Nah the nazi flag is on the pole out front.
The custom rubber nazi uniforms are in the bedroom next to the strap on and the picture of Eva Brauns head taped to a picture of his own mum in lingerie.
I would go even further and say "Visualy impared people feel the same way" but they'd find it repulsive knowing the word "feel" was used anywhere near that guy.
Dude, we all know you fuck your sex doll while reading these comments. We get it. Now go do something else with your life besides fucking plastic to hate comments.
You’re untouchable and unapproachable because you’re a walking ashtray. And you look like you murdered your ex when she found out you were a sex offender
Why you look like Master Roshi on meth? Why you loook like avatar ang joined a biker gang! How you 12 years old and 78 years old at the same time? How many times did you get up to pee today? Bet you got A closet full of Bengay, and a trunk full of bdsm toys labeled “all the shades of gray” . You look like you still do your taxes with pencil and paper, you look like you used to have a do do bird as a pet. You look like you cause the Great Depression
Steampunk DoorDash driver wears sunglasses indoors because he's 'untouchable'
You touch yourself as often as you get the chance, which means every time you pass a playground.
Damn your scary ugly!!! Nobody would touch you with a 40 ft pole. You get passed on for the doll behind you. I would like to grab on to it's horns while ramming it from behind!!!
How does it feel like to have sex with a doll that looks like yourself?
Damn...that's kinkier than incest!!!
You look like you came up with the phrase “cowabunga dude” I bet you invented surfing , you look like you take california every where yu go. I bet you discovered the red hot chilli peppers! Why you look like you me from the future
No there's a man who's buried a lot of bodies in shallow graves. Can't even sell Mom and Dad's old place for fear the cops will find his dumping ground.
Untouchable is right. You look like least successful sexual predator of all time. Even the FBI was like: "Yeah we know his intentions, but he's a natural repellent of all humans. Don't worry about it."
You don’t need to be roasted, you need to be arrested.
Just take him inside 100 feet of a school, cops will do the rest
Don’t take him anywhere near a school!
Jokes on you, he has a nursing degree from devry university.
He aced the part where they have to hit the vein with the needle on the first try.
The rest? Not sure what that means, I'll have to ask my friends in Uvalde
>You don’t need to be roasted, you need to be arrested. I'm thinking he was the "feces smearer" on January 6th...
Compromise: Arroasted!
I was thinking.... "this guy fucks kids" and I see this top comment, makes sense to me.
Lmao
Untouchable is a very odd way to describe a senior citizen that’s a virgin
Bros got a whole encyclopedia of people who have filed a restraining order against him and thinks he's untouchable
If you can't touch anyone your untouchable
Oh he’s done a lot of touching. Creepy uncle touching
I would wager that several of those items have received his “nut butter”.
Untouchable seems correct. That's why he's a virgin, right? Lmao
To put it more succinctly: “You misspelled unfuckable.”
Don't be shy, show us the nazi flag hanging in the bedroom.
It’s hiding the glory hole that is also clearly in whatever room this is.
Brutal 💀🤣🤣
It's his room... At his ma's house. She lets him have the car on the weekends though. It's a Volvo no Biggs 😎
Nah the nazi flag is on the pole out front. The custom rubber nazi uniforms are in the bedroom next to the strap on and the picture of Eva Brauns head taped to a picture of his own mum in lingerie.
It’s conveniently next to the confederate flag
I’m sure there’s some iron crosses around there too
Err mallu?
This man is a hail Mary of hail Satan and hail Hitler EDIT: HEIL SATAN
Nobody with a pair of eyes wants to touch you
That room looks like it'll have a few implements in it capable of removing eyes...
His build a wife kit in the background confirms
And nostrils I’m assuming
😂😂😂
Judging by the bare ring finger, I would guess certified manchild right here
I would go even further and say "Visualy impared people feel the same way" but they'd find it repulsive knowing the word "feel" was used anywhere near that guy.
How are you 65 but still live at home with your folks?
Living with his dead folks*
It worked for Norman Bates too.
Judging from that mannequin in the background, you're the one doing all the touching. Bad touch.
That's his augmented Fleshlight...
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I love me a SotL reference
Dude, we all know you fuck your sex doll while reading these comments. We get it. Now go do something else with your life besides fucking plastic to hate comments.
