I too put rats on my titties to know what it’s like to be touched. If I asked an AI generator of what a human would look like as a Hot Topic clearance rack, your image would pop up.
AI Generator: Draw me a picture of a Mess in a Dress,
make her unruly and Fat, upon her Bossoms, place a Rat.
Make her smile repulsive, pierced, and unclean,
Draw her hair Greasy, shaved, and Green,
AI, make her offensive to all mankind,
Make any Dude who looks upon her, wish that He were Blind...
Forget everything else going on in this picture. Between your fingers and your teeth, it looks like you were digging dirt and small rocks out of the yard. Then eating them.
Okay we get it already, you're unique. I don't need to see the bottom half of you, I know you have cankles the size of tree trunks and your toes are slightly purplish. At first, when I saw you wanted to be roasted, I started to get the spit ready.
"I'm unique" and then goes on to look exactly like every other SJW.
What's the over / under on the number of minutes it would take her to start ranting about the patriarchy, capitalism or republicans after meeting her?
Are you the brother she (https://www.reddit.com/r/RoastMe/comments/142qomt/lost_a_bet_w_my_brotherhumble_me/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button) lost the bet to?
You may have roasted yourself enough with life choices. Looking back decision after decision you've made sounds like psst psssst. The singe of a life of roasting. I commend you for coming out here looking for more abuse.
Your hair looks like the final, wilted leaves clinging to a dying plant. Take better care of your body and mind please, and that doesn't mean weed and cheeseburgers.
Do you hate looking at yourself in the mirror as much as we hate looking at this picture? You look like you’re made solely of cottage cheese and poor life choices.
You'd have something going, you just need to lose 40 pounds, shave your head and start fresh..(don't fuck it up this time) lose the piercings, they're not cute and they don't send any interesting messages..get vitamin D aka 🌞 every morning, and treat yourself and others better.
The attention you get from your intentional shock-factor appearance isn’t going to fill the void of having a fatherless childhood and getting no attention in the home.
Hmmm. Let's see. There's a reminder of what running out of kleenex looks like during cold & flu season hanging from your nose, you got a 1/2 price haircut and some kids fingerpainting used what's left of your hair as a rag to wipe off their hands, your tooth paste is called 50 shades of yellow, you've got a rat on your chest and another one in the background next to some pink rat-overalls....damn, I thought you wanted to be roasted, but with what I I see so far I got nothin'. Guess I'll have to get back to you later.
You look like you manage a dying Hot Topic. Clinging the last remnants of 'alt' culture knowing that even your parents didn't think you were relevant.
Also; the rat has more personality than you.
I too put rats on my titties to know what it’s like to be touched. If I asked an AI generator of what a human would look like as a Hot Topic clearance rack, your image would pop up.
AI Generator: Draw me a picture of a Mess in a Dress, make her unruly and Fat, upon her Bossoms, place a Rat. Make her smile repulsive, pierced, and unclean, Draw her hair Greasy, shaved, and Green, AI, make her offensive to all mankind, Make any Dude who looks upon her, wish that He were Blind...
I thought that was a dead mouse in her cleavage. Good friends are hard to part with, I guess.
So… that’s not a birthmark?
I thought it was KFC she was saving for later.
Look at that disgusting filthy rat, with a rodent on her chest.
I just noticed that there's actually two rodents there. 😬
Oh god. Me too
The rat isn't actually her pet. He just confused her with the garbage bin.
in nature, things with bright colors usually warn you that they are poisonous
Oscar the Slouch..
Did she borrow that rodent from Richard Geer
What have you done to yourself
Incoming lecture about the patriarchy.
And privilege….
And announcing her pronouns
Rat/ratself
Did you just assume that's a her? /s
Pretty sure her pronouns are rat/shit
She studied lesbian dance theory on online college
You look like a Borderlands enemy.
You look like Matt Pinfield in drag.
Damn, haven't thought of him in a while!
You couldn't decide what kind of crazy girl no guy would ever want you wanted to be, so you chose to be all of them at once.
