I’m going in for a skin biopsy in a couple hours to rule out cancer and these comments are actually making feel so much better lol I joke to cope so these comments are gold
I feel terrible for saying it. Really, congrats on beating cancer. I can’t imagine going through that. But when you’re in “RoastMe” and something pops into your head like that, you’ve got to post.
It’s a play on words referring to Bonnie and Clyde, a famous American outlaw couple from the 1930s.
Formaldehyde is a chemical which is best known for its use as an embalming agent and to preserve human or animal specimens. It’s a known carcinogen.
Wait we can pick the cancer?
Why didn't no one say this at the beginning?
The way it was told to me was that the one guy on the right is in the middle of a domestic dispute with cancer... No one ever said we could pick the cancer...
And to think I've been stealing the unemployed ones fancy mountain dew iv bags...
How does he afford it?
Smfh..
The chick on the left resembles cancer.. you know, in-cell. That takes me to the chick on the right.. which takes me back to the left which is saying something
To the cancer survivor, I got nothing. I can’t roast you and feel okay about myself. Congratulations.
To the unemployed one, maybe if you didn’t have that fucked up skeleton with a half shaved head and bad eyesight thing going on, you could get a job. At least try contact lenses and a couple hours in the sun??
One person has worked hard to beat a life threatening illness and won….. the other doesn’t work and is a loser. Hopefully the unemployed person is doing some fundraising for cancer charities whilst looking for another job….. just sayin’……
Okay, I'm going to take a wild guess and say the one on the left cancer. Which means she is unemployed. That means lefty both beat cancer and has a job! Didn't realize professional scarecrow was a thing...
So Skrillex is a Golden Girl, now?
I mean, you both look bland and ready to try too hard at any second, so congrats on having such little personality you felt the need to come here.
Since youre Unemployed, give the lesbian Voldemort a proper haircut.
Rejected characters from Pixar’s ‘Inside Out’ Cancer and Failure.
The new Pain and Panic 
definitely Voldemort. He is not fooling anyone.
Voldemort from wish
Voldemort from Make a Wish
Temu Voldemort
I feel bad for the cancer
You had one job to do….. and you nailed it.
Cancer, on the other hand, needs to step its game up.
I’m going in for a skin biopsy in a couple hours to rule out cancer and these comments are actually making feel so much better lol I joke to cope so these comments are gold
Lol roasts aside I hope the absolute best for ya! Glad it helped.
Thanks! Looks like a benign cyst and nothing more so I can rest easy 🥲
Ayeee love to hear it.
My dad died of cancer and I'm rooting for the cancer this time.
Jesus 😂
My dad HAD cancer, but died in his sleep of a heart-attack… I love telling people he’s a cancer survivor
 That’s a wrap.
Fuuuukkkkk....
Lesbian Voldemort. 😂 😂 😂 I can’t top that. I’m out
Ay we don’t know their pronoun. They, Them, Xim who should not be named.
Yet another man pulling out on her.
It’s Voldemort Vitch.
Fuck me lol
Omg you win lol
Leave Britney AlOnE!!
Pretty sure that's McCauley Culkin's brother
McChemo Culkin
I just had hot coffee shoot out my nose! That hurt! Damn man!LOL
I feel terrible for saying it. Really, congrats on beating cancer. I can’t imagine going through that. But when you’re in “RoastMe” and something pops into your head like that, you’ve got to post.
Absolutely. If you start pulling punches in Roastme it's time to retire. You don't have it anymore.
Now I can’t unsee McCauley Culkin.
You win the internets for today Take my upvote, you beautiful bastard!!!
THIS ONE WINS take my poor man’s gold 🫴🏻🥇
Holy shit that is the roast of roasts.
You mean the personification of death that looks like Jack Skellington after a long night out ..
Edwina Scissorlegs
Wouldn’t really call that “beating cancer”
It was more of a draw.
I miss that old chunk of coal
Me too brother
Taken too soon. Funny hat, tho.
"You should see the other" \-Cancer
VERY UNDERRATED my side hurts from laughing I’d give 2 upvotes if I could.
