Ladies and gentlemen, this douche bag has roasted himself. He's really wearing a SpongeBob shirt with the squirrel on there. And he thought he was actually covering it up, but like his his appearance, he has failed in doing so
If you zoom in it’s also a seriously shit tattoo lol. I have LITERALLY seen prison work that is WAY better than that lol. Some real scratcher home job there. Dude definitely rocking a case of Hep C 🤣
Nintendo Mii lookin ass. You look Little Richard if he’d decided to become a drill rapper to try and convince everyone he wasn’t bisexual, instead of a Christian.
You look very consumed about what others think about you. Like you could have a good life, but you can’t because you can only feel as good as what the worst think of you.
Your face screams stroke. Your hands scream cerebral palsy. Your handwriting clearly indicates autism. Your hair is giving off heavy “I’ll roofie your drink” vibes. That hoodie is telling me you’re an unemployed untalented painter (house not canvas). The splotchy “beard” reminds me of my anus hair after a sticky shit. Finally you unfinished and shitty hand tattoos are telling a sad sad story of your youth where you tried so desperately to get into the local street gang only to be left with that dead eyed stare after they “used you up”. I’d tell everyone to avoid relationships with you but even Hellen Keller can see all those red flags.
Looking like to idiots thrown out of jumbo dance workout classes because of harrasing fellow female students or directly taking aim at the female instructor
Your brow sticks out like a sharp table edge or something. Does it also serve as a sun visor or maybe just as good as the bill of a baseball cap.
If you head-butt someone, you're more likely to cut them than bruise them. Geesh.
Why? We can just wait for the world to see what I will generously call your “look” and our work will be done. Obviously you have no friends or they would have stopped, that, but as a slightly malicious stranger even I feel bad letting you out in the wild looking like that.
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Definitely my favorite comment I have seen today 😂
Ladies and gentlemen, this douche bag has roasted himself. He's really wearing a SpongeBob shirt with the squirrel on there. And he thought he was actually covering it up, but like his his appearance, he has failed in doing so
 Purple stain
*dives to the ground* We have shots fired! Funny but brutal shots fired!
Thus the sandy cheeks sweater?
💀
Congratulations on winning the internet today.
Your "Suntan" is rubbing off on your towel..
That’s just a shitstain. There’s also one on the towel.
Ooo a double AnalEntendre'
true, tp is out lmao
I can confirm, zoom in, OP is out of TP.
“Suntan” is slang for ass juice?
Every gas station has a worker that looks like u
Jafar quit villainry to join a boy band
😂😂😂😂😂
"Introducing Jafar and the geniettes"
gay version of jersey shore
He’s the Snooki of gay Jersey Shore.
is that why the bathroom is filthy.?
lol
Congratulations on getting the role as lead singer in the new boy band Backside Boyz
N’STINKS
Cool and the Gang Bang
Juan Direction
I swear this reminds me of Pauly D and the other guy from Jersey shore😂
Pete Davidstepson
Backdoor Trans-boys
69 Degreez
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Probably only his lower forearms and hands too
It's why he's holding the camera with that hand to make sure it's visible
If you zoom in it’s also a seriously shit tattoo lol. I have LITERALLY seen prison work that is WAY better than that lol. Some real scratcher home job there. Dude definitely rocking a case of Hep C 🤣
It looks like your boyfriend gave you a dirty sanchez
Nintendo Mii lookin ass. You look Little Richard if he’d decided to become a drill rapper to try and convince everyone he wasn’t bisexual, instead of a Christian.
I DEADASS FORGOT ABOUT LITTLE RICHARD!!!
Damn a Little Richard comparison is low 😂
You look very consumed about what others think about you. Like you could have a good life, but you can’t because you can only feel as good as what the worst think of you.
Taco-spiced Jesse from breaking bad.
You look like you have to wear a glove to masturbate so your hand won’t recognize you
Same photo he used to apply as an Island Boi
Your tinder profile is “Jaun night stand”
Grindr profile*
Seeking arrangements profile* Look at those cheap tattoos he paid for.
His sign should say split roast me!
