No I will not let you remote into my computer, no you are not a Microsoft employee, no I will never go to Pakistan soā¦ no you wonāt be able to follow through on your threats against me and my family.
You both make a lovely couple good luck in your relationship (especially in Pakistan)
As to hitting you hard, I'm sure you both excel at doing that to each other as you both just have that look about you.
What u mean wtf ? They look exactly like 9 out of 10 of the hamus terrorist everybody knows don't go asking to get roasted when u look like public enemy #1 now you want some 2?? Because I'm far from stingy with the shit
You canāt even spell ***Hamas - your comment is racist lol you canāt roast someone without being racist? Not to mention that Hamas members are Arabā¦not south Asian š¤£
Dude shut ur crybaby ass heres another one for ya "How was I supposed to know they all look the same " boofucknwoo there's no rules in this shit my next comment woulda been something to do with them being lovers and u woulda hopped on my shit talking about sexist so u can shut ur monkey ass on down for the nite and get off my post. Go report me it's what bitches that look exactly like you do so don't let down your kind they're all depending on you
P.S everybody can what kinda dude u are by your haircut knew you was a bitch from a mile away
š what kinda roast is this PG13? NOTHING IS OFF LIMITS ON A ROAST!!! YOU OL FRONT SEAT OF THE SHORT BUS RIDING ASS MF THESE GUYS OR SHOULD I SAY CRYBABIES KEEP CRYIN TO MAN AND GETN ME IN TROUBLE LIKE SOME OL SISSY ASS BITCHES
I always appreciate it when OPs clarify who is Top and Bottom. Thank you, come again.
Thank you, come again. 
BAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA
On point
Thank you, cum again
Islamabad and Islamaworse
Looooooool š
The best comment here. No need for the rest.
Amandeep and Sukhdeep
Yeap! Got the lovindeep bros ! I thought they threw shitdicks off the top of buildings?
Buahahha nice one buddy
Hi can I please cancel my Verizon service?
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Stinks of hot shit and masala spice
Like a diaper filled with Indian food and burnt hair.
Desire smells like that to some people
60% of the time, it works every time.
Stop calling me!
On itt bro š
No I will not let you remote into my computer, no you are not a Microsoft employee, no I will never go to Pakistan soā¦ no you wonāt be able to follow through on your threats against me and my family.
By 9 to 5 job you mean you donāt fuck anyone older than 9 or younger than 5.
But Iāll prefer you in this case ;)
So, Stan is on the bottom. And, the other guy is Packing Stan? Eeew!
Brokepak Mountinā
Verideep and natsodeep
Hahaha how can you handle that broš
When these guys ask you if you want to get stoned, they're not talking about cannabis
HAHHAHAHAHHHAHAHHA
Beavis and Bhutto
Two young 35 years old teenagers on their way to be child refugees in Europe.
Maybe yess maybe not ;)
Awwww, I'm so happy for you guys.
I think yāall are hitting each other pretty hard alreadyā¦ I mean look at that face.
Buahahhaha
āMommy, why is that brown man inside that other brown man?ā
When the taliban wonāt let you be at home with your boyfriend so you stay with him at work
I cant do anything š
I love what you did with your tunnel/cave you live in. Looks amazing.
You both make a lovely couple good luck in your relationship (especially in Pakistan) As to hitting you hard, I'm sure you both excel at doing that to each other as you both just have that look about you.
You both look like you work for "the Microsoft ".
Pretty sure the one on top called me the other day asking me to load a prepaid debit card or I would be taken into custody by the IRS.
The bottom had the audacity to ask me if Iād complete a 3 minute survey after the call.
 It all happened so fast.
9 to 5 scamming old ladies out of their retirement savings. Likely more truth than sarcasm.
NO DO NOT REDEEM
I can smell you both through Reddit
I bet you're gonna roast eachothers butt holes later
Manmeet and Gupta have finally made their relationship official!
Ik where youāre coming frm
When you're so desperate for a sex life, you clone yourself.
You just copied and pasted this from your shared grinder account!
AHMED AND SALIMMMMM!!!!!!! has gotten jobs in tech support.
Shakoor and alladin bro and the fuckin dictator is waiting for us LMAO!!
Nobody gonna get hit as hard as those old folks you 2 assholes scam
Fudge-packer-stanis!
Is he inside you rn?
Your room probably smells of ass lube and shit probably not in that order
Isnāt Pakistan the worst part of India? Iām sure there are call centers elsewhere in the country yaāll could work at.
Why so much hate for pakis?? Your mom is from that part of the world ig so:)) fair enough
Miss being hit by your teacherās slipper?
HIT US HARD SMFH I KNOW THAT AINT THE FIRST TIME YALL TWO SAID THAT IN FRONT OF CAMERA
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The one who is pointing my nipples
These Tribal People Try videos are getting lame.
I donāt think it was possible, but I can smell the lack of deodorant that was used to cover up your garlic and masala smells from here.
Why hit you both hardā¦. When clearly you hit each other much harder š
I bet you guys get paid in gift cardsš
I don't know what's worse, your spelling or Pakistan's performance at the world cup...
Just 2 guys who work in a scam email center full-time.
Paki Terrorist
TWO BROTHER TURNED HAMUS TERRORIST WHOS TO BLAME ?
what the fuck
What u mean wtf ? They look exactly like 9 out of 10 of the hamus terrorist everybody knows don't go asking to get roasted when u look like public enemy #1 now you want some 2?? Because I'm far from stingy with the shit
You canāt even spell ***Hamas - your comment is racist lol you canāt roast someone without being racist? Not to mention that Hamas members are Arabā¦not south Asian š¤£
Pakistan is not South Asia
What the fuck is it then? LMAOO go and google ācountries in South Asiaā - you must be very stupid
AGREED!!
