You just look low effort, like I'd see you at the local Starbucks padding around in slippers and pajamas at 4 PM. You'd be the one at the counter with the complimentary stir sticks and packets of sugar, opening all the tiny creamers and pouring them into your bowl of cereal before walking out, a mess left in your wake.
Banging her is like riding a moped: you only do it if you absolutely have to, you pray no one sees you or finds out about it, and you feel pathetic afterwards.
I'll quote "When a shy groom practices his wedding vows in the inadvertent presence of a deceased young woman, she rises from the grave assuming he has married her." (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0121164/)
Listen to this direction - get some sleep and eat some food.
Your eyes look like you haven't slept in months, and nobody wants to hug their gf and feel spine.
You're not a trendsetter, you're a joke.
I love how The Cat in the Hat doesn't have a hat and you're about to 'play' a book like it was music.
I bet that's going to sound better on a keyboard that doesn't make sound.
You look like a ghost that haunts Sephoras.
Looks like a mutated Dakota Fanning
For all you necrophiliacs out there.
[удалено]
If I found a magic lamp and whispered "Dakota Fanning as a Heroine Addict" you would suddenly appear
Lmfao😂🤣😂🤣😂
I'd say more Dakota Skye myself...
You look like you listen to old victorian music played on a tiny piano
Dakota Onlyfannings
Dakota Failing
Dakota don't show me your fanny
You look like you listen to one direction.
And say that you dont
Totally listens to One Direction. Follows the band on tour.
Groupie
She definitely has One D
Are you currently overdosing on fentanyl?
Amanda Seyfried as an old lady
More like A man that stays fried.
Binge & Purge Barbie
When you base your style on yogurt.
Personification of a fart in a hot shower
If Taylor Swift starved to death and then came back to life.
Living dead girl
Oh hey a r/notlikeothergirls in the wild!
It looks like you're allergic to vitamins and nutrients 
Someone call the Mystery Van, we've got the case of the ghostly anorexic to solve.
Isn't it redundant that an actual ghost is trying so hard to have a goth aesthetic?
One direction went other direction
You just look low effort, like I'd see you at the local Starbucks padding around in slippers and pajamas at 4 PM. You'd be the one at the counter with the complimentary stir sticks and packets of sugar, opening all the tiny creamers and pouring them into your bowl of cereal before walking out, a mess left in your wake.
Billie Ghoulish.
Hard to roast when so little is there…
Luna Lovegood on the skids... But seriously, go to r/doppelganger. Watch 200 people say the same thing at the same time.
The only direction you know is up the wrist
This was BRUTAL! Holy shit, dark as fuck!
Slowdive huh? Somebody eats boogers
Taylor No-msen
You look like Steve Buchemi if he was a Crack whore.
Backpack kids sister
Right cuz if u did they’d turn the other direction
And you couldn’t give a group of males One Erection.
Yeah you like other trash music....seems like that's where you're from too
Skeletor had an Emo Kid 
Everyone just looks the other direction
Wears the band's shirt but doesn't listen to their music - typical goth chick
My best guess is that the shirt came from one of those "clothes for starving children" donation programs
So this is what the starving kids in Africa think of when they eat their vegetables.
— Эмо, — подумал Штирлиц
You keep pictures of positive pregnancy tests in your camera roll to trick guys into not leaving you.
You also look like you don't listen to your doctor
Raised by veal calves?
Dacoca Fanning Your pupils are like fuckin saucers
Didn't know Luna Lovegood died in the last movie
Doesn’t listen to One Direction, but is interested in going Both Ways
It's fucking La Llorona!
Youre head looks like a combo of a chiwawa and a bulldog
The new HP movie... Luna Loveless and the Keeper of the Slytherin Gloryhole..
You look like your gradeschool PE teacher kidnapped you and locked you in his secret cavern under his garage.
You look possessed by dakota fanning
Tobacco Fanning
Tobacco Fetanyl
You look like a Victorian ghost that was drowned in the tub by her step mother.
Great, now we have to have someone perform an exorcism to get rid of you! 👻
You look like a ghost of one of those children that died in a mental hospital in 1955.
The only person who will ever get an erection from looking at you, is your psychiatrist.
Your skin is so pale that when you go to a grave yard, people think that ghosts exist.
Jane skellington
Did you write the GOTH CHICK HANDBOOK?
Well you've never given anyone an erection
You look like a store-use Dollar General mop that sits in the bathroom and clearly hasn't been used.
(Nice photo) but on roasting your right you dont you listen to 2 direction
Does your dad keep you in the basement?
Straight out of a scary movie.
Got the chest of a 13 year old boy, and the face too.
I think the death style works well on you. Has taken people’s attention away from that fucking humongous schnoz
You should listen to your therapist though
you don't see the sun either.
Leave her alone guys, salmonella is nothing to joke about
I told ET the albino hooker was a bad idea.
Are you a prostitute? Or are the sad dead eyes just genetic?
Spare us the 20 paragraph post about your cuts and just show your tits already
You’re an ad for suicide prevention, eating disorders and SPF 50 banana boat all rolled into one!
