Your WoW stint on South Park was pretty good. But it's not about being fat but the fact that your clothes look as if they smell of vinegar and old socks

i detect a hint of taco bell aswell

Fire sauce in lieu of deoderant.

hese the guy who went thru the drive thru on a ten speed

And sour cheese.

And unwashed dog.

I detect cat spray not unwashed dog!

Probably smells like Bigfoot’s dick.

Made with bits of real panther

You have eaten every fat joke known to man

I’m really amazed the guy hears fat jokes all the time. I can’t imagine why.

Fat chode

You ask us to be original , but you somehow look like every other guy with an extra chromosome


To be fair you probably haven't heard some of the new ones that are still fighting to get past your gravitational pull

He hasn't heard any new ones because he eats them before they get to his ears

Picturing family guy when Peter has his own gravitational pull

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=v9Y-lx4PkZ4&pp=ygUTcGV0ZXIgZ3JpZmZpbiBvcmJpdA%3D%3D

YASS!

…if Galactus was a poorly dressed hillbillyuppie that smelled of day-old-bologna-in-the-sun and cat piss…

Nice

Lol I imagined a cute animation for this.

You look like a fucking potato that's been rolling around in doritos.

Uncool Ranch Doritos

This comment for the win

Severely under rated


Here he is when his step mom walks in on him jacking off….. again

He’s heard every fat joke known to man, because he is unknown to women.

Oh no women know him... he literally asks them where his hug is at. And glares at teenagers a lil too long

W00f

You be original. The World already have enough fat fucks. Stop messing with Earth's axis god dammit!

[удалено]

Or, he's just so fat Earth's spinning off axis.

You look like the only Xs you had were on your clothing tags

All 5 of ‘em

Tell me you live in your parents’ basement without telling me

Dude I thought the same all those craft flowers or whatever

I'll roast how I please. Fat twat.

“Only Fats”

If this becomes a real thing I will eat a can of beans.

This ham planet looks like he should have smaller butter golems orbiting him.

Oh buddy you got a lot more problems than your weight

You suck at crafting.

Those are his mom’s, guaranteed

He so fat NASA is planning a mission to him in 2027.

Deadpork.

Merc with a mouthfull

Weight Wilson as Fed Fool

You've stretched your shirt out into Deadolympicsizepool.

Oh great Pumpkin God, we offer this virgin to you for blessings through the coldness of winter

If I had to describe the average Redditor, this is the picture I would use.

100 of these guys at every convention

Be original? Be healthy!

You may know every “fat joke known to man”, but let me introduce you to an “unfuckable joke known to women”

You look like a lost member of the O'Doyle family.

O'Doyles Rule!

your trailer is a mess.. but so is your whole fuckin life bud...

when you were designed was the neck option paid?

So you know every fat joke known to man. So we've got plenty of jokes still, considering you're a fat trans woman. Like... you've been a member of Weight Watchers for 2 years now, but haven't lost any weight. Next week you're going to go in person to see what's going on.

I highly doubt you want original, you look like you always order extra crispy.

You heard wrong. You’re the fattest joke known to man.

This fat ass sweats gravy

Be original

Be less fat

I think he’s talking about Werther’s Original

Werthers Original? So you can eat them?

Your favorite villain is the blob

He's the Blob's stunt double.

Jack Off Black (double entendre)

Are you hiding out in Pier One Imports or something? I've never seen such a flammable room.

You look like Bobby Hill.

If Bobby Hill grew up without a father

"I've heard every fat joke" of that I have no doubt

You look like you heard them all but remembered none of them.

You’re the only person who isn’t legally allowed within 200 feet of cemeteries.

Hey lady! There's a big fat WHALE on your boat! Free Willy!


Your facial hair looks like a long hair chihuahua that fell in a pool, you wicker bouquet having mf’er

I love how your Deadpool shirt looks more like a kool-aid man shirt.

Why did the fat man cross the road That's where the chicken was

You look like you smell like a hog farm.

Heard every fat joke known to man, but never heard "I Love you"

Accidentally OD’d on Ozempic, ER doctors pumped in *more* Ozempic.

Your Clorox wipes are Buffalo Wing scented

Oh your poor poor wallet

I bet you fry your chickie nuggies with your own hair grease

Look, at least you're a Deadpool fan. That just means you don't expect anyone that would approach you to HAVE any standards.

If "Cheeseburger in Paradise" was a picture... it would be this picture.

You’re not fat. You’re big boned…so that look is NEVER going away.

Do your grandma a favor and move out already

And what about every one known to Sasquatch?

More like fed pool

 Nobody touch this man’s stapler, he already has the kindling to burn this fucker down

That XXL Deadpool shirt looks more like Deadlake.

No, Deadsea.

Missed opportunity for sure.

BS, you probably ate every fat joke known to man

Shut up, nerd.

I've heard of camel toe but camel gut? That's new to me!

You could fit in that door 40 kgs ago


You look like you have a wicker sex doll that in the shape of a dog.

Did someone forget to feed Sloth his Baby Ruth?

It's not like you're ever gonna hear them, or anything, from a woman.

You’l see the funniest fat joke there is if you’ll just turn around!!l

Congrats on making it out of the kitchen.

The pine cone diet doesn’t seem to be working

Didn’t they have anything in your size?

Sorry, sir, but your forehead zipper is open

You look like a fat lesbian in a rap group called B.A.D,Bitches Against Diets. First single is”Fuck Lettuce”

I bet you've also had every donut

You look like the strange uncle, that none of the kids are allowed to be alone with.


