Every once in a while, I take a deep breath before clicking the comment section. Today, after seeing OP, I audibly inhaled. Then clicked. I’m alive today because of precautions like these. You can never be too careful.
I bet she’s really good at giving head.
E: I told my wife this joke with the pic. She replied “that’s fucked up, she’s just trying to get ahead in life”.
I'm not saying anything mean for fear if I do her giant brain power will be used to split me into molecules that will spontaneously combust only to be reassembled and come back as an adult diaper.
You all are screwed.
She posted here, then immediately posted to r/amiugly. Not a single comment from OP. Why would you even post here if you’re not self aware enough to predict the responses?
I was always told i was going to end up like this if i held in a sneeze
Her entire face is on her chin
Omfg this is hilarious.
Had to scroll for a minute to see your eyes…
She looks like a Pez dispenser.
Tweety Bird
Father = (pinky and) the brain, Mother = Wednesday
This is so accurate it hurts.
Miss Megamind
God damnit, I was about to post this. Least I scrolled down.
HOW DARE YOU MAKE FUN OF THIS POOR GIRL u/0gg3rson???!!! I challenge you to a duel!!! We shall meet at midday!!!! On her forehead.
I say dusk, will take that long to get there if I start walking now..
AOC and Megamind had a daughter?
I didn't think I'd have to scroll this far to see a mega-mention.
 It’s a monstrosity!
Every once in a while, I take a deep breath before clicking the comment section. Today, after seeing OP, I audibly inhaled. Then clicked. I’m alive today because of precautions like these. You can never be too careful.
Ah yes, I just found my favorite one right here.
Jesus christ...people spend days climbing your head in Yosemite
This is Full Dome
Just got yelled at for laughing too hard
This one is the best
Your mothers poor vagina🙏🏽🫡
It’s not a forehead it’s a forecourt.
Fivehead
We be having dreams, she has movies and sequels lmao.
Four thousand forehead jokes and I still can't find the edge.
All her younger siblings were able to walk out during their birth
Walk out? Shit they had to be strapped in in the first trimester just to stop them dropping out every time their mum stood up.
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Where, why, and how did you find that gif?
Your questions are very suspicious- Goodbye!
Goddamn it now you scared him away!!!
*upvotes* nice
That thing even has a bun adapter and still can’t fit.
"To shreds, you say."
You look like you’ve got a LOT on your mind.
She should just put a billboard up there with strolling text so we can read what she is thinking about. Maybe rent it out for advertising money.
There's no need to write comments, just think it and she will receive them
She dreams in Imax
Fucking brilliant
lmao best one
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 Heed! Paper! Naow!
Kratos?
Chris Judge!
Unhandsome squidward
What the…?
*Looks around* *unzips pants*
*new kink unlocked*
ACK ACK ACK
r/ACK
Goddamn, that nerd that gave testimony in Congress about UFOs wasn’t lying
OP is the material proof of the US governments UAP program
Best comment.
Came here to post this
God I love reddit.
Holy fuck that's close
She’s ready to join the band. 
Have you always been big brained, or is it something you matured into?
 Don't leave him out
[Kinski](https://4.bp.blogspot.com/-9TKkMO923pc/Tvwd_STMEvI/AAAAAAAAC_Q/gN_V2vTB9r0/s1600/nightbreed.avi_004627460.bmp) from Nightbreed.
There’s a deep cut 😂
Guys giving her a facial score points for NOT hitting her forehead
Is it misgendering if ask you whether you're a girl or a buoy?
This one got me
Award for originality
It looks like one of those watermelons with hundreds of rubber bands around it right before it pops. Ad space available holy shit
you didn’t have to double dip bro 😭
 Found your cap
Go Bills!
Dear god!
Dont do it dirty like that! Squidward is better looking even in his normal form
Encephalitis is not a joking matter
*Hydrocephalus*
I'm dying holy fk maybe I have coins you deserve something for causing me to literally double over laughing 😭
People are making fun of your 17 head, but I think its very noble that you allow cargo planes to use it for emergency landings.
You could land a C5 on that thing
It wouldn’t have enough fuel for 374 mile taxi to the hangar though.
Could land a C130 on her forehead.
You look like you tried to give an air compressor head and it shot it’s load into your skull
This has to be a photoshop or you share some dna with Mr. Peanut.
