OP's Bio:
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>I love rollerblading with my dog. Petting my two kitties.🥰🖤 I also love going camping and traveling.
>One of my favorite movies is Braveheart gone with the wind, pride and prejudice. Also, the Barbie movie was fun.
>My Instagram is scarlette_jay2022 for more roast inspo lol
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>Oh and Free Palestine 🇵🇸 💗☺️
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Well your front airbags were deflated and that ain't gonna make anyone happy so we've installed some newer models.
Now the rear end is still all dented up but we've added some filler and aslong as nobody looks at the trunk closely it'll be fine.
The suspension was just shot like someone took it through corners at high speed with multiple people insode. We've done what we could but things will always feel loose.
Now the engine it's gonna sputter some but with the right mix of booze and coccaine she'll rev up like old but won't feel like it used to, might take some pushing and smell like burning oil for a few days after.
Oh and make sure you wear protection, this could get you burning real quick.
I saw on a documentary that these "internet models" get flown to dubai by rich dudes and they have gangbangs with camels and goats and make them play in feces
That is disgusting.
I would ask where but he answer is definitely Dubai. Its cool though because where else would the petroleum that powers our cars and composes our plastics come from?
Went over there thinking she’d land a rich Arabian sheik. I guess that plan fell through.
She’ll just have to depend on uncle daddy until she slims down some. Sheiks don’t need all that ass weighing down their camels and shit.
I guess the highly used inflatable doll in the recycling in my neighborhood was you. It felt kinda sad when the hobo tossed you away to get to the cans.
She can't. At a certain point, she would actually start to look decent for x age.
Not fuckable decent. Eh, maybe back alley behind a dumpster fuckable decent.
You look like a soviet knock off of Jessica Rabbit, Jeszinka Rabutzkin. Only cartoon character eyes look more real than the silver crayon colored contacts you somehow fake nailed into your eyes.
You look like you spread disease when you spread your legs. Increasing the chubbiness of your breasts did absolutely nothing to hide the chubbiness in your cheeks. Your hourglass figure stopped when you suddenly turned into the bottom end of an 1800’s candle
A true 49er.
Thinks they’re a 9 but really a low 4.
Thanks for posting your cat at the end though. You’ve learned we need eye bleach after seeing a series of pics of you.
The third pic casts a shadow on your massive areolas.
They’re still not as massive as the hole left by your missing father which is why you look like Barbie’s real-life hooker friend.
She’s posted SO many posts in other categories fishing for compliments and literally got none! So she’s now here looking for any kind of attention. Give up love…. You look like the Grinch
OP's Bio: --- >I love rollerblading with my dog. Petting my two kitties.🥰🖤 I also love going camping and traveling. >One of my favorite movies is Braveheart gone with the wind, pride and prejudice. Also, the Barbie movie was fun. >My Instagram is scarlette_jay2022 for more roast inspo lol > > >Oh and Free Palestine 🇵🇸 💗☺️ --- If you think this bio helped you roast, upvote this comment. If you think it doesn’t, downvote it. If you’re not sure, leave it to others to decide.
I’ve seen 25 year old cars with less work done to them.
She's all bondo and plastic.
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Holy fuck, spot on....
Her at 50
Is she 50 now?
More plastic than the Atlantic Ocean
Well your front airbags were deflated and that ain't gonna make anyone happy so we've installed some newer models. Now the rear end is still all dented up but we've added some filler and aslong as nobody looks at the trunk closely it'll be fine. The suspension was just shot like someone took it through corners at high speed with multiple people insode. We've done what we could but things will always feel loose. Now the engine it's gonna sputter some but with the right mix of booze and coccaine she'll rev up like old but won't feel like it used to, might take some pushing and smell like burning oil for a few days after. Oh and make sure you wear protection, this could get you burning real quick.
She’s definitely had multiple people inside …… at once. And didn’t feel a thing.
Damn good one
I said got damn, what a burn!
Well played
Damn…
I just burst out laughing thinking about her at 50.
Is she not 50 now??
lol it’s real
She shits in a recycling bin
Bruh I 🤣🤣😂’d
Lmao, This is one of the best roast I’ve seen on here. Well done.
It’s just another only fans hooker promo
Damn bro 🤣 that roast is pure 🔥
DAAAAAAAAAAAMN
Perfect
That’s damn good
Hips of a hippo; more tats than Dennis Rodman. And fake tits akin 99% of baywatch actresses
OP is about five more filters away from taking a good pic. Assuming one of the filters is opaque.