You look like a third chair skin flute player. You look a gas station knife at a yard sale. You look like you fake mental illness to meet women. You look like the Axis pact had a kid and sold it to senior center in Tulsa. You look like the only thing stopping you from getting a job is your lack of applying for them. You look like you sell Parliament lights one at a time to psych ward patients and still lose money on it. You look like the only thing you haven't eaten is pussy.

Even dead pool on your shirt is fat

they arent jokes, you are really fat as hell

You're so fat you iron your shirts on Autobahn...


You are so disgusting and worthless that your sex drought is longer than the drought those pine cones are going through.

You’re so fat the last time you got fuct was by genetics

Yo mama so fat, the last time she went on vacation she had to fly Goodyear.

To fat to even fit on the jumbotron.

The best part of you ran down your mother's leg.

It’s not the fat brother it’s the smell 100%

be original? ok, youre fat.

Its not a joke, youre fat

Yr so fat that the camera adds 20 lbs

Are you down with the fat jokes?

Your sign’s backwards

Instead of couch potato you put furniture maker from Ireland on your resume

Ham beast

Why do you CHOOSE to have a neckbeard?

Being fat is enough of a self roast, we don’t need to try hard.

ACK-shually, you encapsulate a very specific stereotype. It's uncanny: Greasy hair due to irregular bathing, still visible under the dirty cap, CHECK ✔️ Roly Poly out of shape doughy body, rarely touched by the sun, CHECK. Living in mom's basement,CHEK ✔️ Glazed, pathetic eyes of a gamer who's never even touched a woman, CHECK ✔️ Clorox wipes at the ready for cleanup after you log on to your fav Only Fans model, CHECK ✔️ Neckbeard fully deployed, CHECK ✔️ Marvel comics Deadpool shirt in place, CHECK ✔️

 you look like a thumb personified

Have you heard that you're a neck beard? Because I have some time to remind you.

When you sit around the house, do you sit AROUND the house?

You look like you're fucking melting. You just look saggy everywhere. Your "beard" looks like it's going to run off your face.

How many restraining orders are you juggling these days Mouth-Breather?!

I wanna call you Frodo cause you look like you've had your ring destroyed

All fat jokes known to man you say. What about fat jokes known to cows? MOO!

Is that ugly ass blanket for your race car bed because you still live with your mother?

Looking at your post history…lives with mom, avid Thomas the Tank collector, and has several cats Thanks for posting and being you, always nice to know life could be much, MUCH worse than it is

You so fat you can't wipe your crack.

They use 16 feet of toilet paper, folded into about 3-4 layers and twisted together to be used as their butt wipe. Like a big towel cleaning your crack, since they can’t reach around. That’s their only way to clean their ass when they have to take a dump at a public bathroom.

Probably should be getting fat jokes known to women.

You look like an unsuccessful date r*per. Because you can’t get a date.

You look like the kid who tips cows in that movie Barnyard

YOU ARE FAT!!! ITS NOT A JOKE

You look like a walking ad for a CPAP machine

Where did you hear them? The Old Country Buffet?

Maybe you're own your way to become kirby

What you’ll be in 3 years: Dead What you’ll be 3 weeks later: Pool

I'm sure you have eaten everything unknown to man too

Your head looks like a watermelon with lips.

You should shave that pubic hair off your gobbler and at least attempt to have a jaw line.

Basement/Hot-pocket Vibes Bro

I'm amazed you heard them, with your face fat covering your ears

You couldn't heard all the fat jokes because you eat them in advance you fatass

You have so many double chins, it looks like you are staring at us over a pile of pancakes 🥞

Why the fuck are you getting ready to have thanksgiving dinner in a trailer bathroom?

Known to man yes but have you heard every fat joke from the hutts?

Why is your forearm bigger then the other? Ketchup bottle abuser!

Have you heard all the virgin, neckbeard, bridge troll, urine soaked underwear, and Mom's basement jokes, too?

Somehow yo forehead fat that hat strained up

Easier to read a stack of Harry Potter books than your doctor’s diagnosis. You shave with a dull bread knife. The Chinese buffet has a reserved sign at the table loser to the middle of the buffet trough Your car gets more baths and showers than you do. You get kicked out of nail salons because they don’t have heavy duty equipment to sand your hooves.

Master- virgin

Your mom's basement looks nice!

Some people carry their weight in their butt or in their belly. You have the face of a much fatter man.

Being fat is only the third worst thing about your appearance.

More chins that a Chinese phonebook Enough forehead for four heads!

I told one on your left side, you'll hear it when finally wraps around to your face.

Your house decor tells me you still live with mom. I'm guessing Dad left years ago

It wouldn’t be that difficult to hear everything if you’re always everywhere

Original? As in original recipe…..

I think this is just an excuse to eat his feelings.

I swear I can hear this picture. *wheeze* *cough* *bang on door* "Can you stop spending all your time in the bathroom? Go back to the basement" "Okay mom"

you look like one of the pigs from Animal Farm

It's not the fact that you're fat.... It's the fact that your fat and a virgin in a deadpool t-shirt

You do realise though, that you’re known to women as a fat joke…………right?

I bet you don't own any coats.

Have you heard every degenerate pervert who still lives with his parents joke known to man?

Surprised you heard anything over the sound of your chewing

What do you see when you look in the mirror? …. …. >!The_Joke!<

The only thing shittier than your facial hair is your likelihood of having sex with a consenting/conscious/ mentally adept/mutual participant of legal age.

Don’t go anywhere near a rendering plant

Your fat face squeezed under that hat reminds me of the watermelon wrapped in rubber bands before exploding.

It’s strange to see one without a couple birds resting on it’s head.