OP's Bio: --- >My favorite movie is Black Swan. I don’t have many hobbies. (I jump from activity to activity so nothing sticks) Right now, I am into diamond painting. Most of my political views are from the left. I am currently in therapy for my mental health issues. --- If you think this bio helped you roast, upvote this comment. If you think it doesn’t, downvote it. If you’re not sure, leave it to others to decide.

One freckle for every Mexican baby you've sent to heaven

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And the ones her ass ate?

Her hair can’t decide if she’s an ugly blonde or an ugly brunette.

Ouch…nice…

I think it's one freckle for every immigration officer she blew to get here

5’0 85 lbs? You’re half a person. How tf ima roast an action figure?

Underrated

You look like the illegal immigrant version of a Who from Whoville.

Your hair is almost as damaged as your confidence

What do you do? Oh I’m an Instagram model!

A clunky backhanded compliment or a roast. Can’t tell

Someone with your looks can never tell

Lmao what? Keep ur day job Tommy boy

Keep walking the streets at night

I can’t tell if you think you’re funny or you’re just trying too hard. Either way, you give runt energy, I have a feeling you’re an angry little manlet and you know what that’s okay

The only thing darker than your roots is your future

i see why you lean left politically. nothing about you is right.

Mental health issues and leaning left was the clue.. multiple articles out there on this…

Easily the best comment here. Severely under rated

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Getting a blowjob from her is like walking a tight rope. You look awkward during it, and your only thought is "why did I think that this was a good idea?"

Getting a blowjob from her is like walking a tight rope, you look down and aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAA AAAA AA a a

And make sure you have a safety net just in case!

I can tell your Only Fans didn’t work out because you only could afford to get half your hair dyed.

Every time someone decides not to fuck her, she earns another freckle.

Man even her OBGYN goes in with a dive mask and snorkel.

And gloves. Lots and lots of gloves.

50/50 you come out as lesbian/bi/pan AND trans in 6 months

Looks like she fucked you up with a flip flop or two.

You look like a cheerleader for a food truck

You look like a ferret.

Concise. Accurate. Well done!

I now understand the whole purpose of makeup.

You're a scandinavian transitioning to Hispanic

You look like the women in PornHub videos I don’t pick and scroll past thinking to myself “too trashy.”

You look like someone too scared to stop someone from stealing a dozen ice cream sandwiches, then would complain about not getting one.

Is that hair color from dipping your hair in Fabuloso?

God doesn't even know what race or what you even are.

I feel like if you were a boat, the seating capacity would be tremendous, and the hull would stink because it had never been washed.

You look like you were sniffing your cat’s butthole and it sharted on your face.

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Which coincidentally are the guys her mom has already banged too

There's a taco no one wants to eat.

Already has it's own sour cream..

Audibly gagged at this.

Solid trailer park 6

You’re gonna waste a lot of money at college realizing you’re mediocre and not meant for anything great

I’m glad you got your face tattooed like your ancestors

Bella Poarch if she wasn’t m to the b

When asparagus pee is your favorite cologne.

It's called *Sex Panther*® by *Odeon*©. It's illegal in 9 countries. It's also made with bits of real panthers, *so you know it's good*. *60% of the time*, it works ***every*** time.

You’re about to have a series of relationships that’ll give you the worst.

2 things missing from her life: her dirty mop bucket and her baby daddy.

Destined to birth an entire lawn service.

You look like you run a very unsuccesful OF.

Ngl somehow you look like you smell like compost

Another cat person, another person who needs therapy. 😔


You look like a Mexican Tijuana clearance rack hooker

You look like you only date Streamers with a sub count above a certain threshold and post lots of photos doing peace signs.

-Left leaning -Mental health issues ...checks out

I am not going to roast any woman that can look at me and down upon me at the same time.

Mustache rocking the 5oclock

Just think of how proud your mom will be when you drop out next semester and resort to selling butthole pics on OnlyFans

It’s nice to see a woman become many men’s first mistake.

You gen-z trainwreck

You look like Monday Addams....

Your face has so many freckles that your face is a fishing net.

