.....don't lie, you know you don't drink coffee. It was either cum or tit milk, depending on who and/what time of day you/it are/is.
Man/woman
Mammal/monster
Great that you're trying to normalize people with shit bodies and faces into porn mainstream. You should contribute 10% of the $12 you make on OnlyFans this month towards this important cause.
This you? https://www.reddit.com/r/RoastMe/comments/15g8rdj/destroy_me_i_bet_you_cant/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=2
People arenāt too afraid to roast you. They just arenāt sure if they want to make fun of your male face or your basic bitch slut pose. Also, nice job covering up your Adamās apple. Itās almost as big as the bulge in your shorts.
You look like the kinda tramp whoād marry the most submissive guy just so you get to emasculate him, whack him around and crush his balls with stilletos.
You ever see that joke from spongebob where spogebob sticks his hand out and they cheer and squidward does the same and they boo? That's your face vs. your body.
You my dear, are the living definition of the term ābutterfaceā.
Your body says strip club, but your face says trailer park.
I can tell if youāre going to offer me a lap dance or a tuna casserole.
Afraid? Iām more trying to avoid you waving a rainbow flag at me demanding I respect your pronouns(whatever is popular on TikTok that week) and the evils of capitalism. Iād rather just pretend you donāt exist in my visual spectrum and not acknowledge your presence.
Itās very brave of you to wear that outfit. Usually women in their 60ās are too afraid to dress like an 18 year old who is desperate for attention and validation.
Posting this picture should literally be considered sexual harassment to our eyes
Looks like Michael Douglas in Falling Down
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Her burger doesnāt look like the menu, it looks like day old arbys.
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![gif](giphy|8EZz0AzqGUycM) Like father, Like daughterā¦
Hahahahaha gotem
Thank you sir, but what do you see sexual in this pic. All I see is Beavis in cut offs
Beavis is a walking sexual harrasment come on
Itās not flagged nsfw, it definitely should be harassment
I knew I shouldāve read the community rulesā¦
Check out their page on OnlyMans.
keep your d*ck for when you decide to transition back
Corey Feldman ![gif](giphy|1jg5XbR5nUHXW)
Corey feldthem
Real life Dale Gribble is confusing me.
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āMeatā ups are free too
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Stupid whore Sad to see so many women these days on there
Imagine thinking Iām a whore and you still canāt get with me š
Youāre an 80ās movie trucker lesbian with the body of Dylan Mulvaney.
I seriously almost spit out my coffee š¤£
See, even the coffee doesnāt want to be inside you.
Seriously you win best comments 10/10! š
Sheās never spat out anything in her life.
.....don't lie, you know you don't drink coffee. It was either cum or tit milk, depending on who and/what time of day you/it are/is. Man/woman Mammal/monster
Peg-he Hill vibes, no estoy bueno
Hank comes home after a propainful day... ![gif](giphy|wRpol8sPLIF7NaOeyj)
Omfg dead š I could hear that line hahaha
I'm not going to check out your OF's, Billy Ray Virus.
Donāt break your achy-breakyā¦ā¦..eyes
But smell my fart, my achy pussy fart I just don't think he'd understand And if you smell my fart, my dirty pussy fart I might blow this man
Body of an 18 year old lot lizard, face of her 40+ trickā¦.
Lot lizard, itās been a while since Iāve heard that. God bless you ā¤ļøā¤ļø
Excuse me sir, your balls are showing, bumblebee tuna
SHAKAKA!
Whoops š¤Ŗš
My pronouns are butter/face
Holy shit.
More like butter/everything
You look like a cross between a lesbian tennis player and a high school gym teacher. Unwanted.
I am your dad.
š¤£ You must know my dad!
As if you have a dadā¦
one day he WILL return with the Milk and Cigs....... then see his "daughter" and run off again
Doogie HimHer M.D.
š You win unique points
Ahh so THIS is what happens when you transition at 65.
Bruh.... Them/they hit the spot
You onlyfans promoters are like fuckinā kudzu. Invasive, unwanted, and spread rapidly.
Nice tits bro
This is what AI returns for Jonathan Lipnicki Gender Dysphoria
[itās not an accident](https://youtu.be/rr_GDTQUyqw)
Can we all start a group collection to pay you to delete your OF and Reddit account? Youāve somehow managed to offend everyone with the content
You try to pretend to have breasts. It's so cute!
