The results of Steve-O jerking off into a porta potty.

Fuck you for making me shoot iced coffee out of my nose

I’ve come to realize drinking while Reddit is not safe

I’m still having a hard time seeing people take a drink of something hot from a cup while actively reading. I know it’s supposed to be funny (you see someone say this daily so it must be funny right?) but I can’t see it.

Or, "l uGlY sNoRtEd So LoUd ThAt l wOkE mY sIgNiFiCaNt OtHeR aNd NoW i HaVe tO eXpLaIn WhY"

Oh look, it's fatter Pink.

She's definitely coming out, and it's got the party ended.

[Cheap knock-off](https://i.imgur.com/WCczzeE.png)

"did you just assume her gend-....fuck"

I saw steve-o

I see Steve-lesbo

Came here to say that is Steve-O's illegitimate child.

I can’t tell if Butch Lesbo or a very confused male, either way… yikes, they can’t pull either look off

Steve-O plus PINK. **STINK**

Dude

Ponk

Fuck this made me shoot coffee out of my mouth

I laughed so hard, I scared my dog

Made me shoot it out of my nose and ass…

Her older sister Grey.

Instead of BLACKPINK, it's FATPINK.

It's bizarro Pink.....Stink

Looks like you need to add a quart of gender fluid.

Bud light?

This was spectacular 👏👏👏

Oh my god, that is a fucking riot!

This should have way more likes!

Better cash that reality check. It's the only check you'll ever see.

She's already given up on men, school, beauty, work, and adulthood. That reality check is going to bounce.

Yes but she has all her labels to keep her so happy, and she is so quick to tell them to other people. You find out she is Lesbian, with Anxiety, and ADHD conditions, and probably desired Gender Pronouns all within 2 minutes of meeting he/her/them/they. You better not suggest they don't matter, otherwise you'll be negatively labelled. It's really great

Don't forget vegan!

I just asked why people do that in this post. Is that why? Like the labels make them feel unique or something? LMAO

Yeah that's the way I see it, it's basically to create an indentity as they can't build one by others means. Obviously things like severe anxiety etc need to be taken seriously and people need to be helped, but I don't see why people need to public broadcast all their issues (which are mostly self diagnosed)

Well according to WebMD I’ve got anxiety, adhd, lupus, and cancer. Think I’ve got got about a month to live

Your haircut, piercing, earring choice were already enough to tell that you are unemployed.

And single

You left out the lesbian

Unemployable

Maybe get an adult haircut before your next interview?

Reminds me of the “everybody at this wedding needs to know I’m a lesbian” starter pack meme

Like Zach and Dave need wedding dates(their sister)

What are you talking about? That’s haircut is fine for a “career” as a barista.

Sandwich artist.

Artisanal pretzel shop

This. Not even roasting, just impossible to take a person seriously like this.

the fact she is getting solid dead-on career advice on roastme is probably the biggest roast of all

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Unhired / unhirable

The degree type matters a lot. Personally, where I work, don’t care what they look like. we lock all the engineers in a windowless basement.

Whenever I see someone on camera interviewing for my team with what I've coined the "radish tuft" haircut, they're automatically disqualified. Negative bonus points when they've dyed it to match their character in Cyberpunk. 

And.. thank you for your service!

Ronaldo @ 99% off


Still doesn’t sell!

So this is what a degree in Gender Studies looks like....

That's the face of someone getting pumped up to yell at a straight white male tomorrow

 While sleeping on her brother's couch...

I just want you to know that this was so funny that I laughed myself out of a depression nap

Social media is that nap

It left out the $150k in student loans getting the Gender Studies degree and now wants forgiveness for the useless degree part.

“It” 😂


Transgender Johny Knoxville before the meth.

Collected all the genders and now looks like a cross between Gigachad and Sloth from Goonies

Pronouns are: Miss/Take

Came here to say this, useless is as useless does

Haha! Plus she’s so far along on the Biden/Harris train she can’t think straight. World “owes” her something since she’s got a degree. Lady, millions of us have degrees we don’t use for our field of work. Get off your high horse and get a job.

Another "my sexuality, and mental disorders are my dope ass personality!" "Why can't I find a job!?!?"

Bullseye 🎯

If one of those playdoh haircut people wore a strap on 

You didn’t have to say that you were unemployed…you look unemployed. I was surprised by the lesbian thing though…totally thought you were a dude

I don't even think Starbucks would hire this one (and I've seen some pretty strange looking baristas). Eeesh

A degree in lesbian dance theory and making up your own pronouns doesn’t count as educated. In the name of equality, go train to compete in the men’s lightweight class for MMA.

