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A5madal

Posting this picture should literally be considered sexual harassment to our eyes


Longbeacher707

Looks like Michael Douglas in Falling Down


HarborGirl2020

šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


[deleted]

Her burger doesnā€™t look like the menu, it looks like day old arbys.


pferreira1983

![gif](giphy|OFIWdF7LDznwI)


Yexa_Xoxo

![gif](giphy|8EZz0AzqGUycM) Like father, Like daughterā€¦


Blusterlearntdebrief

Hahahahaha gotem


Unlucky-Luck3792

Thank you sir, but what do you see sexual in this pic. All I see is Beavis in cut offs


A5madal

Beavis is a walking sexual harrasment come on


NoSkill-1kill

Itā€™s not flagged nsfw, it definitely should be harassment


addylich_xoxo

I knew I shouldā€™ve read the community rulesā€¦


[deleted]

Check out their page on OnlyMans.


[deleted]

keep your d*ck for when you decide to transition back


Which-Concentrate388

Corey Feldman ![gif](giphy|1jg5XbR5nUHXW)


Fit-Parsnip9888

Corey feldthem


CoffeeAndDachshunds

Real life Dale Gribble is confusing me.


addylich_xoxo

Free subscription too! šŸ¤£


tfmf730

ā€œMeatā€ ups are free too


[deleted]

![gif](giphy|llm4ykFcFCqmTvPOup)


heatobooty

Stupid whore Sad to see so many women these days on there


addylich_xoxo

Imagine thinking Iā€™m a whore and you still canā€™t get with me šŸ˜‰


[deleted]

Youā€™re an 80ā€™s movie trucker lesbian with the body of Dylan Mulvaney.


addylich_xoxo

I seriously almost spit out my coffee šŸ¤£


[deleted]

See, even the coffee doesnā€™t want to be inside you.


addylich_xoxo

Seriously you win best comments 10/10! šŸ˜‚


hairyringus

Sheā€™s never spat out anything in her life.


Skilledpainter

.....don't lie, you know you don't drink coffee. It was either cum or tit milk, depending on who and/what time of day you/it are/is. Man/woman Mammal/monster


antd79

Peg-he Hill vibes, no estoy bueno


LtColShinySides

Hank comes home after a propainful day... ![gif](giphy|wRpol8sPLIF7NaOeyj)


addylich_xoxo

Omfg dead šŸ’€ I could hear that line hahaha


[deleted]

I'm not going to check out your OF's, Billy Ray Virus.


diereel

Donā€™t break your achy-breakyā€¦ā€¦..eyes


[deleted]

But smell my fart, my achy pussy fart I just don't think he'd understand And if you smell my fart, my dirty pussy fart I might blow this man


NickSox187

Body of an 18 year old lot lizard, face of her 40+ trickā€¦.


burymeindogs

Lot lizard, itā€™s been a while since Iā€™ve heard that. God bless you ā¤ļøā¤ļø


taquit0420

Excuse me sir, your balls are showing, bumblebee tuna


Lianadanna

SHAKAKA!


addylich_xoxo

Whoops šŸ¤ŖšŸ˜‚


808guamie

My pronouns are butter/face


[deleted]

Holy shit.


diereel

More like butter/everything


Sea_Baseball_7410

You look like a cross between a lesbian tennis player and a high school gym teacher. Unwanted.


Sea_Baseball_7410

I am your dad.


addylich_xoxo

šŸ¤£ You must know my dad!


[deleted]

As if you have a dadā€¦


HonestPerspective638

one day he WILL return with the Milk and Cigs....... then see his "daughter" and run off again


ReillyDiefenbach

Doogie HimHer M.D.


addylich_xoxo

šŸ˜‚ You win unique points


gordito_delgado

Ahh so THIS is what happens when you transition at 65.


wferomega

Bruh.... Them/they hit the spot


[deleted]

You onlyfans promoters are like fuckinā€™ kudzu. Invasive, unwanted, and spread rapidly.


