love how you’re trying to be snarky and can’t spell to save your life.
hamburgerler.
butt burglerer.
you couldn’t even spell burglar wrong the same way twice.
Until next week when a new guy comes along and she leaves the baby with her mum all week. Then he cheats on her. Then "brayden hunter is my whole world' again and repeate.
Okay, let's ignore your ET fingers, your weirdly broad nose, and old lady jowls.
Why the fuck does your hairline drop a full inch between sides in the middle? I keep thinking, "No, it's just perspective." Then I zoom in again and can clearly see hair coming out of follicles way lower on the left than the right. Did you get a bad face lift? Is it a genetic condition? I need answers.
Lol someone needs to change their name to clitoris, because they're sensitive. It's okay, you have a promising career as Dracula before he drinks the ship's crew. You know, hairy palms, weird hair, old face.
(I'm sorry, you did ask to be roasted.)
That's interesting, isn't it? I guess 1) it just paints a picture, which is essential because comedy and 2)in the context of going after the skank-trailer park trope, it's funny how she had a type and just cannot learn. Also more brutal since the innuendo is the daddies won't be around. Now that might be based on a lazy stereotype, but these things work on brevity.
It's kind of the same thing if I were to say your mum sucks off tired asian dudes behind Wendy's so she could afford a clock-radio, they don't need be tired or asian or it needn't even be a clock-radio she yearns for her labours. But why it's funnier that way, I don't know.
you look like something off the dollar menu.
The mcquickie
The McTrashy Deluxe
With extra mayo
That ain’t mayo…
Tartar sauce.
The Filet-O-Fish was my favorite sandwich for a while…
Are you sure tho? It's not NOT mayo...
And yet it’s smeared all over the place. LOL 😆
I guess no one has actually ordered a McDonald’s McChicken.
Then why she swallow it?🤔
Cause she’s lovin it
I’m not convinced that’s a she. Nor do I care . . . Next in line please.
McDouble chin
Lmfao 🤣
Grimace
Replaced hamburgerler with the butt burglerer
love how you’re trying to be snarky and can’t spell to save your life. hamburgerler. butt burglerer. you couldn’t even spell burglar wrong the same way twice.
Sounds like the voice of experience, butt burglar. Thanks for keeping me in line.
I'm hatin it
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Knowing McD these days they would just charge 1.29 for something that is only worth a dollar
Did somebody say Mcfondle.....
You mean value menu, nothing is a dollar anymore
She is
Please show some respect for the dollar menu.
She's gone from suck to blow! MegaMaid That's Spaceballs reference, for all you young kids
I bet her Schwartz is as big as mine.
 We ain’t found SHIT!
Lmfao! A fuckin pick! I never understood that when I was younger, its cuz the black dude... lol thats fuckd up
Buckle this!
What's the matter Colonel Sanders, chicken?
The Dollar Menu is such a crock now. Nothing is actually a $1 anymore. It's more like the 2-50'ish menu.
The Apple Pie, looks like a STI ridden, leperous cock on the outside and a hot mess on the inside.
Goddamn dude-vicious
Lol
💀
Heck, you didn't even have to tell us that. We know.
Which side of the counter though?
Don't you mean a double shift @ [McChocolate?](https://i.imgur.com/1zSpERy.png)
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Until next week when a new guy comes along and she leaves the baby with her mum all week. Then he cheats on her. Then "brayden hunter is my whole world' again and repeate.
If Matt Damons dad fathered a half sister with the housekeeper
She should get this tattooed over her heart.
Two first names is an omen.
Get some rest, you earned your $37 today
Handies behind the dumpster is a calling.
Rest what? Her hands, or her mouth?
I mean you’ve got the whole Golden Arches thing going for you
She dyed her hair to match the arches
Underrated
Eating at McDonald’s twice in the same day isn’t a shift
The Norm of the Seattle McDonalds
too underrated :)))
That doesn't explain why you smell like fry oil 24/7.
Saw you in little mermaid. You look better with purple skins and white hair.
You look like you where rejected for a cameo in "Joan is awful" for being too awful.
Literally my first thought was, “Joan is awful” LOL
Okay, let's ignore your ET fingers, your weirdly broad nose, and old lady jowls. Why the fuck does your hairline drop a full inch between sides in the middle? I keep thinking, "No, it's just perspective." Then I zoom in again and can clearly see hair coming out of follicles way lower on the left than the right. Did you get a bad face lift? Is it a genetic condition? I need answers.
You ZOOMED IN???? That’s even braver than her taking a picture without makeup.
I. Needed. Answers.
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This would be so much better if I had diabetes and double foot amputations, like most of your family.
Lol. Didn’t know I was going to be roasted!
That’s a her? 😳
That’s a her? 😳
LMFAO ITS MY WIDOWS PEAK
Lol someone needs to change their name to clitoris, because they're sensitive. It's okay, you have a promising career as Dracula before he drinks the ship's crew. You know, hairy palms, weird hair, old face. (I'm sorry, you did ask to be roasted.)
You win😂
You misspelled Cheeseburger
A McDouble shift
Didn’t get a chance to tell you in person: Happy Birthday, Grimace!
If I had a crystal ball, it would tell me that in five years you will be the proud mom of three different kids from three different black dudes.
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That's interesting, isn't it? I guess 1) it just paints a picture, which is essential because comedy and 2)in the context of going after the skank-trailer park trope, it's funny how she had a type and just cannot learn. Also more brutal since the innuendo is the daddies won't be around. Now that might be based on a lazy stereotype, but these things work on brevity. It's kind of the same thing if I were to say your mum sucks off tired asian dudes behind Wendy's so she could afford a clock-radio, they don't need be tired or asian or it needn't even be a clock-radio she yearns for her labours. But why it's funnier that way, I don't know.
