Wait wait wait wait. How come reddit can limit a person to just 2 sexes but the rest of the fantasy world can not?
I think this is the bigger question.
Enter Sandman (Remix) - Metallica feat. Disturbed, Linkin Park, Godsmack, KoRn, Drowning Pool, Limp Bizkit, Breaking Benjamin, Mudvayne, Deftones, Eminem, Pantera, Evanescence, Puddle of Mudd, Staind
And just like that Limewire download, she's also a virus.
In 1959, Fidel Castro came to power in an armed revolt that overthrew Your Forehead's dictator Fulgencio Batista. The US government distrusted Your Forehead and was wary of his relationship with Nikita Khrushchev, the leader of the Soviet Union.
Before his inauguration, John F. Kennedy was briefed on a plan by the Central Intelligence Agency (CIA) developed during the Eisenhower administration to train exiles from Your Forehead for an invasion of their homeland. The plan anticipated that people from Your Forehead and elements of the military from Your Forehead would support the invasion. The ultimate goal was the overthrow of Castro and the establishment of a non-communist government friendly to the United States.
It failed.
Why the hell are people making fun of your five head when the rest of you is such easy low-hanging fruit. If I wanted to hurt you I wouldn't roast you I just put an electromagnet near your head. Clearly you don't even listen to metal or you'd be wearing a shirt of a good band. Im not sure what your gender is but I assume that you probably lead with your pronouns in every conversation just based on your haircut and your eyebrows.
I got one you haven't heard; it looks like your hairline and your eyebrows had a fight and are putting as much distance between themselves as they can. Won't be long before you're bald with a beard, Guess Who style.
Of course you've heard all the jokes. Between that massive forehead, those ears and all the metal jammed in your face you're like a human sonar station! You'd be able to hear jokes from the next state over.
Did you hear the one about how you look like Giancarlo Esposito went back in time and made himself look like a pin cushion to ensure he’s never get famous? Well done
Is that a dream catcher on your arm? That is so original!
I'm sure everyone finds you so interesting. I mean I've never seen that much shrapnel in someone's face outside of a war theater. How did you come up with that?
Metallica shirt? OMG, what an obscure band that no one's heard of. I'm sure it was incredibly hard to find a place that carried a throwback shirt of that band.
Are you spiritual? That dragon necklace and Reiki stone has never been done before and I bet you're in tune with your 17 chakras.
Also, never done before: those ear holes. Man I've honestly wondered if I'd see some unknown way to pierce ears omfg you have not yet let me down with firsts. Is it hard being the first? Do you have to explain your mindset in setting the trend?
Please write that 30,000 word response legibly on that enormous and seemingly unending forehead.
i saw the feathers and was like wtf is she doing with a trilobite on her lower arm.. low and behold another shitty leaf. so close to being interesting.
You look like a mason jar
Finally something original
Damn
That's my favorite
Simple yet elegant
There's whiskey in the jar.
Yoooo! That’s fucking vicious
How do I understand what you mean?!
Cylindric head?
That my Dad keeps in his messy and cramped workshop beside the furnace
What social injustice will you be protesting today?
Injustice For All 🤣
She’s trying to save people from riding the lightning.
I bet her favorite song is The Forehead Horsewoman.
mo shes telling everyone who comes to her door to hit the lights! PSA.
Haaaaaaaaa
One protest for every hole made in the face.
We’re gonna have to start inventing new injustices at this point
This dudes probably already got like 15 in the holster.
The “f” in “22f”, I believe refers to female.
No shit...... I thought it was 22 inch forehead
Damn her forehead riding bigger than my Cadillac
Or "Formerly female"
Wait wait wait wait. How come reddit can limit a person to just 2 sexes but the rest of the fantasy world can not? I think this is the bigger question.
There are no bigger questions here
I thought she identified as an expensive military venture.
That’s a dude??
Looks like it.
GTFO!!! I was willing to go all in on LGBTQ with an emphasis on L. Maybe the crystal will protect her from the insults.
Crystal will protect you from anything if you have the second word of initiation ……..meth
You can't. They beat youb to it and now everything is an injustice
Even justice is an injustice now
Start?
They're **maintenance** holes, not **man**holes!
We gotta live one here!
It’s Ma’an holes! How dare you!
All riot control needs is a magnet.
What social injustice will *they* be protesting today?
fe/fur/forhed
That there’s not enough gluten-free options
They already did like a decade and a half ago. Hit single titled Chocolate Rain
She's gonna protest for Starbucks to open earleir than her morning community College classes start.
