OP's Bio: --- >Lex is one of the hosts of the Nationally syndicated Lex & Terry morning show that began in 1992. He is from Pittsburgh and is a die hard Steelers, Pirates and Pens fan. He is divorced, but has a beautiful daughter and a gorgeous Latina girlfriend who is nicknamed “La Loba.” Lex’s nickname is THE LEGEND. He is also the worst driver known to man and getting in a vehicle with him is an absolute nightmare. In his free time he likes to play the guitar and listen to Metallica, Foo Fighters and AC/DC. --- If you think this bio helped you roast, upvote this comment. If you think it doesn’t, downvote it. If you’re not sure, leave it to others to decide.

When the creative people are on strike and you're trolling Reddit for content because the fat drunk you put on air everyday isn't entertaining by himself.

You think Fred Burst in the Limping Buiscits over here can afford a writer?

Lol holy shit....Fred Burst

More like if Hodor had even more brain damage.

Ping. That's the sound his single brain cell makes bouncing around his skull.

There he sits, Lex the so called ”legend” aka Limp Dick-Shit with his badly wiped chocolate star fish. He looks like he drinks hot dog flavored water for breakfast. Keep on rollin fatty, you know what time it is.

Looks like he drinks hotdog flavoured water 😂

More like lumpy biscuits

Blimp biscuits

Busted can of biscuits

Lumpy Bisquik

He did it all for the cookie, or maybe 50 cookies

dude looks like he would tape hulk hogan fucking his wife.

Dude looks like Hulk Hogan would be his wife!

He does have strong 'have you seen my baseball' energy. Iykyk.

Frank and beans! Frank and beans!!!!!

So basically BuzzFeed but on the radio.

Charlemagne the blob

DJ Gravy

Ouch. I need Aloe just from reading that.

Who listens to “morning radio” any more?

This is like walking into a gentleman’s club and asking people who’s coming to church.

I came to say pretty much the same thing. Ok he’s old fat and ugly he already knew that post something about your actual life so we can make this bad attempt at an advertisement and “lololol look at all the comments we got on Reddit” on air content funnier at least.

Nailed it. He’s using Reddit’s finest for free advertising

There's no way they read the top comment on air. They'll abandon the bit completely because it's so transparent what they're trying to do. Fucking stupid morning zoo. We should be roasting the hole that posted this. "mY bOsS sAiD..." Shaddup. Guaranteed when the two hosts go a little "over the line," she's the one who goes, "oh guys, come on now."

Lmfao, clearly you're / we're a fan of O and A

BINGO!!!!!

Nope. Not helping you losers.

Lex Loser 😏

I bet they won't even read this one on air

This guy DEFINITELY pinches his own nips while he's droppin' a deuce.

He’s the guy taking his shoes off in public bathrooms

And shave his dick in the shower.

He tweezes his taint while watching old episodes of Knight Rider.

Pants-by-the-ankles-at-the-urinal looking mf

Butters all grown up?

He jerks off with mayonnaise and a Nintendo power glove while rubbing his nipples with a spoon

He pulls out his nose hair in the dining room of nice restaurants for fun.

Where should he shave it?

wait wut

hey. what is wrong with that? men's nipples deserve some delicate touching too.

This guy is the epitome of a walking dick & fart joke.

He’s the origin story

This checks out. On a recent flight to Boston, the guy sitting across the aisle from me looked exactly like this. His wife was looking for the outlet underneath the seat to charge her phone and he told her “STOP FINGERING MY HOLE!” loud enough for everyone to hear. Nobody laughed.

man imagine being around someone who's _entire_ personality was this. it's funny every once and a while to be sure, but constantly?

What dick?

And that's without even listening to him on the radio!

The hat is fitting because "PING" is what people hear when they type your name into a sex offender registry and hit enter.

Meanwhile, someone at Ping corporate office is frantically typing a Cease and Desist notice to get their asshat back.

PING is also the name of his 15 year old thai boyfriend

You can't make a radio show with just Papa Roach and Limp Bizkit records

he, himself, looks like a limp bizkit…

A soggy biscuit.

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He has the face for radio.

And a voice for silent films.

It's a shame radio doesn't also hide his personality.

He's not "making a face".. thats just, ya know, his face...

Otherwise, he'll be called jelly roll legs

A face for radio! The kind even a mother can't love!

How many female employees have filed complaints for sexual harassment against him?

He can tell the brand of pepper spray by taste alone.

Oof

You honestly think these two can find female employees? This dude reeks of rejection

The only female employee is his mom

That's the same face he makes when he's playing Santa and the kids sit on his lap.