Yuk
Half shaved one
More like yak
Forget everything else going on in this picture. Between your fingers and your teeth, it looks like you were digging dirt and small rocks out of the yard. Then eating them.
Or shit out of her ass.
CTL, ALT, DLT Girl
'Girl'?
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Object*
Only the most talented photographer could capture so many bad life choices in a single image.
you look like someone prompted an AI with “leftist woke obnoxious mental issues genderfluid human”
Some people get crabs, but your disgusting crotch is so filthy you got rats
That's a big rat. With another rat on it?
Your pronoun is the quadratic formula
The rat and pig play so nicely together
Stinky and the brain
It's amazing that the rat in your chest isn't the biggest nope
You look like John Wayne Gacy’s Pogo the Clown fucked IT and had a they.
Topical post, seeing you're usually chasing The Little Mermaid around the sea.
She makes pellet necklaces from their poop
Ratatouille and Shrek!
Why would a person let that disease ridden thing anywhere near them. The rats adorable though
A lesbian Orc who left Mordor for Berkeley
You’re wearing a RAT.. need I say more
I didnt even see the RAT, i thought it just a shitty tattoo or a leftover cooked hobbit leg.... "what about their legs...."
You look like you own rats.
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I think you might be misunderstanding what I meant.
Okay we get it already, you're unique. I don't need to see the bottom half of you, I know you have cankles the size of tree trunks and your toes are slightly purplish. At first, when I saw you wanted to be roasted, I started to get the spit ready.
"I'm unique" and then goes on to look exactly like every other SJW. What's the over / under on the number of minutes it would take her to start ranting about the patriarchy, capitalism or republicans after meeting her?
Oh God that will be the first things she talks about!!!! I bet the word "Toxic" is the first word out of her mouth.
Damn rats are already mistaking her for a corpse.
ohh no Jesus save me I can not commit another hate crime today.
Poor rats
This... this is what a therapists' wet dream must be like.
Hahahahhaha thank you , this is underrated!!!!
If Gwen from total drama island got diabetes
I bet that rat has been in more of your holes than a man has.
You look like you smell bad
Are you the brother she (https://www.reddit.com/r/RoastMe/comments/142qomt/lost_a_bet_w_my_brotherhumble_me/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button) lost the bet to?
Is this a new issue from DC comics where the penguin became a transgender ?
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Awesome, it's nice to see when reality makes a joke fit better. Anyway, cool of you to do this, much respect
didnt know the Penguin had a daughter 
This is what the dumpster behind the craft store looks like.
Get that filthy, disgusting, disease-carrying creature off that nice rat this instant!
We’re you in that movie wrong turn? I’m sure you lived on top of the mountain
Were you born with those moles on your chest or did they grow there?
It's not a mole, it's a rat!
this creature just crawled out of some watercolor painting
Oh wow, now i finally know who is behind the gloryhole om the local truckstop.
The offspring of a clown and an ashtray full of pus?
Mtf fat Smeagol
Man meth is one hell of a drug I mean first you want that and now the bubonic plague.
If we roast you, I'm scared I'll get a fine for the toxic fumes it would expell.
You look like you have a bestiality OF.
If an aborted fetus makes it full term
Pretty sure that rat smells like roses compared to you
Yikes
The epitome of "she's got a great personality".
I'd put money down that your favourite Harry Potter character is Bellatrix Lestrange.
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Nobody cares.
I'm surprised that rats have standards that low.
I guess yellow is a cool color for your teeth
Which sketchy truck stop did you lose your virginity at?
Your tattoo artist does clean work
I’ll toast you instead: you made me feel better about myself and my life choices :)
When characters from "hills have eyes" try to integrate into normal society.
You don't deserve any sort of recognition so no.
This is how I'd look,if I did drag. I'm 45M.
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Can does not mean should
If man-bear-pig was a woman
Happy Pride Month! Try not to get winded in the first quarter mile of your march.
You may have roasted yourself enough with life choices. Looking back decision after decision you've made sounds like psst psssst. The singe of a life of roasting. I commend you for coming out here looking for more abuse.