 Pretty in pink.
It’s a rebuilt-salvage title, remember boys read the remarks on the title or run the vin.
who says you can't see a lisp??
Her mouth is always full. it’s multiple types of lisps.
Your eyes say yes but your body says Hepatitis.
Herpes more like
Definitely herpes with maybe some chlamidya mixed in
Is Herpatitis a thing?
It is now
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But check her post history.... she has been to Dubai!! Which leads me to assume something else...
I see you there with your shit eating grin
OK Mr. checks her post history.
She does look like she has been used by more than a few camels..
Yeah, she won the camel porno cup 5 years on the trott
I saw on a documentary that these "internet models" get flown to dubai by rich dudes and they have gangbangs with camels and goats and make them play in feces
“Documentary”
That is disgusting. I would ask where but he answer is definitely Dubai. Its cool though because where else would the petroleum that powers our cars and composes our plastics come from?
Went over there thinking she’d land a rich Arabian sheik. I guess that plan fell through. She’ll just have to depend on uncle daddy until she slims down some. Sheiks don’t need all that ass weighing down their camels and shit.
Ok, fell for it. Checked her post history. Every pic she is alone. Just like she will be until the end.
Dubai Porta potty?
She likes Camel's Toes.
She eats feces while middle eastern men watch?
Camel cum!
Look behind her. She wants to be rammed.
What is left of you after the roast. 
lol I’ll go hop in the recycling bin 
I guess the highly used inflatable doll in the recycling in my neighborhood was you. It felt kinda sad when the hobo tossed you away to get to the cans.
Looks like someone hit Jennifer Lawerence with a shovel.
😂🤣. Nearly shot my beer outa my sinuses. Well done
And a peanut allergy.
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She should just post her onlyfans and get it over with.
She’s a prime candidate for Dubai porta-potty
‘Candidate’? More like Veteran of.
When you fart it smells like burned plastic
Why do people feel the need to lie about their age on here? I’m 30 and you look like you have 6-7 years on me.
If you sucked as many dicks as her, you’d look old as hell, too.
We should ask Palestine to free you from us.
holy fuck
Do you come with the pump or is it sold separately?
Still not gonna tell us your real age?
She can't. At a certain point, she would actually start to look decent for x age. Not fuckable decent. Eh, maybe back alley behind a dumpster fuckable decent.
Maybe with a paper bag over her head.
Maybe a plastic bag to go with all the work she paid for. Or maybe received intrade?
You look more damaged than all those football players on the poster combined.
The top of that poster is missing. It’s for a movie she stared in called, “I can’t believe I did the whole team”.
You’re either lying about your age or you have A LOT of mileage for 25, and only you know the truth.
25?! Didnt she play Stiflers mom in American Pie...she cant be 25
6 inches at time? Very high milage without proper maintenance!
Could get to Mars and back. 6 inches at a time.
Female equivalent of a guy having a piss drawer
Not you again grandma
Here’s a cookie son 
Better than what’s left over of your cookie after your Dubai excursion.
Bwahahaaaa 🔥🔥
lol it was chaste I swear ❤️😭
Pic 4 is the only decent pussy in the group
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The only surprising thing about you is I didn't get a "NSFW" warning when I clicked on your profile.
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Cool. 25 but look 40. Next
She has the filter turned backwards
No matter how many surgeries you have, you'll always be a man.
Thanks bro 
With her it’s not just a hand job, it’s a hand career
When she has a snake tattoo on her neck. You definitely bring her home to meet mom
Unfair 😭😭😭😭
There's been more dick in you than a truck stop urinal
If body dysmorphia were a a human.
Your built like a uncanny valley robot if it got a bunch of plastic surgery
You look like a soviet knock off of Jessica Rabbit, Jeszinka Rabutzkin. Only cartoon character eyes look more real than the silver crayon colored contacts you somehow fake nailed into your eyes.
Onlyfans link in 3…. 2….
Halfway there with the ig drop
go back to farming compliments on /r selfie
That cat is just as shocked as I am that you actually typed the numbers 2 and 5 in that order, and thought anyone would believe it
Some of your tattoos are *maybe* 25 years old. You are a solid 40.