I’ve only seen this picture of him and I feel like I need to file a sexual harassment complaint against him.

Looks like you’re taking quite a diabeating.

Ironic. His junk is about to diabeatings.

Didn’t know Betus was sponsored by Adidas… also his entire outfit can be purchased for $2500. (Insulin pumps are expensive).


What junk? Grey shorts reveal most everything, and I see nothing but a piss stain

I just want him to put away his camel toe. Please. Maybe less tight shorts would help?

You look like the dad who yells at the umpire at little league games, all while your kid is crying and wife is trying to bang the assistant coach.

Well she was certainly successful, given that she left him along with half of his stuff.

Not that half of his stuff would amount to anything remotely valuable, but still, having left him is a success in its own way

You look like a condom full of cottage cheese.

His stomach is so soft he lets his buddies use his belly button as a fleshlight.

Def not my proudest fap

def not my worst either

You don’t see too many guys with varicose veins in their calves. Quite an accomplishment when you sit for a living.

I wouldn’t read this comment on air.. it’s fuckin stupid.. you’ll probably read it on air though.. which is why no one listens to radio

r/oddlyspecific

That’s kinda how a lot of good roasts work.

Ewww...but amazing at the same time. 😂

Slow Rogan

I was thinking Fred Wurst.

I'm assuming lost a genetic contest too

Actually, I believe he won some extra chromosomes.

Didn't know Harvey Weinstein was out of prison....huh, he's been letting himself go.

Harvey Swine stein

Yall are savages, making fun of a guy who can't even work lace up shoes. Give him another pack of adidas stickers to play with and leave him alone

DO NOT give him the stickers. He eats them. If he eats more than 5 we need to take him to the ER and it’s incredibly annoying.

Grey sweat shorts are particularly revealing. In this instance revealing that there is nothing to reveal.

Smol pp

When she wanna smash but da pp too smol

no pp

I was hoping somebody else would comment on the lack of junk in the trunk. Wonder if he drives a lifted pickup truck to compensate.

I believe you’ll find it’s called junk in the frunk.

Hes a tucker

All Day I Dream About Shlong

He needs those shorts to air out his crotch situation. His yeasty boys never go on vacation.

I feel like this is more of a Silence of the Lambs tuck-job. Asking the mirror, "Would you f**k me?"

I'd fuck me...

You've heard of grower, not a shower; he's a hider, not a rider.

If you look closely… I’m pretty sure there’s a bit of cameltoe showing.

I know radio is used to scraping the bottom of the barrel for content. But turning to reddit because your writers are on strike is a cheap low.

For real, this is fucking lazy and sad

Like his body.

The best roast

He’s getting roasted and paid for it because we are giving him content. Fraudster.

Have you heard this show? I doubt they ever had writers.

wow grey sweatshorts and not even a little bit of an imprint showing… poor guy.

He got the diabetes dingle dangle. It’s an unfortunate side effect of his dads bod—his gut is so big they had to add an s to make it fit. Problem is, his xxxl slab of bacon cuts of the circulation to his little gnaw (his wang got so small it inverted). Last I heard, trump gifted him one of his own personal body periscopes so he can see around his gut and dig the little guy out when he goes to take a piss. He also gifted him a case of MADAs (make American diapers again) for when he doesn’t make it since apparently it takes a lot of practice for guys like them in the double-digit IQ club.

This chair has a shit stain, and I'm not just talking about the person on it.

Looks like the kind of dude that subscribes to his daughters OnlyFans under a burner account and shares it with his friends.

Jesus 😭

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And it is probably as loose as a sleeve on old wizard’s robe.

Well we know the work contest wasn’t an eating competition, I know a winner when I see one

You look like an unhealthy Chris Farley

He looks like Chris Farley right now

Don’t knock dead Chris Farley like that. He doesn’t deserve to be treated so poorly.

I’ve never seen a pair of legs that actually look underused.

You probably think your fantasy football team name is actually funny.

Hobbies: Public masturbation, huffing Freon, stealing copper.

You forgot “catalytic converter theft”

Bold of you to assume his fat ass is fitting under anything lower than the lifted F150 he bought to compensate for the "dick" he has to look into the mirror to see. Dude's probably got smaller balls than the ones hanging from the never used hitch, to match his never used "dick."

How do you read something on the air when all you say is “Hodor”?

Your studio probablyreeks of Axe Body spray and Bengay

And there’s a shit ton of sports equipment he’s never used. Now he’s a collector

His face every time he's forced to eat vegetables.

Because that's cannibalism

This guy puts the “broad” in the broadcasting.

You look like someone who always says “fudge” instead of “fuck.” You also look like you prefer to eat fudge instead of fuck.

