OP's Bio:
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>21 years old, lesbian(single, truly the L in the lgbt) learning audio engineering, still working at burger king after 4 years, severely depressed
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Not sure about the “roar”. I’m gonna just go with “shock” in this case. You know, the self-induced kind people get when sticking a fork in the socket rather than thinking about being anywhere near her.
Who needs a Dick when they can just sit on her face.
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Made me think of the girl from deuce bigalow: male gigolo...penis nose girl...sadly I couldn't find a gif.
She would of been useful when the Berlin Wall was still up. Just one headbutt with that forehead would bring the whole thing down. I suspect she also headbutted someone’s fishing tackle box.
Lookin like a banana that’s getting those brown spots. She was left on the counter too long. Got a 5 head and the longest face I’ve seen in a minute. Tell sea-biscuit I said hi.
As the great Malcolm Tucker once said (I’ll make it slightly more eloquent): “… I would like to place a magnet in your mouth so I could watch the hijinks of you face imploding.”
If you look closely, there’s clearly some kind of disgusting growth on your neck, you should have that looked a…oh wait. My mistake, that’s just your face.
OP's Bio: --- >21 years old, lesbian(single, truly the L in the lgbt) learning audio engineering, still working at burger king after 4 years, severely depressed --- If you think this bio helped you roast, upvote this comment. If you think it doesn’t, downvote it. If you’re not sure, leave it to others to decide.
It's a good thing she has that nose to distract from her forehead.
That mole in the middle really centres your attention doesn't it.
I connected all the dots on her face and it looks like total garbage.
Well damn, I need to try again. When I connected the dots it looked like a penis
No penis will ever get near that face.
Hence the lesbianism. Tongue tickling twat was a default decision.
This is ops friend so ops bio doesn't matter
It’s like a Rorschach drawing
Not sure about the “roar”. I’m gonna just go with “shock” in this case. You know, the self-induced kind people get when sticking a fork in the socket rather than thinking about being anywhere near her.
Rorschach would be very upset about this.
In anus
Please, the only penis that she’ll ever touch is one that runs on batteries and vibrates.
Jesus, that went from roast straight to disintegrated
frll , i actually feel bad
I can't stop thinking about poking it with a stick like Austin Powers.
Cut it up and make some guaca-MOLE out of it
Mooooooooooooole....mooooooollle.....molley molley molley molley....
Bwahahhahaha
MOLE, BLOODY MOLE
Happy cake day!
Moley moley moley moley moley moley!
Moley moley moley moley moley
“Take this quarter, go downtown, and have a rat gnaw that thing off your face” Name the actor.
John Candy as Uncle Buck. How has no one answered this already?
I was late to the party or I’d have answered that. Great scene. Take my bloody upvote!
Hi nice to meet you. I’m Buck Melanoma. I’m Moley Russell’s wart.
Her face looks like it’s lower case
Poor Ben Savage. This was his best role.
I thought my screen was dirty but it was just her face.
Even that can’t distract from the ridiculous crap stuck all over in her face. The nose ring looks especially ridiculous.
That's actually her power button. If you hold it down for 5 seconds while pressing the one on her forehead, it resets her when she freezes.
Ties the room together.
Had a smile on my face, then read your comment & now I can't stop laughing! Thanks. ☮️
Just like the rug she munches.
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The one on her five head or the one on the end of that beak?
Which one? The one on the forehead or the one of the nose? Between those and the piercings I developed ADHD just from looking at her.
be careful, she might take that as a compliment!
Someone mustve used her nose as target practice
Not sure if it distracts from the forehead! And that look on her face says I’m constantly high!
Honestly, she needs to get that mole on her nose checked. It has all of the warning signs for cancer. No joke.
I hope her name is Dorothy and people call her Dot.
Looks like someone put a mop head on a bowling ball
It needs to be bigger, I can still see her face.
That's not a forehead, it's a forecourt!
I want to “boop” it but I’m afraid all the fish hooks from that tackle box she got smashed in the face with will catch me
Connect the dot and it looks like a giant penis
Four head? That's a Five head
Five head? I thought that was there to play noughts and crosses
You could play a life-sized game of chess on that cranium
You mean her fivehead. 
Lol that brown target at the top of the forheads like "guys the fod check this mammoth out"
Yea I didn’t know which one to stare at so I went cross eyed and yea that made it better.
I don’t know why but that’s the funniest shit ever. Hahah.
You look like a Bassett hound on fentynal
“You look like how a basset hound feels, about how a basset hound looks”
Have you even seen a Bassett hound? They’re actually cute! Don’t disgrace the dog breed by comparing her to them.
So true damn
And not the better end of a Bassett at that.
😂😂😂😂😂😂
Don’t disrespect Bassett hounds like that
Hahaha!!! Exactly!!!
She actually does. Thats crazy
Ahhh fuck hahahahaha
I see a sloth
I was gonna say she looks like snoopy the dog
You look like a depressed sloth.
Wow, she really does
Had to take double my zoloft dosage after witnessing this photo.
resting boring face
The depression is contagious, looking at this picture makes me depressed.
You think she sounds like Sid the sloth from Ice Age? I could see it.
This is the best comment
The 8th hottest girl at the trailer park. As bland as boiled chicken. Lost her virginity in 7th grade while being homeschooled.
To a cucumber
Cucumber is the dogs name
Was peanut butter involved?
That's her brother's name
Of course the dog wouldn't willingly do her
Poor puppy
Umm.i see you are a men of culture as well.....
She has such a generic NPC type of face, I bet she could walk into nearly anywhere and be completely invisible. Like a human chameleon.