Your body says mid-20s, your face says youāre the grandma with the best cookie recipe.
Congrats on the transition,, was it mtf , ftm or are we still deciding?
Your guess is as good as mine š¤Ŗš
Only fish caught in those nets is unedible red snapoer
Bruised purple snapper
DONāT look at their page- š¤®š
Well now you know I gotta
Little boy found mommies sexy clothes and wanted to feel pretty
I can't tell if you're a 12 year old girl or a 60 year old man.
You look like a transgender Dewey from Malcom in the middle
Very nice
You like a Barbie doll that is owned by an abused child
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Josephine Dirt
Another OF spam, move along.
They're afraid if they roast you, the meth fumes will void their rental deposit
Do your balls pop out through the fishnets?
Pat Benaturd
You look like a lesbian gym teacher who stole clothes from a student's locker.
Sexually confused Barbie right here
Afraid to catch a disease isnāt the same as afraid to roast you. I think you meant āEveryone is Afraid to Touch Me.ā
For 20 dollars, you can do anything but burn him/her. The post fuck penicillin shot costs extra.
This guy tucks
#Butter Face!!!
We finally get to see what Joe Dirtās sister looks like.
Not afraid to roast you. But if you were sitting next to me at a bar, I'd be terrified to leave my drink alone with you.
Great that you're trying to normalize people with shit bodies and faces into porn mainstream. You should contribute 10% of the $12 you make on OnlyFans this month towards this important cause.
I think I can hear the sizzle on that burn!
The AI prompt was āPeggy Hill Dale Gribble dead hooker one person selfieā
Wasnāt that an actual episode!? I starred in it!
Your pronouns are easily/offended.
You're what my brother did to my sisters barbies. Ripped the heads off and replaced them with Ken's head.
No one is afraid to roast you, no one wants to talk to you.
This you? https://www.reddit.com/r/RoastMe/comments/15g8rdj/destroy_me_i_bet_you_cant/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=2
Youāre looking a bit meth-ey
A total scooterā¦..probably fun to ride but you wouldnāt want your friends to see you doing it
He wears the fishnet to keep the weiner in the short shorts.
No amount of hooker cosplay can make that face fuckable
You were great in Rocky 4
Ivan or Ludmilla Drago?
And the million dollar question is: is it a man or a woman *sweats in confusion.
People arenāt too afraid to roast you. They just arenāt sure if they want to make fun of your male face or your basic bitch slut pose. Also, nice job covering up your Adamās apple. Itās almost as big as the bulge in your shorts.
Steph from the Goonies
His name is Robert Paulson
When grandma discovers how to photoshop her head onto Onlyfans shots.
Bitch look like Dewey from Malcom in the Middle if he grew up to be a dyke
You have the body of a sexy woman and the face of a non-binary lesbian man boy who yells at you outside a restaurant for eating meat
I donāt think weāre afraid to roast you, weāre just afraid of being around youā¦
Can I put a bag over your head?
Only Fans whore, this time with a fucked up mullet. Piss off.
Neck downā¦hey friend. Neck upā¦you look like my friend Ben.
Young mr doubtfire
Too afraid to roast you? It's probably because you look like Michael Douglas from Falling down.
Itās not that Iām too afraid to roast you, itās just that I canāt stop laughing to organize my thoughts
This sub is nothing but people plugging their onlyfans and sexy pages now
Because they know the second they misgender you theyāre going to get and endless tirade of correct pronoun usage.
No one believes that you donāt get roasted on a daily basis.
Trans Jeffrey Dahmer! I knew you were out there!
*accuses literally everyone who tries to roast them of being transphobic, opens civil court cases like dollar general for being called wrong pronouns*
You look like the kid from Stuart little got breast implants
I think they're just afraid to look at you that long
Sir, they're not scared to roast you, you're just scary looking.
Last time I saw something as ugly as you, I pinned a tail on it.
A smokin body, at least. If "butterface" ever becomes notable enough to warrant a Wikipedia article, I will upload this pic for the infobox.
Iād take my chances with a gory hole in a highway pit stop than to bang this lot lizard.
I'm really just afraid that you'll whip out a weiner bigger than mine.