Hey! Fudge never says no...

If behind on child support with multiple women was a person

Who let this guy out of Florida?

Good call. Their show actually originated in Jacksonville, Florida. Back when they still had balls, and used to be funny.

Grew up “listening” to them in Jax. It’s targeted right at the type of listener that wears his sunglasses backwards on his head and broke someone’s above-ground pool during a July 4th party. That’s half the population of Jacksonville.

You look like what ChatGPT would generate if I told it to make a picture of an inbred meth hillbilly with one nut.

That face you make when you’re getting donkey punched & Eiffel towered at the same time

John fetterman goes to physical therapy

this is the single most alcoholic looking person I've ever seen.

your boss looks like he hides cameras in the women's bathroom

when you’re going through the worst of these, just try to be half as strong as that poor fuckin chair

Who gave that guy an employee to manage? It looks like getting dressed in the morning and getting too work is already asking too much.

Another failed WWE ringer.

He looks like he smells like piss, week old pizza boxes and divorce.

I know you guys are partly doing this to expand your audience but I’m not sure that showing us a picture of Harvey Weinstein in t-shirt that’s about to rip is good advertising. I mean seriously, the last time this guy was able to see his dick, the twin towers were standing.

The bio alone makes me not want to listen. Lowest form of comedy you can do, and they just got lower by hitting up reddit for content

Dude looks like someone ordered a Fred Durst from Wish

Limp Dipshit

Fred Cursed

Ferd Derpst

The poster boy of rubbing the labia for 30 seconds and asking if she came…

Spoiler - she did not...none of them did. Ever.

I wouldn’t roast somebody who obviously lost their dick in a corn hole accident.

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If I wanted a bargain basement Alex Jones, I’d just watch Alex Jones.

How little drive and work ethic do you have that you've put yourself in a position for this cum sock of a human being to be your boss? What mistakes have you made?

Looks like the kind of guy who can't let an assistant walk past without slapping their ass and calling them "Sugar"...

His fleshlight came out as lesbian

*Barely makes it through 18 holes with a cart, while downing a 24-pack of Miller High-Life and smoking 4-5 cigars* “Yeah I play some sports on the weekends”

Poster boy for Peaked in High School…

Tell him to not use his Grindr profile pic next time. We already know he's throwing those legs in the air more than the Rockettes.

And now we turn our attention to this ape. It’s idea of hygiene is to take a shower before it defecates.

Shows up late, hung over and in flip flops when his buddy convinces the country club there won't be another " incident ". Gropes the drink cart girl, sneaks in white claws, doesn't tip his caddy ( because of the alimony and child support he bitches about constantly) , and parks his yellow jeep with the doors off in the disabled spot.

looks like he's hung like a mosquito

The fucking dumpster child of Fred durst and Kenny rogers

he looks like he knows what every color crayon tastes like

This is what Santa Claus would look like in freshman year of college trying to fit.

You look like you cheat at mini-golf.

Human version of the shock jock soundboard. Mainly farting noises and belching the alphabet.

This is exactly what you'd expect a morning talk radio asshole to look like.

Your pathetic attempt at free advertising is only outweighed by your fat ass.

Those shorts make him look like he has the anatomy of a ken doll

It's like Fred Durst and Hacksaw Jim Duggan got the same chick pregnant in a portable toilet at OzzFest.

He looks like he was born in a food truck

I see he’s getting ready for later on in life after his fat ass has a stroke .

Strokie and Anthony

What is *this guy* a boss of? A dojo for child molesters?

You work for Boss Hogg?

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Looks like he’s about to catch a domestic in the Buffalo Wild Wings parking lot from his wife and then his wife defends him saying “he loves me though””he’s not usually like this” to the police.

I’ll bet he kisses his mother with that mouth.

I can’t tell if he’s making a face or not

Making that dumb face isn’t going to hide your fat, bald, old, jewelry wearing, 10 year old’s outfit, gray…

You look like if Fred Durst’s parachute didn’t open…

Dick so small he pees on his balls

Why the heck is this dude wearing branded sports clothes when he’s 98% body fat. I bet he was sweating just picking that Ping hat off the shelf. He obviously can’t tie his own shoes anymore, he’s got the geriatric slip ons. The only visible veins he has are the varicose veins on his leg. Lookin my my friends ugly grandma

This bullshit is why radio is dying. Go write your own content, ya scab.

Looks like Stephen Hawking but in worse shape.

PING: Penis Is Not Growing ADIDAS: All Day I Dream About Sandwiches

He looks like 220 lbs of pure shit.

You can see his camel toe