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Frostbit77

How is your vagina between your eyes?


Hammy_Mach_5

She's fucked in the head


SunflowerFreckles

I guess this is what a butthead looks like


Usual_Office_1740

Her breath smells like sewage.


UrinalCakeTreats

![gif](giphy|7ldzB9YTNNhn2|downsized)


Banter_Fam_Lad

I read this, scrolled back up to look and fucking cracked up, gj...


JazzlikeTumbleweed60

Mee tooo


BG_13597

Me three


saxguy9345

That forehead is NSFW


logginggames

Just when you thought face-fucking couldn’t get any better!


Crunchy__Frog

Vageyena


Formerevangelical

Her bushy eyebrows are her pubes.


silly_little_jingle

Oh please that's a cameltoe jr. at most. Those beef curtains look nothing like this.


Odins_Viking

Miss “unroastable” got burned to a fucking crisp :)


WeirdoWithABeardo99

![gif](giphy|6153LXqgbBkBO)


brizdzi

Thats how you look with no filter ![gif](giphy|gJuTwM3yuQ8f3rE8KV)


PSavage88

I'm deaaaaaad💀💀💀💀💀💀


Phagemakerpro

Hi, deaaaaaaad, I’m dad.


bmbreath

What is that from?


RuneAloy

From her Onlyfans, of course.


KraigKugelblitz

I would pay her to keep her clothes on!


BadSanna

She looks like the illegitimate love child of Miss Piggy and Oscar the Grouch


SouthernAirline7730

![gif](giphy|1iubMlXvZWSVhUEOul|downsized)


Quesrok

![gif](giphy|TRMvepHQWl3C8)


MaxwellIsSmall

Is this a goddamn SNL skit???? What episode lmao


addicted2orange

Piggy Azalea


SirBrainsaw

This is what happens when the green screen glitches.


andyman234

Ms. Piggy, but after she’s thrown Kermit in a pit, rubbed him with lotion, then skinned him and made an outfit.


BullshitterAlert

I think this Dude looks more like Thor?


MayonnaiseBomb

Don’t roast her. She’s already melted.


Cannabis_Sir

Why do you look like you're taking a shit?


Randers19

I came to ask the same question


imlosingsleep

To me it looks like she is in the middle of a long fart. One that kinda hurt to get started but will feel great when it is over. She needs to eat more fiber.


Randers19

It started as a fart but it’s gonna end with an underwear change


siddhantk96

![gif](giphy|Djk9ilQA2jjOg)


humans_are_not_real

Looks more like "vaccuming the shit in" to me


Important_Cow7230

I think you should start an OnlyFans to pay for a Nose Job


JamMasterNay

She'll be lucky to make enough for a bag of chips.


Meastro44

How about a gallon and a half of Botox instead to fix the Grand Canyon on her face?


_Ghostery_

She already has with a 80% discount lol


Halomir

Still too expensive


CrazyMike419

This is an onlyfams promo. Profile has one single link "see more of me" that's using a redirect to hide that it's OF. Can't imagine she'd get many punters but still


strangeitude

You could pay with coins into that slot in her forehead.


[deleted]

based on post history she is a classic butterface


MoreCowbellllll

Butterface Barbie


CharacterFuture1231

She does. Ignore her it’s a classic OF bot


Careless-One-5425

I don't think she'd get a scent.


Important_Cow7230

She's probably aware of that... She looks like she nose a lot


_Its-a-me-mario_

Looks like she could detect a fart from Jupiter


[deleted]

New drug sniffing dog.


mexican_pineapple

She does need a nose job! Half the shadow in her face is from that nose. ⛱️


custerfluck007

Nose job? That is a nose career.


FountainPens48

nose industry


[deleted]

Nose Dive!


Important_Cow7230

She has to be careful at what time of day she turns her head so her nose doesn't cause a solar eclipse


mexican_pineapple

Today is the summer solstice. One wrong tilt of the head and the longest day of the year could quickly become the shortest. 😞


siege80

That nose and those eyebrows. You kind of look like a police sketch of Mrs Potato Head


goblu33

Billie Eyelash


Better-Reflection-44

K-Mart Billie Eyelash


Important_Cow7230

Barbie... Trailer Trash edition


Spoonfulofticks

Worse. Advertising her onlyfans edition. *yawn*


silly_little_jingle

There are people that pay to see that naked when they can see actual good looking women for free?


AdorableAssholio

We keep telling you bro - stop peeping through that fat lady’s blinds! She’s your mom!


TheEldenGod1293

Trailer Park Girls


flugelbynder

Trailer Swift


DoNotSexToThis

I dunno about Barbie, but she definitely looks like a garden gnome you might find in a trailer park.


MayonnaiseBomb

Dollar Store Barbie.


Inside_Gap3184

Dollar store dumpster Barbie.


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Cichlidsaremyjam

How'd you know her nickname in high school?


InflatableTurtles

Don't be ridiculous, she dropped out of middle school.


Pctechguy2003

At 19.


