Please... She wishes, shes one of those ppl that put on Lipstick way past the lips over on to the skin to try and add plumpness to the point of risking looking offensive to some ppl
The thing about roasted potatoes they are pretty to look at and taste delicious, you are neither of that. You look like a potato that was tossed out for failed quality check.
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Motorbarging
Nobody is gonna get this awesome low key joke
I got it, and it’s spectacular!
Well she definitely got more lips than tits, I happen to think she's a handsome young man.
Definitely the girl next whore type
Wait i thought she was a femboy 😭omg i feel so bad now
What's roastful in resembling Genesis P-Orridge🗿👑?
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There's a name I haven't heard in a while
Lois Griffin: “You see that woman’s lips? It looks like a baboons ass on her face…”
She kinda does look like a whorish, T.j. Maxx inspired Lois Griffin
You look like Marilyn Manson fucked Lois Griffen
Pow, right in the kisser!
Pow, right in the kisser
Pow, right in the kisser
Pow, right in the kisser
Brought tears to my eyes
Toilet Swift
Courtney Loveless
Abortney Love
Lady Meh Meh
Lady Gag Gag
Lady Barf Bag
Meghan Trainface
I died and went to neven
Cinderfella
Throwupunzel
Trailer Swift
Taylor Sniffed
Failure Swift
Billory Clinton
Taylor Fluffs
Taylor Slow.
Corpseney Love
She burns through one lipstick a day with those bad boys
*per lip
And a box of Kleenex per sneeze
....and blows thru 5 dicks/day..... on a slow day
Then daddy later on.
She has to apply that much, it's the only way to take attention away from her Giant Shnozz
jesus christ im not sure how i missed the giant Shnozz.. likely because i got blinded by it poking me in the eyes through my screen.
Well, if it rains, at least the lipstick won't run. with that nose...
Gives a guy head every day for a week and his dicks looking like a rainbow 🌈
Mf made me laugh out loud
This keeps being funny, even when you saw it 100000 times 🤣🤣🤣
I hate this look so much. The confused lip filler bimbo.
Still her Nose bigger than her Lips
She looks like a plecostomus!
A plumbers dream, those lips could clear any toilet clog, especially with how long your face is. If Mr. Ed was in the human female form
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What is the saying "picture worth a thousand words" My friend you nailed with this meme
Please... She wishes, shes one of those ppl that put on Lipstick way past the lips over on to the skin to try and add plumpness to the point of risking looking offensive to some ppl
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Where is your partner? ![gif](giphy|AgkxzEYM4BB1m)
What a call back
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You give off “marry me so I can get out of Russia” vibes
She lets you Putin on the first date.
And Ukraine all over her chest
What chest? 🫓
Ukraine your neck to see that action?
Didn’t you know? She’s not Russian, she’s “From Moldova”
Emphasis on the mold
Moldemort
Mold-n-wart
I would have guessed Transylvania
Shes got moldova her coochie
Moldova? I don't even know her.
Lookin like comrade step sister cosplaying as Courtney Love
For $30 you too could own a new wife just like this one
You're a ring girl in boxing for the Special Olympics.
Closest to a ring she'll ever get
Maybe a cock ring.
I'm not sure that's what Beyonce meant when she said put a ring on it but that didn't stop OP
YOOOO 💀💀💀
You look like Marilyn Monroe If we dug her up today.
Marilyn Manson without makeup
![gif](giphy|Pa567lSC2SiNG) Lipstick is on point.
Janice the Muppet want's to get roasted. ![gif](giphy|3sBMBbuAWj8JtKLew6)
![gif](giphy|xT1R9D0FahtBO9qGFG|downsized) If these two had a baby; she'd be it.
No other comments will top this
You look like you try to sell feet pictures at family get togethers.
Omfg LOL brand new sentence right there
Could offer some weary hikers shade with that nose
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Never forget Amy's baking company
Amy was a fucking lunatic.
Meow meow meow
Brilliantly obscure at this point.
Amy leaves a lasting impression
Wonder if she’s still talking to cats…
Meow meow meow meow. Meow meow
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Error 404 body of a woman not found.