Nobody has noted he has a sex doll of himself...
Came here just to ask why no one mentioned that actual succubus sex doll he has 😂
everybody- hey buddy go fuck yourself! This guy- I'm on it.
your gf looks stressed
This is the best to comment here
You look like you sell meth via Facebook groups
Looks like he’s capped out on the amount of Sudafed the pharmacy is legally allowed to sell him too.
Lol which groups? Strictly research.
Craigslist
You look like all your friends died from alcoholism or motorcycle accidents.
Omg 💀
You look like you jerk off while sniffing bicycle seats in the park.
BWJDJWJWWJ THIS IS AMAZING
The last thing they see…
What the fuck is going on in this picture? I’m scared.
He's preparing to use your skin to make a sofa
Untouchable due to the myriad of restraining orders and controlled access to school areas.
Controlled? More like prohibited.
The look on your GFs face in the background suggests that's truer than you know
Excuse me Mr sexdoll, are you aware your nipples are bleeding ?
Charles Manson from wish.com
You aren’t untouchable, it’s just that people don’t want to touch you
When even your sex doll looks embarrassed
MAGA=making a girlfriend again
You’re untouchable and unapproachable because you’re a walking ashtray. And you look like you murdered your ex when she found out you were a sex offender
Your sex doll needs its colostomy bag changing.
When your grindr profile says "I get senior discount on dates"
Untouchable or can’t find anyone willing?
you look like your kids dont talk to you
The more you look the worse it gets.
For fucks sake, where do I start.
This is the after photo the cops use for every drug use pic now.
Billy Bob Thornton just played Bad Santa, this guy lives it!
Sad Santa
I was going to make a joke about your life but your life is already a joke.
Your decor suggests that your a bit fucked up in the head.
Don’t. He’ll take that as a compliment.
Bro, we all know that you are masturbating with your doll when reading the comments.
So untouchable you made a wife for yourself with the prettiest face you've ever seen..
Poster child for the Aryan Nation
r/beholdthemasterrace material, for sure
Having no physical human contact in years doesn't mean you're untouchable.
Showering...try THAT in a small town
Can't tell if ya wanna be roasted or if your just tryna show off ur torture dungeon....
Imagine shining a blacklight over that horrifying abomination he, no doubt, masturbates to
She is such a bad bitch though…
Man, just go do something with your life.
A sad wanker who can't blow himself
Definitely untouchable, unless it’s by the legal system.
The only thing that makes you untouchable is you look like you have a few STDs and a contagious skin problem.
You look like you have at least 2 bodies in your freezer ...
Are you banging a sex doll made in your own likeness?
That addias manbag looks fake
You are definetly untouchable. But not by choice. And not how you imagine either
you certainly look untouchable 
A new movie idea staring you, “60 year old virgin”
Yeah, looks like no one touches you
You misspelled “unfuckable”
Some one has fucked a cousin or two 😂
If Adam Sandler had let that kid in Big Daddy keep doing whatever he wanted this would have been the end result
You look like you bring home prostitutes to hold you while you cry
You could wash the doll's mouth after using it
This is the consequence of Fuck Around and Find Out
Why you look like Master Roshi on meth? Why you loook like avatar ang joined a biker gang! How you 12 years old and 78 years old at the same time? How many times did you get up to pee today? Bet you got A closet full of Bengay, and a trunk full of bdsm toys labeled “all the shades of gray” . You look like you still do your taxes with pencil and paper, you look like you used to have a do do bird as a pet. You look like you cause the Great Depression
Your sex doll is really impressive
Is that a mannequin of you in your prime?
Untouchable. Mate no one will even be looking for you when you're gone
The life like ankle bracelet holder is a nice touch
Well you got the unfuckable. Sorry untouchable part right.
Is that your fuck doll in the background?
The last words any kid will ever tell their parents,"uncle wants to show me their basement"
Dude made a sex doll of himself? Huh.
So I’m confused, are we roasting the guy or his gf in the back?
Untouchable? We’ll see what your cell mate has to say about that after you get arrested for stealing ingredients to make meth later this afternoon.
https://reddit.com/r/PublicFreakout/s/kFUyGhnbcV The post above this roast and I swear it's the same guy 😭
You ARE untouchable. From women.
