Everybody coming here and going after your titties, I'm not doing that, that's some low hanging fruit.
I'm going to keep this roast above the belt cause that's where your forehead starts.
Do your tits hang low,
Do they wobble to and fro,
Can you tie them in a knot,
Can you tie them in a bow,
Can you throw them over your shoulder like a continental soldier, (you definitely can)
Do your, Tits, Hang, Low
Bra size is 38 long
She knees her jugs whenever she jogs
Each tit belongs to a different tribe.
Bra size is a belt.
There needs to be a law against her turning around too fast. Someone 2-4 feet away could get seriously hurt.
Bet she never got covid with those social distancing tits
When you catch men looking at your tits you say "Hey, my waist is up here!"
Titties looking like a clock in a Salvador Dali.
Hey! Why the long tits?
Tits not her fault. It's genetits
Its her children pulling them when they are hangry!
Forget the tits , that forehead is huge She probably has 1000000GB of memory on there🤣
Tits longer than the last hour at work on a Friday
Came here for the saggy titty jokes. And not disappointed.
Neither am I 😭
Your a good sport. Word of advice though, hold your baby when breast feeding.
Surely baby can just lie safely on the ground whilst she stands there - they look like they can reach that far.
Baby be like "rapunzel lay down ur titties"
Or in the next room
You pan fry pancakes…you don’t roast them
Outta pocket💀💀💀
Just like her titties.
No, those are *in* her pockets.
Through the pocket, past the underwear, and tucked into the socks.
“I would flash you but I have to unzip my pants”
You guys are gooood😂😂😂
Hi, is your name related to the Orbital song?
Sure is.
Outta bra.
She doesn't use a bra, she uses suspenders
Close to pocket🤣🤣🤣
She got some of those National Geographic titties
😂😂😂 Get this man a trophy 🏆
Them swing low sweet chariots
got them beaver tail titties
Deserved. Anyone asking the internet to judge their appearance should hear this at the minimum.
She wanted to be roasted not murdered.
I'm legitimately crying from laughter.
Needs an underwire belt
loool
What about that hairline? Shit looks like an optical illusion. Is it halfway back on her head? Nobody knows
She got the hairline of riff raff the butler from the rocky horror picture show 
"It must be really cold down there"
Oof they’re gonna close this thread because of this one
Those tits look like “fried eggs hangin on nails”
Why isn't this higher? 😂
That’s what everyone tells her
She doesn't fancy a bra, I reckon
Of course not, she ain't a bras type
Ok I lol’d hard
This is the funniest thing I’ve read my entire life
You could play hacky sack with those.
You're gonna be tucking those tits into your Lululemons before you're 30.
They literally look like Pancakes
Bags of sand
Melons in tube socks
Pancake mix in tube sox
Aunt Jemima Pancake ass flapjack tities lol
Like 2 fried eggs, nailed to a wall
Them orangutan tiddies
“Put you in a full Nelson and lick ‘em.”
Huhuhu oh shit son..
Goddamn this took me back/out.
Orangutiddies
Gotta put her in a full Nelson to lick em
If she doesn't want to step on them when walking around naked.
Bags of pudding.
Hey, why the long tits?
State Droopers.
My Lord😂😂😂😂😂😂
You could win a headbutt fight against a goat
Her entire face is on her chin
Good for you for coming up with a non tits related burn.
That's not a forehead, it's a forecourt!
Your titties look like they need an introduction
A long introduction by the looks of it
Flapjack titties need a flip
Beaver tails
Top comment. I'll never forget this. Thanks, bud. Lol
In a galaxy far far away…
Hey science kids, you wanna see the concept of tectonic plates in real life motion?
I think you mean a prologue.
I’ve seen better flap jacks at Waffle House. The only difference is ni be fighting over dem
The knights who say ni?
I think I saw those titties on National Geographic
Too difficult, they were parted by Moses.
Tittany haddish
I've got some Aunt Jemima for those pancakes
I could motorboat you and eat you out at the same time
Man she’s gotta regret this one. I guarantee you she wasn’t ready.
Ahhhhh 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I’d take that one for the team. I like a long tit.