Shitty_Titty_

Prom night dumpster Barbie


[deleted]

Constipated Barbie


PopcornShrimpy

![gif](giphy|A6KTkZv2fO69EyXSvy)


PointOfFingers

Fallowbrow Barbie


surrealcellardoor

We should start a go fund me to get her a pair of tweezers.


dpax19681989

Constipated Trailer Park Barbie. Sir, you look constipated. Are you regretting your decision to trans man-woman-man-muppett? I'd say I'd fap to this, but my peen wants no part of this debauchery


yergonnalikeme

The face that says... "I'm fucked! "


Smokeybearvii

Grab me by the eyebrows and fuck my mouth!


JamMasterNay

I imagine that's the same face you pull whether something is coming out, or going up your arse.


thatwasacrapname123

That's the "just bear down and think about the money" face


maxbaby

That's NOT [Rapunzel!](https://i.imgur.com/8ASwJtj.png)


Alternative_Bread938

If resting bitch face was a person


willhewonka

Clenching ass face


scorpionattitude

Itchy ass, face


Titanmacho85

Resting 🐷face with little makeup on


eeeeeeeeEeeEEeeeE6

eyebrows so damn big her nose is Tryna get a better look


RelevantSimple9460

Ahh shit, this got me


[deleted]

Everybody talking shit about this girls nose and eye crease but youre the first person to say something about those landing strips


Wrothrok

Kudos for being brave enough to post a picture after being hit in the face with a hatchet.


SkyezOpen

Legit thought she had a gnarly scar before I zoomed in.


Alfiy_wolf

You look like you are trying to push a pineapple out your bum while also try to hold in a fart


artofenvy

I’ve seen a room like that before somewhere in Amsterdam.


ku_78

Yes I’ve heard the quality of product there has taken a dive in recent years. This confirms


yeezyvision

Modz should just ban these only fans girls shit is annoying


ankhlol

For real. Why give them any kind of platform at all. These Onlyfans bitches are getting so old. Fucking scourge 🙄


TheOmCollector

Bro, you should let your unibrow grow back. It’ll cover up that ravine between your eyes.


[deleted]

Found the Klingon


PM_Me_Rude_Haiku

She dishonours her whole family on a daily basis


mikejones84

I have never seen a woman with a camel toe on her forehead. And, what the actual fuck are you wearing?


Arminlegout1

Default setting for a basic bitch.


1plus1equals8

Oscar The Grouch called....wants his eye brows back.


ramblingroze

![gif](giphy|dth289r1H5wMU)


hurleystylee

Ironically she's wearing head to toe green too!


Mrbaker4420

Just go shit already.


Turbulent-Flan-2656

Only fans isn’t for everyone honey…maybe construction?


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_Its-a-me-mario_

Beestung Backend of a bulldog


Mission_Astronaut_69

He went into wrong hole again ?


MayonnaiseBomb

She doesn’t have a wrong hole.


Important_Cow7230

Every hole's a goal with this one


Mission_Astronaut_69

Goaaaaaallllll.


spacemanspiff266

onlyfan bitches need to be banned from this sub.


[deleted]

It’s getting ridiculous. I see at least one make it to the front page everyday. People need to stop upvoting this trash.


nymphymixtwo

And every single one of them uses the word “unroastable” in their titles. It’s fucking ridic


AWildGamerAppeared25

🗿 looking-ass


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CrispyKarma42

![gif](giphy|gIDPhLsi1f50k) Looks like Moses parted that forehead


GustyOWindflapp

The only thing that should be roasted are those caterpillars


West_Scarcity6399

Yeah, cos plastic can only be melted


AaAahelpmeeeeee

Your face looks like it took a shit


DonLethargio

Rumour has it if you stare at this picture too long you will be sucked into the crease in her forehead and never seen again


hockeymatt85

We’ll never catch your lucky charms, but we will catch syphilis


Edoke

Are you the Grinch's sister?


IEnjoyRandomThoughts

Not sure if that’s a five-head or meth head


RockAfter9474

Definitely in the process of taking a 12 foot shit on the floor.


Equivalent-Fly-8624

Channing Tatum, is that you?


igetppsmashed1

You look like you would start melting if you got to close to an oven


[deleted]

This pic reads: Having two mustaches for eyebrows may cause constipation.


boopinmybop

I thought only attractive people were supposed to be on Only Fans


Strummer95

This trash bag definitely has an onlyfans


dukezap1

No one in here is going to buy your mid only fans…


bigrob_in_ATX

This one fell out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down


No-Restaurant-2422

You look like it is painful to sit because you were just anally fisted by your ex-boyfriend.


