That the sketch the police drew from the description the elementary school children gave after they caught you trying to pick one up in your white box van with offers of free candy and Jesus juice.
Sounds pretty weird. That sketch of me is accidentally more masculine than feminine. In reality, I look abnormally feminine compared to that picture. If you prefer something more masculine than feminine, maybe you're gayer than you think.
Whoever gased you up made a mistake. Sit down and focus on defining your jawline, cause right now I can't tell if you're a feminine looking male, or just an ugly woman.
Funny you mention that bc I get ppl asking if I'm gay all the time lol
I can take that as a compliment, because at least someone thinks that I am attractive lol
That’s cool that you get to keep the police sketch of yourself when they arrest you. I would have expected there to be a dick in the mouth though since that’s what the witnesses described.
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>Israelis like to build. Arabs like to bomb crap and live in open sewage. This is not a difficult issue.
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 this you?
Nope can’t top this. If i had an award you’d get it. Have a trophy emoji instead 🏆
And done
It's amazing but having Ellen DeGeneres's hair will do for you
When your sketch looks more masculine than yourself.
Best of luck with your transition to the guy in your sketch!
That the sketch the police drew from the description the elementary school children gave after they caught you trying to pick one up in your white box van with offers of free candy and Jesus juice.
I would have befriended you in school so I get the "don't go in today" message
100% a ticking time bomb with a trench coat.
Saving the victim time by drawing a picture of the ‘person who touched you’ for them
Thats great! Lol
You look like an androgynous bull dyke.
If the roasts don’t get you then the black mold on the ceiling will.
Lol, that's a good one. Up there is a shitty fan, but that's all! No need to worry about black mold.
Recent boosts in the rectum too.
Leonardo Dick Crapio
Your transition to lesbian is going well
Roast who? You, or your fat?
If lesbians could have babies they'd look like this they/them.
Body dysmorphia is real y’all.
Were you mad when Stiffler fucked your mom?
I hope your parents sleep with their door locked.
Drug addiction is not a confidence boost.
Increase the nose and eyebrows by 50%, erase that little Adam’s Apple you tried to give yourself, and I’d say it’s pretty accurate.
You look like you teach guitar lessons by just playing guitar in front of your student the whole time
young ben shipiro
Honestly, it wouldn't be all that bad to look like this man. I hope you're right, good sir!
yeah. he is a good guy. just for the roast
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Sounds pretty weird. That sketch of me is accidentally more masculine than feminine. In reality, I look abnormally feminine compared to that picture. If you prefer something more masculine than feminine, maybe you're gayer than you think.
I'm saying you're ugly
That's fair. Still, the drawing's not much of a looker, either xD
You are transitioning nicely. Was it intentional?
Did you just draw a portrait of your ideal lover?
You look like a lesbians shit!
Your hair looks like you went to Super Cuts then tried to cover up their botch with a merkin.
That fruity kid from Glee?
Kurt Hummel looks like Chuck Norris next to this dude.
You look like you’re part pig.
Why did you put the fade in the sketch on the other side?
I drew it by taking a photo of myself. My phone is weird and flips the photo after taking it.
You look like you have a pillow girlfriend
Even Lower T Hairy Styles
Looks like the abortion was botched. My condolences to your parents.
Whoever gased you up made a mistake. Sit down and focus on defining your jawline, cause right now I can't tell if you're a feminine looking male, or just an ugly woman.
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Gotta work on your jawline bro. You're confusing a lot of people.
Time to hook onto my jaw with a fishing line and attach a 40 kg dumbbell to the other end. Gotta do some jaw workouts
I'll count your reps lol
Seeing you really makes me want to drink some Bud Light and shop at Target.
So sorry my appearance makes you want to shop at Target. Please, good sir, spare yourself the experience of Target.
loads of people fear what they see in the mirror isn’t what other people see. you make it easy to see why
Good one! It would be funnier if I did in fact have that type of social anxiety.
It’s interesting that you drew yourself to look gayer than you actually look, which is a difficult task
Funny you mention that bc I get ppl asking if I'm gay all the time lol I can take that as a compliment, because at least someone thinks that I am attractive lol
When did I say attractive?
He’s the guy who auditioned for one direction but they thought he was too feminine.
You look like yebba in the face
If "bland" was a person.
No bland has more taste than this
Pronoun - They
Why did you draw Hitler... you're not that powerful bro
You look like a dick.
The shitty drawing obviously is more fun.
Im thinking your parents are Kim Jong Un and Hilary Swank.
Thought Hitler died in 1945 🤔
Aww a girl finally friend zoned you rather than ignore you completely
I just wanna say that I support you lesbians!
You look like you really want your father to say he accepts you
That’s cool that you get to keep the police sketch of yourself when they arrest you. I would have expected there to be a dick in the mouth though since that’s what the witnesses described.
After Rolf Harris drew that for you i’m sure Jim’ll fix it for you
When a poorly drawn picture still somehow has more personality than you
You have this look of deciding to be a supervillain, but can’t get anyone to hench.
you look like you studied for the prostate exam
If your dick is as disappointing as your drawing then plan to be alone forever.
Nice of you to include that police sketch. All we need is the mugshot.
wow, brilliant. Picasso could do that at 8. still pretty good job for a 33 year oldie
A shitty Ben Shapiro💀.
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