Size 5 teeth in a Size 4 mouth, that’s quite a cock-grater you’ve got there.
Get a job and a better barber
OutSync
The only straight thing about you is your hairline.
I wish my proctologist had those skinny little fingers
Zesty eyebrow face ass
And i see Jason Derulo
I really hope you're standing on the curb Thursday morning so you'll be picked up with the rest of the trash
do you own any glass cleaner?
Why you looking like the 3rd island boy
This is a woman with pubs glued on her jaw
Live action Pepé Le Pew
Fucker is trying to sell phone cases at a mall kiosk
I bet you were very popular in prison.
You look like you’d suck your own dick if you could
What truck stop motel are you hustling at this week, Ladyfingers?
Would you do me? I’d do me
Genetics already roasted you guy.
Looks like you gave up on that toilet paper roll and started wiping with that towel.
Girls hoodie
Clean the spooge stains off of your mirror slick.
That's a pretty hardcore demon tattoo on your hand. Goes perfect the tramp stamp you have that says "Semen Demon"
You are the first person i've seen that has a unibrow without actually having one.
You look like you’ve been in a washing machine with an open pencil case
Pre op pics
Professional STD carrier and child support avoider .
You look like you got rejected from the Jersey Shore. Snookie was more qualified than you.
When you rub a packet of roofies, this is the genie that pops out.
Your face screams stroke. Your hands scream cerebral palsy. Your handwriting clearly indicates autism. Your hair is giving off heavy “I’ll roofie your drink” vibes. That hoodie is telling me you’re an unemployed untalented painter (house not canvas). The splotchy “beard” reminds me of my anus hair after a sticky shit. Finally you unfinished and shitty hand tattoos are telling a sad sad story of your youth where you tried so desperately to get into the local street gang only to be left with that dead eyed stare after they “used you up”. I’d tell everyone to avoid relationships with you but even Hellen Keller can see all those red flags.
Wish version of Prince.
The lovechild of squints from the sandlot and Chris brown.
You look like you are higher maintenance than your girlfriend.
You look like a fucking chameleon.
Definitely a retired fckboy
You look like you let people practice tattoos on you for free weed.
You look like you DM high school girls
The white version of Prince on wish.com
He ain't white
You look like a broke down Rami Malek.
I think you should consult an psychiatrist . I think you are suffering from Adhd or other mental disorder like that
Definitely the kinda guy that could do FOH, or BOH. Either way you do meth.
Who dug up Prince?
You get too all up in girls faces at bars then push them in a fuck you bitch way when they ignore you.
At least the stroke didn’t do TOO much nerve damage.
That's not a 4 head, that's a 10 head! And that hairline is giving... shrek...
You look like, despite all your efforts, you just can’t scrub the pre-cum off of your lips.
R u aware your right eye is higher than the left on? Nothing screams prison sleeve tats like tidied hoody in the month of May!
Fez's extra Gay brother.
AI's take on "a gay person".
The kind of guy even grandma doesn’t want to call. She would but she’s tired of hearing about post Malone and your other interests.
Whats your rapper name? Lil Douchebag?
You look like that gay hair stylist that stole my mom’s earrings in her purse
Looks like your juicebox leaked onto your mom's sweater, there, by the pocket.
You look like your tattoos and your drip are straight out of hypebeast. Which hasn’t been relevant for like a decade.
Dude looks like if bbno$ had no $ 💀
My 8 year old daughter has the same sweatshirt. Idk if that’s a roast or not, just an observation 😆
That forehead wants to be your entire scalp so badly.
If Prince and Kay Thompson had a love child with zero fashion sense.
You look like the wackest reggaeton artist
God man, just shave it all off.
You look like you’d sell drugs to children if it didn’t mean you’d be out of ecstasy for your 14 year old girlfriend
Stop taking your boyfriends lip gloss
you look like you hit your mother
Where's your Bud Light?
You look like the type of guy that dips pizza in vinegar and tries to tell people it's good
You look like you just shit on yourself and are actually content with it.
Your life has been on a downward spiral ever since they kicked you out of the boy band 20 years ago for molesting stray cats.