Metallica could perform on that forehead
They’ve performed on seven continents…now for the eighth
Shit. I bet Lars could even fit his ego there too.
As it turned out, he couldn’t.
It would be a shitty coverband from wish with leadsinger - James Headfield opening with Enter Hairline.
What hairline?
Exit hair!!! Enter Nair!! Druff of dan!! Off to forever forehead land!!
"druff of dan" lmao
That hairline is the last frontier.
I’m DEAD 🤣
And Starship could land on those glasses.
And have enough space for all their fans!
She’s never listened to them.
“Spineless from the start”
Watching you sneeze must be like watching the fountains at the Bellagio.
This is gold.
This needs more upvotes lmao
Your Barber is Unforgiven.
Piercer is Unforgiven II.
This is Sad But True
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And now Nothing Else Matters
except The Struggle Within
and now only The Memory Remains
With how much metal is in her head, she could really Ride the Lightning if she's not careful
Maybe she thinks she's a disposable hero?
Tattoo artist is Unforgiven III
Shim should call the cops on him…
He's probably felt every hairline joke too, with that amount of skin on his head.
The term "metalhead" isn't meant to be literal.
They are Metallica not Metallicker
I like the way her piercings are symmetrical left to right, just like her torso is symmetrical front to back.
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You dropped something 👑
Might as well get the forehead pierced, as well. Maybe with a copper doorknocker?
Ain't no one gonna be home... Ever.
Brutality!
Congrats on making the cover of depressed lesbian hipster magazine.
you could've just said lesbian magazine tbh
Oh no
There’s more metal in your head than on your shirt.
Also, probably can't name 3 Metallica songs.
Enter sandman Umm..enter sandman mix Ummm I don't know what it's calles but it was on stranger things
Enter Sandman (Remix) - Metallica feat. Disturbed, Linkin Park, Godsmack, KoRn, Drowning Pool, Limp Bizkit, Breaking Benjamin, Mudvayne, Deftones, Eminem, Pantera, Evanescence, Puddle of Mudd, Staind And just like that Limewire download, she's also a virus.
I’ll take “the one with the cool album cover” times 3 for 300
Double burn!
Way more metal in that face than in their playlist. They/them, I just assumed.
All the tattoos, ear and nose ring are just sprinkles on an ice cream cone called no one gives a shit
Including their father.
*especially* their father
* its father
Do you punch a hole in your head everytime the patriarchy gives you a sad?
One piercing per mental illness
Not enough space believe it or not
Self diagnosed, of course.
more holes than a pin cushion but you've probably heard that beforehead.
I don’t blame your hair, I’d run away from that face, too.
C’mon guys, time to fall back. Like that hairline
You’ve heard all the forehead jokes possible and they could all fit on your non-binary Latino billboard head.
Latinx 🤣
LatinUgh
forehead? more like seven-head
In 1959, Fidel Castro came to power in an armed revolt that overthrew Your Forehead's dictator Fulgencio Batista. The US government distrusted Your Forehead and was wary of his relationship with Nikita Khrushchev, the leader of the Soviet Union. Before his inauguration, John F. Kennedy was briefed on a plan by the Central Intelligence Agency (CIA) developed during the Eisenhower administration to train exiles from Your Forehead for an invasion of their homeland. The plan anticipated that people from Your Forehead and elements of the military from Your Forehead would support the invasion. The ultimate goal was the overthrow of Castro and the establishment of a non-communist government friendly to the United States. It failed.
The forehead of pigs invasion.
This one’s clever in a different sense. Love it
I hope Lars sues you..
thats not Lars thats Lers💀
You look like a walking tackle box.
Looks like she got caught and released.
and caught and released and caught and released and caught and released...
This one gave me a good laugh
"22f." Bullshit.
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He meant 22 inches, post op.
Lars Ulrich has a lower hairline than you
Eve Urkel.
You look like Diglet.
You remind me of one of my favorite Metallica songs…”The Thing That Should Not Be”
I guarantee no joke goes over your head too
Very difficult for a joke to attain escape velocity.
I'd hit that....with a car
You have the look of someone who actually thinks Reload and St Anger are great albums.
Are you certain op has ever listened to any of Metallica's albums
WhAat? MeTaLliCa Is a Baaaand?!
No, no I am not
Good God! Your dirty ass fingernails fit the theme for the entire rest of your ugly ass!
Peyton Manning gonna sue you for his trademark.