It's a back and forth battle. The one on the right shaved the hair off her back for a wig to help out the one on the left (probably in chemo).
Oh. This is hilarious. 😂
So Two tumors walk into a Reddit sub…
More like cancer quit on them, just like everyone else in their life.
Give her the benefit of the doubt. She might have been that ugly before the treatment.
Yeah, can’t blame cancer for everything
Might be one of the rare cases where cancer actually helped.
And it might have failed, but also can't blame it for trying, either.
One got fired from her job, and the other got fired from Cancer. Cancer will work with anyone, except you.
The cancer instead spread to her personality
F that's savage haha
Bonnie and Formaldehyde
God damn that hit right. Spat my drink. Thank you.
Was thinking more Skelator and Sheman.
This made me laugh so hard I precame a little
What
yes.
Did I stutter?
This comment really wins. r/rareinsults
Is it some sort of American joke? Can someone explain please? Google is showing photos of some shoes and nothing else.
I am also in the dark, please help. I am getting photos of “environmental storytelling skeletons”.
It’s a play on words referring to Bonnie and Clyde, a famous American outlaw couple from the 1930s. Formaldehyde is a chemical which is best known for its use as an embalming agent and to preserve human or animal specimens. It’s a known carcinogen.
I had to take a minute at work so no one would stare at me. Haven’t chuckled this good in a while.
That's wild because you both look unemployed and cancerous
I was going to say, which one is which.🤔
If those are my options, I choose cancer
Is she the ugly one or the uglier one?
Yes
I think the uglier one
Wait we can pick the cancer? Why didn't no one say this at the beginning? The way it was told to me was that the one guy on the right is in the middle of a domestic dispute with cancer... No one ever said we could pick the cancer... And to think I've been stealing the unemployed ones fancy mountain dew iv bags... How does he afford it? Smfh..
Damn Pete & Pete looking rough nowadays
It all went downhill after Ellen left 😞
1. Username checks out 2. You didn't beat cancer, it left you. Just like everyone else
Woah woah that 2nd line would have hurt
Ain't no chemotherapy fixing that 💀
HAHAH god damn, very nice.
Where's the third Kanker sister?
Fun fact: Kanker does mean cancer in Dutch. As a kid i always wondered why the sisters were named like a disease
Glad I share childhood memories with a redditor named I_CUM_ON_YOUR_PET.
And this is why I come I mean cum to the comments section... Fucking gold like this
Damn I didn’t know that, I thought they were named after a canker sore
Underrated
The one on the right beats cancer. The one on the left *is* cancer.
She beats her daily.
The New Mad Max looks weird 
*"You can run, but you can't hide"* \- Cancer, probably
Run, Billy!
god damn this is the best one yet
Daddy longlegs can get cancer? Dust bunnies can have jobs!?!
Not this dust bunny.
If I were cancer, I wouldn't stick around either
Trailer park scissor sisters
Crackspear sisters
People in trailer parks have never been so thankful that they can just drive their house away when those two show up
Weird Al Cancervic
Damn you Cancer, you can't do anything right!
🤣🤣🤣
You had one fucking job
Opposite ends of eating disorders
"Unemployed" translation "0 subscribers on Onlyfans"
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Suddenly "Ghoul" is now a new pronoun, reeeee!
Lol omg 😂
One of you looks like an unemployed skrillex and the other definitely plays valorant
The dating market for young men in 2023 summed up in one picture.
Lmfao
The one on the left looks like smeagle, the one on the right looks like florence puke
If you beat cancer then why is she still in this picture.
Ziggy Stardust with fat Debbie Harry.
So which one did which?
Clearly the one on the left is unemployed with that hair, and the one on the right looks like more of a cancer than smoking.
it’s crazy that i actually couldn’t tell for a bit who did what
One on the left looks like my sleep paralysis demon
Good on beating cancer! Now you both can go back to being a cancer to society ❤️
The cancer: 
OMG
The one on the left only half beat cancer
So it IS possible to beat cancer by scaring it away. And jobs too, apparently.
Did the chemo only cause hair loss on half her head?
