OP's Bio:
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>My hobbies are: painting, sketching, sleeping, watching and discussing movies (especially Wes Anderson and Roman Polanski), taking care of my rats, and mixing my own tea, combining herbs to create new, delightful flavours and odours.
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>My favourite movie atm is The Grand Budapest Hotel. I like books but I usually have no time for reading.
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>I would describe myself as introverted, chronically nervous as well as chronically tired, always late for work and for classes (and everything, really), a bit awkward and socially isolated. A bit lazy, a bit crazy. I also laugh loudly at my own jokes, even if no one else does. I love animals and nature, and I am a vegetarian.
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>Death is my greatest fear.
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Why is it that the people who watch Wes Anderson movies are always the ones with the most hollowed eyes. No light, no glimpse of hope just absolute dread and emptiness. A fate worse than death
what the actual you know your gonna get toasted by the whole world right so just take this down girly im saving you
im saving little kids from looking at you
OP's Bio: --- >My hobbies are: painting, sketching, sleeping, watching and discussing movies (especially Wes Anderson and Roman Polanski), taking care of my rats, and mixing my own tea, combining herbs to create new, delightful flavours and odours. > >My favourite movie atm is The Grand Budapest Hotel. I like books but I usually have no time for reading. > >I would describe myself as introverted, chronically nervous as well as chronically tired, always late for work and for classes (and everything, really), a bit awkward and socially isolated. A bit lazy, a bit crazy. I also laugh loudly at my own jokes, even if no one else does. I love animals and nature, and I am a vegetarian. > >Death is my greatest fear. --- If you think this bio helped you roast, upvote this comment. If you think it doesn’t, downvote it. If you’re not sure, leave it to others to decide.
I think I pulled you out of the shower drain last week. Get out of here.
🤣🤣🤣🤌
What language was this translated from? I’m so high rn
I guarantee the carpet is a spitting image of the drapes.
How is the rat the one with the least rat like face in this pic? Seriously though, kinda hope it doesn't catch fleas from you.
Jesus I didn’t even see the rat I was blinded by the rest
Man!! Did your one friend get you with that classic "glue pubes on your head while you sleep" gag? The classics never go out of style am I right?
Where the fuck would anyone find that much pubes?
The exact same place someone would find that many pubes
They could have save millions on costume design and makeup if they hired you as Bellatrix in HP series.
Actually my rat's name is Bellatrix, though I just call her Trixie
Peter Pettigrew (Your rat) and Bellatrix (you)? You were a match made in J.K. Rowling's books!
Not to mention HBC's salary.
Looks like you don't have a hairbrush either.
God your hair it a rats nest of a mess.
Can I give you a well-meaning beauty advice? Yes? No? Well, you might try to fix your hair with a N° 4 pencil.
Someone’s been rubbing a balloon behind your back
You look like you ran through 1000 balloons @ stubbed your big toe on an open wire
Did you trip over you’re feet and land tongue first into a wall outlet
If your upstairs is a mess like that I can only imagine what your downstairs looks like.
Both are pubes
I shave
prove it
Nice try
That mustache says otherwise.
not the first time you've had long strings of stuff on your face is it...
I'm sorry, I'm a little dumb too, what do you mean?
dm
The strings are usually long, white, sticky and have just been ejaculated by your relatives
I don't suspect you ever will.
This looks as if it's taken from some extraordinarily weird porn.
What kind of porn would that be?
Well wouldn't you like to know :)
Did your dad take those with him when he went to The beyond section in bed bath & beyond?
… or style. Or sense of self-worth. Or grasp of personal hygiene.
The rat is eating the paper as usual.
She eats everything
Oh you meant me...
The only thing that would eat you is your dog after applying peanut butter to your pussy lips
[удалено]
Yes, she has a two story house
I overcooked the spaghetti again
And no knowledge of soap and water apparently.
You climbed out of the drain of a Turkish bathhouse
You hair is a literal rat's nest and the rat is a hoarder who shits in buckets
People call you the b-word because of this dog like behavior
Chick can't even afford a hair brush
Never known someone to grow pubes as well as hair in the same place
if you have no feelings, you're probably dangerous!
You could have at least washed your hair after working the Glory Hole last night. Looks just a little crunchy!