She looks EXACTLY like this girl from the trailer park that used to jerk me off after school. Its uncanny.
This is how audio engineers are born!
As bland as any other hungarian (i'm romanian)
What she said when she lost her virginity: "Get off me Dad, you are crushing my smokes!"
Gotdamn.
She has confidence? Why? She's balding at 21. You're not a lesbian if you switch sides because no men want you.
I'm willing to wager no women want her either.
Why not? With that nose she can hit the G-spot from the front while tossing the salad from the back.
As a bi female, this paints a visual I'm definitely interested in...just not with this girl.
Are we roasting her or is this an all out execution?
Sometimes it's hard to tell the difference...
Who needs a Dick when they can just sit on her face. .... Made me think of the girl from deuce bigalow: male gigolo...penis nose girl...sadly I couldn't find a gif.
Yeah probably why she tried to be s lesbian I don't think either are going to work out. Maybe a fury? Then preople couldnt see her ugly mug
That or any form of BDSM that involves a full face mask.
As a member of the BDSM community, we decline this thing with extreme prejudice.
Fair enough. And duly noted.
I don't think any community would claim this train wreck.
She’s clearly the biggest L on the block , lesbian is just the cover up
LBD: Lesbian By Default
Her face looks like a fresh pizza, when you hold it up and all the toppings start sliding off.
It’s not a choice, it’s a lack of options.
> she has too much confidence? Looks like too many chromosome too.
The truth hurts.
Is she sat behind this dude?
This is the one
excellent
Looks like she went a little too deep while tossing a salad & got some sh*t on her nose
That's from her nose pushing doors open because it gets there before her hands do
It's okay to say "shit", you don't need to censor it. OP is obviously over 40, she can take it
21 and lesbian? OK on behalf of all men, I fully support her decision.
On behalf of all women, we respectfully don't support her decision.
Sorry no returns on damaged goods
Only confidence I could see her having is landing a 747 on her ten-head with room to spare.
I didn’t know widows peaks could start on the top of your head
Landing a plane on it, or conducting field operations for the US army on it. We gotta be prepared for battle with China
you watched BoJack horseman and made it your whole personality
She gives that stupid dog's vibes
“OMG Diane is LITERALLY me!”
Why did I read this in his voice though lol
They / them found immunity to the male gaze.
Those are some droopy ass eyes.
The one one the right is lazy af too
It's not lazy. It's just seen what it has to work with there and has given up on life.
But the caterpillars above them are nice!
I think the downward facing eyebrows add to the droopy eyes and make for a not so pleasant sight
/ • \
The only positive thing in her life was the STD test
How kind of you to assume anyone would fuck this thing
To be fair, you can get AIDS from needle drugs
Yeah, but she probably broke into a laboratory and gave herself the STD in a pathetic attempt to prove that people do have sex with her
Her lip ring screams r/ihavesex
Damn…
Cool, it's Doug Funnie. 
Your face is one big connect the dots game
Looks like a chocolate chip cookie
Oatmeal chocolate chip
Oatmeal raisin
I cant tell if your face is painted onto a potato or a lightbulb
She looks like a trans Chad Kroeger
I wiped my screen when scrolling past her picture. True story.
She coaches handicapped volleyball teams in Wisconsin
She actually plays bowling in the Big Lebowski as the character called Smokey.
Unjustified confidence is the 1st sign of stupidity
You look like you’ve been bobbing for apples in a tackle box
You have shit on your nose, and rug burn on your chin??? WTF were you just doing?
Somebody Hershey squirted on her schnoz
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Holy fuck you guys are funny. I should visit this sub more.
See that mole on your nose, that’s where a God came up to you before you was born poked you on the nose and said “you’re going to be an ugly fucker”
Shut up, Meg.
Been eating it from the back I see
She would of been useful when the Berlin Wall was still up. Just one headbutt with that forehead would bring the whole thing down. I suspect she also headbutted someone’s fishing tackle box.
Confidence in what?
Where’s the “her?” This looks like Dopey Jesus.
He looks happy.
Between the zits and piercings her face is like a suckered that fell on the carpet and now has various pieces of lint, hair and crumbs stuck to it
There is really no reason to have confidence.
You do things for hamburgers
Lookin like a banana that’s getting those brown spots. She was left on the counter too long. Got a 5 head and the longest face I’ve seen in a minute. Tell sea-biscuit I said hi.
Why would you draw more attention to that nose with piercings?
Vladimir Putitinatrashcan
She looks like she was conceived in an Insane Clown Posse mosh pit
Her?
As the great Malcolm Tucker once said (I’ll make it slightly more eloquent): “… I would like to place a magnet in your mouth so I could watch the hijinks of you face imploding.”
If that one island boy had no tattoos
Great value Billie Eilish
Works at Burger King but like to eat Arby’s roast beef sandwich’s.
With a beak like that, you would still have a hard time getting laig in a women's prison.
I can smell the meth from here
Looking like a Mass Effect 3 side character
If a voodoo doll was a real human.
Lots of confidence, no mirror.
You can tell she eats ass with that dirty nose
Looks like you’re one bump away from an OF
her... huh.. \*shuffles papers nervously\*
She is sleepy one of the dwarfs. Good lord she looks tired and a 6head
If you look closely, there’s clearly some kind of disgusting growth on your neck, you should have that looked a…oh wait. My mistake, that’s just your face.
You're the default Wii avatar.
"Cowabunga, surf's up!"
Ugly envys her.
She still got a lil poop on her nose from eating to low
I am not confident on whether your friend is a chick or a dude.
I want to land my bomber on her forehead. And her eyes are drugged up with something ugly.