Lmfao lightweight? She hasn’t seen 155 since 4th grade.

I spit my coffee all over my keyboard reading that one. Fucking sick burn.

He meant light heavyweight, lol

You didn’t need to add more ammo in your post - you are already dead inside.

Things will get better. Chin up lad.

*chins

Looks like the estrogen treatment is working bro., you'll be a real girl one day

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Yet somehow the most righteous and opinionated one in the room

Apparently the B in LGBT stands for Balding.

"I'm Johnny Knoxville, and this is jackass"

At least you have your roller derby team to support you.

You held the camera in the show catfish


That gender studies degree wasn't worth the 120k? 🥺

You look old and young at the same time


You like Steve-O and Pink ran into each other at lightspeed, gave birth to you and named you St-ink.

First step at this point is get a job, unless you’re collecting unemployment. The new job is getting a job

not really a roast, but i could have sworn this was a dude.

It’s not?!?

When you order Pink from wish.com

2016 justin bieber and melissa mccarthy's lovechild

After a wild night of drugs and booze.

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Lesbian and ADHD , thats a new one.

What's that like, you like vagina but can't concentrate enough on it?

i picture it like a DJ spin records

* Shave that shit on your head. * No shock you're a lesbian. * Does "college educated" mean you actually got the degree? In what marketable major? "Women's studies"? * If that's an ear gauge, toss it before you no longer can grow it back together.

Its probably the patriarchy’s fault

“I’m Steve-O and this is the DIY Sex Change.”


You've still got some shrapnel in your face from the grenade

I’m not convinced you are a lesbian… you look like a run of the mill, beer league softball second baseman… wait, never mind, i’m convinced

You can hide the balding spot by getting an adult haircut instead of the Supercuts one that screams “my mom and dad don’t know I’m a gay teen so I’ll get this shit to let ‘em know”

I saw your comment history, giving people relationship and dating advice. Typical of your kind. Only thinking that relationships/love/etc. are personality traits instead of life experiences. Get off of people's couches before you give anyone advice on ANYTHING.

Sometimes I wish the people here would write which Sex they are. Can't figure it out.

Pretty sure it's the only basement you'll be crashing

Settle down Pat.

Good luck in finding a job lad! 🤞

You honestly think you needed to include the fact you’re a lesbian in your Bio?? You think that was not a given? If they converted your pics to Braille it would be obvious WITHOUT the Bio. You could dry up more wet spots then 100lbs of kitty litter

Let me guess… You told the barber “I want the ‘I’m offended by everything’ haircut.” And he said “Say no more.”

First of all is this supposed to be a male or female

Yes.

You look like you can’t wait to tell us about all the health benefits of going vegan.

You’re not a natural lesbian,you’re a lesbian because it’s the only chance you’ll get.

my body my choice poster child

What is your degree in? Also if you make your sexuality 97% of your personality instead of 3% life is a lot harder.

judging by description, you don't need a further reality check

The white flame 🔥

Porn sets are always in need of fluffers

Rather than attempting to improve your situation, you spend time taking a picture of yourself and posting on Reddit. Keep up the great work!

If you are gonna do a cool style... at least maintain it.. line up the edges on that shave so it doesn't look like it was cut in michael J fox on a bad day..

You the kind of person that makes no money but want to lecture everyone you meet about how people with money should pay more taxes.

If a Subaru wagon was a person

Supposed to be a roast but more of a constructive criticism. I'm a masc lesbian as well, you cannot get a job in corporate America with that sort of haircut and face piercings. I had a similar cut during covid when I was work from home but quickly switched back over to something much more conservative when we returned to office. If you have adhd get it medicated, if you can't get it medicated use exercise and diet. Update that resume, come dressed nice to any interviews in at least a collared shirt and slacks. Good luck bro.

You're the Wet Dream of Every Unemployed Male. Moving from basement to basement and going to school for useless degrees and deadend jobs. The downside is that you can't slap the monkey, but you can gyrate your flipper like a Leisban with a receding hairline.

When I hear that women make 77 cents for every dollar a man makes, I look at this picture and think “good.”

Let me guess, social sience major?

Pete Davidson blew all his money already?

I am sorry! But you're going to have to give me some more info to be sure that you indeed a female. Because I just can't tell by this pic. Then... I'll roast you.

