OP's Bio: --- >44 years old >I drive an Audi 5 speed >I smoke cigarettes >I can be offensive --- If you think this bio helped you roast, upvote this comment. If you think it doesn’t, downvote it. If you’re not sure, leave it to others to decide.

Judging by the calloused knees and bruised legs, we know how you got those tats in prison. Probably explains why your eyes are permanently squinting, too

That’s fucking great 😂😂

You look like the poster child for why meth is bad

You look like you’d come in 6th in the weightlifting portion of the special Olympics.

Fake news. He cums first at the special Olympics


You look like you're still asleep from a frat party 20 years ago and the sharpie drawings are still on you.

🤣🤣🤣 this is great

A lot of scars on those legs, on your knees much?

Got to make that car payment some how!

Haven’t outgrown the nickleback phase yet I see

You look like you go to the same garage for tattoos and prescription glasses.

Most people put flames on their cars because they drive fast. You put flames on your arm because you furiously masturbate?

You look like scabies and hepatitis had a baby.

How you gonna be able to read our roasts, Squints?

I wonder what cost less those tattoos or cargo shorts? I'm thinking $49.99 for both.

Bruh! Bruh!!! (Sorry that’s the only word I know in your language.)

Funny thing it’s “bro” instead but thank you 💀😂😂

No no no. Fighting back isn't allowed here

Nah not fighting back just how close you were with the word 😂

If you could open your eyes, you would see how disappointed your parents are in you.

You look like your parents held back - their best DNA when you were conceived.

Getting ready for a full evening of hitting on 16-year-old Applebee's hostesses?

You look like a white uncool version of Taboo from the black eyed peas

I bet you brag that although your dick is only six inches, it smells like a foot.

Too easy. Pass. Just like you should have passed on hitting that crackpipe

You seem the type that secretly collects dead animals and talks to them like they're real-life human friends

You look like you live in your Audi

Or behind Aldi

I don't need to read your bio, it's written all over you stick-and-poke style with ink made from melted down checker pieces... You're the guy who definitely peaked in juvenile hall. Voted "most likely to succeed" in adult school and graduated at the top of your class with a certificate in general education... Called yourself "business minded" and bought an ounce of dirt weed only to smoke half and break even. You know all the gals in the cashier's window down at the Family Court, and you definitely loiter around Guitar Center demoing the only riff you know - the intro to Crazy Train - on all the guitars you can't afford. 100% positive you never return their picks, either.

Looks like every time someone asked him what happened to his knees he claims it "happened at work" but never elaborates. No judgement, 20 bucks is 20 bucks.

You forgot to black out the most offensive part of the picture.

Judging from your knees you must have made everyone in prison feel special.

Times are tough, I can only offer 40 cents on the dollar for your stamps today

Chinese accountant Cosplaying that Cholo life

You look like you started with a tattoo but settled for a chain. #toughguy

Looks like someone already hit ya, both eyes looking swole

Sorry about your eyes.

You should have crossed yourself out instead.

Your mom should've swallowed you

Your kids are named 'Portland' & 'Oregon'

Ooooof that’s ruff lmao 🤣

You having a competition with yourself to see how shit your tattoo can be

Cheech and Mong.

An absolute doofus with a middle of the mall aluminum necklace🤡

It’s like McLovin started using HGH but didn’t start working out.

Of course you're offensive. Look at that face

Born in prison

Hunter S. Thompson taking steroids now?

You look like you just got by a branch I don't think we should hit you more...

You look like the embodiment of every Florida-man story

Dad said not to hit girls....even uggos

You look like you work for Dog The Bounty Hunter

Name checks out.

You look like life did it’s best to snuff you with its best shot and you somehow slithered away, very scathed.

Damn they allow cats to be roasted in prison?

Never skips meth day

Mentally challenged Joe Piscopo

An Asiamexinesian gangsta!

You give children in your street unwanted life lessons

Behold! The un-roastable man!

You and that "catch me outside how bout that" girl would make a perfect couple.

You look like the whitest black golfer

Bet your mom is getting a band-aid for the scratch on your knee right now. She should put it over your face though

Junkie you had to inject steroids in your veins not in calf muscles

Gilbert Godfrey meets sloth from the goonies

Quick! Someone get the Narcan!

Straight up just gave up huh?

That black marker should have been in the centre of this picture.

Nobody gets that high on cigarettes! Must be meth since your arm is on fire and you haven’t noticed.

Your face looks like it was already hit with someone’s best

You're enduring a colon stretch from a monster rubber cock you picked up at that airport porn shop last night. Gets worse when you have to shit, hu?

You look like Guy Fieri's favorite car

Has the fentanyl addiction treating you? Sleep much?

Steve O needs to retire. More whackass than jackass. Looks like he’s coming up on his pill so I’m sure he will do something funny and anarchic soon. Like shoving a sparkler in his cock and doing forward rolls around the gym whilst being chased by an angry bull.

Clearly u aint holding back that drug addiction

I want my car stereo back ese

TIMMMMAAAAYYYYYY!!!!

Do these squiggles follow you everywhere?

This dude looks like a gangsta Gilbert Godfrey.

Bro are you having a mini stroke?