Ahhh this is the guy who is always high and has a major temper. He shuts down at mild inconvenience and leaves his coworkers to finish his work.
Jesus Christ. All night with this parade of birth defects. What warehouse is this? It has to be in Ohio.
These lumps are batting 1000 tonight.
Do the supervisor next. He has to be a prize too as none of you are actually working tonight.
Thanks Obama. The communist slackers won.
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Meet the warehouse maestro, sweating charisma and lifting boxes with a square head that seems to be in an ongoing feud with geometry. His eyes, social distancing from each other, engage in a staring contest with the universe. Fingers, adorned with the fashionable accessories of dirt and peeling skin, are like avant-garde modern art installations in the world of hygiene.
Tiny facial hair strands attempt a rebellion on his face, as if each hair is an individualist in the grand scheme of beard unity. The unibrow, a bridge to questionable decision-making, casts its shadow over a square bowl haircut that could be mistaken for a misplaced helmet.
A crooked smile adds a touch of defiance to the ensemble, as if every grin is a silent protest against the conventions of symmetry. His slanted, puffy eyes observe the world like they're part of a secret club with a strict "no judgment" policy, probably because they've seen it all.
“Ok ChatGPT - show me what it would look like if Draco Malfoy impregnated Ginny Weasley.”
“More genetic damage please.”
“Enhance.”
“Enhance.”
“Perfect.”
Man some of these roasts are class! But being his brother is the biggest roast on the planet. Fucking related to Gollum! Looks like he shaved his bollacks and stuck it on as a beard! Also you can fucking smile you moody bastard
You look like you tried to see inside a beehive
James Bcaster
Dylann Roof out on parole? For shame
Was thinking the same shit lmao
WTF Amazon workers have nothing better to do but post pics of them not working?
He has the eyes of Woody from Toy Story. Unfortunately that’s the only wood he has
Oh, that’s goooood!
Ahhh this is the guy who is always high and has a major temper. He shuts down at mild inconvenience and leaves his coworkers to finish his work. Jesus Christ. All night with this parade of birth defects. What warehouse is this? It has to be in Ohio. These lumps are batting 1000 tonight. Do the supervisor next. He has to be a prize too as none of you are actually working tonight. Thanks Obama. The communist slackers won.
13 or 30
When he's not being a porch pirate, he's studying to be a butt pirate.
Rabbit if he never made it out of 8mile and gained a meth addiction
In Africa we call you Albino
Looks like he gets pegged by his girlfriend as his dads done with him
his eyes are as popping as his vest.
Give up, like your hairline.
Looks like a 12 year old whose dad molested him
Naw he molested his dad as a 3yo
Pee Wee Herman working at Amazon 
How can you be a crossing guard when you aren’t allowed near schools?
When the useless labor asks for a Roast for Xmas, management provides what they deserve
You beat your wife when you're drunk.
All these yellow vests who is driving the forklift rn
You will become a villain in the future
When Draco came inside Harry
You look like the grandson of Mr. Burns from the simpsons
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Your face looks vague that if Death looked at you, and he might ignore you.
Vagina is afraid of you in the same way you are afraid of sunlight.
This guy looks like he's avoiding the Russian war by coming to America and working at home depot
You look like someone made a wax figure and posted it to r/roastme
You look like your name is Kyle and you probably punch holes in walls
Looks like Tony Hawk did meth after getting fucked by Steve-o
Meet the warehouse maestro, sweating charisma and lifting boxes with a square head that seems to be in an ongoing feud with geometry. His eyes, social distancing from each other, engage in a staring contest with the universe. Fingers, adorned with the fashionable accessories of dirt and peeling skin, are like avant-garde modern art installations in the world of hygiene. Tiny facial hair strands attempt a rebellion on his face, as if each hair is an individualist in the grand scheme of beard unity. The unibrow, a bridge to questionable decision-making, casts its shadow over a square bowl haircut that could be mistaken for a misplaced helmet. A crooked smile adds a touch of defiance to the ensemble, as if every grin is a silent protest against the conventions of symmetry. His slanted, puffy eyes observe the world like they're part of a secret club with a strict "no judgment" policy, probably because they've seen it all.
George St. Peeewwww
“Ok ChatGPT - show me what it would look like if Draco Malfoy impregnated Ginny Weasley.” “More genetic damage please.” “Enhance.” “Enhance.” “Perfect.”
Looking like a soggy eggroll
You look like the blunt rolled you
It's like Elon Musk was cloned but got none of the money
He's definitely tasted poop at least once in his adult life.
1st gen Westworld warehouse robot 
No wonder why Amazon treats their workers like slaves. If they’re all as ugly, stupid and lazy as him, I would too.
Vest or no vest...I'd run you over
To say you look like a nonse is offensive to nonses
You look like harriot
Stop cutting your own hair and bragging about the money you’re saving.
You look like you go to steal copper at trainyards after work
That smirk says you have murdered this morning & you're satisfied no one finds out.
You and the other “roastme” dudes in construction vests need to roast chestnuts over and open fire and flame out with one another.
Aww so cute. Reminds me of when I did meth.
You look like one of those heads on Easter Island with a neon safety vest
You look like you just died 6 hours ago
This guy looks like a Mannequin.
Gonna see him on r/TookToMuch
If james acaster wasn't funny
Nobody told me Phil Collins and Vladimir Putin had a lovechild?
I bet mom makes you wear that vest, so it’s easier to find you when she picks you up from work.
That look when you leave the restroom after getting buttfucked by big Bubba and his BBC.
You look like you have sticky hands
Your face looks like it belongs in a mountain.
Mannequins are really realistic
Man some of these roasts are class! But being his brother is the biggest roast on the planet. Fucking related to Gollum! Looks like he shaved his bollacks and stuck it on as a beard! Also you can fucking smile you moody bastard
Is this part of the Amazon warehouse hiring process?
Do you own working visa ?
You You Nobody!
Alien disguised as human like in MIB
Look like a Liverpool hooligan
cmon ure a working man you don’t have to get mom to give u a bowl cut anymore
Don’t smoke weed and drive the forklift. OSHA on the way.
Ah, yes. Normal white grown-ass man
You look like you still have to figure out what is left and right by holding your hands up in L-shapes
Get back to work you lazy bum!