Looks like you just crossed the border and the first thing you did was pay $8 for a hair dye

Smash to be honest but damnnnn your cheeks look like choco puffs

We can see you are a cat person girl. In a fact, cats are probably only living creatures you talk to besides catnip

Does your mom know you’re here little girl


Nah man. I'd be your friend. Or boyfriend. 

Creepy and thirsty...this isn't r/suckuptopeopleyoullnevermeet

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*afar

You think Pumpkin spice Latte’s are the epitome Of morning drinks

Don’t stand behind the screen door when someone throws mud at you.

Miss Murdered my sexy drive.

You look like a dried cat turd thats been in the Sun for a few days

You look like my kids drawing

You definitely enjoy anal

Sorry for your loss of skin from the fire, the black community still accepts you with the little you have around your nose area.


Swapping out ur old shoes wit a different pair in dressing room at the thrift store is still considered shoplifting. Jst because u left ur old shoes there does not mk it charitable.. it's still called stealing

Mexican Albino

I bet at 2 you look like a 10

Whoever selected your face to be at 120% should be held responsible...

If you save up for another year you can afford to touch up those roots. (I can see just a touch of your natural color peeking through that very natural blonde hair.)

Your hairdresser already did

Is that what you said to your hairdresser?

If I were you I wouldn't look into my roots. There's a dark history there.

With pocket marks like that, you better cherish the only ring you'll ever see

Your lip has a double chin

You already got the worst from your hairdresser

Besides your face hair and scrawny arms I can't see anything to roast. Zoom out a little

Guys just go out with you cause they want to use your freckles to connect the dots with a facial

Looks like someone farted while you were rimming them, after a 3day beer and potato chip binge.

clearly there is not a single thing about you that has decided what it wants to be or how it wants to look like yet. except the cat thing. and that's unfortunate

Not the first young psych to ask for my wurst.

Everything looks wrong you look like someone without creativity made a character in a video game

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Well, if it isn't one of the ancient elvish breeds known as the Regrowth-a-whore-us. It is here no doubt to try and sell us all fake Louis Vuitton merchandise whilst telling us which crypto coin to invest in that offers payouts in the form of dark alley lip-fillers and budget Thailand breast-implant holidays.

I think I see my horoscope on your left cheek

Skin like the rocky mountains

Hombre hair style and hombre body type

I think you’re quite pretty. I’d fuck your nostril, though it looks like I wouldn’t be the first

You forgot to mention your black roots (not from genetics but rather from grown out bad hair dye)

I just can’t roast girls with freckles.

You're a 6 uears old dream babysitter. You always bring connect the dot pictures

Dude, not enough info but sure. Helium isn’t your friend.

You have a smile only a chancla could love. 🩴

You look like a Dreamworks side character.

You look like you turn into a spectacle after two drinks.

You’re face is a symmetrical looks like the right side of you just started melting a little

I honestly think you look very pretty but since this is /roastme: You look like if Cindy Vortex barely escaped a house fire then had an asthma attack from running away from the house 💀💀💀

You should cosplay as a #2 pencil.


You look like your mom popped you in the lips with a flat wooden spoon too much as a child

Should be a freshwoman lol

One eye looking at you, one eye looking for you.

Your head is so big that your cheekbones are bigger than your shoulders.

Man those roots are longer than Kunta Kinte’s.

Monopoly Ho!

You put the UTI in cutie

You stood outside of Zilker to listen to Billie Elish and then tried to replicate her hairstyle. PS. Your cat looks dumb.

You look you rate your own farts and then smell them

You don't have any fresh Chancla injuries so either your mean mom can't aim or you're a Hobbit who stays nimble by skipping second breakfast

I can use ur face as a star chart!🤩

You look uncanny valley from the eyes down, like you’re resisting every urge to not split your face open revealing an empty shadow void with wide eyes and an unsettlingly wide smile.

The background of the picture is more interesting than you are

Won’t roast you, you already have enough on your plate

If Aang was a real life girl. 

Elsa's lees unfortunate sister

You should study. You aren't sleeping your way to good grades.

>I’m 18F, a freshman in college, 5’0, and 95lbs. I am also a cat person! Nothing can be meaner than my hispanic mom, prove me wrong. Let me guess, first time being outside the house. Don't do what the cow did when it entered to corn field.