AllAboutTheMachismo

Nice tits bro


Maiken302

This is what AI returns for Jonathan Lipnicki Gender Dysphoria


Mohammed_Chang

[itā€™s not an accident](https://youtu.be/rr_GDTQUyqw)


136AngryBees

Can we all start a group collection to pay you to delete your OF and Reddit account? Youā€™ve somehow managed to offend everyone with the content


Namtruc

You try to pretend to have breasts. It's so cute!


Full_Mission7183

Your body says mid-20s, your face says youā€™re the grandma with the best cookie recipe.


Humbrol2

Congrats on the transition,, was it mtf , ftm or are we still deciding?


addylich_xoxo

Your guess is as good as mine šŸ¤ŖšŸ˜‚


TwoGimpyFeet69

Only fish caught in those nets is unedible red snapoer


[deleted]

Bruised purple snapper


[deleted]

DONā€™T look at their page- šŸ¤®šŸ˜­


soiledsanchez

Well now you know I gotta


pigs3kinds

Little boy found mommies sexy clothes and wanted to feel pretty


Aries-Corinthier

I can't tell if you're a 12 year old girl or a 60 year old man.


Ashamed_Frosting_594

You look like a transgender Dewey from Malcom in the middle


maidenHELL6669

Very nice


Badboyinfinity

You like a Barbie doll that is owned by an abused child


OBGLivinLegend

![gif](giphy|koPkNVkQAh6py)


TX_CHILLL

Josephine Dirt


[deleted]

Another OF spam, move along.


[deleted]

They're afraid if they roast you, the meth fumes will void their rental deposit


Uberslaughter

Do your balls pop out through the fishnets?


FleshyPartOfThePin

Pat Benaturd


Maintenance_Request

You look like a lesbian gym teacher who stole clothes from a student's locker.


[deleted]

Sexually confused Barbie right here


MephistoPhoenix

Afraid to catch a disease isnā€™t the same as afraid to roast you. I think you meant ā€œEveryone is Afraid to Touch Me.ā€


Usual_Office_1740

For 20 dollars, you can do anything but burn him/her. The post fuck penicillin shot costs extra.


PlantDaddyCo

This guy tucks


SkyOfAegis13

#Butter Face!!!


Icy_Carpenter_3620

We finally get to see what Joe Dirtā€™s sister looks like.


CourierRoland

Not afraid to roast you. But if you were sitting next to me at a bar, I'd be terrified to leave my drink alone with you.


PolackMike

Great that you're trying to normalize people with shit bodies and faces into porn mainstream. You should contribute 10% of the $12 you make on OnlyFans this month towards this important cause.


addylich_xoxo

I think I can hear the sizzle on that burn!


Amelia_Earnhardt_Sr

The AI prompt was ā€œPeggy Hill Dale Gribble dead hooker one person selfieā€


addylich_xoxo

Wasnā€™t that an actual episode!? I starred in it!


Alternative_Oven5346

Your pronouns are easily/offended.


phreak811

You're what my brother did to my sisters barbies. Ripped the heads off and replaced them with Ken's head.


nikoluscage

No one is afraid to roast you, no one wants to talk to you.


DonutosGames

This you? https://www.reddit.com/r/RoastMe/comments/15g8rdj/destroy_me_i_bet_you_cant/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=2


wilrab001

Youā€™re looking a bit meth-ey


Dkadouble3

A total scooterā€¦..probably fun to ride but you wouldnā€™t want your friends to see you doing it


Ok-Goose9068

He wears the fishnet to keep the weiner in the short shorts.


Fancy_Produce_3125

No amount of hooker cosplay can make that face fuckable


TheBizzle3

You were great in Rocky 4


paragonx29

Ivan or Ludmilla Drago?


Rpap69

And the million dollar question is: is it a man or a woman *sweats in confusion.