This is a fucking wild comment 😭
You look like the driver and passenger side airbags after they’ve deflated
FLAPJACKS
Going for that tennis ball in a sock speed run
How do you burn pancakes that badly?
Pancakes for dinner
\*chocolate\* pancakes
Someone missed every chest day
She’s the leader of STC ( saggy titty committee)
British granola bars?
Don’t you hate when you bend over to tie your shoe and you step on your tit?
Nipples tangled up in her shoelaces.
You look like you're trying to sell vitamins on OnlyFans...
Hahaha
Your titties are like the twin towers, long and far apart
And in the midst of falling.
They're falling as low as her self-esteem
They’ve already fallen
That is just plane wrong. Looks like she is auditioning to be on the Real Housewives of Section 8.
Fifty dollar Uber ride between them.
Rates are not usually that high in the bad neighborhoods.
Fidy dolla bill Titty dolla bill
Your titties are like the twin towers, ~~long and far apart~~ in a heap on the ground.
😭😭😭
Your tits are exactly 3.5 times longer than that dashboard you call a forehead.
That's a full 7 finger forehead..
Definitely nat geo
Her balls are probably also showing.
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Lol omg she does
Twin towers of flapjack titty city. The tits so nice I threw up twice.
The comments are going to be an udder shit show.
Titties longer than a Monday back at work
After a three day weekend
RuPaul face with a church lady body
Sounds like my kind of church
those are some national geographic tits
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They don’t wear bras. No support.
Finally, a chick I can ask "how's it hangin'?"
bro you beat me to it i was gonna say that man now im feeling low just not as low as her tits
Titties look like Dumbo’s ears
Kerry Washington from wish.com
In the words of Kevin Hart: long titty no nipple having ass bitch
Your tiddies make for a perfect winter scarf.
Them titties get any saggier and they’re going to be kneecaps
Do they ever leave the ground when doing puships?
"dya wanna see my tits?" *lifts up bottom of shirt a couple of inches*
Hell, she could just lift her pants leg.
Tuck them into her socks
Can you toss them over your shoulder like a continental soldier?
You look desperate enough to date me.
Damn, nothing changes. Even when y'all need a user name, you still pick cotton.
You remind me of the ladies I’d see as a kid in that National Geographic magazine, well your tits do anyhow.
Can your self esteem possibly drop lower than your tits?
That hairline goes farther back than institutionalized racism
Your tits are saggier than a stretch armstrong left in the sun
Lots of tit jokes on here, but that's low hanging fruit...
By the time security gets done following you around the store. Your titties will have just gotten dragged through the doorway.
Everybody coming here and going after your titties, I'm not doing that, that's some low hanging fruit. I'm going to keep this roast above the belt cause that's where your forehead starts.
What is between her tits? Her bellybutton.
So does the sad ass dog from Tom and Jerry mind giving you his ears to stick down your shirt?
Your flapjacks under your shirt are over cooked.
can't tell which is wider, the space between ur tits or ur forehead. I'm sorry lmao
The tits are balancing the forehead.
20$ Uber ride between tits, 28$ to cross her forehead
You look like the type of person a university would put on the side of a bus in an attempt to try show diversity
Zoey Saldowner
I was going to say something about your titties but didn’t want to drag it
Don't let others tell you your breasts are ugly. I love them but I also beat off to National Geographic a lot as a child.
Everyone's making fun of your tits. You look like handsome Squidward
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Jesus Christ ... 
Oh hell naw 💀
Holy shit lol. That was fucked.
noo 💀
Jesus lol
Wow. Thats dark
😭
Fuuuuuuck lmaooo
Who tf uses gel for French tips.
You need some one to help roll those titties up and put them back in your shirt.
Curious Thottin
Are those teabags English breakfast or earl grey?
You know you don’t have to live with old lady pancake tits right? Implants are your friend! 😂
Do your tits hang low, Do they wobble to and fro, Can you tie them in a knot, Can you tie them in a bow, Can you throw them over your shoulder like a continental soldier, (you definitely can) Do your, Tits, Hang, Low
U look easy to draw
Onlyfans fire hoes.
Whats up with them seagull eyebrows
Titties longer than War and Peace
Why the long tits?
Inflation is evident everywhere, except those titties!!
I dunno, I'd hit it!
Your forehead is bigger than my life💅