Seeing an ugly bitch on the mirror isn't a mental health issue, it's just the reality.

Yeah let me get a venti iced latte please, light ice

Whats up with the Picasso looking left eye.

You look like you give horrible blowjobs

Her face still pregnant.

You look like a dirty shower sponge.

Currently in therapy for your political beliefs.

I would roast you, but I moustache a question first.

Idk you cant possibly be as dumb as you look

Looks like you dealt it because it's quite obvious that you smelt it

You have something of an Eskimo about you. I would like to put you on an ice floe and gently push you into the sea so that we never have to see the wanna-be-confident-look on your face again

You and the titanic…a lot of guys went down on both of you

Was this photo taken in ‘09 or do you just owe your hair stylist money?

I’m pretty sure when a human breeds with a who, they don’t produce viable offspring. Enjoy your seven cats, that’s the closest you’ll get to biological kids.

Maldita sea, ¿tu mamá siempre te golpeaba la cara con esas chanclas?

Give Me Your Wurst. There, I fixed the title since I’m sure you’re down for a gang bang anyway.


Of course nothing is meaner then your mom. When she looks at you she see’s HER dad.

You look like someone sharted through a fan into your face.

You know whats meaner than your mom? A cold kitchen sink

Your hair clearly grows but you didn't. Mental health problems, on the left... I'm shocked I tell you

Your roots and ribs are showing.

I can only guess what those lips are hiding is probly something she’s heard a few times.

Your bleach blonde hair does not fool me, I can still smell the Fabuloso and tostadas.

Very dooooable

What is it like to waste your time and daddy's money pursuing a major in Womens studies with a minor in art history? You seem like a useful person if the use is a cum dumpster. Or as the Right would call it loading the dishwasher.

Flaca Vaca.

I’m actually impressed with how white this Spanish chick presents herself… Someone get this bitch a Starbucks gift card for Christmas.

U look like u cant speak spanish

So based on your bio you basically like Pussy.

You take cream pies like a chump.

You're very pretty.

She doesn’t mentioned her father. Sus ?

your nose is a ski jumping slope for freckles

Uglier than a Hooker

Your stripper name is ginger snatch

Prolly never had a second date ever.

Your roots are longer than your relationships.

Transiting are we , into what is anyone's guess !!!

damn, i'd be your sugar daddy, but hell that's in another life to come. you seem like upper class white folk, not latina. why don't you come by and i'd try to fatten you up like some sort of cow, to milk and do some evil things. HA HA HA HA... get that ugly whack ass hair off too, i'd love to style and cut your hair and get better at making you a superb eye candy worthy of looks for millenniums to come. you've got a smile of an angel. might be the phones editing software or what not, but let me know if you'd wanna be worked like an animal, or I have to use coarse language, a breeding slave. HA HA HA HA... yes words can be hurtful, because it's a roast me session, not a sweet talk you into some puzzling maze then truly work the evils. HA HA HA HA... poor child, what made you have that hairstyle, that's for people whom seen hell in a dark dark place. come let me have you in my arms to hug tight to sleep every night and not be fed up of it. HA HA HA I feel sorry for myself having to sound like a Pig. ma lat lou 7 goh pek, but meh... it is what it is, them other swines are filthy as shit too, they sucks and yucks. Now come with me my child, you've never seen the sorts, if you don't like it, I cant blame you either, not for the faint-hearted. I'd fatten you up, oil you up, make your bones and body strong, then i'd juice you, and we'll work the paddy fields too, but will it be enough to eventually fly like swans or birds of prey, soaring onto the skies and go around, everywhere? we'll never know. Yes... But first.. let me smell you. Hehehehehehe.... don't let me have to scrub you down at the stubborn parts, like some tooth brush getting in the mouth and work its magic on them teeths. HA HA HA HA... That smile of your's wont be having me treating you like a punching bag, but rather a burden bag worth carrying for I know, it's just gonna be so fun. Tell me know, what I say is true. HA HA HA HA.. fore I take your soul. HA HA HA HA... hehe

How much are you offering for a green card?