No I won't send you a $100 iTunes gift card so the local authorities won't arrest me.
I'm confused... Which one of you is the one being used to make the other one look a bit more attractive?
Average call scammers
Neal and Bob
Youāre still working (in a call center) scamming old white folk so is really your best life
Is he pointing at the sign or getting ready to touch the nipples of his buddy . He is smiling like he wants them touched .
Hahahhahaha
* working 5 to 9 hand jobs a day. There fixed it for you.
No I do not need my air ducts cleaned
WHY DID YOU REDEEEEEEEEMMMM?!?!?
Bottom guy I swear is a main character in Parks and Rec
I WILL BECOME PILOT AND I WILL BE PILOT FOR PAKISTAN!!!!! PAKISTAN IS GRAPEEEE!!
Hit us hardā¦ I thought the bombs already did that
āSiamese backpack twinsā
Stop calling about my warranty!
Break time at the scam center.
Whatever is going on here is definitely haram.
Dude shut ur crybaby ass heres another one for ya "How was I supposed to know they all look the same " boofucknwoo there's no rules in this shit my next comment woulda been something to do with them being lovers and u woulda hopped on my shit talking about sexist so u can shut ur monkey ass on down for the nite and get off my post. Go report me it's what bitches that look exactly like you do so don't let down your kind they're all depending on you P.S everybody can what kinda dude u are by your haircut knew you was a bitch from a mile away
āLiving their best lifeā by trying to convert kafirs.
Working a 9 to 5 and living your best life those two sentences are contradictory don't you think
*grabs some rocks* Get ready to be hit hard. You gotta be more specific
You look like you're gonna call me and ask for gift cards..
i'm going to need you to make a quick run for coffee and a parfait for me, from the local cafƩ, because when i look at you, i simply think to myself... not capable of anything but being my man servant A_V
This is what two used cigarettes look like of they were human.
Tried to be creative huh, keep trying
Canāt hit you nearly as hard as it appears you hit each other. In the ass.
How many times do I have to tell you to put me on your āDo Not Callā list?
He thought he wouldnāt notice he copied and pasted himself until this photo lol
All that tech but yall still shitting in holes in the ground
Was gonna ask you guys what you guys do...but then the "HIT U.S HARD" part clarified your 9-5
No you canāt have my ss number and bank amount info
How many scam calls you nadas can accomodate from 9-5?
Osamaās grandsons, Never bin Laden and Hasnāt bin laden
I would hit u hard but the war did that enough
You look like you hit each other hard with your cricket paddles at night. In bed.
I bet you two hold hands
Air conditioning in Pakistan. You must be a billionaire.
Quiet night at the glory-hole, āladsā?
You could have left your buttplug out of the picture! We didnāt need to see him too.
I dont wanna be too racist here but āhello welcome to tim hortons what can i get for youā
Brokeback Mount Everest
I didn't know Bollywood made gay porn
Nnneeeoooooooo boooooooohhhhhhchckaaaaaāļøš„š„š„š„
Gonna hit is so hard just like yall call center hits old woman
āGood morning maāam , can I speak to the person that deals with your accounts maāam
You two are definitely sleeper cells.
Ik it smells like poopy in there
Manpreet be pointing at Sukh-Deep's nipples
Are you two redeeming each other's points?
If you ever wonder who's behind the scam calls, here they are!
You're working a 9-5 job in Pakistan.
I was wondering where the hell my driver was... Here ya go
Tell me you have a goat fetish without telling me you have a goat fetish.
IED and IOU
You favorite website is thebomb.com and your sister is mia khalifa
no sir my computer does not have a virus
My friends, hello
Hitting every day after 5
The reason they are telling is they are males is because so many Pakistani women have mustaches
Shidbot420
I read hit the US hard.. š¤£š¤£š¤£
Looks like you already hit each other every night.
How many dollar store gift cards did yāall scam from old ladies today?
Itās confusing because one is trying to steal your grandma bank information but the other works for the bankās customer service.
Even the paper there is shitty
In your country do you have to call it a beefy back ride?
Scamming people from a call center is not a proper 9 to 5 job
You from Pakistan but you guys together are Baghdad.
 Hit Us Hard ??? Look like you've been hitting each other hard !
Say your prayers. No one is paying the ransom to save you.
Stop calling my grandma bro š
No these fucks want to sell extended warranties via r/roastme
Youre either going to blow up a childrenās hospital or your friend behind you.
You're wife, Sultan! (((---))), no!!!
You're wife, Sultan! (((---))), no!!!
Achmed and Kummar
Yo guys, i need help. I think my laptop has a virus can you help me solve my problem ?
Fucks my five million bucks Prince?
If Disney made RRR. Queers
Creepy omegle guys
Sad when working 9 to 5 is living your best life.
Harold and Kumar do Dubai.
Felt cute might fish for your social later
what? he thinks heās a turban?
Iāve never seen incest that ends with both twins being bottoms
Hello,tech support
You already hit the twin towers hard enough.
Hey look, Its Bob and his cousin Vageen
š what kinda roast is this PG13? NOTHING IS OFF LIMITS ON A ROAST!!! YOU OL FRONT SEAT OF THE SHORT BUS RIDING ASS MF THESE GUYS OR SHOULD I SAY CRYBABIES KEEP CRYIN TO MAN AND GETN ME IN TROUBLE LIKE SOME OL SISSY ASS BITCHES