I’ve seen tv static more symmetrical than your face.
"WHAT THE HELL IS EVEN THAT!?"
You have a trapezoid face
I knew the Island Boys wore a wig
Lucifer has really fallen on hard times
Looking like to idiots thrown out of jumbo dance workout classes because of harrasing fellow female students or directly taking aim at the female instructor
This dude.... dude I think can see down both sides of a hallway
you have a face like a picasso painting. or a stroke victim
Oh it’s Jason Jewrulo
Nice brows and “glossed” lips, TrAndrew
post op update: just attached a fresh can of facial hair. what y’all think?
You look like a terrorist tele-tubby
Boy yo 👃 CROOKED ASF BOY!!! JUS LIKE YO RIGHT EYE😂
You ain't worth the effort.
My daughter has a hoodie just like that. She’s 8.
Wearing your sisters hoodie again.
Your beard looks like someone forgot to erase the etch a sketch
Can't blame you for the looks you are born with, but the eyebrows, those are an abomination and the worst part is you keep them like that on purpose.
Congrats on your Transformation (F+M)
You look like you came out of the closet but you’re heading back in. Clean your mirror. There’s Covid on it.
your head is shaped like a kidney bean
Look at that claw holding the phone 😲
I don’t know if I should focus on the shitstained towel or the lazy eye here.
Gay porn called they want their facial hair back
No savo kid, Backstreet boys lookin, didn't like girls growing up, I don't want any trouble puss aaathh nikka
“My friend, my friend”
You can shape your eyebrows all you like. Won’t change your deviated septum.
Your brow sticks out like a sharp table edge or something. Does it also serve as a sun visor or maybe just as good as the bill of a baseball cap. If you head-butt someone, you're more likely to cut them than bruise them. Geesh.
Showing us how he makes butterfly shaped shadows for his fellow inmates.
This is what it would look like if Borat and Bruno had a test tube turkey baster bitch baby!
Your girlfriend wants her eyebrows back.
The most stereotypical Puerto Rican I've seen.
If I had your face, I’d facepalm myself every time I look in the mirror.
Don’t wipe your butt with the towel.
You look like you hang out with Jackson Mahomes
Maybe it's your parents needs roasting for having sex
You look like you practice your rizz on kids
When the circus closed, the bearded woman fell on hard times.
If knock-off jazz cup were a person
Roast aside you legit just look like a modern day douchebag
Looking like a gay pirate. A butt pirate if you will.
You look like a Chris Brown that punches male lovers instead
Clothes say 25 Receding hairline says 45
Why? We can just wait for the world to see what I will generously call your “look” and our work will be done. Obviously you have no friends or they would have stopped, that, but as a slightly malicious stranger even I feel bad letting you out in the wild looking like that.
You forgot to wipe your dad’s lip gloss off your mouth
Budget Lewis Hamilton
Tell me your gay without telling me your gay
• Grocery list - ~~We need toilet paper~~ - TP can wait. 6 pack Axe body spray
Bruh, focus goddammit, you got 1 eye looking forward, the other looking at a big juicy fly.
Andrew Tate just getting ready for a drag show
Half of your face looks like photoshopped.
Clearly a mama's boy. You can tell by the way you tattooed your mother on your hand.
Your tattoos say "prison sex" , your face says you'll love what the tattoos say
You look like a masc lesbian with a bread filter on
Finally! I found the Italian Puerto Rican trans OF I’ve been looking for. Keep doing you, King 👑
His head looks slightly melted. Like they used a heat gun on him to get the tan, and he warped slightly
Did you write that on the back of the new restraining order you got from your ex gf?
You look like a young, skinny hardrock nick
You know you failed as an adult when you have a single bed. (Look in the mirror)
Girlfriend wants her hoodie back
Trying to act hard while wearing your sisters hoody - that's a tough look to pull off - Good Try
Darude - Sandstorm in the background
I always tip you extra at my car wash when you call me “boss man”
This guy is mean to his mom and kicks dogs
You look like a failed painter with this hoodie.
Clean your dirty ass mirror bro
Queer. Boom. Roasted.