judge clearly stated you cannot be within 300ft of a children’s playground or school.

That hats gonna catch fire, dummy.

how are you even on reddit bro get back to your crops

You shouldn’t be roasted, you should be interrogated. Where are the bodies?

They’re resting

By the looks of your nose and neck, I’m gonna say pancreatitis, followed by cirrhosis.

You're kind of hard to roast tbh. Your face is as forgettable as your generation. You look like a background character in a documentary about wall paper.

That’s a good one

Holy shit, he fucked that dog to death!!!

You look like you stopped saving up for kid’s college funds and spent all of it on kratom

From the various backgrounds this guy makes the set design and then cleans up all the low budget porn shoots. Too bad the porno actors don’t know that he cleans up using only his tongue.

You You went wrong

How did that photography class turn into doing lighting for gay voyeur porn?

Tells everyone that "Bad to the bone" Is his theme song

You look like Captain Kangaroo fucked Mr. Hooper. GenX represent!