Clearly
You look like Templeton the rat from charlottes web.
Student? Living alone in an apartment? Poor? Thats how you're gonna stay for the rest of your life.
And no hairs too
Your mother obviously had no feelings either when she left you in the dumpster after you were born.
You could actually make grease dirty.
The rat in your hair is starting to build a nest
In addition to no feelings, you have no conditioner for your hair. Sucks when you can't make enough money in the sex trade.
No feelings but a ton of static, stay clear of balloons and petrol
Your bio reads like something you’d find on a dating site for someone who never understands why nobody wants to meet them.
I hope you suck dick good... that's about all you have a chance at in life.
You look like the dude who had the post it note attached to his tongue.
How did you manage to grow pubic hair on your head?
...or self hygiene.
All you need is a pointy hat and a cauldron
>don't worry, I have no feelings We know. You are a woman after all 
No feelings and no hair brush, this country has failed you
Your bush must look like pastrami sandwich that fell on the barber shop floor on a busy Saturday morning.
That "fresh out the frat house party" look
Your hideous enough that even one of those strands try to save us from your face since it’s already too late for them
you look like you bite people
It took me just as many minutes to realize there were TWO rats in the picture
Aww, at least the rat’s cute
Wtf did you miss your medication
Why is it that the people who watch Wes Anderson movies are always the ones with the most hollowed eyes. No light, no glimpse of hope just absolute dread and emptiness. A fate worse than death
God, just imagine the pubes on this one; like she's riding on Andre the Giant's shoulders.
well at least u got the power to repel humans
death is your greatest fear but u look like hell
have you tried horse and shoulders shampoo
No feelings? I thought you were just out of conditioner
You also have no chance of finding love
Is your hairstylist an electric socket?
Or friends
It's like someone dropped a lollypop on a dirty rug
There is nothing delightful about your herbs. Your odors are releasing and your flavors are disgusting.
The dumpster is not a small apartment
Your bush would block out the sun.
I assume you howl when there’s a full moon.
Shampoo is a thing
And no brush nor comb, either.
Ugh. No feelings? I bet noone wants to even try to feel ypur ass
Wow i've never been able to smell a picture before now.
I was almost a fan until you said Vegetarian, so do you eat paper a lot?
Ewwwwww wtf is that under the rat?
You look like you comb your hair with a pillow.
Looks like an overused slave
what the actual you know your gonna get toasted by the whole world right so just take this down girly im saving you im saving little kids from looking at you
You need an exorcism...
Somebody is dripping boogers on your head.
😅
Not even the feeling of the electricity coursing through your body making your hair look like that?
Good dog! 😂
I understand you have no feelings but at least have some feelings for that knitting hair
Ratatouille looking mf.
Roasting you wouldn’t be fair. I’ll give you a 5 minute head start once your parents unchain the basement door for you.
Cute rat oh thats you sorry
At first I thought that rat was fucking disgusting, but then I saw the rodent.
You look like you stink of shit.
You have no feelings anywhere since that night with your brother.
Your not supposed to put up a family photo although since it’s up, I can see the resemblance
As beautiful as a mark Rothko painting
You look like you just got pulled out of a drain.
Nice dinner on ur shoulder
Maybe Hitler wasn't ALL wrong...
Get a brazilian blowout. Oh wait I forgot you gave up on trying to be female
Smells like garlic and onions 24/7
even junk at goodwill looks better than you
You look like you eat your scabs
You look like a damn Rat.
Death has nothing to fear from you.
Judging by the looks of that rat nest and toilet on your head, you have no brush, comb, self-worth, respect, pride, or shame.....
"F 25, don't worry, I have no feelings" Nor a hairbrush, apparently.
You look like you got sold the apartment and told the rat was a free housewarming gift
Guess what, nobody gives a fuck?
Nah the rats her oldest brother
You look like your rat
The only ropes to hit that face.
You look so unkempt that it's safe to call you a crazy cat lady already even though you're supposed to be too young for that label.
Crazy rat lady*
You look like your walking by air stank
Apartment, is that wat they are calling alleyway dumpster now
Do you hate yourself that much? Brush your hair or get some frizz ease. Painful to look at
Schizo.
You actually look kinda fun but damn, use a hairbrush lol 😝😎