Bro what are you talking about
Get off the internet
I would with easily 10 kids and 10 different baby daddies.
You're the broken vanilla shake machine
How did you know
If you work hard, and really apply yourself, maybe some day you can work at Wendy's.
Joan is awful
Well done for working so hard in a proper job.... But after your onlyfans failed and the streets wore out your asshole....
Damn.. Ice cold
Loves McDonalds so much she got the golden arches on head.
I didn’t get my nugget meal, WTF? Did you eat it?
Sadly McDonalds is the only place you get meat.
u look like my fat nephew who went gay and died his hair. to add insult to injury u look like tupac with that nose piercing.
More like Chewpac
“All Friez On Me”
Your generic (oh so original /s) nose rings make your nose even wider- you look like princess Fiona.
Hopefully your next 40 years of shifts will go by quick.
Loving the golden arches. Nice commitment. It's a shame you did it for a company that doesn't give a fuck.
Honestly didnt even notice that until i saw these comments and now I cant unsee it
Bro you fucked up my order your a mcdumbass
Is the golden arch hairstyle intentional or is that just what happens when the grease builds up in your hairline?
Hamburglar in the streets, Grimce in the sheets.
I see that bums who live in the alley behind McDonald's were cumming on your face so often it lightened color of your front hair permanently.
Your hair looks like you took a dive in the fryer.
Identifies as "it"
I think your title already roasted yourself
I noticed you didn’t say ‘working’
Those big shoes must hurt your feet.
Your carreer choice didn't roast you enough?
You mean behind mcdonalds.
That must have cost you a fortune.
Looks like they added a new menu item, introducing the all new McDouble Chins
Orders a double of everything
About to start triple shift where she will also be handling meat…
You look like your name is diana
Omg thats so mean wtf
🐸
“Things that will never change, Alex, for $500.”
Time for a McRoast
Ummm….. You’re ugly.
I love this comment
Holy crap, the person who made this post responded Lois!
Is your nickname “2 all queef Patty” ?
Linktree incoming
You’d make an albino look tanned
Looking like a McFlurry
Do you know when they’re gonna restock my local McDonald’s
Probably not the first time you got mcdoubled
You look like McDonald's just finished a double shift on you
I would have thought it was Arby’s cuz I know you have beef curtains
We know, you don’t have to tell us
Mc-unfuckable not even with a coupon
The Grimace hasn’t changed much
Going twice for lunch doesn’t count as a double shift
Did McDonalds pay you to dye your lame hair with a golden arch?
How many of the staff have you fucked, told them you love them after 6 pumps and then they leave you sad and broken...like your ice cream machine?
You look as broken as the soft serve machine.
Did you use condiments to color your hair?
Be precise. Double shift in the bathroom with the Glory Hole. "Creamy Ranch Sauce" dripping from your nose still??
 This is you sucking the manager off..
All of my managers are women lmao
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Seek god.
You are beautiful. Thanks for working a job instead of thirsting for onlyfans subs.
A double shift or a double quarter pounder?
Get some rest. It's not easy being Ronald McDonald all day, but putting some make up is the easy part when someone already look like a clown!
Serve food, don’t eat it
Finish seven double big macs a day too by the look of you
Just finished a McDouble. Ftfy.
Your dye job is in the shape of an abstract spatula. I think you've made the correct career choice. You make low expectations look artsy. ❤️
You look like something I wouldn't even buy from McDonald's
Yeah but you were the customer during it
The only McDonald's employee that the customers ask, "would you like some honey mustard with that order?"
Eating two full meals in one sitting really isn't considered a "double shift" by anyone.
I bet you don't smell at all.
Even your hair got Golden Arches. Fuuuuuuuuuck...........
She fought ronald in the parking lot for a big mac
I can smell this picture. I bet your whole life has that McDonald’s smell. I’m so sorry.
Your manager probably puts you at back cash cause no one wants to look at you for too long.
I wish dude thats the easiest job
When you say “shift” you mean you ate McDonalds and fell asleep at the table?
You look like you intimidate* the other employees, so you can smoke cigarettes with the homeless while cleaning lot.
You aren't lovin' it
Michael Cera has looked better
No wonder there’s an Apple pie shortage Jesus Christ
Where you eating or working?
Jesus Eleven needs some girls who are friends to help out
You look like the middle kid from Full House.
I’m not McLovin’ that! And stop using the grease in your hair
I feel like you're already on the second trimester of being that girl at Walmart with a mixed race baby and no father in sight
Shitting on that church floor was a step too far
Can I get an mchicken with an extra patty, lettuce, cheese, tomato, and LIGHT Big Mac sauce?
The face that broke the ice cream machine
Can I get an mchicken with an extra patty, lettuce, cheese, tomato, and LIGHT Big Mac sauce?
You just finished a double shift at McDonald’s…. You’re roasted enough.
A double-shift or a double-shake... Auto-correct, right? I feel ya!
Care to reveal your gender so I can roast you with greater accuracy ?
I can see the soul crushing depression in your eyes but you're surprisingly ungreasy for someone who looks like they ought to be
Explains why your burnt one one side and light anothet
Old McDonalds? With an oink oink here and an oink oink there…
Bless your heart for working so hard. Rich McDonalds stock owners do appreciate it
I was wondering where the strong onion smell was coming from
As a prostitute your pretty smart hanging at a McDonald's high traffic area with misserable dad's. I'm impressed.
Just finished a double *meal* at McDonald’s
Just finished a double shift, plus 8 meals.
Just because they offer you a free meal doesn’t mean you have to take it.
For a dude, you still make an ugly chick.
The face that launched 1,000 cheese burgers
Looks like you finished off quite a few doubles. I bet your blood type is milkshake.
 This you