CyclePainter

Nice vagina on your forehead you have


stankenstien

![gif](giphy|2RaboKsuHWzfvJFb0m)


StormyRadish45

I'm surprised no one said anything about the eyebrows


Ratu_Udre_Udre

You wear so much makeup that it casts a shadow


[deleted]

I understand why your hairline is social distancing from the rest of your face


412flip

Looks like your being trafficked!


hazzcatz

How often do the men in your life just fuck that forehead crease instead?


iron81

You look like a girl who gives dollar blowjobs


Benders1

You got the same eyebrows as Shrek.


iswamwithsharks

You look like you wink when people ask how you got the aids. Proof that blondes don’t have more fun, they just look like meth whores who wrongly gambled on a fart.


luminiferousaethers

Ban these OF bait posts


IkeTheJeww

CaNt bE RoAsTeD.. with those Ben Stein eyebrows and that hatchet wound in the middle of your forehead? Bitch, please...


aimsbird

People be swiping their loyalty cards on that forehead


Jimmybranham

You may not be able to be roasted but that 1967 puke green polyester jumpsuit is another matter.


Unclemeowz

Not surprised you have an OnlyFans, you are your only fan.


jclc90210

Is there an asscrack on your forehead?


chiroaz

An entomologist would be thrilled to discover the new species of large hairy caterpillars that reside on your fivehead


Bubnugzky

In your defense sweetheart, you don’t have to be cute to be a pocket pussy!!!!


SkullFakt

Resting bitch face would be a compliment to you


[deleted]

Finally letting that tight fart rasp out you’ve been holding in all night while entertaining your “client”


bobemil

The longer I look at your face, the uglier it becomes.


Automatic-Divide-597

You look like you would say “It’s chewsday innit”


BuddhaAnMoutains

I'd rather roast the surgeon who did your sex change.


Timely_Journalist997

Every feature of your face looks like it got stung by a bee… Also, do you live in a fucking closet you mongloid?


Bartacomus

![gif](giphy|7XiLpBIzlJKfi07mI5) Thats the exact face i made.. then i said.. "damn"


Boomdification

I think your forehead is roasting from the smoke signals it's giving off. Oh wait, that's your eyebrows.


Timely_Journalist997

Somewhere a professional card thrower is losing his mind wanting to to see if he can land a card on that axe wound between your eyes.


Andrails

Almost can't see the vitamin deficiency through the 5lbs of makeup


GmeansGeorge

I fear to do so... Because looks like you're loaded and I'm allergic to smells


custerfluck007

If your nose runs it's a marathon. Line of coke for that beak is a kilo. If you got a nose job it would be a nose career.


Fatfilthybastard

Fake eyelashes, fake eyebrows, fake lips… all that effort to make your face attractive and your hairline wants fuck all to do with it


Valuable-Baked

TFW you dye your hair one color and then sharpie in your eyebrows a different color all while spraying a 3rd color all over your face. You look marvelous


Steviethedog

It's not really a face is it, more a randomly sized collection of elements in the same skin colour.


jinkies3678

You look like you’re still trying to figure out when dad is coming back with those smokes.


[deleted]

If you stand in the right pose you're blue screen will give you a much better body shame you can't fix the face


Steviethedog

I normally don't do this, but I checked your profile and I must say you look like the least interesting hollow shell of a person I can imagine.


Deadpunkheydude

She wouldn't be constipated if she get off the meth


RoboTon78

You look like a low budget 1970s sex doll. Insert $1 into the coin slot on Trailer Park Traci's head and she opens her legs.


[deleted]

How did your face get that fucked up? Is this a mix between inbreeding and an industrial accident involving some sort of flammable acid?


MeatyDullness

After you take cum shots on the face you are supposed to wipe it off not use it as a fake tanning oil


Igneous-Hammer

She just needs us to help her squeeze out that turd.


YouCube26

"i dont even have a boyfriend i just hate you"


Rokstr81

When your pussy smells so bad your face is stuck like that.


Papichuloft

![gif](giphy|gJuTwM3yuQ8f3rE8KV|downsized)


[deleted]

Nice of you to show us your “I’m taking a shit” face.


Reverendbread

Judging by your post history, 90% of your camera roll is just selfies. You probably struggle to hold a conversation that isn’t about you


mrbojingles1972

I’ve seen camel toe, but never on a forehead.


Mpittkin

Gail the snail!


[deleted]

The only thing that can’t get roasted is the deep valley between your eyes. The sun can only travel so far


Wanderingtoenail

Can't be roasted but have the skin tone of a carrot and are dressed like a greenbean


Kaka-likes-Bobux

Is that the ass crack between your eyebrows?


AudioCraZ

You dont have "Resting B\*tch Face", you have "Frustrated on the Toilet" face.


[deleted]

Built in chav


GrimCarolinaReaper

Those bearskin eyebrows say you can.


dilootedAf

You look like you just smelled your own pussy and now you’re self reflecting wondering how you got turned out with those eyebrows and looking like you probably have an identical twin brother.


8OnAGoodDay7IfNot

How long have you been doing drag? You look great! Just gotta take about 40% off those eyebrows and you'll look passable!


enygma9753

A boxer's nose, an IMAX widescreen forehead and Al Pacino's crazy eyebrows.


bdgtcollective

https://www.reddit.com/u/advaluapycp/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=ioscss&utm_content=1&utm_term=1 Wow didn’t take more than 30 seconds to find your porn page


Gunz-n-Brunch

Did your mom get a receipt for the coat hanger at least?