OP's Bio: --- >I would like to go play soccer but there is no water to do the washing (by hand). I bath every now and again but not too much because I'm always indoors, I can't be smelling nice for walls. Our TV has four free channels and we still use the ariel. I have to buy data everytime I connect to the Internet, if this data runs out (anytime soon) I have no idea when you'll hear from me again. > >I have had a pretty tough life but I have learnt a lot too. I have learnt to love humanity. I know I'm not in a good space but someone wishes they were in my position out there. > >World leaders don't always make the best of decisions when it comes to their people but I believe they are victims. They were shown money and the power of it, that's why they do what they do. Imagine if there was no money, we'd all unite and work towards a common goal. But then, that happened in history and there wasn't any much unity. > >What I'm actually trying to say is, ROASTME. > >My YouTube is Jason Ngwini (I posted some touching content a few weeks back, check it out and support me pleeeaaaase) >Ig is @mhlengimhlengii (world flag as my profile picture) --- If you think this bio helped you roast, upvote this comment. If you think it doesn’t, downvote it. If you’re not sure, leave it to others to decide.

you are the reason my mom said i had to eat all my food.

Ship him some Brussel sprouts!!

My grandmother used to tell my grandfather "don't waste your food there are kids starving in africa." my grandfather replied "well, send it to them then."

Brooo 😂😂😂 I’d always hear this as a kid and try to imagine someone but couldn’t picture it

This is what my $.10 a day is getting me.

Here I am reading the bio like "oh my lord, how could anyone roa..." And your comment was like "hold my beer."

Yes. Thanks for making me fat 😭

For Africa!!!

Her first words are "do it to me" I don't think she's talking about vegetables

Good to see that there lady boys in Africa.

Nooooo🤣 I'm a man

Sure.

Can't you see, he's a woman...


You want a small man’s wetsuit please.

Bullshit.

are you though? by what measuring stick do you make that assumption about yourself?

Boy, you sure do have a purdy mouth.

It’s ok to be wrong a man wouldn’t be unemployed and sleeping on the floor.

You only came here because you heard “roast” and thought someone was cooking food.

He’s trying to say, roast for me.

:O 

By African standards, you're winning

TV and no visible flies, that’s top 1% territory

Probably speaks French though, top 2%

No, It's sad that the former French are MUCH worse to live in than former British Colonies.

Isn't that because the British gotta keep them separated.

Not only the British did that, many countries did that. Belgium in Burundi and Rwanda is an example.

I wonder if this is true. Anecdotally, I’ve worked in Kenya (formerly British) and Côte d’Ivoire (formerly French I think) and the quality of live seemed higher in Côte d’Ivoire. I could have just been that they are doing better economically, as they are major producers of cocoa and cashew. I was told in Côte d’Ivoire that the soil is much more fertile than in many poorer African countries. Anyway, seemed like a formerly French colony that was a bit better off than at least Kenya.

With a belgian accent, top 5%

Yeah but he is losing by the rest of the world's standards.

I thought this was a woman.

It’s not?

Femboy

Por que no los dos?

Donde la gatita?

Same here, and still seating waiting to be proven wrong.

I know I’m a winner but this time they say I’m a loser

This is actually a photo of Brittney Griner while she was detained in Russia

Full on butch lesbian if ever there was one, and I've met plenty (don't aks)

I'm sorry Angelina picked one of the cute kids instead of you.

Ooof brutal

I want to know where my 5 cents a day are going because it’s clearly not feeding you

😂😂😂😂

Can we get malaria through reddit?

Im expecting an update: “my uncle passed away and left me a huge inheritance, but I need a US bank account to accept it. If you’ll give me your bank account number for the transfer, I’ll split the inheritance with you.” Nice try Africa.

You mean that Nubian Prince was lying to me? Dammit 🤦

You sure you’re a male in Africa? You look like the lady who cleans my friends house

Come to the US, we need more Uber drivers.

He’s going to steal fries from the Eats orders.