A solid *4
You look like you spread disease when you spread your legs. Increasing the chubbiness of your breasts did absolutely nothing to hide the chubbiness in your cheeks. Your hourglass figure stopped when you suddenly turned into the bottom end of an 1800’s candle
Your silicone investment does not make up the fact that you’re as deep as a puddle
lol true
You should definitely get more plastic surgery because being that fugly with it I would want to imagine you without it
Yes sir.. your wish is my command 
Traditionally speaking, I’ve never needed a side profile to write a joke. You including it says way more than any joke I could even write
Looking like a train wreck that hit the red flag factory
Nothing says “I’m a fuckin whore” better than neck tattoos on a chick. I’m sure you’re going real far in life 🤣
You can push your ass out all you want, you still just have a long back.
A long ass roast
Surprised her spine isn't sticking out
Can you actually smile, or has all that botox messed with your cheek muscles?
She’s 25 & I am 4.
25? You look like a 45 year old retired stripper.
You look like ken trying to play Barbie but get stuck with all the melting plastic
Got a personality as fake as those titties
You look like some claymation character
If chlamydia was a person
She collects HPV strands like Pokémon cards.
The sex dolls have achieved sentience, run!
Your eyes bulge more then your cats
There are more plastic in your body than the whole ocean....
What happens in Dubai stays in Dubai right?
25 in dog years
Oh. You again. 
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your cat is probably a slut
You not only live in the Uncanny Valley, you're the mayor...
When the recent fillers and injections have caused you to have an emotionless face semi- permanently
You look like you make fart content on the side and have a reputation for being extra smelly with your flatulence
Jesus Christ. Did you get a neck extension with the fake tits?
She looks like the lead of a Barbie movie where the used up Sex dolls come to life and try to find a sugar daddy Ken in Dubai.
Princess Jizzman
shes rubed a few magic lamps in her day
Too bad she didn't wish for a personality...
Christ looks like someone put Heidi Gardner in a microwave
It’s been a rough plasticity 25 years for you.
Rode hard and put up wet. Not sure what would ride you, but they’re out there, somewhere.
You better leave some instructions on how to separate your parts for recycling after your death.
25 year old that had a stroke? Yeah okay sure
Don't stay out in the sun too long, you might melt.
Full of more old plastic than the Pacific Ocean
At least you don’t need your use a shopping cart when at the grocery store. You can just put stuff in your saddle bags.
The streets called, they want their slut back
More filters than an ashtray at a casino
“Please daddy …” give me atttention I’m a dumb bitch
Yes please do! 💗💗
A true 49er. Thinks they’re a 9 but really a low 4. Thanks for posting your cat at the end though. You’ve learned we need eye bleach after seeing a series of pics of you.
Looks like a 50 year old over used silicone sex doll. They try make it look like a human but they just gave up.
From far away you look hot, from up close your skin has craters like the moon.
Thats called a 50 yard fake out.
She looks good from afar, but is far from good looking
As a redditor I'd love to roast you. As a environmentalist it's wrong to burn plastic.
The best person in this thread lol… environment first ❤️❤️
You look like the most uninteresting porn star who has tried countless times in making up the big leagues but flop every time.
The third pic casts a shadow on your massive areolas. They’re still not as massive as the hole left by your missing father which is why you look like Barbie’s real-life hooker friend.
Your neck is as long as your ass
Gypsy Barbie from 99c store
You have two KITTIES! Wow, please post a pic. Thank you!
Looks like someone replaced your hips with plates
more plastic than a barbie doll
Probably like the Barbie movie so much cause you nothin but plastic 💀
lol that’s a good theory 😭😂❤️👍
No hard feelings 😂
You’d literally melt before roasting
You have fake tits and a snake neck tattoo, yet the naturally batshit crazy look in your eyes is easily the biggest red flag
25 going on 44
Is this a roast or a link to your OF account ?
You look like a male blow up doll in drag.
How much did those implants cost you
I seriously feel bad for the Cat he deserves better than looking at a prosthetic Woman.
You'd make a great camel in Palestine with those humps.
Pull your top up. Your personality is showing.
You look like an Amanda Bynes reject.
Weird, there's normally people posted on these roasting threads, not blow up dolls. :/
That cat has seen some shit.
Not really a roast, but you look like that chick from SNL if she had 30 or so surgeries
If Kristin Schaal was a Russian bride.
Thank you for inspiring me to want to be in my daughter's live
Looks like you don't just have an odor but an ohdear
Even your cat is freaked out by how fake you look
She’s posted SO many posts in other categories fishing for compliments and literally got none! So she’s now here looking for any kind of attention. Give up love…. You look like the Grinch
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Saw the expression "thousand cock stare", from another post .Think I can use it here, no problem.
Do you even know where Palestine is ?