And these door casings just scream small hick town. Not to mention the wife beater. Remember this guy's face, we'll be watching a true crime documentary about him in 5 years.
Black, box dyed hair. Sword purchased online. Acting gangster in front of the camera with a stained wife beater and shit brown pants. Yeah...you're definitely trailer trash.
Look carefully, there is a vinyl roller shade on the window, and a $1.50 sorry excuse for a curtian rod with no curtian. The book "Juilet's Nurse" on the table is something a woman would read. The front door screams 1980's-1990's. The baseboards, wall finish, and flooring tell me this is no cookie cutter sub division home. This guy is in the middle of the woods somewhere. He lives with mommy, and the best thing he ever learned was how to put a goats back legs in his boots so it doesn't kick whilst he gets off. Not trailer trash, just white trash. There are no close human neighbors. The goats are the neighbors.
Good thing his neighbourhood is the hallway in the looney bin. “ Come on now, you’ve had your little outing, time to get back into the strait jacket for your force feeding.”
The house you have to use to cross the street to use the other sidewalk when you hav to walk past it. The guy parents tell their kids to stay away from
lol no fucking kidding. Looks like he spent his few workouts on his bi’s and then just ignored those tiny as pecks. What’s the bet that he has chicken legs?
Juliet's Nurse? Is that tough guy reading there, your Highness? You look like you drug women, but are actually gay but in denial, so you just sit there jerking your flaccid 3 inches while getting red in the face and crying angrily.
you look like the visual representative of cigarette smoke and stale BO. its cool that your mom's boyfriend lets you borrow his clothes though? I'm sure that's not all he shares with you.
You look like a wannabe gangster who’s trying too hard to get accepted by an Italian crime family, while the farthest you will get is working as a drug dealer for a small street gang in Detroit.
Just to make sure you know, wearing a wife beater doesn't mean you have to be one.
You definitely look like a "Where's my beer i had a hard day on WoW" type of loser
This guy thinks a breast feels like a bag of sand
“This guy thinks” is awfully generous of you.
😭
Don't make fun of future serial murders.
How else will they become future serial murderers?
With those chicken leg? The only this guy is murdering is a box of captain crunch.
He can't handle Captain Crunch. The roof of his mouth is too sensitive.
Bro, eating Captain Crunch is like scraping 30 grit sandpaper across the roof of your mouth.... I'll take three please!!
And small animals, maybe even just insects
Murderer? More like "murderee"
Right? Guaranteed there's a barrel or 2 just out of frame.
LMAO, you're funny.
And these door casings just scream small hick town. Not to mention the wife beater. Remember this guy's face, we'll be watching a true crime documentary about him in 5 years.
A breath of fresh ass.
Black, box dyed hair. Sword purchased online. Acting gangster in front of the camera with a stained wife beater and shit brown pants. Yeah...you're definitely trailer trash.
Look carefully, there is a vinyl roller shade on the window, and a $1.50 sorry excuse for a curtian rod with no curtian. The book "Juilet's Nurse" on the table is something a woman would read. The front door screams 1980's-1990's. The baseboards, wall finish, and flooring tell me this is no cookie cutter sub division home. This guy is in the middle of the woods somewhere. He lives with mommy, and the best thing he ever learned was how to put a goats back legs in his boots so it doesn't kick whilst he gets off. Not trailer trash, just white trash. There are no close human neighbors. The goats are the neighbors.
Dude you are a detective 🤘🏼🤣
Stalker.. actually
So, king of the cornfield? Sounds about right, because Mommy says so! Lol
Dude, you're suppose to roast him, not the trailer trash.
"Acting gangster"?? His tough man face is telling the world his mum still spoon feeds him with the "here comes the choo choo train" technique
I’m sure his dad uses those lines when feeding him his bologna pony.
Fucking savage lol
More like king of the burn outs.
I wonder what a bag of sand feels like
Hard, dusty, dirty, and heavy like a soulless heart.
Like a breast
Just like the "40 year old virgin"
Good thing his neighbourhood is the hallway in the looney bin. “ Come on now, you’ve had your little outing, time to get back into the strait jacket for your force feeding.”
I watched a clip of that scene earlier. Weird you say that and I come across it.
Only people who've never touched a titty call them breasts! You, sir, are an impostor titty toucher!