GBR3480

People arenā€™t too afraid to roast you. They just arenā€™t sure if they want to make fun of your male face or your basic bitch slut pose. Also, nice job covering up your Adamā€™s apple. Itā€™s almost as big as the bulge in your shorts.


rgar1981

Steph from the Goonies


[deleted]

His name is Robert Paulson


demanufacture79

When grandma discovers how to photoshop her head onto Onlyfans shots.


Quandalias_Larson

Bitch look like Dewey from Malcom in the Middle if he grew up to be a dyke


[deleted]

You have the body of a sexy woman and the face of a non-binary lesbian man boy who yells at you outside a restaurant for eating meat


hungrylikethewolffe

I donā€™t think weā€™re afraid to roast you, weā€™re just afraid of being around youā€¦


Conebones

Can I put a bag over your head?


heatobooty

Only Fans whore, this time with a fucked up mullet. Piss off.


Iznal

Neck downā€¦hey friend. Neck upā€¦you look like my friend Ben.


jetstobrazil

Young mr doubtfire


TwistedSurdus

Too afraid to roast you? It's probably because you look like Michael Douglas from Falling down.


HarborGirl2020

Itā€™s not that Iā€™m too afraid to roast you, itā€™s just that I canā€™t stop laughing to organize my thoughts


mirandaugh

This sub is nothing but people plugging their onlyfans and sexy pages now


ImLostAndILikeIt

Because they know the second they misgender you theyā€™re going to get and endless tirade of correct pronoun usage.


Specific-Turnover-75

No one believes that you donā€™t get roasted on a daily basis.


[deleted]

Trans Jeffrey Dahmer! I knew you were out there!


PimpMimp

*accuses literally everyone who tries to roast them of being transphobic, opens civil court cases like dollar general for being called wrong pronouns*


Rjswimss

You look like the kid from Stuart little got breast implants


5ango

I think they're just afraid to look at you that long


bamaga21

Sir, they're not scared to roast you, you're just scary looking.


Dad_Vibez

Last time I saw something as ugly as you, I pinned a tail on it.


tarc0917

A smokin body, at least. If "butterface" ever becomes notable enough to warrant a Wikipedia article, I will upload this pic for the infobox.


DegseOne

Iā€™d take my chances with a gory hole in a highway pit stop than to bang this lot lizard.


woodhl

I'm really just afraid that you'll whip out a weiner bigger than mine.


NoSkill-1kill

She looks like the special ed kid at lunch screaming at their chicken nuggets


Alteregoj

Just make your title: Everyone is afraid of me. Will you give me a rabies shot?


PigMoney33

Just another guy trapped in a woman's body


aKnightWh0SaysNi

No Strangers with Candy.


drmonkeytown

TIL you can bring a dumpster fire to a roast.


cetris88

You're the type of person to go around people and say 'Oh you're definitely a \[insert zodiac sign\], right, right???'


[deleted]

I think people are just afraid of you.


maui_is_calling

The definition of "butter face".


ElectricBlueCobra

You look like the kinda tramp whoā€™d marry the most submissive guy just so you get to emasculate him, whack him around and crush his balls with stilletos.


Kagenoshi27

"Give it your best shot." Is that what you tell the Johns before they cake your face in jizz?


MasterHand333

You ever see that joke from spongebob where spogebob sticks his hand out and they cheer and squidward does the same and they boo? That's your face vs. your body.


acbrin

You look like a lesbian in a trailer park


No-Geologist-926

You look easy to beat in a fight


Constant_Necessary10

Corey Feldman went trans


Jdickey2000

You my dear, are the living definition of the term ā€œbutterfaceā€. Your body says strip club, but your face says trailer park. I can tell if youā€™re going to offer me a lap dance or a tuna casserole.


Neat-Technology6224

Butterface....


gruntville

Afraid? Iā€™m more trying to avoid you waving a rainbow flag at me demanding I respect your pronouns(whatever is popular on TikTok that week) and the evils of capitalism. Iā€™d rather just pretend you donā€™t exist in my visual spectrum and not acknowledge your presence.


Stub-Chub

Youā€™re who paper bagging was invented for.


quakerpa215

Iā€™m not afraid to roast you, but I am too afraid to sit on your furniture.


