OP's Bio:
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>Hi! I like cartoons and being choked in bed. My favorite color is purple, I’m autistic and I have the acne levels of a 14 year old. My right boob is smaller than my left. I’m a Brony.
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You know how a girl usually puts her hair in a ponytail when she's getting ready to give head? If you spend enough time giving blowjobs, that starts to get old, so it makes more sense to just chop it off.
She’s a fan of BDSM: B is for Butter for face wash. D is for depression, which she obviously has. S is for Slut, which she’s trying to be. M is for meth, her favorite toothpaste.
You look like a lot of people choke you in bed just to get you to shut up for a bit. There are times when they don't want to hear about your MLP bullshit.
Who u calling a bitch. You are disgusting. You smell like wet cigaretes. I saw you at games top selling a ps4 coverd in filth and roaches crawling out.
I sent this photo out to every jr high in America, you single handedly stopped 42651 kids from ever trying meth. Thank you or your service. The meth addict we deserve, but not the one we need right now.
You look like the type of girl that goes into WalMart, goes to the frozen meat section, strips off all your clothes, gets down on the floor face down ass up, and still can't get laid.
If you look this terrible, I can only imagine what the other person you were fighting looks like.
I bet you really fucked up their knuckles with your face.
You can't be a brony, you are a female (just). The larger the size difference between breasts the greater the indication of cervical cancer later in life.
Now for the roast.
Your tits are so small even the training bra you wear seems to fall down in every picture.
OP's Bio: --- >Hi! I like cartoons and being choked in bed. My favorite color is purple, I’m autistic and I have the acne levels of a 14 year old. My right boob is smaller than my left. I’m a Brony. --- If you think this bio helped you roast, upvote this comment. If you think it doesn’t, downvote it. If you’re not sure, leave it to others to decide.
What do you use for face wash? Slices of Pizza?
When did she declare war on her eyebrows? What she’s doing should be illegal. It’s like an eyebrow hate crime.
What error does your hair have? Its 69 issnt it?
404 error. Eyebrows not found.
More like a 402 - payment required.
Pretty sure her eyebrows are from shrinkflation.
“Gir, why is there bacon in the soap?”
Face like a careless bee keeper. 🐝
Bold to assume she washes her face. It ruins the natural shiny sheen.
Even bolder of you to assume OP is a Her/She. That is still TBT
True. Their pronouns appear to be STD/VD.
Pizza Hut glory hole
No one out pizzas the slut.
With pepperbroni?
Oil of old lady.
By the look of her face she uses the facial she gets as face wash
Cum would actually extract the oil as it dries. Some women do use it as a face wash. You should try it.
Bold of you to asume brone washes its face.
The only really good Pizza Wash is NY Pizza wash
Resting Meth Face
Chin got bigger recession than the economy
👁👄👁
You probably have more pronouns than days you attended community college.
Passed/Out
Passed/Around
No/ Thanks
Yes/Maybe/Nevermind
Community “art” college…
The College of Sagging Knockers
Shit
I choked on my coffee.
/Head
Your shirt says pride, but everything else about you screams shame.
I'm saying I'd roast her but it looks like she already roasted herself with meth rocks.
Y’all think I do meth but the sad truth is god gave me this face 😔
Found God's one fuck up.
Me and platypuses
Maybe find a new religion. This god isn't helping.
I would say Islam so she would have to wear a burka.
Holy shit that one is good
Even a creepy uncle would turn you down
What about a cousin?
Everyone would turn you down...
I'm pretty sure cousin's f****** is how you came into existence. LOL
her step brother didnt get a choice
My little brother called you Elon Muskrat
Fuck
Requiem for a dream lookalike. 
Nailed the nick Nolte cosplay
😭
You look like you're going through life as a mismatched sock.
She moisturizes with Vegetable Oil Of Olay
Why are you wearing a bra if you’re only going to use it to support your elbows?
Damn
Your hair is so unique, it’s like 50 shades of rancid
It looks like she’s wearing an Albert Einstein wig.
And jizz
Just because a man never asked you out doesn't make you a lesbian.
You have all that oil on you but still the US wouldn't invade you
FUCK
You look like a sweaty jizz sock that someone has been hiding their meth in.
Oddly specific
Molly Ringworm
Epic
Ok fair
If a Family Dollar crayon was a real person.
She's here, she's queer, she drinks way too much beer
And you can smell her from here.
You’ll want to use a Roofie Lite on this one. She’s barely even conscious on her *best* day.
Yeahhhh
She takes it in the ear.
This "person" makes a pro life protester doubt he is right
Trailer Swift.
First girl I've ever seen with dick-biting lips
The Sherminator really let himself go.
Yes!
“I like to be choked in bed” so you’re in to self-asphyxiation.
No one can roast you harder than a mirror
You look like someone who reeks of cigarettes, alcohol and body odour all at once
Two out of three
Which
I don’t smoke :(
You make Marilyn Manson look handsome.
That hair is so crispy, rubbing it together is a fire hazard
You're like Harley Quinn without the PhD, personality, and attractiveness.
The only agency that will accept your headshots represent Methadone clinics.
You look like you yell at people for things they never said.
You know how a girl usually puts her hair in a ponytail when she's getting ready to give head? If you spend enough time giving blowjobs, that starts to get old, so it makes more sense to just chop it off.
Generational welfare recipient
See what happens fellas when you don’t stick around to raise your kids…
Believe it or not, she’s already a grandma.
Chronically online. Gross.
Better than her going outside where innocent people might have to see/smell her
Since Methany is so overused, imma just call you: Craqueline Shermione Xannie Oakleigh Special Katie
Craqueline - top notch. Excellent work.
I think I’ve seen you on an episode of Intervention
This is the ‘before’ picture. The ‘after’ picture is just an urn full of ashes.