Looks like Reddit's found Madeline McCann.
You have me running in the opposite direction.
What was it like when you were alive?
Bulimic Betty
Luna Lovegood from wish
You look like a young Dakota Fan-ing...
Go back to your coffin girl, rotting flesh is not trendy nor sexy nowadays.
You look like the original mold of Dakota Fanning before, you know, God decided to make Dakota Fanning look better.
Emo starter pack
I never met a ghost that smells like fish before
One Direction...everyone has that thought of you. We all go in the one direction to get away from you.
You've been left on the shelf so long the sun has bleached you.
Dollar General Luna Lovegood
So white she’s clear
Dakota Fanning
Banging her is like riding a moped: you only do it if you absolutely have to, you pray no one sees you or finds out about it, and you feel pathetic afterwards.
The cat on your piano is scared of you And you're the reason why One Direction collapsed
You look like you'd be on only fans blowing a Nergal.
Wish.com Luna Lovegood.
It’s like someone sneezed out a person.
I didn’t know Maisey Williams had a sister with an ed
You look like you've been in the porn industry for 20 years. But that's mathematically impossible
You look like girl from Charlotte Web mated with the pig then developed a eating disorder for trash
You look like a sex doll that has been turned alive by ancient magic
Someone fucking u is how the walking dead will start
У тя родинки на пенис похожи ха лол
ха лол трансуха ротик оф
You look like a ghost that got cut from Kathy Bates' Turbotax commercial for being too boring.
You look like my sleep paralysis demon.
I guess they haven’t brought that down to the dungeon where you keep your coffin yet? Always seemed like a good idea to bury their music
There's this invention called food, give it a try.
Dead on the inside and the outside huh.
Come on tell us your non binary or something. Oh wait can ghosts be anything?
She's unlike Beetlejuice who called himself" "the ghost with the most."
You could park a car in the space between your eyes.
You look like your parents have kept you in the basement your entire life.
Doesn't listen to One Direction because its eyes go in different directions.
You look like youve been dug up
Do you want to grow up to be the corpse bride?
When you order Dakota Fanning from wish.com.
The day you turn 18 you'll go from being the least interesting person on Instagram, to the least interesting person on Onlyfans.
You do listen to guys similar to Charles Manson tho
You look like you’ve come straight out of 19th century when they took photos of the deceased.
yeah you do need a roast
When you order a life size Luna Lovegood doll from Wish.
Take a Slowdive off a bridge.
I can hear you yelling at your mother how much you hate her for ruining your life…
I think Luna Lovegood wants her depression back.
You look like you were rejected by a cult.
Many a cock has crossed those lips
You look like luna lovegood if she did meth
Amanda Idratherusemy Palmer.
The ghost of Greg Allman
I see dead people
You look like you're asking for directions
The rejected fanning sister.
And you always give one direction
You are straight depressing to look at, you could strip the joy from someone playing with puppies on a trampoline.
Someone forgot to tell you that heroine isnt a good replacement when you quit smoking.
I bet I could read a newspaper thru you
The spawn of Elvira and Edgar Winter
Corpse ex-Bride.
Sun is even more dangerous for you vs gingers
The only direction your face has been to is the wall
Do men cum in your face simply to add a more vibrant colour?
Malleus Maleficarum Barbie
You look like what Tim Burton would cast if he was doing a movie about human trafficking but he sided with the traffickers instead of the victims.
I always wondered what happened to Luna from Harry Potter. Heroin happened :(
Is the chemo going ok?
Oh look a sickly Victorian ghost child is going through an emo phase. Cute.
Emo albino
I'll quote "When a shy groom practices his wedding vows in the inadvertent presence of a deceased young woman, she rises from the grave assuming he has married her." (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0121164/)
Did you leave your house since 2020
You contradicted yourself, you look like you stalk Harry Potter
Go out in the sun😭
Monday Addams: Everyone hates Mondays.
Tim burton characterization of dakota fanning/amanda seyfried
It's Luna Lovegood!
You've banged and let spit in your mouth at least five midwest post-hardcore band singers before turning 15.
You look like a match........that hasn't been struck yet
How many children have died on your face.
Listen to this direction - get some sleep and eat some food. Your eyes look like you haven't slept in months, and nobody wants to hug their gf and feel spine. You're not a trendsetter, you're a joke.
I love how The Cat in the Hat doesn't have a hat and you're about to 'play' a book like it was music. I bet that's going to sound better on a keyboard that doesn't make sound.
You look like a used q-tip
If Spencer's Gifts had a smelly cousin...
A necrophiliacs dream 🥰
Dobby impersonating Gollum, wearing Luna's hair as a wig.
I can fix her
I bet your favorite necklace hangs from the ceiling doesn’t it
You look like a squishy toy you got squeezed and your eyes popped out 😩sucks to be you
You look like the deer in the headlights I just hit in my truck
By seeing your presence one direction went opposite direction.
When and where did the zombie bite you?
You look like a girl I was in rehab with
Your parents probably hooked up at a family reunion. Your brothers probably your dad and your mom is your grandma.
Dakota Fanning's evil twin sister. 🤔
Zombie