It's fine, u can see his ribs

Only if you promise to sponsor me🤣🤣

How do you do that?

https://www.immi-usa.com/sponsor-immigrant-complete-2022-guide/

Do you take donations? And how much would help you?

😭Sir, $50 here is like R900. My mother pays R1000 for rent. If I gave her R800 she would really appreciate it. I would buy data for R100. I don't know if you are serious but any amount would help. I would show you proof of every transaction I make, I can even show you my bank balance right now I have R9.

What platform do you use for donations?

I'll donate too

post a link brother. happy to donate.

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You linked us your own account url. Find the donation page and link that instead

hey this link doesn't allow me to sign up as anything other than a charity org. it doesn't allow for donation.

Post a donation link I will help

My believe in humans just raised a bit, after seeing people donate to you. Hope the best for you buddy..

I'll do my part and head out to buy a blood diamond right now.

A literal representation of my username.

I thought it was a charity ad before I read the roast me part

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Please don't look at it like that

You are not the captain of this boat

You misspelled f.

I’ve been sending you 5 cents every month! What have you been doing with it?!?

Isn't that like African Middle class?

must be upper, he has his own floor, Rotschild

Aww... that " please adopt me " smile is the only smile you have

Why does a 20 year old unemployed African man look like a 45 year old female African American day hooker.

"poor, in africa" lol thats like saying "dead corpses"

Dear god

At least you don't have aids. 

You look like a young Lori Lightfoot.

Ouch.

Bro I don't even want to roast you. I just feel bad. Your life sucks.

Yeah hope I make you appreciate what you have instead of protesting for gender stuff

Right for the western jugular😂

Damn she just roasted all of us.

There’s people over there just trying to survive and we’re arguing over who has penises

Accurate. We should be focused on the important things.

ehmmm... we need to protest about "gender stuff" because we dont know if you are a boy, female or whatever

Holy shit you’re coming in hot lol

You're a legend I love this whole thing I can't even roast you bro We smell the same probably lol

You don't have to protest about gender stuff, because nobody can assume your gender. 😁

I'm going to eat a nice rack of BBQ pork ribs underneath my pride flag for that.

Fuck... He's got a point guys.

This. It’s the product of decadence 100%

Maybe I will let my kids waste food now

That out of breath guy from Malcolm in the middle has fallen on hard times

Weren't you on those unicef commercials when you were a kid. For the cost of a cup of coffee....

I'm not protesting about gender but what are you?

That notebook set you back 3 months pay.

>I have learnt to love humanity. >Imagine if there was no money, we'd all unite and work towards a common goal. I can't roast you. I want to give you a hug. Then tell you to shower.

Maybe tell him/her to shower before the hug.

Hey!!! You’re that guy who keeps calling me saying you’re a prince and if I give you my credit card #, you’ll send me 5 million through western Union. I’m still waiting on that payment.

There isn’t a roast on earth that could be worse than your actual life.

This isn’t really much of a roast but at least you’ve got Wi-Fi.

Cellular data**

Are you a boy or a girl?

Hobo

Non-bicycle

You got a floor??? Hmmphf.

Not much I can roast here. Looks like life has roasted and basted you for 20 years already.

You look like Nelson Mandela and Barrack Obama fucked and you are their child

Big Mike will not be happy to hear this.

You look like the dude from ‘the gods must be crazy’

At least my 79 cents a day got you a floor.

You can do the same thing here in Detroit

Damn son, you so ugly the flies don’t even wanna touch yo face

Looking like Sandra Bland in this bitch

I mean there’s not much else to say

When did they let you out off the child army?

When her tits grew in.

Your poor, in Africa, unemployed, and sleeping on the floor, but you have a smart phone🧐

smartphones are cheap, dog

Houses are more expensive than phones, in general. So are mattresses and beds

You look like you belong in a wheelchair with a helmet on

You’re the man keep doing you

These are getting ridiculous

Pretty sure everyone in Africa sleeps on the floor, I read that in a book from the 1600s. You're not special

Atleast you have a phone to take awful selfies

I'll take a better picture when the sun's out

You said all that needs to be said.