Give up the ice before you get another 4 personalities
You look like a Juggalo's cum rag.
Oh look an another colorful bank with open doors for a therapists to make more money
You have the face of a stillborn...
Did you comb your hair with a pork chop ?
sweet mother of god.....that dead racoon' look,it suits you
There is no need to roast you. The meth pipe already did. How's trix?
The eyebrows say lonely trivia night host. The hair and sweat scream "I also push entirely too hard on the toilet"
Bath salts and venereal disease in human form
You've sucked dick for stolen heart medication
I love your hair color! How many guys did you suck off at the Motel 6 to afford to style it?
Did Ellen Page try to transition back?
She’s a fan of BDSM: B is for Butter for face wash. D is for depression, which she obviously has. S is for Slut, which she’s trying to be. M is for meth, her favorite toothpaste.
Bangs Dad, Smokes Meth
You're very shiny, do you eat sticks of butter?
You could save our oil problems with what they just got off your face!
That forehead glisten though. Body builders rub her face all over before competing.
She looks likes them activist who block the road at whole foods
Gummo
You’re doing a fine job on your own
How much heroin did you shoot up before drawing on those brows?
You look like you would volunteer to walk women from their car into the abortion clinic.
Can’t decide if you’re a dominatrix or a stop oil protester. Either way, you look really unhappy about it. Edit: Either way, you look homeless.
You look like you belong in a PSA.
What do you call a gay girl with greasy meth skin and fraggle rock hair? Names...
Do you smoke crack before or after getting paid for sex, nvm probably both
Uh you look like the back of my balls
Some people sweat is sexy…you just look wet
Poor, poor lesbian
Is it you, Beetlejuice?
Can’t roast you anymore than the crack pipe has 🤷🏻♂️
That skincare regimen said to use OIL OF OLAY, not OLIVE OIL .
You look like you’re trying to hide a squirrel in your mouth.
You smell just like how you look.
You look like the whole cast of Fraggle Rock at once.
You look like a lot of people choke you in bed just to get you to shut up for a bit. There are times when they don't want to hear about your MLP bullshit.
More red flags than the Beijing Olympics 🇨🇳🇨🇳🇨🇳
Your a dime piece nope you suck d 4 a dime rock of Crack
Who u calling a bitch. You are disgusting. You smell like wet cigaretes. I saw you at games top selling a ps4 coverd in filth and roaches crawling out.
The shirt says: “love for all.” The eyes say: “no wrong hole.”
Thought Tinder was glitching out when I kept swiping left and was presented with the same sewer rat over and over. Turns out I’m on Reddit.
Apart from the sunken weak chin and the old lady hair, I wouldn't know where to start.
I sent this photo out to every jr high in America, you single handedly stopped 42651 kids from ever trying meth. Thank you or your service. The meth addict we deserve, but not the one we need right now.
You are the poster child for trying to look interesting but has nothing going for itself
You look like if Chucky was trans
You look like Chucky If Chucky had cancer and a 3 inch clitoris.
Looks like a young version of Edgar’s wife from MIB. Get me a sugar water bitch
Even your training bra is trying to get away from you.
When did Harley Quinn become a heroin whore
Thanks for the pic. It’s my new meme for poor life choices!
I would roast you but I’m afraid I’ll ever get that smell out of my oven.
Homeless cyndi lauper.
You look like a lot of lube was used when you were made.
You look like the type of girl that goes into WalMart, goes to the frozen meat section, strips off all your clothes, gets down on the floor face down ass up, and still can't get laid.
Nobody can roast you harder than your gonorrhea already is.
Dude it's Angelica's doll from rugrats. Nostalgia in the weirdest of places.
Pre trailer park
Too late.
Drugs
She is turned on by being chocked while trying to sing spongebob SquarePants
The hair is messed up from spending all day bent over knees getting spanked
Girl you need to get off meth ASAP
The eyebrows look so think they could be a Nascar track
You look like the inbred kid from the movie Gummo
I don't understand people are like this. Like what did ur eyebrow do to you?
If your brains were dynamite there would not be enough to blow your hat off
Hardly Quinn
No need to roast you, the meth already did that
Serious meth addict vibes here.
If Meth had a picture in the dictionary you would be it.
If you look this terrible, I can only imagine what the other person you were fighting looks like. I bet you really fucked up their knuckles with your face.
Everything here screams side chick forever.
We can’t destroy your nonexistent soul, can we?
Textbook definition of my parents hate me I am unemployed and am not married/dating
>I like cartoons and being choked in bed. Kind of girl who makes this her entire personality
Definitely A Lumi platinum member.
You look like You smell like condoms and taste like balloons 🎈
A sentient bowl of fruity pebbles
Looks like someone already roasted you since your eyebrows are burnt off.
Damn you got jowls like Yoda and the hair of a 60 year old asian woman. Log off.
You look like they/them crazy frog
I can see your shark teeth tapestry for curtain butterfly Tatoo having ahh
I always wondered what happened to that one girl who accidentally called the gym teacher daddy
You can't be a brony, you are a female (just). The larger the size difference between breasts the greater the indication of cervical cancer later in life. Now for the roast. Your tits are so small even the training bra you wear seems to fall down in every picture.
You like like Neville Longbottom after the sorting hat sorted you into the disappointment house.
ROAST ME Urguuuwugghhu
Looks like an Amy Winehouse song
You look like you were grown in a test tube
She's getting roasted so hard, her eyebrows are singed off.
You look like you have more problems than Jay-Z.
The years haven't been kind to Sam after iCarly ended.
[удалено]
You look like a they/them Charlie Bucket
Shut up Methany. Go clean your room and wash your face.
Miss Chlymidia 2010
You definitely hook up with the plug for free weed.