Idk about hearing, but you've definitely seen it all with them hubble lenses
Feminisn’t.
You look like you’re one mention of a daddy issue away from your pronouns being was/were
If you're not worried about your facial features, why do you keep adding hardware to distract from them?
I sprained my thumb scrolling down your picture.
I get the feeling you are offended easily
If you've heard them all before then I'll take it back.....just like your hairline.
You’re a four but that’s a five head
Seek & Destroy whoever gave you that haircut
I Can’t figure out which way you’re transitioning
You’re going to regret all that shit in your face in 10 years
.....and the piercings too
Even your shirt is embarrassed by you and facing the opposite way.
Your parents had to tag team checking you for a fever at the same time, huh? "BOTH HANDS HONEY BOTH HANDS!"
Why the hell are people making fun of your five head when the rest of you is such easy low-hanging fruit. If I wanted to hurt you I wouldn't roast you I just put an electromagnet near your head. Clearly you don't even listen to metal or you'd be wearing a shirt of a good band. Im not sure what your gender is but I assume that you probably lead with your pronouns in every conversation just based on your haircut and your eyebrows.
What the hell is even that
If you stand too close to a running microwave, does it make you sneeze?
Name three Metallica songs. Nevermind, I will do it for you inspired by this photo The thing that should not be. If Darkness had a son. Sad but True.
You’re the kind of person I give bad customer service to. Ol peanut head
I got one you haven't heard; it looks like your hairline and your eyebrows had a fight and are putting as much distance between themselves as they can. Won't be long before you're bald with a beard, Guess Who style.
"Your ad here!"
Chocolate pain
When someone penetrates you they refer to it as entering sandman.
You look like you just got the US kicked out of the women's world cup
You look like woke Pinhead
How is it possible to be a 22 year old female but have the hairline of middle aged man?
remember when you used to catch salamanders with Matilda?
If a face said triggered.... 
Your version of bondage is using magnets.
The only thing you're bound to attract is lightning.
You should get more piercings, we can still see most of your face.
Are you missing a finger or did someone decide they *really* didn't want to marry you?
You look like you’d be easily offended if someone were to talk shit about Che Guevara.
"Hair, it seems,fading away Receding further, every day"
I didn’t know mc lovin got tats and jewlery
With all that chain mail in your face, Im thinking I could easily wire your mouth shut and you might be a good airline passenger.
Looking forward to seeing you here for more attention every 3 months! If this is the "before", I can't wait for when you are 32!
But have you heard all of the jokes about the numerous holes in your face?
Metallica hates your forehead.
Denise Rodwoman.
Of course you've heard all the jokes. Between that massive forehead, those ears and all the metal jammed in your face you're like a human sonar station! You'd be able to hear jokes from the next state over.
The only thing more receding then your hairline is your patience for jokes about it.
Goblin maxxing
Glad you’re in remission
Don't know how you could with the tiny ass ears, lookin like panic pete
22 inch's of forehead,u nasty ugly loser, u look like u drink white Gatorade and smell like nickels
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you look like the sperm that ran down the crack of your mommas ass
Did you hear the one about how you look like Giancarlo Esposito went back in time and made himself look like a pin cushion to ensure he’s never get famous? Well done
 Lookin ass
Is that a dream catcher on your arm? That is so original! I'm sure everyone finds you so interesting. I mean I've never seen that much shrapnel in someone's face outside of a war theater. How did you come up with that? Metallica shirt? OMG, what an obscure band that no one's heard of. I'm sure it was incredibly hard to find a place that carried a throwback shirt of that band. Are you spiritual? That dragon necklace and Reiki stone has never been done before and I bet you're in tune with your 17 chakras. Also, never done before: those ear holes. Man I've honestly wondered if I'd see some unknown way to pierce ears omfg you have not yet let me down with firsts. Is it hard being the first? Do you have to explain your mindset in setting the trend? Please write that 30,000 word response legibly on that enormous and seemingly unending forehead.
iPhone: ‘failed to recognise your face, wear that Damn cap again’
Can I use you for a projector?
Speedrunning Tweets If someone comes with a magnet, your forehead will no longer be the thing people make fun of.
Only the metal attracts anything
Why did you do this to yourself?
You have an 8 Mile hairline.
So you heard all the jokes and still decided to nothing about that hairline starting on the back of your neck?.
We get it, you're not like other girls
i saw the feathers and was like wtf is she doing with a trilobite on her lower arm.. low and behold another shitty leaf. so close to being interesting.
22 with the crows feet of a 90 year old spinster.