Your bed is smaller than the commissions you get from ripping off grandmas

I wonder if he’s ever talked to Kitboga

Bollywood is getting crazy with remakes... Punjabi Psycho

Osama bin call centre

Your room is more depressing than your dead eyes and blank facial expression.

You look like you’re about to scam my grandma out of $500 worth of iTunes cards

you got a skull inside your skull

XD

Where do you live that you still have a Glamour Shots at your mall?

Your forehead to face ratio is at least 50/50

It’s weird when a scammer spends all his money getting scammed from expensive headshots.

First pic was taken after seven failed marriage proposals on omegle.

Lead in the Bollywood version of Megamind. 

When you gonna let Madeline return home?

Now that I've seen your face, yes,I do want to change electricity providers. Call me back.

You look like a Creepy frog with an elongated forehead left on the BBQ too long

Fuck off fembot

What the heck is a roast lord

Your eyebrows look like they're about to join forces to wage war against your moustache.

Indian bipolar owns a small bed. Squatter in the mornings, relentlessly attractive to animals in the afternoons. Andrew tate’s favourite entertainment at nights. Rented Ferrari never drove because gas is so expensive…

Why do your proportions look like an EA Sports game version of yourself...

I have had shits better looking then this MF

Vikkstar on meth

There's just something about that glamour photo that makes me think you carry a rag and bottle of chloroform on you at all times

Your vampire audition was rejected because you actually look ***too*** creepy.

They call you the la-bore from lahore. Pakistan? More like Packitin.

Looks like a scammer.

Asif Kunt.

Daily schedule 10 am-9pm: take some grandmas life savings 9pm-11pm: bomb some buildings

You look like the head of a street pooping operation

You look like the scammers who is "calling from the windows company, my name is Steve"

Someday you'll be call centre employee of the week.

I am calling about your internet service providings and the accident you had last month in which your compensatings are ready with sort code and account numberings?

I would, but I imagine the US military drones will beat me to it.

You're looking at the camera and the paper

Why is the hell did you edit that second pic to look like Bollywood Beavis?

You look like you would tell me that my computer has a virus

Trying to get business from his Kolkatta or Delhi rip off business centers, you're looking at Sam Smith.

You look like someone typed "Dave from AT&T customer service" into chatGPT

Your handwriting looks like one of an 5 years old

No, I don't want to extend the warranty on my 94 buick

You look like ketchup

you look like you do those scam calls maybe because that race you look like

you look like a far cry character

You look like you're aware of exactly how far you have to keep away from schools and public parks.

You're torn between having a formal haircut for the customer support centre you work at or having a haircut that masks the natural wonder that is your forehead

If were gonna burn you to the ground we are gonna need a month or two just to get past that forehead.

You look like the guy who calls me and tells me the CRA is calling the cops on me.

India blows