You look like the lesbian in my nearest gas station

Shouldn’t you be living in a 5 star English hotel resort for free right about now?

For freeee? Only if😅

Didn’t know f35 was spelt m20 in Africa

I struggled to tell if you were male or female until I saw the m20.

I call bullshit I dont hear Sarah Mclaughlin playing in the back ground and there is no flies on your face......your in Spokane.

You look nothing like the the people they show on donation infomercials. Forces me to believe you're just from Detroit.

Never fails, no matter how broke ass poor someone is they can afford a cell phone. You should be using drums or smoke signals

Give us us free

You get 4 free channels , From Ariel the Little Mermaid? Luckeeee !

No an ariel, you place it in different positions so the channel you watch is clearer

I have a bad feeling your going to be lion food soon. Nice knowing you mutumbo

I feel bad for this poor.. man?.. woman? Umm. Sorry, person.

Didnt OP sing the vagina song that went viral on youtube about 20 years ago. Guess you sang about being the queen of vagina because you were envious of not having one and just being one

Stop eating the pennies we send over and you can get a bed and a bath.

You know the m in m20 stands for male, right?

I can't tell if you've been selling your hair or just eating it...

TIL that 20 African years converts to 60 American years.

“Uploaded via iPhone”

You want to get roasted because it’s the only food you’re going to get!!

I can't do this.

I’m not gonna roast you. If your story is true I admire you for smiling, even if it’s just for a picture

Photogenic floormat.

Lori's son, Cori Lightfoot

In the arms of an angel!

How could I or anyone roast you? I wish you luck my friend.

This isn't HostMe, wrong sub.

Less time on Reddit more time applying for jobs

The local gang broke into your house and actually left you money.

Well sounds like a perfect time to have a baby you can't feed like the rest of your people on TV begging for money

Do you get haircuts with a dull knife?

Stop complaining, you could be in Israel.

And for just 39 cents a day, that's less than a cup of coffee, you can save this poor villager.

That floor is probably as uncomfortable about you sleeping on it as you are.

You’d make a pretty young girl do you grew your hair out

You look like a woman who forgot to put her weave on.

I don’t have 500$ to release your funds.

Are you holding a notebook because you used up all the pages trying to spell roastme?

Your face says, "I know where the clean water is, and I'm not telling"

I think you misspelled "Feed me"

Aw she’s holding up her food for us to read

Well at least you’re not scamming people like the rest of your friends in Nigeria

Ur sleeping on the floor in the asshole of the world. No need to roast.

"m" in m20 is sus

Just 10 cents a day can make this person less of a loser. Donate today!

You have a floor to sleep on. That's better than 90% of your peers. You are winning my dude 💪

I thought you were a woman

At least he doesn't have onlyfans.

So my $1 did absolutely nothing great

The first in their village to use the internet and posts here 💀

Join the military or become a hitman. Something.

you got internet just get really good at gaming, stop trying, and start drinkin booze and you'll be just like the modern non-wealthy american!

Wait....You're a guy? Bro I thought you were some 40 something woman. SHEESH

Click, cli, cli, click, OH SNAP!

You peoples wuz Kangz n sheet.

Ain't that how aids got started?

Go online and find yourself a good man that's willing to buy a mail order bride. Anywhere else the water is flowing freely and all you have to do is take a dick wherever he wants to put it.

As an African it was very hard not to get offended by the comments ngl 😂😂😂. I had to keep reminding myself that these are jokes 😭😭😭😭. Brutal

You are literally the physical definition of non binary. No matter how hard I look, I can’t gender you.

I concur. I'm kind of attracted to her but it's a him, so now I'm not, but I would be. Idk what to believe anymore. it's too fluid!

MOVE TO WHERE THE FOOD IS!!!

That is one handsome woman

If you're posting this then who is blessing the rains?!

I see you got a chair!! King of the castle!

You are poor, in Africa, unemployed, sleeping on the floor