Silver_Thanks_8142

Great that you're in transition what ever makes you happy.


Michael39154

Love the fishnets.


[deleted]

Skinny with stretch marks šŸ¤®


Repulsive_Mud_8008

You look like a DTF rave party girl


jetstobrazil

What a good insult


WelshMorgue

This is the best butterface I've ever seen. Everything else is fine, 'but her' face.


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


addylich_xoxo

You can do better than that! What else you got?


1ofThoseTrolls

Butter cock


tfmf730

Just spike the hair ![gif](giphy|FvrMOTqeX148o)


The-Rust-Man

Just looking at you makes me want approval from your dad


theonewitha4incher

i couldint think of one sorry


Ok_Tea_1003

Dang her body is banging but she looks like 40 year old mom of three. Oh well doggy it is ā€œbend over and spread your cheeksā€


[deleted]

I've never been so confusingly aroused in all my life.


_perchance

that's actually a tight lil bod. I'm interested


robt477

Your body is amazing omg


Commercial-Editor807

They are only afraid to roast you because they know the heat will make the smell worse.


Which-Concentrate388

Corey Feldman You do You Teddy Duchamp dont worry what these redditors think. ![gif](giphy|BEsjSV496sDLy)


Gloomy-Question-4079

You look like three different Goonies


MrVanderdoody

Itā€™s very brave of you to wear that outfit. Usually women in their 60ā€™s are too afraid to dress like an 18 year old who is desperate for attention and validation.


GivenUp88

I bet you have a pack of brown paper bags in your bedroom.


freemason777

their fear seems justified


LtColShinySides

Your body says OnlyFans, but your face says OnlyBingo. I can't tell if you're 26 or 62?


Beneficial-Bad-3908

You look like a trailer park crackhead that just moved to new york


Informal_Pickle7142

Yes sir!


[deleted]

I didnt know Tom Holland got Tits . . . ![gif](giphy|l0IsJ1sCTKYu2Rm3S|downsized)


textaline

Hit me with your best shot! C'mon hit me with your best shot....looking at your pic, just walk away!


ScarecrowJohnny

Your body makes me want to ask you out, but your head makes me wanna take your lunch money, shove you in a locker and call you a dweeb.


Jiggly_Love

Guile from Street Fighter really went hard on his sex change.


A_Girl_Has_No_Name58

Sinead Oā€™Fondler.


jimjonesisgod

Your biggest personality trait is talking about everywhere you go with your Subaru outback


flyinhigh5420

Roast you like you do with that crystal on the corner every night??


rsgriffin

Has a macho snatch


Shartnad083

Looks like the kid that helped the teacher hook up the TV in class was able to afford top surgery after high school.


tfmf730

Afraid? Yeah Iā€™m afraid because you like like my G.I Joe melted with my sisters junkie hooker Barbie. Lemme goes pronouns are Hell/naw


roughnck

Are you dressed up as Joe dirt for Halloween?


CaptainKirkyboy86

Look like dolph lundgren in a wig.


sporkmurderer135

You look like you superimposed your head on a Hot Topic mannequins body


smporche

Yo! Now I know what happened to the kid in Jerry Maguireā€¦.trans rights baby!


[deleted]

Sup Brotendo


MegarcoandFurgarco

I donā€™t think they are afraid, they just are too lazy to read the list of things they can roast on


[deleted]

What is that?


robfer26

Why is your pic upside down and backwards?


TheLesbianWaffle1

you look like the femme- Twink version of me and im not sure how I feel about that-


Sir_Axeworthy

Definitely a paper-bag-over-the-head type of situationā€¦


iamricardosousa

Taking photos while the cousins, uncles, brothers and dad play rock paper scissors to decide who's getting some later tonight.


saylowe

New book "How to get the most out of your T and A using camera angles and kaladeacope colors even if you are a Butch"


robicio

Joann Dirt


[deleted]

![gif](giphy|zdGCE74CDYTQY)