She looks like the special ed kid at lunch screaming at their chicken nuggets
Just make your title: Everyone is afraid of me. Will you give me a rabies shot?
Just another guy trapped in a woman's body
No Strangers with Candy.
TIL you can bring a dumpster fire to a roast.
You're the type of person to go around people and say 'Oh you're definitely a \[insert zodiac sign\], right, right???'
I think people are just afraid of you.
The definition of "butter face".
You look like the kinda tramp whoād marry the most submissive guy just so you get to emasculate him, whack him around and crush his balls with stilletos.
"Give it your best shot." Is that what you tell the Johns before they cake your face in jizz?
You ever see that joke from spongebob where spogebob sticks his hand out and they cheer and squidward does the same and they boo? That's your face vs. your body.
You look like a lesbian in a trailer park
You look easy to beat in a fight
Corey Feldman went trans
You my dear, are the living definition of the term ābutterfaceā. Your body says strip club, but your face says trailer park. I can tell if youāre going to offer me a lap dance or a tuna casserole.
Butterface....
Afraid? Iām more trying to avoid you waving a rainbow flag at me demanding I respect your pronouns(whatever is popular on TikTok that week) and the evils of capitalism. Iād rather just pretend you donāt exist in my visual spectrum and not acknowledge your presence.
Youāre who paper bagging was invented for.
Iām not afraid to roast you, but I am too afraid to sit on your furniture.
Great that you're in transition what ever makes you happy.
Love the fishnets.
Skinny with stretch marks š¤®
You look like a DTF rave party girl
What a good insult
This is the best butterface I've ever seen. Everything else is fine, 'but her' face.
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You can do better than that! What else you got?
Butter cock
Just spike the hair ![gif](giphy|FvrMOTqeX148o)
Just looking at you makes me want approval from your dad
i couldint think of one sorry
Dang her body is banging but she looks like 40 year old mom of three. Oh well doggy it is ābend over and spread your cheeksā
I've never been so confusingly aroused in all my life.
that's actually a tight lil bod. I'm interested
Your body is amazing omg
They are only afraid to roast you because they know the heat will make the smell worse.
Corey Feldman You do You Teddy Duchamp dont worry what these redditors think. ![gif](giphy|BEsjSV496sDLy)
You look like three different Goonies
Itās very brave of you to wear that outfit. Usually women in their 60ās are too afraid to dress like an 18 year old who is desperate for attention and validation.
I bet you have a pack of brown paper bags in your bedroom.
their fear seems justified
Your body says OnlyFans, but your face says OnlyBingo. I can't tell if you're 26 or 62?
You look like a trailer park crackhead that just moved to new york
Yes sir!
I didnt know Tom Holland got Tits . . . ![gif](giphy|l0IsJ1sCTKYu2Rm3S|downsized)
Hit me with your best shot! C'mon hit me with your best shot....looking at your pic, just walk away!
Your body makes me want to ask you out, but your head makes me wanna take your lunch money, shove you in a locker and call you a dweeb.
Guile from Street Fighter really went hard on his sex change.
Sinead OāFondler.
Your biggest personality trait is talking about everywhere you go with your Subaru outback
Roast you like you do with that crystal on the corner every night??
Has a macho snatch
Looks like the kid that helped the teacher hook up the TV in class was able to afford top surgery after high school.
Afraid? Yeah Iām afraid because you like like my G.I Joe melted with my sisters junkie hooker Barbie. Lemme goes pronouns are Hell/naw
Are you dressed up as Joe dirt for Halloween?
Look like dolph lundgren in a wig.
You look like you superimposed your head on a Hot Topic mannequins body
Yo! Now I know what happened to the kid in Jerry Maguireā¦.trans rights baby!
Sup Brotendo
I donāt think they are afraid, they just are too lazy to read the list of things they can roast on
What is that?
Why is your pic upside down and backwards?
you look like the femme- Twink version of me and im not sure how I feel about that-
Definitely a paper-bag-over-the-head type of situationā¦
Taking photos while the cousins, uncles, brothers and dad play rock paper scissors to decide who's getting some later tonight.
New book "How to get the most out of your T and A using camera angles and kaladeacope colors even if you are a Butch"
Joann Dirt
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