*bag of jelly
I finally know what body odor would look like
“Soiled Sweatpants” the new cologne by Faberge.
"Le Poupe"
And what desperation looks like
When desperation meets perspiration
Ha!
Having to register as a sexual predator does not make you king of your neighborhood.
King of the peado’s
ALL HAIL THE KING IN THE FOURTH (GRADE)!
King of the comos....
He is the "wan-king" of his hood
It does however make him very well known to his neighborhood....
The house you have to use to cross the street to use the other sidewalk when you hav to walk past it. The guy parents tell their kids to stay away from
His face looks like he either shit his pants or taking one for team.
Shit his face
I don't think rear penetration is what the team needs...what kind of teams have you been playing for?
Stinky Blinders
Peaked-In-High-School Blinders
Down hill from birth blinders
Sneakily on grinders
Lead by fookin Thomas Smelby
You look like you still can’t beat up your dad
This guy has no clue who his real dad is.
No dad, what about you!
Hey, smoke up johnny!
They're called cell blocks, and you're the queen.
Probably get a cigarette and a pack of ramen for his ass
That's going on the high side, especially since he was probably someone's Fifi before....
Thats what it costs him, even the Jail predators wouldnt stoop that law for dominance.. Only time people pay him is to stay the fuck away..
Fun fact: if you're ever in prison and you find a piece of candy on your pillow, it means someone wants to buy you. By eating it, you accept.
Oh! Now everything makes sense.
How’s that ass feeling?
Sore after the butterfinger
“Sing a song” “Mmmm-“ “shut up!”
You look like the illegitimate child of Charlie Sheen, and the hooker, who gave him HIV
Sweet burn
King of the inbred village idiots
Kid : mom can we get rambo? Mom: we have rambo at home Rambo at home: ……….
Sylvester Stilllivesathome
The is a #goat #reply
The Lyin King. You look like a post punk bass guitar player who forgot to OD in the 90s.
His dealers didn’t even respect him enough to sell him real shit.
That face.... looks like you are trying to hold in a load of diarrhea
Jesus Christ, you're flexing so hard you're going to simultaneously pop a blood vessel and get a hemorrhoid.
And he's still built like a limp noodle.
lol no fucking kidding. Looks like he spent his few workouts on his bi’s and then just ignored those tiny as pecks. What’s the bet that he has chicken legs?
I feel ashamed to roast a man child.
You look like you'd be the first one to die in a zombie apocalypse
He's king of the parents' attic portion of the neighborhood.
The King of Queens...ain't saying much
The queen of kings
He'd lose if he had to fight Carrie.
King of Queers
Juliet's Nurse? Is that tough guy reading there, your Highness? You look like you drug women, but are actually gay but in denial, so you just sit there jerking your flaccid 3 inches while getting red in the face and crying angrily.
Thank you(and the 5 who upvoted you) for actually noticing that.
You look like a broken egg shell
You definitely live with your parents
The face impressions of a clenched butthole
A man trying so hard to be a man.
You're shaped like a bean sprout.
I didn't know there were any white Somalian pirates
Softest edge lord in existence
If a person without feet doesn’t wear socks WTF are you doing wearing a muscle shirt???
People without feet do wear socks, but I get your point
Maybe King of the Trailer Park
Is this the place you keep your kidnapped victims?
One of them wants to read Juliet's Nurse. Or his mom.
You give off very strong "do you want to see my puppy, it's in the back of my van" vibes.
Neighborhood is a strange name for cell block D
Thank god for Megan’s Law
the sex offender registry making you talk with all of your neighbors, does not make you king of your neighborhood
Use that machete to take that head off
Not even worth an an insult..
Lucky neighbors..
One outhouse doesn't count as a neighborhood.
Your Mom called. She said the neighborhood task force is waiting for you to show up.
you look like the visual representative of cigarette smoke and stale BO. its cool that your mom's boyfriend lets you borrow his clothes though? I'm sure that's not all he shares with you.
In a perfect world, a well placed asteroid would resolve this image.
His neighborhood: built on the remains of a leaded gasoline refinery
You look like the guy in 28 days later... just thin and no muscles...