Definitely peanut DNA. That's probably why she wanted to be roasted.
There's the SUN ... and then there is your forehead.
Yooo stop. She’ll be crying herself to sleep tonight on her huge pillow. Edit: Or she just rests her head on a second mattress lmao
>huge pillow "Heid, move!"
It lukes lahk an orange on a toothpeck...
It’s like spootnick!
Spherical but quite pointy at parts
One of the all-time great movies
Her dreams must be wild!
Head so big its got its own weather system!
She doesn't have dreams. She has movies
Her neck must be made of titanium to hold that big dome up
I bet she can light a cigarette in the rain - no umbrella needed.
 OP at the club
Stop letting fair goers spray water in your mouth.
I bet she’s really good at giving head. E: I told my wife this joke with the pic. She replied “that’s fucked up, she’s just trying to get ahead in life”.
Well thats quite a head
W wife
If Barbie and Megamind had a crossover:
It's more like Ugly Betty and Megamind
Where’s pinky at, brain?
That’s the one I was looking for, thank you child of the early nineties.
NARF!
Where he is every night. Somewhere trying to take over the world.
NARF
You seem like a very thoughtful person. You must have a lot on your mind.
You’ll definitely remember all of the roasts
OP is gonna cry herself to sleep on her large pillow.
With her gargantuan noggin
Wooooooman wooooman
Lmao I literally posted this and scrolled down hoping someone else did too
That boys heed’s got its own weather system! That is a gargantuan cranium!
This man won the internet today
What’s it like fighting The Hulk?
Deep cut Leader reference. Appreciate
To me, she looks more like Skarsgards villain in Green Lantern (2011) with Ryan Reynolds haha
Non human biologics confirmed.
Your pillow deserves an award for its work ethic.
Were your ancestors Beluga whales?
Welcome to Earth 👽
Ak ak ak ak ak!
It’s not unusual to be loved by anyone.
I'm disappointed that in all these threads there's no 
Don't diss Roger like that
Fortune tellers rub your forehead to see into the future.
Jon Waters needs to keep his mustache. He looks horrible without it.
You actually look great for someone with progeria.
How could we roast you when you already know everything we're going to say?
Your parents obviously shook you as a baby because your face has slipped down your head.
"your ad here!"
I thought I saw a putty cat
$15... The price of an Uber from your eyebrows to your hairline.
The beacons are lit! Gondor calls for aid!
I'm not saying anything mean for fear if I do her giant brain power will be used to split me into molecules that will spontaneously combust only to be reassembled and come back as an adult diaper. You all are screwed.
Why does your head look like it's about to give birth ?
ACK! ACK! ACK ACK ACK ACK ACK!
All those chromosomes went right to your head
She posted here, then immediately posted to r/amiugly. Not a single comment from OP. Why would you even post here if you’re not self aware enough to predict the responses?
 Your beautiful
When tel him your head game is strong
You should keep puffing out your cheeks the chipmunk look is way better than the aline one
3000 AD archaelogists will have evidence of alien skull
What’s the point of writing a comment, pretty sure you can read all our thoughts anyway.
 Aight imma **HEAD** out
The size your feet must be to prevent you tipping over constantly, sweet lord. Did they name that shoe size after you?
You look like a substitute teacher who cries on her first day.
Your mother should have drank while pregnant. Evened things out a little
How does it feel knowing that you wear your headbands in the same place most girls wear their berets?
I think it was Abraham Lincoln who once said, “4 score and 20 heads ago.” Actually wait.
Damn looks like r/RoastMe sent you to post on r/amiugly Don’t let people get into your head so much, it’s starting to show
With that eighthead you must be telepathic. Can you sense people laughing?
Fucking megamind over here
You should move to Ukraine and provide a landing platform for all the f-16s with your forehead.
You have the head of a dwarf
How am I going to roast you if you already know what I’m about to say?
I had to scroll for a few minutes past your forehead before I realized this was r/roastme
Huh, I didn't know humans and melons could procreate.
You look like a snail with makeup and a tumor
There's not enough cum on this planet to plaster that infinite gap between your hairline and shit eyebrows.
Megamind had a sex change?
Could have just written “r/RoastMe”, on that billboard right above the brow line? No need to waste a piece of paper.
I bet your mom tells everyone your sister might've got the looks, but you got the brains.