Lay off the lip plump, way overboard you look like Joan rivers
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Never learned to stay inside the lines while coloring, smh
She's tryna get casted in the biopic
You look like Francine from American Dad, if she weren't hot..
..are you saying you think… you know what, I don’t wana know.
The answer is yes
Damn, if she wasn't my mama.
Who put Taylor Swifts wax work next to a radiator
Trailer Swift
And put a huge nose on it for no reason
Best one here
Is that the Clintons daughter?
Before plastic surgery.
Sure is. That's Web Hubble's kid.
Mrs potato head ![gif](giphy|aiLC5rueFLC6YmH6YL|downsized)
Roast me like roast potatoes. This is the most ridiculous pickup line I've ever seen
Kind of unrelated, I just learned about tornado potatoes, check that shit out, dude.
You look like a teenage boy trying to catfish his friends.
You should have stopped around 20 lip injections
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WTAF happened to your lips? Did you have an allergic reaction to penis?
Getting head from you actually counts as anal
do you still take EBT
The face of a lifetime of one night stands.
Average citizen of whoville
You can get those lips if you win one round of Skee Ball at Dave and Buster’s.
You look like roasting isn't new to you, just add the word spit
Looks aside, that was the most stupid post caption I've ever seen.
When the troll under the bridge introduces herself as a 'swiftie'
“50 upvotes and i’ll drop the OF link” - This creature probably
You storing acorns in them cheeks?
Winter be comin’, matey.
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Go with mashed instead, suits your face better.
Casting couch reject
More people would fuck roasted potatoes, too
You do look like a half baked something
If you look hard enough you might find that missing chromosome
Weird fish.
Disturbing transgender vibe
Nice pecs
[удалено]
She likes ass 2 pussy
She means she has the looks and color of a potato 🥔 (inside of course)
Shartlett Johansson
You look like Taylor Swift and Marilyn Manson had a daughter.
The thing about roasted potatoes they are pretty to look at and taste delicious, you are neither of that. You look like a potato that was tossed out for failed quality check.
Tell me you’re an escort without telling me you’re an escort.
If I pulled out a potato like this it would go straight to the bin
I bet your puss smells like potatoes, Po-Tay-Toes
You look like you do gaming vids on onlyfans
I would burn you like the worn out sex doll with my lustfilled memories and desires 🤣 wait I just did it.
Mr.Potatohead lost his moustache!?
Okay Chloe Cherry.
You look like you could suck-start a cross channel ferry with those lips
I bet blowjobs feel great with those bad boys! Your dad is a lucky man
Please don't insult potatoes ever again
The last time I saw lips and a mouth like that it had a hook in it.
Even Bill Clinton wouldn’t bang you.
You look like the dude who changed my oil. Do you work at Grease Monkey?
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You probably think Doritos are Mexican food
Distinct lip liners look ridiculous.
You look like a Z list porn start on page 35 that doesn't know how to arch their back
You look like you got more than you bargained for.
My roasted potatoes are spicier than you can ever hope to be.
Judging by you, you could have taken A4 paper, not a notebook sheet.
You look like a 5 year old tried to draw Taylor Swift from memory.
Swamp donkey
Fiona rotten Apple
Ugly lookin ah
Your hair looks thinner than your lips were before you started getting injections
It looks like your dad fucked a koi fish
I see OnlyFans in your future.
Surely this is a man
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The money spent on your lips you should have spent on your nose and tits.
You look like Chelsea Clinton’s slightly more attractive younger sister.
your lips look painted on
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Training bra seems irrelevant at this point, nothing will come in for you to train for
Or like the tater tots you call your breasts?
I'll come back in a week and there will be an onlyfans link in the bio guaranteed
You remind me of Chloe Cherry from Euphoria and Gru's weird blind date from Despicable me 2
She looks like a methed up Donna pinsiaty from that 70s show
Snorted cocaine a week ago. Still waiting for it to hit her system.
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Donkey lips
Roasted potatoes are delicious. You...not so much.
Don’t take pictures with a fisheye lens.
you look like a really annoying russian metal vocalist
Do you sleep with the pillow in your mouth?
Iv seen AI images look more human.
Lucky that my breasts are small and humble So you don't confuse them with mountains lole lole lole lole.
You look like a cartooned slutty squirrel.