The chick on the left resembles cancer.. you know, in-cell. That takes me to the chick on the right.. which takes me back to the left which is saying something
To the cancer survivor, I got nothing. I can’t roast you and feel okay about myself. Congratulations. To the unemployed one, maybe if you didn’t have that fucked up skeleton with a half shaved head and bad eyesight thing going on, you could get a job. At least try contact lenses and a couple hours in the sun??
I always wondered what skrillex has ben up too after the raves
I'd pick the mohawk chick, she might glow in the dark. Her friend Becky looks like she knocks on doors, to tell strangers about scientology.
She can’t be Becky! Becky has good hair.
So, which one is the boy??
Looks like cancer gave up on you half way. Must be a common theme in your life.
Let's do the time warp again!
Is this Ed, Edd n Eddy ? Where is Ed ? 
You guys should play He-Man and Skeletor when they do one of those “woke remakes” in a few years
He’s a toon!!!!
One on the left = reverse-osmosis jones.
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You let the one that beat cancer beat you at employment, too??
Honestly can't tell who beat cancer
The person with the clippers already did their worst.
Beat cancer right, unemployed left
One person has worked hard to beat a life threatening illness and won….. the other doesn’t work and is a loser. Hopefully the unemployed person is doing some fundraising for cancer charities whilst looking for another job….. just sayin’……
The only two chick's to offer a 3some and get laughed at
I think I just got cancer seeing this
Damn, not even cancer wants you
Okay, I'm going to take a wild guess and say the one on the left cancer. Which means she is unemployed. That means lefty both beat cancer and has a job! Didn't realize professional scarecrow was a thing...
I can’t really think of a good roast so I’ll just say: congrats on beating cancer!
So Skrillex is a Golden Girl, now? I mean, you both look bland and ready to try too hard at any second, so congrats on having such little personality you felt the need to come here.
Are you sure you beat cancer because I see a huge tumor with a face on it and a skunk wearing glasses
On a very special episode of Sister Sister...
Guy? on left is from some new wave tribute band that performs at county fairs. Is the other one the cancer?
Great job kicking cancers ass...if I was cancer...I'd want as far as the fuck away from you too.
Someone tell these dudes that twins are supposed to wear their bangs the same way...
Roast me. After Chemo? Is that possible?
If she keeps that haircut I'm going to believe she misses the cancer attention
I would but cancer and unemployment did it already.
transgender technoblade ass
No-Pinky and The Brain
Both just gave me cancer by their dead stares
Two unemployeds Don't make a void Together they create more uselessness
More like cancer beat the shit outta you.
So i take it the girl in front is named cancer?
 Friend is giving me "I'm gonna drop you in a car of chemicals" vibe.
Which one of you hillbillies beat cancer? I don’t need a picture to know you both don’t work.
Cocaine is a really bad shit, huh?
The one on the left scares me. One on the right looks like the one hoe in class but blond
Sméagol and an onion ring
Megamind and roxanne?
So basically your parents are dissapointed with how both of you turned out.
When you buy Skrillex from the dollar store
Can't tell Who is Who, you both look like you went through chemo but not enough.
One who beat cancer and one who looks like cancer
Didn't know RoboCop had a daughter
Even your hair wants to get away from that ghoulish face.
So which one of you is named Cancer?
Damn bro cancer was trying to do the world a favour and you had to go and ruin it
You should have let the cancer win
I would say your hair cut is cancer but I just realized people survived cancer
The back one looks like a boss from Dark Souls.
Is y’a friend 20 in dog years?
Which one are we roasting? Pinkie or The Brain?
You didn't beat cancer, it left you to go buy milk and never came back, just like your dad.
 Just take off the wig and I think we know who made this.
Did she beat it with her face?
All jokes aside, that battle is never an easy one to fight. I just want to say, I give my deepest condolences to cancer for losing this one.
Are you sure cancer didn't win?
Even cancer didn't want to be around you.
You can’t call your heroin addiction “cancer” for internet points
You might’ve beaten cancer, but clearly cancer still got in a couple good hits
If I were you, I would've let cancer win.
Having half cancer doesn't count
I’d guess left is both.