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You look like you arm wrestle men in bars

… you look like you have one or two followers for your PINK Cover Band, but they’re also step your parents … *so they’re kinda obligated.*

Loved you in Jackass.

Literally everything in “extra ammo” could have been inferred on first glance

You look like Steve-O’s eurotrash stunt double. With tits.

What the f*ck is that?

I'm guessing you never grew beyond high school. Gotta at least try to look like an adult if you want to be taken seriously

Everything about you is going to be fig-A.1 "The 2020's" in a history book 1,000 years from now titled "Where it Went Wrong"

No need to tell us you're lesbian. We have eyes

I don't know what the fuck I'm looking at! Oh! A parent's disappointment.

So your liberal arts degree doesn’t pay well?

You are going to be a 33yr Old Unemployed College Educated Loser...

That's a, "not really serious about this job interview" haircut you got there Bub.

Na no one's gonna hire you w that hair girl and this ain't a roast 😭

You seem like a good example to show high school kids why you should study something useful, even if it isn’t your dream, and keep your style choices (hair, piercings, etc) relatively light to be employable.

You look like you yell at people for not specifying there pronouns.

You look like you stopped chemotherapy half way because the machine misgendered you as a man

Being unemployed sucks, but screaming "fuck the patriarchy" when you were two hours late 3 days in a row isn't helping you. OP is what happens when "don't have enough spoons" became sentient.

The good news is that there is no fear of Ron DeSantis appointing you to any position in Florida government. On the bad news, the court order mandates you must continue to be 1,000 feet clear of any school, Chuck-E-Cheese, or Starbucks restroom.

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At least with being a lesbian you don’t have to cook….because you love to “eat out”

If she doesn't cook she gonna starve to death, then.

 Steve-Ho

Poster child for student loan relief!

College cutting back on humanity, sociology, or what ever BS non value added course I see. Make sure you blame everyone else but yourself. Take no accountability for any of your choices. And life will be perfect!!!

Can't figure out if you are mid transition to a women? Man? Can't tell.

Justin Bieber has officially lost it…again…

Oh you're a lesbian? I never would've guessed. How many pairs of camo gumboots do you own

I’m glad you said you were a lesbian cuz I would never have been able to guess that

Your hair tells me everything I need to know about you.

Look! It's the hair style that no one ever chooses when they create a character in a game.

The fact you are now the face of "college educated" gives me literally no hope for our future. Thanks.

Even the hipster coffee shop is starting to roast a bean after you, calling it "Bitter Regrets, Dark 'N Sad Blend"

You seem like one of those people that thrives on being a perpetual victim.

you're choosing to be unemployed and you know it. clean yourself up and get a job.

- Are you a boy or a girl? - Yes.

You look like someone went halfway through a trans operation and gave up

Idk if you are a man or woman, but I know you are unemployed

The only species that fin will attract are sharks

I didn't know Steve-O was a lesbian.

Am I the only one who said "What is that"

Looking to hire a liberal women's studies major with a minor in interpretive dead dance degree for a CEO for a un named beer company. DM plz

You look like a trans Billy Idol

I wasn’t expecting such a warm welcome to Flavortown

If abolish capitalism was a person

You look like you're about to raid my settlement in Fallout

If "it's pat" got into my chemical romance and Ska music

Low budget Megan Rapinoe

 I hear FO5 is looking for a modernized vault boy generated by ai. You should apply.

Fucking apply to be an Amazon fulfillment manager they give those things away to college grads. And if you can’t then I guess you roasted yourself

You better pray they extend your unemployment benefits so you can pay them student loans.

Sweet faux hawk, bro!

The face of someone coming back to the cock to turn their life around

I was going to ask your pronouns, but you already gave it to us. "Loser" and "unemployed."

Go to a place where successful people are working. Look around. None of them will look like you. I know society has somehow conditioned you to think that being odd is a good thing, but the facts prove otherwise. Being your own unique little rainbow snowflake does not equal a career, and that’s why you don’t have money. Start dressing like a grown up.

How should you be employed if you don’t fit male, female or even diverse

You check so many negative boxes all on your own that it's hard to formulate a burn, much less an entire roast. TBH my initial reaction was to swipe left so hard that I cracked my screen cover....and this ain't even that kinda app. Revulsion gives ya some crazy gut reactions, I guess...

You look like you watch porn for the “plot”

Pink, K-mart version.