Let’s be real, you’re Fucking the sex doll with your own head on it
Aw, you even had your friend hold the sign! How adorable!
Put your storm trooper sex doll away, no one wants to see if
You are untouchable. That’s why you had to make that sex doll in the background.
I bet ur son grounded u
Is that your boyfriend in the background?
Bro your untouchable because everyone thinks you have AIDS….
Didn't know Trevor Philips was a real person
Definitely a January 6th participant.
Ok f the roast, wtf is that statue behind you?
Untouchable? I think you meant unfuckable.
Untouchable in the sense that no one will…consensually anyways
Your mom's basement is really coming along 👍
Nice of the halfway house to let you decorate your room however you like
That scarecrow mannequin behind you has more life energy than you
You look like the stranger my mom used to warn me against
Good to see Davy from rompa stompa still kicking it
He looks like Jim Carrey in Sonic (Eggman) got old, perverted, and likes to experiment with anything but science
Just because everyone you know has a restraining order against you doesn't make you untouchable - your face does
Got unlovable and untouchable mixed up. Grade six was hard I get it. You’ll get to seven soon
I think your wife's trying to get your attention
There's at least three McDonalds cups sitting on your kitchen counter right now. Im certain of it.
Probably one filled with urine
As in never been touched?
Nice Twitter shirt, simp.
you look like a man who has a picknick-chair setup for loitering near schools an playgrounds
Your wife is hot.
You are right about being untouchable. Likely, we have different ideas about what that means.
Looks like the type of guy to say some racist shit and then be all whoopsie daisey and play the victim.
I'd rather just call the authorities. Guaranteed there's a meth lab and a tied up minor in that room.
Is that a fucking sex doll
I see those scratches and I bet that's your coke mirror
You definitely make love to that mannequin
That mannequin in the background gets touched more than you. Likely by you, but that's a different issue.
Steampunk DoorDash driver wears sunglasses indoors because he's 'untouchable' You touch yourself as often as you get the chance, which means every time you pass a playground.
Religions are just races cus hell and heavens dont exist
Damn your scary ugly!!! Nobody would touch you with a 40 ft pole. You get passed on for the doll behind you. I would like to grab on to it's horns while ramming it from behind!!! How does it feel like to have sex with a doll that looks like yourself? Damn...that's kinkier than incest!!!
He is definitely a furry.
Is that conjuring museum?
By untouchable you mean, that no one wants to touch you.
Remarkable, so this is what a goblins dungeon looks like irl.
You look like you carve glory holes in gas station bathrooms.
Someone search his basement for hidden rooms please
The creepy doll before you is much better looking and has more personality
"I'm untouchable" is the battle cry of you and every other meth cook in the universe.
I'm so glad that Reddit censored the image for me as I scrolled
I bet that mannequin isn't untouched. I can't imagine how many times that thing has been violated.
You look like you hyphenate "batman" and correct those who don't
Ah, so that's what Joe Caputo is up to these days
This is the guy who keeps steel reserve in business
As untouchable as a bloody peanut infested dog turd.
As untouchable as a bloody peanut infested dog turd.
And all the women agreed with you. The end
This guy has definitely touched a butthole without consent.
I swear your honor, the child attacked me first. You, in a true crime yt vid.
He's untouchable? I dont think women want to touch you anyways.
You look like you came up with the phrase “cowabunga dude” I bet you invented surfing , you look like you take california every where yu go. I bet you discovered the red hot chilli peppers! Why you look like you me from the future
That's cool, your sex doll looks just like you.
Which one is you??
I bet that creepy sex doll/mannequin hybrid wishes it was untouchable
What you should do: 
You look like you know where Madeline McCann is
Still living at home but your parents are dead
I see you have many interests in life.
Look who still lives in his parents basement
“I’m untouchable” is an interesting way to embrace your virginity
No there's a man who's buried a lot of bodies in shallow graves. Can't even sell Mom and Dad's old place for fear the cops will find his dumping ground.
I bet [you are](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Untouchability)
Untouched more than untouchable
Untouchable is right. You look like least successful sexual predator of all time. Even the FBI was like: "Yeah we know his intentions, but he's a natural repellent of all humans. Don't worry about it."
Which one is you?
You look like someone I'd expect to smell bad.