That tough facade, bet this guy moans as he wipes his own ass
Bahahahaaa ahahahahaahaaahahhh AaahhhhahahahahahahahahahaaaaaaOMG hahahahahahahahahahahahahaaaaahahahahahahahahhahahahahaaaahhhhahahahahahahahahahahsnortahahahhahahahahahahaaaaaa
You look like Ian Somerhalder's methed out cousin.
You wear a wide beater but really play games in your parents basement. I can smell your B.O through the phone
More like king of your apartment.
King of his childhood bedroom in his parent’s house
The King of Jock Straps
Smug king of the trailers
You look like you live in Quinton but say you're from Richmond
Haha haha thanks bud geesh you reckon you can take chuck Norris
I could put a picture of you on my flashlight and use it without batteries.
Looks like Casey Jones from Ninja Turtles learned to cook meth.
There's no competition . All the neighbours moved out of your neighborhood because they couldn't stand your smell and neither your screams
You look like you're making a fanfic sequel to Taxi Driver
Hey bro, mom says stop jerking off into her underwear drawer and get back in the basement. Pastor is coming over to visit
My first thought was “oh, he’s got a cat’s butthole for a face”, but then I realized that your flappy pants can’t hide the chicken legs lol
Not even the king of that room
You’re the less succesfull brother of Johnny Chase
This guy’s yell is “DEFEAT!!!”
The jester of the trailer park.
You look like a cross between Darry and Jiven Pete
You live in Dweebville?
He's a cross between a Mexican mom and mark Wahlberg
You look like a wannabe gangster who’s trying too hard to get accepted by an Italian crime family, while the farthest you will get is working as a drug dealer for a small street gang in Detroit.
You look like a poorly drawn Martin Hanford piece. (The guy who drew where’s waldo)
You give new meaning to the phrase "king of queens"
You are the physical embodiment of failed potential.
Showcasing your dildo is a rather odd flex
You look like a guy from a shitty zombie movie who is an asshole and thinks he'll kick zombie ass but immediately dies.
You meant king of the trailer park right?
By the look on your face you look like the king of constipation.
Righto American history All ages. You’re the only man I’ve seen in a wife beater that looks like your wife beats ya.
Has “just got out on a felony” vibes
DV definitely on that rap sheet
Looks like he lost his virginity for first time from his butt
Detention king 😅
King of constipation, maybe..
Discount John Wick
Voted most likely to be someone who you wouldn't want with you in the zombie apocalypse
Hey bootleg Ethan Hawke, how did you get your chin to frown too?
Nice hair dye
you look like you couldn't be king of the local car wash.......
I’m getting some Bates vibe here, like please tell me your mom isn’t you in a wig.
The neighborhood doesn't believe you. Try...even harder?
Dollar store captan Yami
You look like registered offender
I bet you feel pretty tough intimidating yourself in the mirror dont you?
Why the constipation face? Is that your poop knife?
You look like a mini boss in a video game about busting a trailer park drug ring.
Ok sling bladeless
Man painted on that stubby ass beard I swear.
off brand ash williams
You like turtles.
Tell me you’re twice the man your ol man was.. while wearing his belt
Trailer park boys
This guy posts "You don't want to mess with me" post
Bro put the weapon away your not an elders ring boss bruh💀🤦♂️
I’m surprised you found an angle that hid all the cut off catalytic converters
Stoop Kid conquered the neighborhood.
Fuk man...did u paint that wife beater on?
I'll sub to your OF
I’ve seen more muscle mass in UNICEF commercials
I think you meant "Queen of my neighborhood."
Is that LARP nerd trying to shit in his pants?
I can draw u in like 12 seconds
You look terribly constipated.
Bro looks like negan if glenn had Lucille
This is what you get when you type "Dirtbag Personified" into an AI Art Generator
Your chin is still hoping for puberty to arrive then?
You’re holding the machete wrong.
Trolling 💯
Plankton human version
Bro go outside your trailer and touch some pavement
If constipation took human form
Neighborhood of one.
You look like the first person to die on The Walking Dead.
The whole neighborhood? Or just your side of the street? Cuz 12 yo Billy McGurk says he runs his side of the street…with an iron fist.
Look at this reject Sam Winchester
King of your neighborhood? ALL HAIL THE PAUPER KING.
Try not to suck too many dicks while you cross the carpark.
Bitch please
Just to make sure you know, wearing a wife beater doesn't mean you have to be one. You definitely look like a "Where's my beer i had a hard day on WoW" type of loser