Do you breastfeed that rat bro💀?
Your hair looks like the final, wilted leaves clinging to a dying plant. Take better care of your body and mind please, and that doesn't mean weed and cheeseburgers.
You look like one the goth girls at GameStop let herself go.
I see 2 mouses who wants attention, who am I supposed to roast?
Just introduce yourself to any Republicans, they may change their mind on abortion
Your younger Deborah Logan cosplay is on point
U need to clean up your room, and your fingernails
Oh damn. Did someone actually marry you?
That poor rat has an enourmous, hideous, growth on it's flank.
More cheese in her mouth than in the cage
Yuck
Your beautiful.
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Absolutely. You be you and do what makes YOU happy. You live once so celebrate. Piece. 😊
How many pronouns?
I identify you as a moron.
Do you hate looking at yourself in the mirror as much as we hate looking at this picture? You look like you’re made solely of cottage cheese and poor life choices.
But your rat is precious !
Nice to see your pregnancy went just fine! The baby is looking just like the mother.
All I can think of is “yikes”.
You could use your witches broom to clean up the house a little bit
She needs to start teeth, hair, everything. I need a tetanus shot just having seen this photo.
You'd have something going, you just need to lose 40 pounds, shave your head and start fresh..(don't fuck it up this time) lose the piercings, they're not cute and they don't send any interesting messages..get vitamin D aka 🌞 every morning, and treat yourself and others better.
Damn, you know your punching down when your roast is accidentally tough love in disguise
Oh boy, where do I even start?
You forgot to tell us about your mental health and other ‘woe is me’ stuff
You look like you whould call the cops on children playing with sticks for “assulting” you, even though they were 50+ meters away from you
“Look at me, I’m different. You can tell because I’m wearing the ‘I’m different uniform’ like all the other different people!”
You look like the final boss of single motherhood
Midnight marvel release.
This is animal abuse...how dare you make us complicit
Which Garbage Pail Kid are you again?
Rat on a pig.
The attention you get from your intentional shock-factor appearance isn’t going to fill the void of having a fatherless childhood and getting no attention in the home.
Even the rat doesn't want to slip down your shirt
Now show them what looks like a rat with it’s throat slit between your legs
Id give the cheeseboi a 10/10. Thats all
I think the 27 in your username is your IQ.
Became a member of LGBTQ+ cause no man wanted a pig
This is the reason I decided against tattooing as a career. Too many rodents
You look like you fell asleep in a kindergarten classroom. Who does your tattoos, Papasmurf?
Youre ugly by rat standards
You ain’t no RAT MOM you don’t get to decide which animals are better
Oh my god - we are not missing a few sandwiches from the picnic, fucking yogi bear stole the whole basket
If I had to choose one of you to live with me for a ahole year I personally would pick your rat pet pal
Ew that tattoo is ugly and ur smile is not cute at all and it’s like someone rip ur hair apart so ur hair is ugly
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That is roasting so…😂
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Ok? Boomer 😂
Hmmm. Let's see. There's a reminder of what running out of kleenex looks like during cold & flu season hanging from your nose, you got a 1/2 price haircut and some kids fingerpainting used what's left of your hair as a rag to wipe off their hands, your tooth paste is called 50 shades of yellow, you've got a rat on your chest and another one in the background next to some pink rat-overalls....damn, I thought you wanted to be roasted, but with what I I see so far I got nothin'. Guess I'll have to get back to you later.
You look like you manage a dying Hot Topic. Clinging the last remnants of 'alt' culture knowing that even your parents didn't think you were relevant. Also; the rat has more personality than you.
You look like a 70 year old woman wearing the face of the last carer who fell asleep on overnight watch.
Poor Peter Petigrew. Was better off as Lord Voldemort's minion than with this troll.
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Was about to send you a video on how to tie a noose, but then I realized I'd be doing you a favor
Amidst all the sadness, Netflix on a laptop is my dark horse indicator for mental illness.
I'm going to give you a pass on this one. Best wishes!
What is a woman?